Kim Kardashian wears bridal white in Las Vegas: lovely or zombie-esque & fug?

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Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Kris Jenner and Khloe and Kourtney at Tao Las Vegas on Friday night. They were doing some kind of sponsored party thing for Kim’s birthday (which was last Monday). As you can see, Kim is showing off her post-baby weight loss in a tight white two-piece ensemble. I appreciate the fact that nothing is spilling out, because that was a real problem for Kim before she even got pregnant – her “size 4” was always spilling out of cutaways, openings and poorly designed clothing. I only have three real complaints: one, this is very bridal but in a very trashy (re: “Billy Idol White Wedding”) way. Two, I feel sorry for Kim’s boobs because they look PAINFUL and three, why does she look so dead-eyed lately? Some of you were commenting on that last week, and I have to agree. She looks like a zombie.

While in Vegas, Kim partied with her new BFF Blac Chyna and her sisters, and she spoke to Us Weekly about Kanye’s proposal. Kim said: “I was shaking the entire time. It was like an out of body experience…Complete surprise. I truly had no idea. I don’t think anyone there though — they thought it was a surprise birthday party. Even everyone — my sisters — it was such a surprise. I’m marrying my best friend.” When asked about her wedding plans, she said: “Whatever he wants” which is particularly interesting. Kanye West, groomzilla? Probably. Kim also claimed that Bruce Jenner will definitely be walking her down the aisle… not if Kris Jenner has anything to say about it.

Also: TMZ reported that Kanye and Kim are prepared to sign a prenup, despite reports to the contrary last week. Sources told TMZ, “Both Kanye and Kim are committed to the marriage and they are NOT signing a prenup because they’re worried the relationship might fall apart. But they’re both business people and know given their vast wealth it’s just the smart thing to do to have a prenup.” TMZ also says that Kim and Kanye will do at least one “fat joint account” for all of their living expenses and such.

PS… Damn, is Kourtney pregnant again?

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  1. Birdie says:

    All of them look awful here. Kourtney looks especially rough, I don’t think she’s pregnant, the outfit is just horrible. Kim never smiles now and yes, her eyes look dead. Maybe postpartum depression and she’s on meds?

  2. ANDREA1 says:

    My God what are they all wearing??? This is So bad and kim especially looks So awful she needs to learn to dress for her size!
    Yes Kim looks dead in the eye and the face looks So painful I wonder when she would stop messing with her face..

  3. janie says:

    This entire bunch need a stylist! I have to say… Kim looked the least trashy of the group. Why didn’t they look as lovely as their promo photo last week? No air brush around? Does Kanye own any decent clothes? They are so mismatched going to the same event! Wonder when they both saw the baby last? I feel the same about Kim, she has no life in her eyes? You couldn’t give me her life. I can’t imagine how she lives with a man that criticizes everything she says or does.

  4. GeeMoney says:

    Ugh.

    I’m reeeeeally hoping that America is getting tired of the Kardashians (except for Khloe, b/c she’s cool). I’m ready for them all to go away.

    • lauren says:

      There was a chance that they would go away at Kims last divorce, because they got a lot of backlash. But sadly, they are more present than ever.
      They all look awful! If they have a stylist it´s time to hire a new one.

    • Jane says:

      Khloe is just as bad as the rest of them.

  5. gilly says:

    Wow, this facial expression KK has been wearing is reminding me of Britney. So sad. (And I don’t even like the Kardashians. At all.)

    • Buckwild says:

      Her face is starting to show the wear-and-tear of her life. Her eyes look like the lights are off – hopefully it’s from lack of sleep not anything else.

      • Dommy Dearest says:

        Yeah, just like those breasts are from breastfeeding and nothing else 😉

        I think it’s a pill. She’s checked out and just biding her time until she can divorce Kanye and take everything from him which includes his kid. I believe her sad look is a ploy hatched by Kim and her mother. Look miserable and unhappy to help fuel whatever they want to tell a judge in order to get full custody once it’s all over.

    • Babalon says:

      Yeah. That stare is frightening.

