Kanye West: ‘There’s no way Kim Kardashian shouldn’t be on the cover of Vogue’


Yeezus will not stop talking. I’m being completely serious. I saw one story about Kanye West yesterday and I put it aside, thinking, “Oh, maybe I’ll write about that tomorrow.” Since then, about a million new Kanye stories have come out. I guess he’s giving so many interviews to promote his Yeezus tour? Probably. But he ends up talking about Kim and their engagement and their wedding plans, to the point where it’s like Kanye is the blushing bride who is just so excited to plan his dream wedding. It’s kind of endearing. Kim is not going to have any say in her wedding, but maybe that’s for the best, y’all. Don’t you want to see what Kanye can come up with when left to his own devices? The bride will moonwalk down the aisle to “Blood on the Leaves” and Kanye will be wearing a Chanel kilt. COME ON. Now you want to see it. Anyway, here are some highlights from THE FULL YEEZUS:

His epic proposal: “I just thought of it. It seemed so all-American. I just love being American, you know, and I love you know, family … I feel so blessed. I feel God gave me exactly what I wanted, I have to do the right thing in God’s eyes. Just follow what God really wants me to do it will come tenfold by doing the right thing.”

He’s a family man now: “I hang out with my girl and my daughter every day. No place I’d rather be. Not even when I’m thinking about things I’m creating in business, my biggest goal is to get home to family.”

He wants to coach North’s soccer games: “I want to figure out a way to do my work and be my daughter’s soccer coach. I’m going to be a soccer coach and redesign their uniforms. I’ll redesign the minivan,” he said.

He says the wedding will be next summer: “Two words… Fighter jets.”

More on the proposal: “I gotta apologize to the race of males for turning it up so much… I was nervous a little bit. But more about everything being on cue. They didn’t have the lights exactly how I wanted them to be,” he added, noting that he and the technician he’d hired had argued over how “romantic” the ambience should be.

Getting the ring right: “[Kim] knew I was eventually going to ask her to marry me. I just had to get that ring right. I worked with four different jewelers. Three rings were made and only one actually hit the finger…I actually changed the ring the night before. That ring was less than four hours old when I gave it to her.”

He always knew Kim was The One: “I just knew I wanted her to be my girl for a long time. I remember I saw a picture of her and Paris Hilton … and I remember telling my boy … ‘Have you seen that girl Kim Kar-dijon?’ I wanted to marry that girl from the first time I saw her. I just had to wait through a bunch of relationships to finally get my chance…It’s just patience. You know with certain things, you’re like, ‘Yo, this is what’s right for me, and this is what I should be doing.’ And you gotta be patient.”

He still wants her to have a star on the Walk of Fame: “It’s not the walk of singing … it’s the Walk of Fame,” he said, noting Hollywood’s elitist use of “classism… We have our cool table … and there’s no way Kim Kardashian shouldn’t be on the cover of Vogue. Michelle Obama cannot Instagram a [bikini] pic like what my girl Instagrammed the other day.”

On Kim: “It’s an unfair level of awesomeness in one person to be that smart, to be that nice to be … blatantly fine as hell. Like, one of the most beautiful people of all time. She’s not hard to wake up to.”

[From Us Weekly, People Mag]

We can all laugh and form our eloborate conspiracy theories about the state of Yeezus, but just at face-value… this sounds like a man in love. Kanye loves his Perfect Bitch. He really does think she’s perfect too. He thinks the sun shines out of that ass. It’s sort of sweet. I mean, of course it’s going to go to hell and it will be absolutely crazy when it does go to hell, but until then… let’s just let him be in love.

Also – when asked about his wedding plans, Kanye mentioned, “I’d like to get the people who do the Chanel shows.” I LOVE YOU YEEZUS. He’s going to get the Chanel runway organizers to do his wedding? Never change, Kanye. Last thing: Kanye confirmed that Kim will change her name to Kim West when they’re married. Lucifer’s Homegirl will not be pleased.



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  1. Eve says:

    Victoria Beckham will have seizures if Kardashian gets a Vogue cover before her.

    And I’m willing to bet Wintour will do that just for shits and giggles.

    • springingforward says:

      Poor Kanye. He really loves the idea of FAMILY. And the idea of Kim as THE one.
      He is living in a dream world; and I feel sorry for him for the first time after reading this.
      This will not end well for him.

      • Kat says:

        I don’t feel sorry for this man at all. He’s so shallow and wrapped up in his world of Chanel and diamonds. I wish he would have taken even a smidgeon of the energy he put into his stupid proposal into the charity that he founded – what a joke.

    • Eleonor says:

      Aaaahaaaahaaahaa ! You’re right! Posh has been starving herself for YEARS to become a fashion icon, probably she would eat real food for once.

    • blue marie says:

      She’ll do it, but the cover will end up being only the Kardashian hand, maybe ring.

    • LadyMTL says:

      Hahahahaha, I would love to see VB’s face if Wintour did give Kim a cover. Mind you, I don’t think it’ll ever happen (remember, Kim was edited out of the photo with Kanye from this year’s Met Ball) but it’s fun to think about.

    • littlestar says:

      Now THAT is hilarious to think about. Poor Victoria :).

      But in all seriousness, I don’t think Kim will ever be on the cover of Vogue. It would piss off the majority of Vogue readers I think, and Wintour doesn’t want to do something like that in an era when magazines are already having a hard time selling.

