Simon Cowell & Lauren Silverman are totally in love & it’s not shady, you guys

Lauren Silverman and Simon Cowell are totally in love, you guys. This is the photo evidence. You should have never thought that there was anything shady about this. Don’t you feel guilty?! There are just a couple in love. They are expecting a child together. This is LOVE, you guys. Nevermind that she was married the entire time she was banging Simon. Nevermind that he was banging other women too, including his then-fiancée. You guys are SO HARSH. So cynical! THIS IS LOVE.

Anyway, about two seconds after Lauren and Andrew Silverman’s divorce was finalized, Lauren jetted off to meet her baby-daddy Simon in Europe. These photos are from St. Tropez, where they have been photographed extensively all weekend. I would say that I think Lauren has been calling the paps, but realistically, I think the paps were just trailing both Simon and Lauren and they haven’t made their whereabouts a secret. That being said, Lauren looks crazy-happy to be photographed with Simon. And for his part, he looks like he’s enjoying her company too.

So here’s the question: is Lauren’s golddigger long-game going to pay off in the end? Will Simon actually marry her? I’ll admit that I’m surprised that Simon seems fine with being photographed with Lauren like this, so it’s making me recalculate my opinion on their relationship. That being said, I doubt he’ll marry her. But he will support her financially and they’ll be “together” for a little while.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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  1. Sophie says:

    Damage control. Simon is worried about his rep and the potential to lose his contracts. Not that he needs the money but rather loves the power/status. Egomaniac and the gold digger karma is beautiful!

    • L.S. says:


    • emmie_a says:

      Exactly. Simon called the paps. Lauren probably did too. As much as I hate her, they are made for each other. Ha Ha Ha Simon. You’re stuck with her.

      And I don’t buy for a minute that they’re in love. We never saw this level of love with his finacee. This isn’t the real Simon in these pics – it’s all for show.

      • Belle Epoch says:

        Totally agree. He is terrified of losing his reputation in the US so now we’re getting an avalanche of walking on the beach photos, pictures of the $16K bracelet he gave her, etc. I don’t buy any of it. He’s a performer.

        Feel so bad for her #1 child!!!

      • aemish says:

        I second that emotion :o)

      • danielle says:

        I agree. He would look like even more of a tool if he dumped his baby mama cold – he has to act into her, when she was just likely a fun side piece he’s now stuck with.

    • MollyB says:

      I don’t know. He has a reputation for being a cad. I’m frankly more surprised he was careless enough to knock someone up than I am that the someone was married.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      Right. He can’t break up one of his best friend’s marriage, then abandon the pregnant lover and keep catting around. He looks trapped to me, at least for a while. Then I’m betting they will be sad to announce that it didn’t work out, but are both concerned for the well- being of their child and request privacy at this difficult time in their lives, blah blah blah.

    • QQ says:

      Correct, it behooves him to not look like the asshole who impregnated a married woman whose husban he was friends with all the while porking 3 other chicks, therefore love and puppies; but he isnt marrying that trick..he’ll stuff her full of money and if she is smart she takes it and run

    • Miss M says:

      @Sophie: you nailed it! damage control, indeed!

    • Brittaki says:

      Just look at their body language. Simon is way less into it than she is.

  2. Christine says:

    More likely, his PR team told him he had to be with her for a while and that’s why he is putting up with the pap stroll.

    • Cel says:

      Spot on.

      Simon has a massive PR machine behind him. In the UK, when X Factor or Britain’s Got Talent are on there are multiple stories in the papers every day – he wants his shows to be the most talked about for their entire run. They don’t know the meaning of saturation point!

      I guarantee his team have looked at all the media surrounding this story, read that he is thought of as a jerk for getting the wife of a friend pregnant and are now trying to spin that it is love, they are a couple and these photos are confirmation.

  3. HiHa says:

    She got what she wanted..Now she will be waiting untill the years, noted in the ‘agreement’, to come, have past.

  4. gogoGorilla says:

    She looks like a stage-5 clinger.

    I think he’ll stay with her until after the baby is born and then quietly exit stage left. I’m sure he’ll support the child, at least, but wasn’t he yachting with a harem of women just last week? Me no think he is marriage material!

  5. notleo says:

    Simon has moob sweat. Ick.