  6. Deedee says:

    It’s a pretty ensemble, but it is too small for kim and one needs to be careful with white because it can make one look larger. Kourtneys outfit is just wrong. What happened to her bohemian chic style? She looks like she tried to be edgy, but this failed and her face looks tired. Khloes outfit is just meh. When I look at them now, it’s amazing to me that they ever caught the attention and fascination of millions of people. There is no spark at all. No style. No grace. No charisma. What ever was the draw?

    • teatimescoming says:

      they had lots of money. they lived a fantasy lifestyle with vacations on megayachts in far away lands. its escapism, and wanting to live vicariously through that wealth portrayed on the show. (Think about it: a lot of America is underpaid and overworked; a good number of us are unemployed; we’re struggling financially, and for a unified national “personality— ie, are we pro-other americans? or are we “i-got-mine-you-can-go-fry-ice” types. it is contentious here, and these people allowed the average viewer to escape to a place where driving off in a custom painted maybach is a reality.

    • Petee says:

      Because Kim at the time was the anti Paris.Everyone was tired of her and related more to Kim.And for some reason they related with her family.Don’t ask me why.That is why their 15 minutes isn’t up yet.I feel and crossing my fingers the end is near.I use to love the E.Channel.I haven’t watched it in years because of them.I only watch the Fashion Police on Fridays and thats it.Please go away Kardashions!!

      • Nina W says:

        I agree Petee, Fashion Police is the only thing I watch on E anymore.

      • Lex says:

        Fashion Police really is just a show where hideous evil troll people criticise what other better looking people have been wearing… What is the appeal?

      • Petee says:

        To Lex,it is done in a sense of humorMaybe a little much for some but it is comedy.Comedy can be mean.You must like the K’s.They make alot of fun of them on there.I like fashion and to see the hits and misses,they pretty much get it right most of the time.And I would rather watch this then Kim and her stupid family with their fake show.

  7. Dawn says:

    Every single one of them looks cheap and like they are wearing used clothing. Yuk. And Kanye wonders why the public laugh at his style. Look in the mirror dude! I don’t know if Kanye thinks having Kimmode wear white will make her look virginal her but in reality it makes her look older than 33 and used up. And is the Kourt pregnant again? Anyway all I can really hope for is there was a small turn out for her. That’s all.

  8. Flora Kitty says:

    Kayne’s jacket reminds me of the fabric that I want to have my Victorian parlor set upholstered in.

    • DreamyK says:

      Hah! But no fur pillows because remember: ” Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on.” ~Kanye

  9. Amanda G says:

    Kloe is looking better and better. I always thought she was the least attractive, but she is aging so much better than the other two and she keeps is classy without her T&A hanging out all over the place. Kim looks like Madonna from her Like A Virgin video in the 80’s. Not good.

  10. Specialp says:

    Seriously, what is wrong with KK face? She looks like a horse.

  11. Soccer mom says:

    I think part of the reason she hasn’t been smiling lately is bc her face will not move from the Botox and it will look weird. I saw a pic of her smiling on another site from that charity function she went to and her face looked really plastic and stranger when she smiled. Then she is probably doing it to go along with the script of Kanye is controlling!

  12. NovemberScorpio says:

    Kim definitely looks zombified. I don’t know if she’s depressed, medicated, or has had the life sucked out of her by Kanye. Either way, her life seems very calculated, sad, and shallow.

  13. ALJsMom says:

    Where did Kim’s top lip go?

    • Dommy Dearest says:

      They probably took the fat out of that and injected it into either her cheeks or her butt. That or it might have accidentally been lost somewhere in her nose during the last surgery.

  14. palermo says:

    I’d have that same face if my entire life was a lie, done at Mommy’s request instead of living for myself. As an old friend of mine used to say “all money ain’t good money”. I don’t think any of these Kardashians are happy, think about it.

  15. Sabah says:

    You know what’s saddest to me? She’s lost all her Armenian-ness. I’m all for change and evolving your style but her surgeries show that she is so embarrassed of her ethnic heritage. She doesn’t realise, that’s what was so interesting and appealing about her look!

    • littlestar says:

      Completely agree! She used to look so beautiful and exotic and different from the rest of La La Land. Now she looks plastic and puffy in the face. The blonde hair is to distract us from the recent work done on her face.

    • Tulip Garden says:

      ^This.
      I don’t understand why everyone in Hollyweird wants to look like everyone else! It is so stupid.
      BTW, always disliked Kim but I really did think that she was beautiful.