    • bluhare says:

      Anna Wintour will lose whatever credibility she has if she puts KK on before VB. Harper would NOT be happy either.

      • RHONYC says:

        😕 but hasn’t Vicki done lots of Vogue covers…just not US Vogue, right?

      • Eve says:

        @ RHONYC:

        It’s Vogue America Beckham desperately wants. She’s been trying to fall in Wintour’s good graces ever since she started her fashion line (maybe even before that).

        Wintour seems to be aware of that, seems also to enjoy Beckham’s desperation. She knows a Vogue America cover will give Beckham validation as a fashion icon.

        P.S.: Lainey’s take on the whole thing is priceless.

  2. Gabriella says:

    This is sort of off topic, but has this happened to you too? I was going through my facebook profile the other day and I noticed that I had ‘liked’ Kanye West’s page, but the only problem is I have no memory whatsoever of ever going to this page on facebook, so there’s no chance I may have accidentally liked it. I can’t unlike it because when I click on the page, it does not say ‘liked’ there. If I try to click ‘like’ to ‘unlike’ after, it will just duplicate the page. It won’t go away! Is this Yeezus’s miracle? Witchcraft? Is anyone experiencing or has experienced anything like it? I am honestly worried about what people are going to think of me if they think I like Kanye West.

    • Anon33 says:

      This has happened to me too on FB. Not with Kanye’s page but with others. I think it’s just a new form of spamming.

    • Thiajoka says:

      Is this on the mobile edition? Because that happens to me a lot on mobile FB, but not when I load it on my laptop.

    • littlestar says:

      I’ve seen this too! But with my friends on Facebook liking other things that they haven’t actually “liked”. One was really freaky, some kind of healthy lifestyle page where the photo was of worms in balls or something. So so creepy. I reported it several times because it was obviously spam, but it kept showing up.

    • lylaooo says:

      if you click “like” to unlike..you will see that there´s an option to unlike the page it would not duplicate the page…at least it works for Fb in latin america.. :S

    • Kat says:

      That’s so funny. How do I “unlike” Kanye West? LOL. I’d want that off my page too!

    • amilu says:

      This happened to me once when I installed a script to block ads on Facebook. I know, I know…that’s what I get for trying to cheat the (FB) system. I ended up inadvertently liking Vin Diesel and inviting everyone on my friends’ list to like him, too. It was pretty embarrassing.

  3. Anna says:

    Anna Wintour: “Challenge accepted!”

  4. BRE says:

    But her look has changed quite a bit from when he saw a picture of her with Paris! My theory in regards to Kim looking so out-of-it lately isn’t about being a new mom but I think she is trying to slowly rebrand herself. First she had the baby and went away for awhile when she came back and is trying to dress more like how Kanye likes her and a lot of white which people she thinks might make her seem more “pure” and I think she is trying to look “demure” with her facial features. Crazy theory but think of women that have been considered style icons of the past – Jackie O, Audrey H, Carolyn Bessette. Next step, go to an impoverished country to raise awareness of the atrocities of the world.

    • MonicaQ says:

      She’s trying to rebrand because she’s the only one that can (in theory) come out of the dumpster fired that is “Keeping up…” un-destroyed. Khole was one but she had Lamar Odom and his issues. The young girls are going half off the deep end. Rob is selling birth control socks because I would not screw a man that wore Rob Kardashian socks. PMK is satan and we all know it because her TV show bombed. The only likable person on the show (and I use that term loosely) is Bruce Jenner and I’m pretty sure once the divorce is over, he’ll hide in a botox cave never to be seen or heard from again.

      Hey, like “Stronger” said: “And she’ll do anything for the limelight–And we’ll do anything when the time’s right.”

    • Anthea says:

      I agree actually. I think she’s trying to ‘class up’, which is great when her other half frequently dresses like a punky clown. (No shade intended, I love Kanye, he’s hugely entertaining and some of his music is awesome.)

    • bluhare says:


      Absolutely! Why else would the woman who loves to be photographed no longer smile for the camera? Her face looks different too.

  5. maria says:

    If he’s so in love how come he looked so f*cking grumpy in every pic when she was with him? I think he’s in love with his child, not the mother. And as if he would admit he made a mistake! That’s why the pretends she’s the queen of the universe and they are a bigger power couple than Jay and Bey.

    • Z says:

      ^Co-sign…..I believe everything that comes out his mouth is garbage…This is a business-PR relationship/marriage….Kim is trash and she know her time is ending….She need to hop on a new gravy train and Kanye is dumb enough to help her.

      This woman is disgusting. Kim is a nitwit and does no more than sell s*x…For Kanye to try to say she is all that is insulting to women who are truly smart, classy, beautiful and talented. I have more respect for true p*rn stars because they keep it real and do not try to pretend to be more than what they are.

      No one will ever forget that Kim started in p*rn…..Her own brother told her that.

  6. MonicaQ says:

    Kanye, you do realize she’s famous for being peed on? And nothing else, right?



    • NeNe says:

      LOL! Right!!

    • Anna says:

      Oh come on, Kanye got HIS biggest fame kick after stage-crashing an angelic country ingenue. They are perfect for each other. They are each other’s lobster!

