Kim Kardashian has spent $80,000 on post-pregnancy plastic surgery? Sure.

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Even though Team Kardashian and Team Yeezus claim that Kim Kardashian was NEVER Photoshopped in Kanye’s new music video (LOL), I think we can safely say that Kim is made of lies, right? Everything about her is a lie, from her weight to her dress size to her face to her body to her image, and on and on. Every photo that she posts is airbrushed, every candid photo shows off the impressive amount of plastic surgery and tweaking she’s had done over the years. So, is it really shocking to find out that Kim was spotted at a “discreet” plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills? No.

Five months after giving birth to baby North, Kim Kardashian looks hotter than ever. But while Kim says that she’s shed the 70 pounds of pregnancy weight by doing the Atkins Diet and exercising, Life & Style can exclusively reveal that the reality star has also been sneaking off to get secret cutting-edge cosmetic procedures to get her body back.

A source says in the latest issue of Life & Style, on stands now, that the new mom has been seeing Dr. Simon Ourian, a Beverly Hills cosmetic plastic surgeon based at the discreet and upscale Epione clinic. She’s been getting work done, including fillers, stretch-mark treatments and a fat-reducing ultrasound procedure on her stomach that costs up to $5,000 a session.

Kim, who most recently visited Dr. Ourian on Nov. 13, gets the Coolaser treatment, which chills the skin and then uses light pulses to vaporize skin cells — removing wrinkles, scars, saggy skin and stretch marks.

“It’s popular with celebrities post-baby to reduce stretch marks and sagging in the tummy and breast areas,” an insider tells Life & Style. The Epione clinic can also use ultrasound to melt a layer of fat just beneath the skin.

While Kim’s rep denies she’s being treated by Dr. Ourian, insiders tell the mag that she’s going to great lengths to keep her visits a secret.

A source from the clinic shares that “Kim and other high-profile clients can sneak in through a back door” to keep from run-ins with the paparazzi. And during one trip to a laser hair-removal clinic — another of Kim’s secret weapons — she pretended to be visiting the Pilates studio next door. “She even wore workout clothes to throw off the photographers and begged them to make it look like she was going inside to work out, not to get laser treatments,” an insider spills to Life & Style.

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“Fillers” are obviously happening and have been for a long time. “Stretch-mark treatments” sounds like a good investment overall – many women have stretch marks and many women hate their stretch marks with a passion, so no shade there. But WTF is a “fat-reducing ultrasound procedure”? They use the ultrasound to melt away the fat? How crazy does that sound? But I guess if I would believe it about anyone, I would believe it about Kim. She’s totally getting experimental ultrasound fat-melting procedures. Sure.

Kim denied this story on Twitter though, writing: The 33-year-old said: “I am very frustrated today seeing reports that I got surgery to lose my baby weight! This is FALSE. I worked so hard to train myself and eat healthy, I work out so hard & this was such a challenge for me but I did it!!! I’m so proud of my accomplishment & NO ONE will take this away from me with fake reports! Say what u want about me but I work hard & am the most disciplined person u will ever meet!” Sure.

Here are some new pics of Kim in NYC yesterday. I kind of like this outfit.

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  1. tifzlan says:

    Ugh, i keep saying the same thing over and over and over again in every single Kim post but JUST LOOK at her face in those yellow coat pictures! Stop tweaking already! She’s starting to look like a giraffe, and that’s proof enough that Bound 2 was airbrushed to hell and back.

    • Jessiebes says:

      Her upper lip looks like it can’t move at all.

      • Mimi says:

        You beat me to it. That upper lip looks frozen. She looks like she is always half smiling. Blond hair makes her look older.

      • springingforward says:

        C’mon Kim, we all know that your “go to” weight loss regimen is liposuction. We all remember your failed association with Tracey Anderson who couldn’t get you to do anything more than walk around in work out clothes; even with a lucrative contract on the line. We all remember what your face used to look like. We all remember your original a**.