  16. qtpi says:

    Proof that money doesn’t buy everything! She looks miserasble. Is it meds? Or her sham of a fiasco relationship? Maybe she can’t smile from all the work. Anyway something is really off here. These two have never seemed in love. Hello he was GONE for most of her pregnancy.

    • Dommy Dearest says:

      I think this is the first part of an elaborate set up by PMK and Kim. Make her look sad and unhappy everywhere so that when it comes down to divorce time they’ll have ammunition against Kanye of him being controlling and how he makes her sad. They can in turn ask for full custody due to Kim being fearful that Kanye would act the same way towards North.

      Who’d like to place their bets?
      I bet a Hiddles and will trade a Hemsworth!

  17. JudyK says:

    Kim looks like she forgot to put on her dress.

    Trashy. All of them.

  18. Tiffany27 says:

    She looks like parenting isn’t what she thought it would be. She looks over it.

  19. Mandy says:

    She does have a dead look in her eyes. That dress is all kinds of awful.

  20. rep says:

    I never see Kim look at Kanye, and they never touch. They could not have looked less into each other if they tried. Maybe they did try.

  21. AlmondJoy says:

    Kaiser: You forgot to include the pics of kanye falling asleep at the event, so hilarious!

    http://i368.photobucket.com/albums/oo126/theybf/October%20Part%20II%202013/kimkanyevegas1_zps83943957.jpg

    • Dommy Dearest says:

      HA!
      +100
      That is hilarious! I can see him trying to twist something like ‘Nah I was just shutting my eyes until my beautiful number one socialite came out. Kim is the GREATEST OF ALL TIME!’

      • AlmondJoy says:

        @Dommy LOL!!! I’m sure that’s exactly how it went! He’s so delusional that all I can do is laugh 😀

  22. Cheryl says:

    Not sure here..isn’t this the same place she had her pre wedding stag party for the last marriage?
    Only know this because I happened to be here in the days just following…

  23. Shannon says:

    I think she’s just had too much Botox/surgery. Her face it totally frozen. That was my favorite part of her engagement pics, she should have been smiling ear to ear but I don’t think she physically can anymore.

  24. kenyan247 says:

    Ahem, valid question;why is everybody wearing black?i thought twas to be a happy occasion?And where are the male members of this family?Khloe kills it as usual but the boots are a nono with that dress/top,PMK,Kanye and Kourt are having their WTF moment as usual.

    • emmie_a says:

      I’m guessing it was mandated that the others wear black so Kim would *pop* and be the center of attention.
      And Kim looks incredibly uncomfortable because, as usual, her clothes are too tight. She’s not smiling bc she can’t breathe. Or move w/out risking a wardrobe malfunction.

  25. Stef Leppard says:

    Orange is the new black?

    Also, it looks like she may have gotten some much-needed lowlights.

    • emmie_a says:

      About her blonde hair: I remember a story a few years ago about Khloe, who had dyed her hair a lighter shade of brown (or maybe she just got highlights) and it looked really good on her – but Kris made her dye it back bc she wanted all the girls to match. So I wonder why it’s ok for Kim to go blonde?

      • Dommy Dearest says:

        Kim is her golden child. I’m sure Kris worked with Kanye to try to pull off the Jay-Z and Beyonce thing. That’s what I could imagine. But hearing that Kris made Khloe do that makes me feel awful for the rest of the cash cows. I wonder how much attention they didn’t get while Kim was showered in it.

  26. Kiddo says:

    Bad bridal lingerie pretending to be an outfit. I think Kanye should have the mother sign a prenup too. I can only imagine the stories she will sell later, after the divorce.

    I love the new design.

  27. umyeah says:

    Kim was asked about her wedding and she said she was just going to do whatever kanye wants to do. So basically this grown woman is letting her fiance dress her and basically run her life. So lame. Her face is looking jacked up. You would think kanye would tell her to stop messing with her face since his own mother died from plastic surgery. Oh well. And where is the baby?????!!!! These people are so despicable.

    • Chrissy says:

      How pathetic that at 33 this chick has been under her mother’s thumb for years and is now under Kanye’s. Time to grow up, Kim.

  28. Deb says:

    Are those outfits their Halloween costumes?