      • RMJ says:

        Pfft, Kanye wasn’t the one who got the fame kick from the VMA bum-rush. That was Swift’s big entrance into the public eye. He’d been a big star for years and years before that. HIS big entry into the public eye was “George Bush doesn’t care about black people”, another stunt queen move.

      • madchen says:

        I love the ‘lobster’ analogy. It’s particularly funny because it’s not love that makes the lobsters walk claw in claw, it’s fear. The one who lets go first gets his/her claw ripped off by the other and devoured. True story and I’m almost embarrassed that I know that much about lobsters.

    • Nicolette says:


    • Tracy says:

      Maybe no one told him? 😉

    • Z says:

      ^Thank You!

  7. Tiffany27 says:

    More influential than Michelle Obama? I’m not even going to get mad at Kanye anymore because it’s so obvious he’s trolling and trying to make up for the fact that he was MIA 92% of the time during her pregnancy.

    • TG says:

      That and the fact that if you have to insult someone else to make yourself look good then you know you are lying through your teeth. Sort of like a politician at the end of a losing battle will do and say anything to get that one more vote. Also it sounds like Kanye is using Kimmy as an object to validate himself. That is a dangerous course to follow especially for the “object” and in this case it is PMK’s Kash Kow. I agree with the person who said below that Kanye is a tiling like Tom cruise did during his couch jumping days. Working so hard to convince everyone you aren’t in a sham relationship.

    • Tracy says:

      The very idea that Kim Kardashian is on the same level as Michelle Obama is very laughable. Please shut you delusional mouth, Kanye.

  8. genevieve says:

    “It’s an unfair level of awesomeness in one person to be that smart, to be that nice to be … blatantly fine as hell. Like, one of the most beautiful people of all time.”

    So F you, Mother Theresa. Shoulda got the implants.

  9. dorothy says:

    Wow. His interviews just keep getting more and more bizarre. I can’t imagine Kris being happy with the fact that every time he talks he proves just what a nut he it. Honestly, I think the Kardashian’s realize they have a real problem with this guy.

  10. QQ says:

    Ya’ll KNOW that man IS gonna let her wait for him as he walks the aisle, IF they do get married

    • ncboudicca says:

      That. Would. Be. Awesome. 🙂

    • Fritzi Schnitzer says:

      Yes, because it’s every straight man’s dream to plan his own fairy tale wedding. Fighter jets? What are you trying to tell us, Princess Kanye?

    • littlestar says:

      Hahahahaha! But who will be giving him away? Ricardo?

    • Charlotte says:

      I choked. Nice one.
      Seriously though, I spent years in an extremely toxic relationship of daily abuse, and that guy used to tell me that when we got married [not asking, but telling] he would plan everything and choose my dress. He said he might let me have a choice of 2 or 3, but he’d get final say. I have a knee jerk reaction to a woman who has to change pretty well everything about herself and hand over all her choices to her man. Call me crazy.
      Or, it could just be that she’s already been allowed to plan 2 weddings….

  11. Kiddo says:

    Hyperbole should be the name of his next album. He relies on it as a constant source for attention.

  12. novemberscorpio says:

    I give Yeezy a pass. He lost his mom and doesn’t seem to have any other family except Kim and North. He does seem narcissistic and delusional at times, but that kind of behavior does seems to work in show business. Poor Kimode, I bet she is under a shit ton of pressure trying to be his ‘perfect bitch’ 24 hours a day.

    • Dawn says:

      That is not true. His father is still very much alive. He has an aunt that travels around with him and now is with Kimmode taking care of the baby North. And he has cousins as well. I think the loss of his mother was hard on him but he was hardly a child and I say that coming from the perspective of one who did lose a parent as a teenager. No I put this all on Kanye West being who Kanye West is and was and always will be.

  13. Hannah says:

    Why does he always refer to her by her FULL name?

    • Jegede says:

      Yeah that’s funny isn’t it

    • Stef Leppard says:

      Because he’s trying to up her brand to make himself look good. He doesn’t care about the actual person behind all that plastic (if there even is one…)

      • idk says:

        He did the same thing with Amber Rose. He would tell Amber she is the most talented/beautiful woman on earth…same speech he tells Kim now.

  14. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    I can’t believe his line about Michelle Obama. Kim is better than Michelle because she can instagram a better bikini picture.
    And the poor “race” of males who now have his tacky, gaudy proposal to live up to, but they never will.
    And that pink jacket. I could go on and on, but what’s the point. He’s just not very bright, is he?

    • AngelaH says:

      I have to say that I kind of adore that pink jacket. I picture it on like a Joel McHale or Noel Fielding and it is wonderful!

    • Stef Leppard says:

      His proposal wasn’t even original or meaningful. “Marry me” on the jumbotron? Yawnnnn.

    • littlestar says:

      I had a big eye roll at Kim being better than Michelle Obama too. He doesn’t seem to realize that Michelle Obama would never Instagram a bikini picture of herself because she is classy, and not klassy!

    • bluhare says:

      Well, FLOTUS doesn’t need to instagram bikini photos to get her man’s attention. 🙂

  15. Lila says:

    I don’t know what’s funnier: Kanye going on epic rants while coaching soccer, or watching little kids try to play in the terribly bad outfits his boyfriend is going to design. First time floral gloves and soccer have mixed.