        You are a pathological liar, and pretty much everything you say is the opposite of the truth.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        Her face does NOT look good and I normally think that she’s a pretty lady, but she has tweaked her face to the point of looking very bad. Such a shame because she truly was a naturally beautiful woman before her PS obsession took over.
        Her face looks unbalanced, way too long, and as others have pointed out, she has too much space between her nose and upper lip. Why spend all that money to look WORSE?

        On another note, I really like her outfit in these pics. She looks very nice, minus the face.

      • yolo112 says:

        I figured it out… the lower half of her face is starting to resemble Helena Bonham Carter from Planet of the Apes. For real. Google it! And isn’t this the “hey look at my ill-shaped ass in this see thru skirt” skirt? I didn’t know she wore the same thing TWICE!! **gasp**

      • tifzlan says:

        To me, it looks as if the entire lower half of her face is frozen and elongated. And yes, Kitten! The space between her nose and upper lip is too big. Nose tip lift? Does such a procedure even exist? She just looks so completely different from how she used to look 3 years ago. Ape-like, giraffe-like, fish-like, it’s all there!

      • The Original Tiffany says:

        The elongation makes it look like a snout. Why would you want to look like an animal? Her face is not in harmony at all anymore.

        I had a frightening thought the other day after the music video. What if Yeezus sampled that Uh Huh Honay from Kim during sexy times? Argh! I can see them doing this.

        SNOUT

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        “Ape-like, giraffe-like, fish-like, it’s all there! ”

        I giggle-snorted so loud at that.

        @OTiff-First of all-yay! You’re here 🙂
        Secondly, YES I completely had the same thought.
        That was a sample from Kim’s Sexytime Baby Voice 🙁
        Puke!

      • The Original Tiffany says:

        My world has been insane lately, but due to son breaking bones, I am trapped in the house, apparently with nothing to do but expound on the fact I may have inadvertently listened to Kimye doing the nasty.

        Her face makes MY face hurt. We have the OC premiere tonight, I will gird my loins in expectation of the onslaught of fillers, plastic and botox.

    • TheEntrepreneursWife says:

      And what’s up with her nose? Looks weird to me.

    • Belle Epoch says:

      Her mouth is sliding further and further down her face! Now she looks like a fish!

    • Lucky says:

      She has gone from octomom to crazy Sandra bullock to me

    • Mich says:

      She’s starting to look like Jar Jar Binks…

    • Lishka says:

      What the fudge has she done to her face??? She doesn’t even look like her any more! Its like all Ashley Simpsoned up in here!

  2. Jae says:

    How come losing weight is such an accomplishment? Tells you where her priorities are.

    • eliza says:

      Exactly. If she just completed her doctorate that is an accomplishment. Losing weight? BFD!

      • janie says:

        Gosh she’s a piece of work! I think the whole Ktrash clan lie so much, they’ve no idea what the truth is? What person at her age “learns” to eat the right food? This gal is no more breast feeding than he is! I’ve never seen one mishap with breast milk, she & the younger one probably did a twofer for the girl’s 16th birthday.

    • Amory says:

      She has spoken more about her weight and body than about the baby. This pregnancy has been all about her, and she only acknowledges that child in vague terms. She really is completely caught up in herself.

      I also take issue with her comment that she “works out.” This is not a woman who works out. She has that soft, doughy look of someone who slims by dieting, not exercise. Her arms are particularly doughy, and she’s too young to blame that on age. And as someone with a large chest of her own, there is no way she was exercising with the “bras” that she wore to the gym — massively unsupportive, boobs hanging out. She couldn’t even stretch in those bras let alone exercise.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        ^^^^This completely.

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        @janie, I breastfed 2 babies for 20 months each and never had one case of leaky breasts (if that’s what you mean by breast milk incidents). I did have two cases of mastitis though. That being said, I don’t believe she breastfeeds that baby because she is never seen with her (and most moms who breastfeed keep their kids close by, since they’re feeding on demand the first few months). Also, if she were, I’m sure she would have released at least one sexy breast feeding photo (à la Miranda Kerr). I don’t doubt that she chose plastic surgery over breastfeeding. No way was this vapid mess of a woman waiting 12+ months to have that surgery.