  6. Robi says:

    He’s not aging nicely, anyway. He looks bloated and tweaked. And gross. As rich as he is, I wouldn’t sleep with him. No way.

    • bagladey says:

      All the tweaking and Botox and fillers don’t make him look younger, they just make his face look like a chipmunk helium balloon.

  7. Cirque28 says:

    They both seem very smug. Her poor ex-husband, having to see this woman who was his wife a few weeks ago cavorting and snuggling with the guy who was his friend.

    • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

      Hopefully he’s sitting around with his kid (please make him a better father than she is a mother), snickering at how much of a fool that she’s making of herself.

      I mean honestly, I don’t understand women like her. From what I have read (maybe I’m wrong), her husband was a decent guy. A decent guy who married HER, even though his parents didn’t like her, wouldn’t attend the wedding. And I’ve heard nothing about her having a job, so she’s just been sitting on her ass all day, quite literally, and shopping.

      Do you know what would’ve happened if I married a rich dude whose parents didn’t like me, and who didn’t care if I had a job or not?

      I’d go volunteer somewhere for at least five hours a day, and I’d concentrate on my MARRIAGE and FAMILY, including the INLAWS! If she wanted to, she and the parents maybe could have reconciled—-although I’m assuming the parents don’t like her because she is a nasty person, besides being a golddigger.

      Ugh, this just bugs me. If she can’t make it work with a rich dude, who defied his parents to get with her, then what is she going to do with Simon? I hope she doesn’t believe that, “we’re in love and he’s gonna marry me” shit that she’s selling to the tabs.

      But I hope her ex knows that he’s better off without her, and should be laughing that he got PAID to push the divorce along….

      • YuYa says:

        I don’t think money is enough for this trainwreck…she wanted to be “known” as well. She wants people LOOKING at her. She wasn’t going to get the kind of looking at her from just a wealthy businessman. She wanted and wants “celebrity”…total narcissist.

        Simon is gross, sorry, but *shiver*.

  8. Mirna says:

    Where is her child??? Her “priority”? This woman makes my butt itch. And he’s disgusting – inside and out.

    • phillykatt says:

      Thats what I thought. Kids can be cruel and I am sure that little boy is being teased about this. What a crap mother

    • Tig says:

      Isn’t that the saddest part? Guess the nanny is helping him adjust/cope to Mommy having different priorities which don’t include him. And while I am sure Simon will be generous with his baby, don’t see him getting too involved with her son by his (former?) friend.

  9. Vee says:

    This is so staged. This will be fun to watch.

  10. Tiamet says:

    I love the shot where she’s got both hands wrapped around his arm and he isn’t even looking at her. Isn’t it too hot for that?

    I’m fairly sure the husband is delighted with what’s gone down – he’s paid out substantially less than she was entitled to under the pre-nup (and possibly even got a payoff from Simon) and ended up with all the public sympathy and at least joint custody of the kid. I almost wondered if he and Simon weren’t in it together.

    Of course, if it turns out that the child isn’t Simon’s, Lauren is in serious trouble. I don’t think he’ll marry her either way but he’s always been generous to his cast offs so she’ll probably end up with at least as much as she’d get under a pre-nup.

    • Sassy says:

      I also noticed the body language. Watch his hands. Not once is he “holding” her, merely has his hand casually draped on her shoulder. The kissy face photo is similar to the way one kisses one’s grandma. No, Simon is not into her at all, but he is playing the publicity game.

  11. kct says:

    Now that he has what was once unattainable, it will become less desirable. Just watch. There won’t be many more photo shows like this.

  12. Dee says:

    Damage control, its looks staged.. …I did not need to see simon doing pda… Daily mail have pics of them on the beach eeeeeeew. Also this woman is 36? She looks 46.

  13. Anon says:

    That is staged…and she is very proud of herself, the gold-digger.

  14. Paloma says:

    What a pair. Does she realize he will never change? She will be summoned into his life at his convenience.

  15. fabgrrl says:

    These photos tell me that she had the DNA test done and has proof Simon is the father.

  16. smee says:

    Gold digging or publicity stunt? Looks like both to me.

    Their baby should def have a play-date with KK’s publicity stunt baby. It’s a thing now.

  17. newtsgal says:

    Sorry, I ain’t buying it!!
    Simon has been pinging my Gaydar for to long to believe this stuff!