  29. Trillion says:

    Dad’s walk their daughters down the aisle even if its their 3rd wedding? I didn’t know that.

    • Lady D says:

      I’ve never thought about it. I guess it depends on the ceremony. Can you get married in a church 3 times or do you have to use different churches?

  30. ghoulish_moose says:

    Stockholm syndrome? She doesn’t ever seem genuinely happy anymore. Even in the pics taken straight after she’d got engaged she had a bit of sadness in her eyes.

    I still think Kanye is gay and this is a beard relationship. Maybe thats why she’s so unhappy. I always got the impression that she genuinely wanted to find a man and live happily ever after. But saying that, her marriage to Kris was used as a publicity ploy so what goes around comes around eh.

  31. T. Fanty Fan says:

    My question is what the heck is up with that coat that Kanye is wearing?? Talk about looking like old wallpaper…smh

  32. JB says:

    Kourtney does look unflattering in that outfit, but maybe it could just be leftover baby weight?

  33. MaryBeth says:

    The worst is Kourtney. WTF!

  34. Bridget says:

    Did I miss something? Because Kim’s always been kind of dead eyed and vacant. This isn’t new. And she clearly went in for a ‘makeover’ before she started going out again post-baby – new hair, new face, and I’m betting plenty of lipo.

  35. Californiadreams says:

    She looks so depressed. She realizes she has gotten herself completely in over her head, and there’s no turning back now. I think she saw status and dollar signs when contemplating having a baby with Kanye, and after a couple weeks of being pregnant, realized the permanancy of what she had just done. Since then she just continues to look more and more miserable, she cant even hide it when she tries. DM has a pic of Kanye resting his head on her chest, and she actually looks a little repulsed by him. She does not love Kanye, it’s so obvious 🙁

    • winnei says:

      exactly. he was famous and rich talented and put her on a pedestal. small problem. she’s not attracted to him at. all. this is going to get messy.

  36. courtney says:

    A Bride like Kim if she and KANYE ever make it down the Aisle isn’t even supposed to wear white she’s been divorced twice and has an illegitimate child certain things haven’t changed that much since the bad old days. Joanne Woodward didn’t wear a white wedding dress when she married Paul Newman 29th January 1958 granted he’d been divorced and she was pregnant prior to the wedding though she miscarried shortly after plus Paul was half Jewish and she hadn’t converted to the faith so they weren’t allowed to get married in a church or temple. though both Kim & Kanye are drama queens the complete opposite of Newman & Woodward so you know if they were bared from having a church wedding if they wanted one there’d be a big stink about that. of course all the K Trash clan Is dressed terribly they always are and who goes over 200 miles away to celebrate their birthday when they’ve got a 4.5 month old infant particularly one who was born prematurely as they claim North was

    • Snap Happy says:

      What old days are you referring too? Wearing white to a wedding only became a thing during the time of Queen Victoria. She can wear whatever color she wants too. Saying a bride can’t wear white because she has previously been married is just judgmental.

  37. mar says:

    Kim’s whole face looks very off. It seems like all of the not natural things she does to her face is leaving her with a strange expression. She looks better here then she has in a long time. Kourtney looks awful, like troll.

    Why no pics with baby?????? We have seen her as s but no baby?

  38. Maggie says:

    All that money and zero class!

  39. Mo_cheeks says:

    For somebody who does so many interviews and is regularly quoted …. Why the hell doesn’t she learn English? She can barely form a sentence.

  40. YEEESUS says:

    Just like I suspected and expected, mother of the year!

  41. Dommy Dearest says:

    So there is the White Horse up there in that cleavage bearing dress. Where is the horseman?

    This wax figure should be wearing black or some other color- NOT white. I’d love to see her argue that she waited until she found Kanye to have relations. I do believe she thinks we’re THAT stupid. Look at how many people forgot that she didn’t have an ass circa 2006, I’m sure she can say the tape wasn’t her but someone that looks exactly like her.

  42. A Fan says:

    Sigh. Plastic face is continuing her re-invention and transformation with the sombre expression – she’s a Walk of Fame contender, you know.

    [*Love those shoes though, can’t help it*]

  43. Josephine says:

    Not much to add, except that the clothes are not only unflattering, but they look so dated. We’ve been seeing these same outfits for the last 10 years (such a formula — b**bs, abs, or h**ker boots, or a combination thereof). They look old and dated.