      • Zwella Ingrid says:

        Yes and when I work out, I sweat. Not saying everyone sweats, but I have never seen even one photograph that even vaguely looked like she had been sweating or working out at all.

  3. Nikollet says:

    What kind of mother would want to spend the precious first months of their daughter’s life having and recovering from surgery? I just don’t understand her at all.

    • Nicolette says:

      The kind of mother where the world revolves around her. I haven’t seen a photo of her yet with her baby that looks like there’s anything genuine about it. I can totally see her handing the baby off right after the paps get their photo op.

      • Tammy White says:

        TMZ had a photo of Kim & Kanye with the baby a few weeks ago & yes Kim was actually holding her baby. As much as I think she’s as fake as they come, she’s in a lose – lose situation. If she is seen with her baby, she’s going to be accused of whoring the baby out for fame & if she is not seen, she’s accused of not loving or bonding with her baby. I think this is such a sensitive subject & maybe people need to lay off Kim & her parenting skills. Some of you are way too judgmental & you are always going to find an excuse to pick Kim apart.

      • carol says:

        I think she is very narcissistic.

      • May23 says:

        @Tammy White

        I saw those pictures also and guess what there was a film crew fallowing her so it’s hard to tell how real that’s moment was.

    • springingforward says:

      A vapid, self-absorbed dummy like Kim K. She only cares about one thing: her appearance.
      It is telling that it is the only thing she defends in these pap stories, how she looks and how she got there. Her problem is her credibility after so many lies in the past, why would anyone believe her?

    • Macey says:

      You think she actually had this baby b/c she wanted a baby? This poor child was conceived for no other reason than publicity/ratings and attention. I just hope they have a lot of wonderful nannies for her to bond with b/c I doubt KK cares about anything other than the attention the baby gave her.

  4. Happyhat says:

    Dang….I’m the same age as Kim. If I had the money, I’d spend it in a similar fashion (laser hair removal and that coolaser thing everywhere. But no butt implants k thanks).

    I imagine her plastic surgery is totally tax deductible, right?

    • teehee says:

      LOL sadly that may be true, since its a “business expense/investment” and meanwhile, Wal-Mart employess can’t deduct anything.

      • Happyhat says:

        I guess it’s cos Wal-Mart employees have to work for a living. The world is a very f****d up place!

    • Marieeeee says:

      I have to say, if I was so famous and constantly critiqued for my body and beauty, and had so many millions to throw away… I think I would definitely be in there getting “help” getting back to perfect. The ultrasound procedure sounds fairly non-invasive and I can see how it would be effective, and as Kaiser said, what mom wouldn’t love to get rid of the g-damn stretch marks and sagging? I may be letting my vanity flag fly, but I can definitely see the appeal of reversing baby body damage if it’s available to you!
      That being said, I do also agree with many who have commented that Kim really seems to be minimally involved/concerned/actively interested in her baby. It’s odd for a new mommy to be so seemingly absent from her…

      • Zwella Ingrid says:

        I would totally have those procedures too, but why lie about it, and try to make it sound like you did all the work yourself?

  5. eliza says:

    So tired of her “peeks” of midriff.

    If Kim were smart :snort: she wouldn’t even respond. Those that feel the need to defend such claims usually do it because there is truth to the story. If you are soooo proud why does what anyone else say matter? If you and those imporyant to you know the truth, that should be enough.

  6. Patricia says:

    What’s wrong with saying “I am a disciplined person”? Why do Kim and Pimp Mamma always have to say things like “I am the MOST disciplined person you ever met” or “Kim is the MOST hard working person on the planet”? It’s truly insulting to people who work just as hard and harder and then don’t get to go home to every luxury imaginable, take dream vacations, shop constantly in designer stores, etc. Why does Kim have to be the little winner at life? Obviously a spoiled favorite child with language like this…

  7. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    Wow. While other new moms are wasting their time breast feeding and bonding with their new baby, thank goodness Kim is disciplined enough to spend her time productively working on the one thing that truly matters in life. Her looks. Yeah.

