This is what Hayden Christensen looks like these days: amazing & hilarious?


Granted, I don’t pay that much attention to Hayden Christensen these days, but when I saw these new photos of him in Beijing, I burst out laughing. It’s the combination of not seeing him in a while, seeing his new hairstyle (Ice, Ice, Baby) and seeing the expression on his face. These photos just make my day! It’s not even that I dislike Hayden or anything – I don’t really feel strongly about him whatsoever. He’s just sort of there. But OMG, his hair.

Hayden was in Beijing with Liu Yifei and Nicolas Cage to promote their new film together, Outcast. Yes, Hayden is now doing those dumb Cage movies. It sort of fits. Outcast is described as such: “A mysterious warrior teams up with the daughter and son of a deposed Chinese Emperor to defeat their cruel Uncle, who seeks their deaths.” I’m assuming Cage is the mysterious warrior, so what does Hayden play?!

Also: Nic Cage’s wiglet makes my life. I love the ponytail!! John Travolta needs to start wearing wiglets with ponytails.






Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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  1. The Wizz says:

    Oh Anakin what are you doing. That moustache is worse than the hair. And as for Nick Cage I can’t stand the man and I cannot believe he has been able to carve out such a long acting career when he seems so creepy….and annoying.

  2. Samigirl says:

    😳😳😳😳 Had I not known it was him, I would have sat here all day trying to figure it out.

  3. brin says:

    Thank you for not asking if I would hit it.

  4. allons-y alonso says:

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And now i have a stitch from laughing too much

  5. Meredith says:

    I live the last picture. They look like kids at a wedding reception. The children’s table!

  6. Nya says:

    Rachel Bilson is too good for him.

  7. klue says:

    Hayden is chanelling his inner cockatoo

  8. goldie says:

    clearly they have a hair time share thing going on over there

  9. Arock says:

    An acting tour de force, no doubt.

  10. Kit says:

    The other day my S.O. put on the godawful “Seeking Justice” on Netflix… I managed to sit through the whole thing but was laughing every two seconds because of Nicolas Cage’s overacting. Guy Pearce was pretty attractive in it though.

  11. Mia4S says:

    It’s funny, with the new Star Wars casting and many freaking out it’s like people forget that it’s very far from a career maker. Good money, sure, but if your name is not Harrison Ford…well. (Neesen, Portman, and MacGregor don’t count, Star Wars didn’t help or hurt there.)

  12. Post-Its says:

    He’s going for the blonde Robin Thicke look.

    • Tig says:

      Gosh, you are spot on! I think there’s still hope for him- he’s not a bad looking guy, but that hair style has got to go- hopefully, styled that way for the movie role(?).

  13. blue marie says:

    Ha ha, the force is no longer with this bouffant.

  14. ParisPucker says:

    erm, yum?? YES! YUM!

  15. Dorothy#1 says:

    But really, how great does Nicolas Cage look??? Lol I would hit it. :)

  16. mom2two says:

    Is this hair and mustache for a role?
    Because I don’t understand why one would walk around like that on purpose.

  17. mizz sal says:

    This is his miley ratchet phase. Or the desire to look like vanilla ice. Google it kids.

  18. eliza says:

    People always rag on Cage for all of his horrible movies but I give the man credit for at least working like a fool to pay off his debts. He could have easily accepted the loans many of his Hollywood friends like Depp offered him BUT he chose to work and fix his problems the right way. I can’t throw shade on him for that. I can throw shade on the blood on his neck though. WTF? Doesn’t anyone look in the mirror before heading out the door anymore.

    Poor Hayden. Was supposed to be the “it” boy back in the early 2000′s. Until today I totally forgot about him.

  19. SuSu says:

    i find it amazing that Rachel (Bilson) and Hayden still are a couple. Never thought they will make it

  20. Lucy2 says:

    For the first time in his life, Nicholas Cage did not have the worst hair there. No wonder he looks so happy.

  21. stace says:

    The whole hipster style is just revolting to me, not just him but every hipster out there. Its not attractive, does anyone else find it attractive?

  22. starrywonder says:

    I have been laughing for three minutes straight! Also that last picture he looks high/drunk and totally over it.

  23. loveisthecoal says:

    My inner five-year-old loves her dress.

  24. serena says:

    He looks so damn bored, lol, poor him.

  25. Garrett says:

    I hope that look is for a movie role. If not, then yikes!

  26. Emil says:

    His hair wouldn’t be that bad if it wasn’t so poofy. Maybe combed to the side.

  27. pink elephant says:

    Holy meth face, Batman!

  28. DreamyK says:

    Best comments on a post ever by everyone LOL.

    I choose to believe that Hayden is seriously devoted to ganja and this hairstyle occurred during one of his higher moments.

  29. madpoe says:

    the cockatoo is strong with him!

  30. Twez says:

    I love Liu Yifei’s shoes! That weirdo next to her looks like he stumbled off a public bus.

  31. miriam says:

    It looks like a cat crawled up onto his head and nested there. Not good.

  32. Sachi says:


    I can’t feel too bad about his career. He was never a good actor. Not even OK.

    Maybe his agent is not good. Or he himself don’t want to hustle to get roles or audition for better projects and not cultivating connections in the industry.

  33. kitty-bye says:

    Funny, they look so uncomfortable!

  34. Amy says:

    If Justin Bieber’s current hairstyle (spiky look) and Mark Salling’s mohawk on the earlier seasons of Glee could have a baby, this is what it would look like.

    In fact he kind of looks like Justin Bieber’s older brother.

  35. MonkSolo says:


  36. Jane says:

    His look is very Japanese street style

  37. Sara says:

    Hayden looks like he has been partying too hard for awhile. I hope he doesn’t have a drug problem but face says otherwise:(