    • Elle Kaye says:

      What??? Are you implying black leather soccer jerseys aren’t appropriate attire for children?

    • idk says:

      lol yeah the only thing he cares about are the soccer uniforms and not how well the kids play the sport ?! Bad coach he will be, very bad.

  16. Buckwild says:

    Kar-dijonn. Did he pronounce it like that or spell it out for the interviewer or what? LOL

    • idk says:

      Before he met her, and before her sex tape came out and made her famous, Kanye saw a picture of Paris Hilton and Kim together and he didn’t know how to pronounce her name correctly…he was asking his friend who kim was as he hadn’t heard of her but only saw her pic and read her name on-line or something like that.

  17. BlackMamba says:

    It’s kind of cute. It’s so over the top way he talks about her that it seems fake but like Kaiser said if it’s real, it’s very sweet.
    On another note I’m starting to believe those Kanye control stories after Kim said herself that the wedding will be whatever Kanye wants. What?!

    • Fritzi Schnitzer says:

      Kimmode and PMK are thinking ahead for after the break up so they can rag on how controlling he was and how she was “terrified’of him. Gotta plan for the future, time is marching on with steel toed boots and PMK’s cash cows ain’t getting any younger!

  18. MsAubra says:

    Kim aint never getting a Vougue cover…NEVER! They will go back to putting REAL models on the covers the way it was in the 90s before that chick gets on!

    • Nono says:

      If only, Aubra. I’m so tired of celebrities being where they don’t belong.

    • Jegede says:

      I doubt she’ll make US, UK, Paris or Italia
      But…………………. she might actually get one of the lesser Vogues.
      I mean she got an editorial already with Vogue Italia last year and is friendly with the current editor of Vogue Japan. *shudder*

  19. Domestic_diva says:

    I’m with CB let’s let that nut just be in love for a while it’s really kind of throw up in UR mouth sweet . I mean no matter how dillusional his image of her Is its cute that this clown really thinks that she’s perfect . OK I just disgusted myself I can’t type anymore lol

  20. tifzlan says:

    “I gotta apologize to the race of males for turning it up so much…”

    Lawl. Not everyone wants a tacky public proposal. In fact, i’ve heard of proposal stories that are ten billion times better, cuter and more romantic than what Kanye did. I hate the thought of the two of them getting married because that is one narcissistic, self-absorbed union and i don’t think the world can handle it. I’m already getting sick of their wedding talks and this is only the beginning. God help us all!

  21. NeNe says:

    I still stand by my original thought that this marriage is a marriage of convenience. This way, they can both soak up the spotlight. I will never believe it is more then a publicity stunt.

  22. BeckyR says:

    He is so effing creepy and the baby looks just like him.

  23. Gine says:

    Oh man, this is going to be SO EPIC when it finally blows up.

  24. MeowuiRose says:

    I’m not religious but it drives me cray cray when people use the God card. I don’t think bringing Kanye and Kim together to join as one giant fame whoring tornado of tacky over-the-topness ( complete with fighter jets) was God’s plan. I have a sneaking suspicion that Kanye and Kim are both pretty low on God’s priority list.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      Right? That drives me crazy about him, too. But then again, God couldn’t instagram a bikini picture of himself anywhere near as nice as Kim, so…

  25. ADD says:

    I think we can all agree Kim is a famewhore, right? My question is, if Kanye wanted her that long ago, why did she wait so long to be with him? She could’ve avoided the no-names (ok, maybe they weren’t nobodies, but they weren’t on the same level as Kanye) and gone straight to Kanye. Any thoughts?

    • Tiffany27 says:

      Because she didn’t want him and tbh, I still feel like she doesn’t. She’s in her 30s now, she wanted a baby, she knows no other man will openly be seen with AND marry her except him so she settled on Kanye. Just my opinion though.

    • Jayna says:

      I have thoughts on that. Even Kim said that for years Khloe had been saying she should be with Kanye and that when she told her she was dating him she didn’t believe her because Kim was never interested. It has come out from Kanye’s old girlfriend that Kanye and Kim would hook up every once in a while. I think it was while Kim was having ups and downs with Reggie. The girlfriend said Kanye was obsessed with Kim. Yet, like you say, she never wanted him as her boyfriend. She even after the Reggie final breakup went out with another basketball player that dumped her when he didn’t like the fame ho wagon she was on and then went out with that doofus Kris over Kanye waiting on a platter for her. That’s pretty bad, she would even pick Kris over Kanye because she was never head over heels for Kris.

      I think when she felt trapped with Kris, realizing she just married him for the wedding and never loved him and wanted out she started talking to Kanye again. Then when she left Kris and the huge backlash came, really bad backlash, she was at her lowest point. She was now in her thirties and she always said she wanted a big wedding while she was still young for the photos of her looking her best. LOL She said that. She wanted a baby. The public was turning on her and I think while at her lowest she needed Kanye and that’s why she settled for him.

      He’s rich, one of the biggest hip-hop artists in the world, so famous, and he’s nice-looking, a lot better looking than that doofus Kris, who was so immature also. So why did she never want him? I think he’s probably exhausting to deal with on a daily basis listening to him, and I think she was never that attracted to him for whatever reason.. He probably has a small penis. is what I always come up with. You know Kim. LOL

      • Relli says:

        J – that is moat logical reasoning regarding this bizarre coupling I have read. Bless you and your ongoing understanding of straight crazy.