    • Tracy says:

      Poor North West. First the name and then the parents. I feel for her.

      • Nicolette says:

        +1. Imagine the look on her face the day she lays eyes on their Bound video, or worse when she finds out what Mommy’s claim to fame was.

      • doofus says:

        Nicolette, I think KK needs to be reminded, EVERY DAY, that she got famous for being “the receiver” in a game of water sports.

      • carol says:

        @ doofus: wait, someone peed on her? what?

      • Dommy Dearest says:

        @carol: Yup, in her tape with Ray J he let loose the stream of all golden streams. I’m sure she believed it would help tighten her skin.

      • Petee says:

        To Dommy Dearest,I heard about that but I still haven’t seen it.I might have to put on my sunglasses and put my hair back and go to my local porn store to get it.I also heard she get’s screwed in the a hole and licks him afterwards.Is that true?Gross.To each there own.I also heard she just kind of lays around like a dead fish.Nice claim to fame.

  8. lucy2 says:

    A Kardashian taking the easy way and lying about weight!? I’m stunned!
    Her face looks so incredible fake now. What a shame, she was once so pretty.

  9. paola says:

    Can I just say I’m amazed by her spelling skills? she never gets her spelling wrong. This is the only good thing I can say about her. It still seems like a big compliment though.

    • springingforward says:

      You mean you are amazed by the spelling skills of her PR agent.

      • Amanduh says:

        I thought that too!!! I judge people**(yeah I said it) who get ‘their’, ‘they’re’ and ‘there’ wrong, or ‘to’ and ‘too.’ She (or whoever) hasn’t slipped up from what I’ve read (although, I can’t stand it when someone uses ‘u’ for ‘you’…)

        **who should know better

    • Skeptical At Best says:

      You must have missed her IG response to being accused of being part of the “Illuminate”.

  10. Tracy says:

    Wow, she has really messed up her face. If she has “tweaked” this much by the age of 33 what the hell is she going to look like by 43?

  11. Stephanie says:

    She is moving into Michael Jackson territory with the disappearing nose. It’s too small for her face now. Remember when she was dressed as Princess Jasmine for Halloween a few years ago? Those facial proportions were great.

    The blonde is also washing her out.

    • gogoGorilla says:

      That’s what jumps out at me, too. Or would, if there was anything of her nose really left to do so.

      I really really really don’t get why people get multiple nose jobs.

  12. NeNe says:

    Personally, I cannot stand this chick. There is something about her that makes me want to slap the sh*t out of her. Anyway, the one nice thing I can say about her is that she looked 1,000% better before she did all that crap to her face. The end!

  13. insomniac says:

    That woman has the deadest eyes I have ever seen. I saw a puppet last week that was actually more expressive than she is. It’s really creepy.

  14. Kaye says:

    She’s kind of morphing into Eva Longoria . . .?

    • Didiz says:

      I thought so!!! More like Eva, although some people saw that she’s morphing into Beyonce and J.Lo altogether.

  15. Jag says:

    Hate that yellow coat.

    As for the reports, if I had the money, I’d be getting the same laser and ultrasound treatments.

    What bothers me is that she should just admit it if she’s going that route. What I don’t like is the LYING about it.

  16. courtney says:

    um she lives in Hollywood so of course she’s going to lie about how she lost the baby weight it’s par for the course in the industry now a days. obviously she’s an irresponsible mom only mothers/babies who medically can’t nurse should be excused from it not ones who are lazy self entitled bitches like Kim is. those of us with a brain still don’t buy that she had toxemia because she would’ve been on bed rest and blood pressure medication to control it which she wasn’t but she claimed so for convenience after the fact and claimed a low birth weight baby which responsible mothers try to avoid because that makes baby more susceptible to many childhood illnesses and even SIDS death. ask Robert Redford what it’s like to lose a child to SIDS his oldest son Scott died of SIDS at roughly 6 months old in late 1959 then his eldest daughter Shauna was born roughly a year later November 15th 1960 then came another son David James in May 1962 and another daughter Amy Hart October 22nd 1970. David is about 8 months younger than Melissa Newman who was born September 27th 1961

    • swack says:

      Please stop shaming those women who chose not to breastfeed. It is an individual choice and one should not be put down for choosing to bottle feed over breastfeeding.