    And what’s with KK’s wonky breasts? She should get a refund.

  44. lisa2 says:

    Money buys you expensive things.. clothes houses cars.. but you are still the same person when you are in them.

    I don’t like what Kim is wearing.. well none of them. Were they at a charity event.. because if they were these clothes are not appropriate. Anyway Kim is dressing the way she has always dressed. But I agree with one of the above comments. her outfit looks like underwear before you put the actual outfit on. but hey people are talking about her so she wins.

  45. Tiffany says:

    It was just announced that Kanye will be performing in my city. Three years ago I would have been excited about that.

  46. Jaana says:

    Stop dressing Kim in white Kanye. Its NOT her colour.

  47. MissMoody says:

    Something weird is going on around Kim’s lip area. The second pregnancy took the pretty right out of Kourtney. I actually think Kris looks the best here.

  48. shellybean says:

    Eh, it’s Vegas. Tacky attire is the norm there.

  49. OriginallyBlue says:

    I like her shoes. She totally jacked up her face and there is no going back. I agree with the comments above about her losing her ethnic looks. She was gorgeous and different, now she looks like every other Real Housewife.
    Kourtney’s outfit is crappy and tacky. She looks ridiculous.

  50. Madpoe says:

    Lace looks harsh!

  51. IvanaVodka says:

    Isn’t Jim’s (typo, but it stays) ensemble supposed to match? IMO, both the pattern and the color of the bustier look different than that of the skirt.

  52. mk says:

    When will they just go away? From now on, I’m no longer going to comment or post on their stories. We need to send the message that we are tired of hearing about these fools.

  53. sunnydaze says:

    Her top lip is missing…..

  54. JLo says:

    I almost hope Kim has postpartum depression because THAT is something she can recover from…marrying a controlling man that she doesn’t love, being tied to him forever because of North? Not so much.

    I am amazed at how happy Kanye is looking these days. He looked downright suicidal during the pregnancy. Guess he loves her after all, as long as she’s not pregnant or he’s not working on an album.

    • Jane says:

      Stop blaming everything on post partum depression. Women will use that excuse when their child is 20 years old.

  55. qtpi says:

    Another thought on the dead eyes/ somber look. Kanye seems hell bent in turning her into a successful designer and perhaps she is copying Victoria Beckham who is rarely seen smiling.

  56. Carlye says:

    Wow, that outfit is unfortunate, maybe because its October and she’s wearing a a summery lacey outfit? I don’t know. Maybe it would be too much any time of year on her. It looks funny when she stands with her sisters – it doesn’t fit in with their hooker attire. Her boobs are huge!

  57. TOPgirl says:

    Kim hasn’t been smiling alot recently in many of her post baby pics. She looks like a stone now…..wtf happened to her? Her face is starting to look like JLO. I surmise that these are the initial stages of “I am too high and mighty to smile now.”

  58. Didi says:

    Kris is looking more and more like Michael Jackson. Khloe looks like a man in drag and Kim is now officially the new cat lady. She only looked her best when she was with Reggie Bush, her new nose is also too small.

  59. Smurfette says:

    Sorry, Kim and Kanye don’t fool me. They don’t even look like they’re in love and happy. It’s another contract. I give the “marriage” a year or two. They both look miserable.

  60. homegrrrral says:

    Whoa. The lip and chest implants.and bright white.forever 21 sizes too small outfit…yeeesh..

  61. TwoHearts says:

    Re her eyes, I think that’s a common look for new mums. A lot of my friends do the zombie look these days, but it’s just exhaustion/being overwhelmed, not pnd or anything like that. Her terrible clothing and plastic Barbie face however are something else entirely!

    • Josephine says:

      Do you seriously think she is exhausted from taking care of her child? She may not even be in the same city as that child, and has had numerous breaks from a 4 month old. I have no idea if she is depressed or trying to be taken seriously, but I’m pretty confident that she’s not tired. She doesn’t strike me as someone who actually does anything.

  62. Anoninga says:

    Serious question, do any of the K’s associate with Xenu? Because honestly, Kim’s eyes are starting to look a lot like Katie Holmes after she married Tom.

  63. KayLastima says:

    She is a strolling porn advert.