      • littlestar says:

        I agree with Relli, once again Jayna you understand the crazy like no other lol. Completely agree that Kim is no where near as into Kanye, as Kanye “professes” to be into her.

      • Jayna says:

        Takes a blow. I’m getting worried. They say it usually takes someone crazy to understand crazy. LOL

      • littlestar says:

        Nah! I think you’re just really insightful! You’re posts on Leann Rimes and Eddiot are always spot on.

    • Missykittens says:

      I read a blind item a while ago about a reality star, widely believed to be about Kim, which said that she was hoping to be like Elizabeth Taylor and be famous for having a lot of marriages. After the Kris thing, I thought yup… that is what she is doing. And I still believe it, I don’t think that she will remain with Kanye, I don’t know what he is like personally but he comes off as a narcissist, as we all know.

  26. The Original G says:

    Translation: “I say stupid things and she always agrees with me. She’s a genius.”

  27. Jayna says:

    God, I’m over the Kanye West smiling tour raving about his brilliant Kim that needs a walk of fame star just for being famous, who is the world’s top designer because she has a line at Sears LOL, and carrying on all the time about she needs to be on Vogue, and now in that interview I saw where he said she’s the most famous woman in the world and needs to be on Vogue because the focus is always on her and her clothes. Kanye, the focus is on her not because she’s a style icon. It’s because people are always making fun of her trashy clothes on such a short woman, Kanye.

    He said he and Kim are the most influential couple in the world. Are you kidding me? He really said that. He is bizarre and out of it. Michael Strahan on the Kelly and Michael show is reading that quote on TV and said he has issues and he is making fun of him. Michael said, Kanye is upset Kim isn’t on Vogue. He said, why isn’t Kelly on Vogue more importantly. LOL He also said that Michelle Obama shouldn’t want to be rocking her booty on instagram nor anyone else, puzzled at Kanye bragging about that.

  28. Eleonor says:

    Is he going to buy a Vogue cover as a present for the wedding ?

  29. MademoiselleRose says:

    Wow, how dumb must this man be if he thinks Kim Kartrashian is smart. I was hoping this lot would just go away but fighter jets, oh yeah, this wedding is going to be all kinds of trashy fun. It’s going to be the best comedy on TV. Bring it on! We can’t get rid of them unfortunately so let’s just laugh at them.

  30. mzizkrizten says:

    He sounds like a boy madly in love and its adorable. I am genuinely happy for them.

  31. Shannon says:

    I think it’s adorable that he loves her so much. We should all be so lucky..
    That being said, if she ends up on the cover of Vogue I will riot lol

  32. Macey says:

    The way he goes on about her reminds me of Tom Cruise’s couch jumping incident. Im not sure who they’re trying to convince, the public or themselves. This whole thing is such a phony charade, even more so than the Tom-Kat charade.
    Poor Ricardo, he must cringe every time Kanye does an interview.

    and lol @ calling KK smart. the only thing she is capable of is changing her clothes and getting her pics taken…srsly.

  33. OriginallyBlue says:

    That interview is full of jokes, I don’t even know where to start.

  34. Hello Catty says:

    Dude needs to STFU and sit down.

  35. Josephine says:

    I think there is no way that she should ever be on any magazine cover, ever. She embodies so much of what is wrong with some famous young women and parts of our culture today — crass, talentless, vulgar, greedy, artificial, superficial, uneducated, and just plain not so bright.

  36. Nicolette says:

    Oh Kanye, suffering from yet another case of verbal diarrhea?

  37. Ag says:

    She’s smart? I’ve never seen the show, but from the stories I’ve read, she doesn’t come off as smart… Kanye should try to make his rants a bit more reality-based.

  38. Elodie says:

    One word : Delusional.

  39. Lindsey says:

    Oh please, he doesn’t love her. He loves the idea of her. What and who he really loves is Hov and Bey; there’s a couple who really love each other and who don’t have to give interview after interview after interview after interview about how much Hov loves Bey (because really only one of them gets to talk so often). I have this theory that Kanye wants what they have — power couple status and like real love blah blah blah, hell at one point Kim K. actually LOOKED like Bey. Just a theory. However this ends up playing out, this go out in spectacular flames.

    … and did dude just compare FLOTUS to that dump truck??? DIAF dude

  40. Birdie says:

    @Jayna: YES! You are right on everything you just wrote. Amazing analysis, girl. Kim was never truly into Kanye, but she needed him, because of the backlash and there are worse things than settle with someone who adores you and is a worldwide celeb. This is why it will never last, Kim won’t be long with someone she’s not really into.

  41. Vanderhootchie says:

    My goodness but those udders look painful (and square at the sides, lol) 😀

  42. dagdag says:

    Kim`s worst enemys did not make her look more ridiculous than her best friend Kanye.

    And no, I do not think it is sweet; he doesn`t seem to care at all about Kim as a person. He only sees what he wants to see and is mad that „she-is-he“ is being trivialized and not respected.

  43. Soccer mom says:

    I still think some of the reason she isn’t smiling is bc her face can’t move from Botox or plastic surgery or both. It prob looks best now when she just makes a straight face. That’s fine if he loves her and all but he needs to be realistic about who she is so when he says these things it makes me laugh instead of thinking its so sweet!