      • Erinn says:

        +1000

      • idk says:

        That’s right. Women don’t have to breastfeed if they don’t want to. It’s a personal choice !

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        Guys, it’s Coutney. I learned not to take offense to her comments long ago (even after she shamed all infertile women, which applies to me). Anyone who can’t comment without mentioning the Newmans or the Redgraves is clearly unique.

      • Dommy Dearest says:

        @MorticiansDoItDeader: How you don’t slam Courtney every single time she posts says a lot about who you are. I respect that. Because I sure wouldn’t be able to do that if she said something I fell into category with. I’m so sorry 🙁

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        @dommy, I’m no saint. I took it quite personally at first, but then I realized what was going on and I backed off. I do occasionally rib her for the Joanne Woodward/Paul Newman posts but I’m just being facetious (in the kindest way possible).

      • The Original Tiffany says:

        We kid because we love, right Mort? 😉 You just kind of have to take her posts for what they are and have a laugh, you know? Mort totally gets that because she is obviously a cool lady.

        Who doesn’t want more Newman trivia? 😉

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        @tiff, awwww thanks! You’re the best. I get why people are offended, but it’s important to consider the source.

        Plus, hearing about Joanne Woodward never gets old

      • Hakura says:

        Just gotta love those trolls, eh, guys? xD My knee-jerk reaction would be to respond in offense, too. But I agree win Mort, sometimes you just have to roll your eyes, sigh, & shake your Head.^__^

  17. SuSu says:

    to be fair i´ve seen several pictures of her dressed in sports cloths and going in/out a gym. So even with plastic surgery she works out and it is not fair to forget this. She just should say she did it both ways.

    Don´t like the headline “weight-loss cheater”. I´m not talking about plastic Kim here. The term “cheater” is super negative. Is a mother of twins who has an abdominoplasty a cheater too?

    • springingforward says:

      Well, she is photographed wearing work out clothes but that doesn’t mean she does. All of those photographs are set up.

      • Amory says:

        Exactly – I already posted this, but no way she was working out in those clothes. And notice you never get the “after” shot showing a perfectly coiffed K leaving the gym.

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        Everyone should give their body a fair shot at recovery before resorting to plastic surgery. Kim disappeared 2-3 months after she gave birth (which tells me she never gave it a go on her own).

        I’m on my third pregnancy and plan on having abdominoplasty to correct the diastasis recti (muscle separation) that occurred during my first pregnancy. I worked out intensely in a futile attempt to repair the muscle gap (Pilates, weight training and cardio 2-3 hours a day 6 days a week). The weight lifting made the diastasis worse and also resulted in a hernia. I think it’s perfectly acceptable for me (and others like me) to fix things surgically that cannot be fixed through diet and exercise. I think it’s lazy to go the surgery route before you’ve even attempted to do it on your own, which is what Kim appears to have done, and I think it’s fair to say she cheated. She cheated herself out of the opportunity to see what her body could do on its own.

      • swack says:

        @morticiansdoitdeader – I understand what you are going through. My daughter has the same thing and no matter how hard she works out and watches her diet she always looks like she is 3 – 4 months pregnant. She hopes to be able to get it fixed surgically also. Good luck!

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        @swack, thank you so much! I plan on breast feeding this baby and living with the embarrassment for at least a year. My “bump” is pretty mild and can be hidden with a moderately loose top. If I eat a lot the “bump” becomes more pronounced because my stomach is expanding, but there is no muscle integrity to prevent it from getting large. While diagnosing my hernia my Gastroenterologist tested me for celiac and found that I have it. Eliminating gluten greatly decreased the amount of bloat that made me appear larger. It takes weeks of eating gluten free before you see improvement, but maybe your daughter would want to give it a go. If she is really bothered by the way her stomach looks, it may be worth a try. I also found that Pilates was the only thing that closed the muscle wall gap at all. It will never go away without surgery, but it can be improved upon.