  18. Adrien says:

    Are they shopping for bras? They have the same cup size. Look at the last photo, Simon is already lactating.

  19. Canitbe says:

    Wow,the judge sure misjudged badly bringing this couple into his playworld. They must have seemed a good fit at time. All I can see is that his women know his rules & he does appear very generous if they continue to abide by them. This situation is just blackmail. No choice but to go along with all the papped PDA walks. She is reminding me more & more of Kimmy Kartrashian with that. Must have kept herself busy shopping for these fame walks the past few weeks. Her child seems much better off with the father where is most probably wanted and loved .Note,no father & son pap walks during all of this,not necessary. Hate when these women use this age old trick to get or keep a man. Its degrading and makes men like Simon believe we all can be bought,just a matter of taking up his time dating or just choosing from the cheap models that chase him. It is what it is and he has alot on his plate with this gold digging,psycho,fame leach. The DNA testing is really a non issue at this point. Getting her to sign a non disclosure,putting her away somewhere and not having the vindictive,dismissed piece of slop come back at him networking out his secrets is going to be the real trick here. Must be very depressing to get up everyday knowing you only have what you bought and over paid for.May be some a poorer man would not even find exceptable.I really gave him more credit then to fall into this trap and she is becoming more ugly by the day. Guessing if he plays her “madly in love “game he’s thinking he can come out of this looking like the rich victim he is,in this case. She is not going to be put out without going off. She put too much time and ‘work’ into this. Real jobs dont pay as well,we all know that.Seems like behind every women like her is a mother who has raised a daughter to be what they aspired to and failed. Her mother seems no better then Courtney Stodden’s ,just a different social class. Like I said this is a discusting story you keep reading like a book we cant put down. Interested in how it ends but sadly a couple innocent lifes are also being played with. These players are no different or better then anyone else just a social class with much nicer homes and toys. Interesting how money can make or break you..

  20. LAK says:

    This is definitely staged. Simon was holidaying with his boatful of harem girls last week and this week he is in LOVE?? NOt to mention the leaks from his harem cough*sinitta*cough about how much Simon was going to take care of her financially but not set up home even as Lauren decried their love and soulmates.

    Also, the paps have always known where Simon is, but this weekend we got so many photos of Simon with his LOVE doing the pap stroll complete with several changes of outfits.

    Simon’s PR agent, Max Clifford, in London is famed for making his clients do family ‘togetherness’ pap strolls when they are in trouble. What simon is doing in these photos is straight out of Max Clifford’s PR moves 101.

    My guess is as good as yours. He will play the game until after the baby is born and then quietly exit.

  21. bcgirl says:

    I love how he always has his ciggies at the ready. Wonder how her quitting smoking is going?

  22. Another Ann says:

    Can someone explain to me why the word “homewrecker” isn’t being tossed around in this case? Or is that just reserved for women?

    Simon gets called a jerk and a cad, sure. But not a homewrecker, slut, tramp, whore or all the other lovely words that would be used for a woman who had an affair with a married man.

    • bluhare says:

      Personally, I don’t think he was a home wrecker. I think the husband knew all along, and was fine with it because it got him an entrée into Simon’s circle. He got “upset” when it went public. Now that Simon’s paid for his divorce, he’s a happy guy.

    • Mirna says:

      He absolutely IS a homewrecker. I find him disgusting. He gets no pass from me. I hope his career tanks as badly as Leann’s. Unfortunately, he doesn’t have to be in front of the cameras, as he’s very successful at producing music and creating reality shows, so even if he gets pushed off his shows, he’ll still make boatloads of money.

