Unable to bend the time space contiunuum and feed actual Christians to actual Lions in a well lit, live broadcast coliseum MTV has decided to go for the next best thing in reality programming. Female First has the skinny:

Supermodel Naomi Campbell is to star in an MTV reality show which shows her searching for a new PA.
The supermodel is determined to rid of herself of her temperamental persona with personal assistants.
She doesn’t care how many die in the process. You cant make a Campbell omelette without cracking some eggs …and this omelette wants to work out her anger issues
A source said: “Naomi is famous for her spats with staff, so the idea is to try to have some fun and capitalise on the situation. Plus, it’s TV work, which Naomi hopes will lead to acting jobs.”
Naomi’s last six assistants have quit because of her violent temper.

Well she wants to work out her anger issues while gathering material for her reel.
I think acting is too modest an ambition … has she never considered the WWF. She has a proven ability to wear a leotard and kick ass.

Lets Hand it to Naomi if you give that girl a bushel of lemons she will beat a PA with each and every ounce of their soury, citrus goodness till they are lying in a bloody pool of their own lemonade.

The catwalk beauty has been accused of assault by two previous assistants – and physical and emotional attacks by another.
Naomi, 37 – who has been forced to attend anger management classes – even reportedly threatened to throw one in front of a moving car.

Imagine the energy required to throw an entire anger management class in front of a car. What with working your way around the circle of trust and hauling each angry little non-model out of their plastic seat and hurling them into traffic. Landing them in front of the car. Going back for the next hapless victim. The don’t call her the hardest working woman in the Business for nothing … in fact it’s hard to call her on those jewel-encrusted cellphones of hers – buried as they are in the cranium of terrified assistants.

Potential candidates for the challenging post need to be able to deal with Naomi’s tantrums.
The source said: “Naomi is extremely demanding and is suspicious of new people before she trusts them.”
On the plus side, the chosen PA will travel the world and enjoy a glamorous lifestyle.

No matter how short that well-travelled glamorous little PA life may be. Live Fast, die young, let Naomi Conceal your pretty corpse from the authorities.