      • Bridget says:

        @morticians – have you seen a PT that specializes in pelvic/abdominal health? Many women have good results with Pt to train their muscles back into the appropriate placement after a diastasis recti.

        Aside from that, if there’s no medical reason, usually the best thing to get rid of the extra tummy bits after pregnancy is just time, consistency with exercise, and a sensible diet. Ever heard the saying ”abs are made in the kitchen”? Avoid processed foods and refined sugars, and you’d be amazed what happens with your middle.

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        @bridget, my Pilates instructor is actually a certified physical therapist. She has had luck helping others “close the gap,” but she concedes that exercise alone cannot close the gap completely. I know of at least 4 woman I have class with that had abdominoplasty to repair their diastasis and they all look amazing. Mini-tummy tucks with very small incisions (similar to csection scars). I will do my best to work on it post baby, but I’m certain I will have the procedure done while they are repairing my hernia.

    • Zwella Ingrid says:

      She never actually looks like she has done anything when she is photographed in work out clothes. If one time she would come out looking sweaty or disheveled I might believe it.

  18. Soccer mom says:

    He face is so creepy now compared to what she used to look like. I think she is a phony about everything and I can’t imagine your whole life being a lie. I also can’t imagine walking around all the time dressed up to the max like she does just to go to random places. She can’t have a happy life even with all the money and fame.

  19. GeeMoney says:

    Liar, liar, pants on fire.

    That yellow coat is pretty awesome, though.

  20. Jesme says:

    What is going on with that face?

  21. Shannon1972 says:

    Wouldn’t want to be her – too much pressure to look perfect all the time. She obviously looks in the mirror and doesn’t like what she sees, or she wouldn’t be constantly tweaking herself. She’s become kanye’s living Barbie…is she even still in there anymore? Her expressionless face is starting to remind me of Katie Holmes at the height of her confinement with TC.

  22. yeahright says:

    I believe her. Her body doesn’t look totally out of line for what should be expected 6 months post partum when one has the resources to eat/workout properly. Her hips are still a bit wide but that will go away within the next 6 months or so. I think it just looks drastic because when she was pregnant her body looked quite exaggerated, it was just the way she carried and chose to dress herself… an unfortunate combination!

    Her face though… yeezus, she needs to leave it alone.

    • Bridget says:

      No way. At six months postpartum, considering the weight she gained while pregnant, and how much weight she’s lost at this point, the only way that’s natural is if she’s training for a marathon. That is NOT normal weight loss unless she went onto The Biggest Loser. My guess: lap band amd she’s doing the extra procedures to deal with the excess skin and lumpiness.

      • yeahright says:

        It is totally and utterly feasible. She had A LOT of swelling, she has a curvaceous but small frame so she looked way bigger than she was. She’s not exactly tiny right now either. Her hips are still wider and she still has weight on her that wasnt there prior to becoming pregnant.

        I’ve had two kids and don’t see anything different with how she looks at this point and how I looked at that point. We have different bodies but thats where it ends. I also know women who gained 50+ and looked 10x fitter than her 5-6 months post partum… and that much more fitter than I as well.

      • Bridget says:

        She doesnt look fit at all, which tends to be a pretty big indicator of hard exercise. She does however look significantly smaller than she did pre-pregnancy – at least 15 lbs. which is kind of a better comparison to the topic at hand than what you look like post-children.

    • Petee says:

      Her hips will always be wide because of her fat infections.People have to realize when you have lipo if you gain any amount of weight it will go some where else.So the weight she gained with her baby went to those transferred fat injections.If you look at old pictures of her she didn’t have those wide hips and that horrible butt.It is so sad that she has ruined her body and ruined her once really striking face.