  23. Canitbe says:

    Believe your right the husband did know and played in Simon’s world too. Cant call Simon a homewreker,never a home to wrek. She had houses. Doesnot appear to effect her at all walking away from her husband,child shes not capable of making a ‘home’. These babies are nothing but pawns.She set her sites on Simons world with nothing more of interest to keep her around. Getting too clingy. I dont know any man who wants his head,face and especially his hair ‘lovingly caressed’ constantly.Not a women someone in his right state of mind would choose to have a child with. She appears to think nothing of leaving her baby,toddler,child,over the past years,to go off and party.Think he messed up and was thinking ‘last time & hit the road’ that got him by surprise.These pictures only serve to make her look like just what she is and tons more sympathy for her husband & child and she is still married. Have to feel bad and relief for them. Whats strange is he does not appear see the pain in the one he was engaged to? There was his ‘unconditional love’ the one who probably should be the mother of his child ‘if only he could be faithful’ That is something that goes without question. Shes just heartbroken.Sad to see her in this group. Lauren is not going to be paid off so eazy. Its not as much the money she is after. Look at these pictures,this is what she wants. Personally I cant stand to see her face anymore cant imagine Simon having her clinging on him much longer.His best bet is to try and buy that pawn baby with a offer of fame,cash & a contract.Then let her spend every dime in a legal battle for more when she fails at her “shopping show”. Noone will care about leaked stories by then. He seriously choose a real potential dangerous one in her. She has everything to loose without pawn baby now. Her 2.5 mil settlement wont last long and he can distance himself. Frankly I hope she doesnot get a dime but baby blackmail may just reward her well.

  24. Jayna says:

    Simon likes to have a girlfriend. He said about four months ago he wanted a girlfriend. He always has a steady. He was in love with Terri. He was madly in love with his makeup artist, Mezghan, was gushing about her to the world, engaged right away, and bam, over. This is all this is. His new girlfriend, who is also his baby mama. It won’t last, but he will take wonderful care of her.

  25. UsedToBeLulu says:

    I can’t see past his neck-lift scar. Dude looks like his throat’s been cut.

  26. Nicole says:

    She’s having his baby and she left her husband for him. It’s unlikely to last but maybe, just maybe, he kinda likes her.

  27. PHD Gossip says:

    news flash: Simon wears an awful rug.

  28. Jasrina says:

    Simon is UNBELIEVABLY gross and ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!! My God! That Lauren sure does know how to gold dig… so well so that sleeping with him was probably easy for her. He is just ewwwwwwwwwwwww…but then again, so was her husband. Total trash, the lot of them!

  29. Can it be says:

    He likes what we all like,that natural high from that feeling.,falling in love,being in love but once that fades the the real picture sets in…because its true what they say..being in love its like temp insanity. He said himself,incapable of being faithful.. Apparently out of this group of women hes had two worthy ladies,Terry & broken hearted Mezhan (who apparently just discovered he betrayed her repeatedly while engaged,he lied) if he truly wants a life long love and and real partner in marriage he needs therapy to deal with his insecurities may be years of therapy,hes short on time now. However other times he does not seem to know what he wants except like the rest of us,someone who loves,to love grow old with & never really be or feel alone no matter where we are on business someone who misses us and we miss,think about and know they are waiting,that sense of belonging, peace,security returning to real home and the one who makes a house a home.The thought of him unfaithful just has no place in a relationship, marriage hes addressed that himself. At his age now may be he should just face the fact,he enjoys his lifestyle. Whatever goes on is noones business. He is honest and very generous in his relationships with these women. He does not appear to be taking advantage of you girls. They know,learn his rules. His smoking,drinking,’social drug use’ kind of sex he enjoys is noones business.I would not pass judgement,not my place nor anyone elses.If I were him I would hope to just live life,enjoy not even address leaks of confidence.Why pay blackmail? Likely his pawn baby has a price tag. Just buy,hire the best to raise & care for that baby the way he wants his child raised. Never worry about psycho mom. She would be out of the picture.She looks used up,sloppy & not someone who is attractive enough in any way to help his image,rep or playboy ways. Who cares about that. It rather expected by the public.. He is what he is.He just pays out far too much to have these women silent from the public & at his beck & call. Sorry for the errors here,having difficulty with keypad here).

  30. Can it be says:

    Jayna,simple,direct,to the point you correct.. Just a few complications with this one but he may get his little girl and have something real,someone to actually live for and know maternal love. Too bad its this “baby ma ma” this trick but it is what it is He seems to recoup the money he puts out the next day. Money never a issue & he earns it. He does have compassion under what he projects. Live & let live.What he does for entertainment is really noones business. They all appear to be of age & consent. Know the rules.Cant say. that I would stand in line but these women are paid very yet not one looks too happy. Still think clingy,crazy Lauren is going to be a real problem for him and she is holding his child hostage. Im pretty sure he will handle that Too bad it was beneath Mezhan or Terry to pull this trick. Thats all I have to say.. .