  44. Luce says:

    I love every minute of this. He needs to keep begging and pleading for Kim to get her due recognition because she lacks the talent or supporters to earn it rightfully herself. It’s so pathetic I might die laughing.


    They are truly perfect together. No one can tolerate Kanye and Kim will languish in reality-TV limbo for the rest of her existence. We are so blessed to have these two to entertain us forevermore. Or at least until Kanye’s busted having one of his usual orgies. A man with a brain wired like that surely can’t stay on the same track forever.

  45. Madriani's Girl says:

    His coat looks like it’s made out of the same color and fabric as the walls of an 1800s bordello in Atlanta.

  46. Relli says:

    You guys this might be the best/funniest thread of comments ever. Each one had me suppressing giggles and fist pumping, hilarious.

  47. Brickyard Ute says:

    I have a theory…once after an epic break-up, I went out with a guy who I knew was head over heels for me. I liked him but I knew his feelings were much stronger and it felt good to be with someone like that after getting my heart broken. After awhile the lack of spark on my part got to be too much and we broke up. Before everyone gets all judgey I was 17 at the time.
    I think Kim did the same thing, but selfishly decided to get pregnant and now she is in this relationship where she is with an overpowering personality that is overtaking her life. I agree with the other comments that she could of been with him and always seemed to choose others she was more attracted to. I think Reggie Bush was her true love and when he was unavailable she married KH and when he would not play ball the way she wanted she went for KW who she knew was obsessed with the thought of her. The dead look in her eyes is a mix of plastic surgery and saddness being stuck with someone she doesn’t love and can’t control.

    • The Original G says:

      I have a theory that she’s not capable of related to normal life. She can’t feel the wonder of real moments. It’s all a superficial photo op. That’s why everything is so over the top.

      Kanye has found his stage.

  48. Naomi says:

    The excerpts of his interview do not read as a man in love to me. Everything is about him. The vibe I get is that he is excited about a production he is about to put on. His comments about Kim read to me as if she were a blank canvas on which he will create a work of art. When I saw pics from the engagement he looked ecstatic as if it was perfectly executed. To my eyes this was the happiest he has looked throughout his entire relationship. Kim looked ecstatic about having her picture taken, being able to wear ill fitting clothes, showing as much cleavage as possible & showing off her ring. There is nothing about her that brings to mind intelligence but much that suggests vacuous. Seriously, what do they talk about? I just see her sitting there listening to him and her imagining her Vogue cover that he has convinced her she will have. The only concern being is it better to do Vogue opt receive her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

  49. Jinx says:

    OMG. He sounds like a classic narcissist – like the guy I married. As long as he sees her as an extension of his own glorious self, she’ll be perfect, a queen, a goddess. It feels good to have a guy treat you like that. In the long run (or the short run), she’ll disappoint him and then he’ll tell everyone what a stupid ugly worthless woman she is (which won’t be true either). Until then it will be all about him being in charge of every detail of her life. Been there.
    For the first time, I find my heart going out to her.

    • idk says:

      I can’t really feel sorry for her. She knows exactly the type of guy he is. And to be honest, she is the female version of him. Her family has said many times that kim is a very controlling person as well. She chose to get pregnant and she is choosing to now marry him. She is a grown woman, she knows what she is doing. I don’t see her as a victim at all. She has the full support of her HUGE family.

  50. Naomi says:

    @ Brickyyard Ute
    I agree with you that Reggie Bush was her true love. I also believe he would not have gone along with any of the shenanigans that have gone on with Kim since they parted. He seems very happy with his fiancé and baby. Could always be wrong but Reggie appears to have dodged a bullet.

    • idk says:

      If Reggie was her one true love, then why did she cheat on him with Kanye (allegedly)? Also, Reggie was willing to take Kim back, but she decided to date Austin Miles instead. I don’t get her reasoning. Reggie was a prize, she won’t get any better than him. But to be honest, what did the two of them have in common? It was lust, that is all.

      • Jane says:

        Reggie was never going to take Kim back. He was done with her . He got another girl friend immediately after he dumped Kim.
        Funny thing is, before Reggie and Kim came out as a couple, I remember him telling a reporter Kim was not his type.

      • idk says:

        Im sure what you are saying is much more accurate than what was portrayed on their show. In my comment I was only going by the way they played it out on the show…they made it look as if Reggie was begging for kim to come back…they really dogged him.

  51. Dawn says:

    So yes Kanye West is running his mouth again. He is so delusional about this trick because she is a trick and the world knows what she has done for money and fame and he can’t change it just because he wants to and because she is someone’s mother now. This is the woman who just gave an interview to the DM about how good her vag looks after birthing North and how she is back and just wants to show the world her nakedness. I don’t find that to be influential at least not in a good way. Plus I think Kanye West is still upset that the President called him exactly what he is and that is a jackass. I can’t wait until his man made kingdom begins tumbling down as it will with Kimmode as a partner. I wonder if anyone will ever be able to put Humpty dumpty Kanye back together when it all falls apart. He so wants to be Jay Z and Bey and that simply will never happen. If she ends up on Vogue I hope no one ever takes a thing Anna Wintour does or says seriously again.

  52. Megan says:

    I just… I can’t even with these two delusional douchbags.