  23. Happyhat says:

    On another note – I really don’t get (though I kinda do) why celebs lie about getting work done. I get that they want (or need) to create the illusion that they’re just naturally that ‘beautiful’ and ageless. But, they’re fooling no one. It’s like Charlie Sheen hiding in the toilets at a party, denying that he’s snorting coke. It’s like, really? We all know; you just look twice the fool trying to tell us with a blank face that you’re ‘naturally’ getting a face like a frightened cat.

    • Dommy Dearest says:

      I always think of American Psycho when Bale and the one guy are in the stalls when the white lady is brought up. First image every time.

  24. springingforward says:

    I used to think that if she just laid off whatever fillers or botox she currently had on board that she could still regain something close to her natural beauty.
    Not any more. She has gone overboard with the plastic surgery on her face. Her nose is too narrow, her eyes are cat shaped and I don’t have a clue what she has done to her lips. It is so sad that she looks in the mirror and only sees things that she needs to improve…

    • Mae says:

      The reason her top lip looks so funny is she has had the area above her lip filled with filler , this is suppost to make you look more youthful acording to plastic surgeon’s. and also her nose is now to short for her face , from her many nose jobs .

      • Didiz says:

        Nose IS too short and narrow. Now she looks like she has too much space on her cheeks and upper lip.

    • Dommy Dearest says:

      With the way her eyes are now slanted she is starting to resemble a characteristic often seen in people with down syndrome /:

  25. rose says:

    re: her coat — this one and other coats and jackets she has been wearing lately look a size too large — take a look at the sleeves, they are drooping down her wrist and covering most of her hand.

    if she had to actually ‘do anything’ other people on the planet do, the length of those sleeves would most likely make it difficult. i suppose this ‘too-large clothing look’ is calculated to make her look thinner.

    apart from that, is it just me or does she look sour and more importantly, totally bored with herself and especially bored with Kanye West in all photos she’s in these days — and even in that silly video?

    either his nasty personality is seeping into her or she is postpartum depressed. but i venture to say she is also angry at the world for seeing through her — and this is her ‘i hate you all’ face.

  26. Dawn says:

    Well of course she did. But I really think that number sounds low. I would imagine more with the lipo, the nose job, the lip fillers and so on and so forth. But I do believe she spent very little for her dye job on her hair, if she spent lots she needs to get her money back. Her hair is simply awful.

    • Hakura says:

      @Dawn – I totally agree about the hair… If she was going to make such a drastic change to her appearance, she has all the money (& more) to have the top stylists in the WORLD do it.

      This looks like:
      A.) Kim, Kourtney, & Khloe, got a random blonde box color at the drug store, then did it in a bathroom.
      B.) Kim felt like maybe she wasn’t as ‘attractive’ to Kanye (if he’s attracted to women, that is), so she decided go try to copy Beyonce’s hair color, knowing he’s always found Bey “attractive”…
      Or C.) Kanye’s ‘BFF’ suggested it, knowing it would come out absolutely heinous, & enjoying every minute of oiiiziooI

  27. swack says:

    Ultrasound fat reduction – do believe it is possible. I had a huge lump on my ankle from being kicked while playing soccer. Dr. had me have ultrasound on it to reduce it so that it did not calcify (sp?). So I do believe they have ultrasound for fat reduction out there. I don’t body shame and wasn’t there to see what Kim did. Could I believe she had some type of cosmetic procedure to help it along – probably. Skirt once again is ill fitting.

    • The Original Tiffany says:

      I believe it too. They already do a type of lipo when the fat is liquefied by US during a small cannula lipo, it gets out more fat with less bleeding. This new thing is supposed to be non-invasive. Your body absorbs the lysed fat cells.
      If I had her money I would be all over that and some IPL. That is about where I draw the line-for me.

      That would be after helping charities and funding some animal rescues. Shame we don’t hear about her putting her pennies into stuff like that. Look at Khloe and Lamar with their fake charity. These people are indeed, all made of LIES.