    Kanye, Kim is a tramp who will never get a Hollywood star. Buy her one and put it by your bedside.

    Kim, Kanye is a self centered, egotistical asshat who thinks he is gods gift to humanity.

    Baby North, I’m praying for you to come out of all this unscathed and without serious mental issues and drug dependency. I hope she has some stable adult figure in her life. Lord knows it’s not those two idiots.

  53. Thiajoka says:

    I think Kanye accidentally picked up my Nana’s pink faux-lace blazer instead of his leather jacket while leaving the Golden Corral.

    Just kidding, my nana is long gone, but he picked up someone’s nana’s faux-lace blazer.

  54. Mingy says:

    boy i bet her already inflated ego popped after this interview. his delusional ass is really showing. i’ll never ever believe they are a real couple..

  55. Lee says:

    I love celebrities. They’re just so delusional.

    It seems like Kanye on some level thinks he is superior to Kim, and therefore talks her up in interviews to legitimize her. He’s Kanye. He can’t just admit he’s marrying a socialite / glorified porn star – he’s too good for that. His women are muses. He has to talk about Kim like she’s earned a spot on the Walk of Fame and that she’s on par with the women who grace Vogue and Vanity Fair.

    Comparing her with Michelle Obama? Michelle is an accomplished woman. Michelle is educated, well traveled, and concerned with the world. You might not agree with the Obama’s politics, but I think it goes without saying that Michelle Obama is an inspirational woman, Kim K is only famous for a sex tape. Michelle doesn’t need to upload pictures of herself in a bathing suit to validate her existence and generate attention. Kim has little more to offer.

    That being said – Kim and Kanye deserve each other. May they find happiness with each other.

  56. bowers says:

    Stupid to consider being on cover of Vogue as the ultimate anything.

  57. Emily C. says:

    It sounds like a man in love with himself. And also high, on about 27 different substances. Michelle Obama doesn’t Instagram herself in bikinis, Kim does, somehow this makes Kim better. WHAT.

    That sounds like I’m angry, and I’m not, because this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. I hope Kanye never changes.

  58. pwal says:

    All of these quotes are reminiscent of Whitney Houston’s ‘Bobby Brown is the king of R&B/Soul’. All of this is about him talking up Kim in order to avoid recognizing that he has made a mistake, which is not to say that Kanye is a major prize himself.

  59. Jayna says:

    LOL Sharon Osbourne slayed it on The Talk. They read all of Kanye’s remarks about comparing Kim to the First Lady and how she should be on the cover of Vogue and that Michelle Obama can’t rock an instagram of her butt, basically. Sharon said that he is talented but Kanye has delusions of grandeur and no matter how much you want you can’t wish class on someone. One of the other women said, well, she is influential in pop culture. Sharon said, please, she’s sweet, but she opens clubs. Someone else said if she ever had a chance to get on the cover of Vogue Kanye has ruined it with all of his remarks. Sharon then said, Run, Kim, run. LOL

    But she nailed it on the head. Kanye really does have delusions of grandeur and now with Kim, with his narcissistic personality and delusions of grandeur, he has elevated Kim to some influential style icon, fashion designer, reality star worthy to be on the Hall of Fame sidewalk and on the cover of Vogue. Michelle Obama has become a style icon. When has Kim ever been called a style icon. I just always see her in too tight clothes and the twins out and usually always criticized for how she dresses for her body.

    Can I just say if Kanye West doesn’t win a Grammy for Album of the Year for Yeezus he’s going to have a meltdown in epic proportions like we’ve never seen. Yeezus deserves to be nominated for it and will, but I think Arcade Fire’s new album Reflektor deserves it. Justin’s 20/20 Experience will probably get it. But I can almost see even if the Grammy board doesn’t think he deserves it over another album they will pick him because of his tirades over the years about how he deserves certain awards and doesn’t get them.

  60. bluhare says:

    I get major vibes on this. His controlling behaviour, her willingness to go along with it . . . I hope this doesn’t turn abusive.

    And, yes, I hope I’m wrong and just have a cold, dead heart.

  61. shillingz says:

    What an idiot. Ho badly does he want people to accept his girlfriend? Does he even know why she is famous? For getting peeded on in a sex tape!
    And to say she is more influential then the First Lady is BS. Michelle Obama is classy, educated, and charasmatic. Something which KK is not. I do not get how posting an trashy picture showing your ass on Instagram makes a person more influnetial then real, accomplished people. BTW ,Forbes released the most powerful people in the world list. I did not see Kanye or Kim on the list, Shocking?! I can’t wait for him to start to whine about that.
    Michelle is famous around the entire world, The Kardashains are big nobodies outside the United States, Is he aware of that? Niether him or his girlfreind are close to real influential couples that exist. He is one sad, poor deluded little man.
    I do not think he understand that the Walk of Fame spokeperson already says reality tv stars do not qualify for a star. It is meant for accomplished people who have contributed to the music or film industry in some way. Its meant for people who have talent. Something his girlfreind and her family lack big time.

  62. The Original Mia says:

    Kanye needs to have a seat in that stadium he rented out for his “surprise” proposal. Every time he opens his mouth to tell us how great his woman is, he opens her up to all kinds of ridicule.

    Kim is not and never will be Michelle Obama. She can open Dash stories all over the world, front a fashion line at Sears , take selfies of her big butt in skimpy clothes and she’ll never have the class and stature of Michelle Obama, the First Lady of the United States. Kanye is a delusional, narcissistic twit, who I’m really beginning to suspect has some serious mental issues.

  63. gg says:

    If he actually thinks she’s so smart, God bless em in their delusion is all I can say.

  64. shannon says:

    Kim changing her last name to West is the only good idea I have heard since this proposal happened. If Kim can get away from her past family life (by which I mean her mother) she might actually find a way to be happy instead of a conniving bitch.

  65. The Original G says:

    If he thinks that she’s smart, is explains a lot about him.

  66. Josephine says:

    As for the classless swipe at Michelle Obama, he’s just pissed that the Obamas invite Jay Z and Beyonce to the White House and not them.

    And I don’t understand how he thinks either of them are influences on today’s clothing. Despite his attempt to make grungy pants come back into style, it hasn’t happened. No one wants to look filthy. And thank goodness that no one is picking up on her rent-a-wh*re look. Even her “fashion line” is sinking at Sears. They have no influence, except if you count them as examples of what not to wear.

    • Amory says:

      He’s going to totally go beserk when he finds out that his baby mama didn’t make the “50 Most Powerful Moms” list. Beyonce is on there, as is JLo and even Jessica Simpson. Poor, poor Kayne.

  67. Barbara says:

    There is no way in Hell that Kim should get a cover on Vogue….for what…being squeezed into clothes 2 sizes too small??

  68. PoliteTia says:

    Kim is going to make out like a bandit when the divorce comes through
    Is she really over Reggie Bush? He was smart enough to throw her away.
    I just don’t feel sympathy for Kanye. He is such a jerk who WON’T shut up. His mother is turning over in her grave

  69. yoyo says:

    At first his declarations were funny, then eccentric and now a lot of what he says just leaves me scratching my head, like: “what?”. I’m starting to this that this guy might have some serious mental issues and that he’s in some kind of manic or borderline psychotic state. He is litteraly obsessed with design. If he sees ANYTHING he has to redesign it. He’s the most influential at everything: music, entertainer, fashion etc… He’s long left the land of bragadoccio to enter the land of delusion and honestly at this point it’s getting worrying. I hope he does have people around him people who give a crap and not just a bunch of gold diggers, cause he is actually talented and it would be sad to have him go all Mel Gibson or Lindsay Lohan on us (ie wasted talent/life due to poorly managed mental illness and/or addiction issues)

    • Hokeypokey says:

      I agree… I don’t know how people don’t realise this guy clearly has psychological issues. It really isn’t funny. It’s sad. He is talented but sick and in need of care but not from PMK and the rest of her nasty clan.

      • Missykittens says:

        Well I agree that he is delusional. I don’t know that it is a real problem for him though, he is still getting his work done, keeping commitments, maintaining relationships etc. The thing is, I haven’t seen one thing that he has designed. What has he designed? Does anybody have a link?

  70. RHONYC says:

    “I just had to wait through a bunch of relationships to finally get my chance”


    WOW. 😯 way to say that you used your ex-fiance Alexis & Amber Rose’s vaginas like a
    bus station wait room. smh


  71. Ruyana says:

    I would tell Kanye how delusional he is, but the shock might make him fall off his unicorn.

  72. Snappyfish says:

    In Andre Leon Talley’s immortal words “Miss Anna don’t like fat” Kim is NEVER going to see the cover of Vogue. She barely got Into the Met Gala last year. Only managed that because Miss Anna does like Kanye & Kim was pregnant (& dressed like a carpet)

    As for raising the bar for the male “race” in what world is a stadium proposal unique?

  73. aquarius64 says:

    Kanye’s rants are a desperate attempt to make his bimbo/baby mama look respectable and should be treated as such. Too late. When you profit from a sex tape in which you’re peed on your trashy image is baked in the cake. Running through pro athletes and having a 72-day marriage (for profit) don’t help either. The lead Kar-Trashian makes Amber Rose like a mainline debutante. Kanye’s mother must be turning over in her grave for his choice of a mother for her granddaughter.

  74. Deedee says:

    Did beyonce ever have a vogue cover?

  75. Missykittens says:

    Aw the things he says about Kim is really sweet. I don’t think my boyfriend is THAT besotted with me, to say “its unfair the level of awesomeness in one person”… If Kanye is not gay, then Kim is really quite lucky. However, I thought he was gay. Specially when he said he wants to redesign his daughter’s soccer uniforms, that sounded like a gay man’s comment. I know that is total stereotyping, sorry.

  76. Fran says:

    My friend tweeted at the us Air Force about this and they said there’s no way they will allow flighter jets to do this hahaha:


  77. Jellybean says:

    Kim is on the Tonight Show tonight wearing a black bra and panties under a dress made from my grandma’s doilies. Yep Vogue cover here she comes!

  78. Carolyn says:

    I can’t believe people actually think this is a real relationship and more than an endless PR opportunity. Every single thing these two say is scripted.

  79. Amaris says:

    I do find it slightly romantic that Kanye has always had a thing for Kim. Don’t get it twisted though – I loathe both of them. He seems more into her than she is into him. Did you see her face during the proposal? No tears of joy, no jumping up and down. Very stale and monotone face. Then again, that could be the Botox.