  28. Naomi says:

    I may be mistaken and am off topic but Where in the World is Halle Berry? No school drop offs/pickups with any parent or caretaker. I don’t remember if there was a pumpkin patch run. Only a couple of Olivier.

  29. Media Maven says:

    This family has no Moral Kompass………

  30. Babblerouser says:

    She obviously has a cosmetic surgery addiction and serious self image issues, which is just sad. She used to be pretty and exotic looking. She used to have a normal sized a$$. I just dont understand how her image of herself is so warped that she thinks the butt injections look natural and the face injections are an improvement.
    Dear Kim, tiny lines in your face look better than developing a snout that makes you look like a giraffe. Your giant inflated lips are moving further and further away from your disproportionately small nose. Stop the madness.

  31. Yelly says:

    None of this explains her new nose.

  32. Bridget says:

    I’m calling shenanigans here. She definitely had a surgical makeover post-baby. I still guess that she had a lap band placed, and that’s how she’s lost the weight so rapidly – the treatments would help with the saggy, lumpy skin (especially around the midsection). Because there is utterly no way she’s the thinnest she’s ever been 6 mos post-baby considering the shape she was in before and how much weight she gained during pregnancy. Really, Atkins and 4 workouts a week?

    By the way, when Kim disappeared for a while post-baby I totally thought this was what was going to happen. She waited until she was ‘presentable’ now she’s everywhere with the new face and the new body.

    • Petee says:

      No. I do not think she had a lap band done.There are a lot of requirements that go with that surgery and either you have to be pre diabetic and a certain amount of pounds overweight.I was 150 pounds overweight when I got mine and it is a lot of work.You only are expected to lose two pounds a week.Plus it is pretty painful and I just can’t see her being able to put up with all that.I don’t understand why everyone thinks that it is the easy way out because trust me it is not.I think she just hid out at her Mom’s and had pre paired food’s made for her,tweaked her face and came out when she thought she looked okay.

      • Bridget says:

        For most normal people, there are indeed tbose requirements, but Hollywood is pretty famous for sketchy medical procedures exactly like that – lap bands for women that wouldnt necessarily need it, tummy tucks during a C Section (which is a serious no-no normally), inducing babies early so the mom doesnt have to get as fat.

        Or she could have just had a feeding tube inserted (the kind that goes in your nose, not a G tube) while she ‘disappeared’

    • anon33 says:

      Also, this is absolutely not the “thinnest she’s ever been.” Google pics of her from 06/07/08-she was a LOT slimmer then.

  33. Dotty says:

    Next week we’ll be seeing posts about her 90 pound “weight loss”.

  34. Gina says:

    @Courtney

    I’m sorry but your whole comment was annoyingly judgmental to mother who have low birth weight babies and mothers who choose/can’t nurse.

    I had preeclampsia and I had to deliver my daughter at 30w6d. She was 3lbs 2oz. Now I was not responsible for this and neither was she for North’s prematurity.

    Everyone says they can tell she had a nosejob, which she definitely did, just from pictures. Well, I can tell you she most likely had preeclampsia from looking at her pregnancy photos because after I was 29 weeks, I looked just as bloated and swollen.

    And if someone doesn’t want to nurse, it’s their business. Doesn’t mean they are lazy or entitled. My daughter got bottle confused and didn’t want to latch. I could have continued pumping breastmilk every two hours all day and night but I’m too lazy and wanted to sleep when I’m not taking care of her.

    Rag on Kim for being a lying, plastic surgery addicted vain woman. But I will defend her pregnancy and mothering because as long as she’s not an abusive mother, NOBODY deserves to have their parenting so publicly judged and scorned. I only get it from my in laws and I effing hate it.

    /end rant

    • Bridget says:

      It’s her body, so it is indeed her choice whether or not to nurse. Though I do wish she wouldn’t lie about it.

      I do question whether or not she had pre-eclampsyia – I don’t think she’s stated that she had it, either. And considering what a serious condition it is, would she be able to have cosmetic surgery (that new nose) so soon after birth? Yes, swelling is a symptom, but sometimes women just plain swell up ir gain weight in pregnancy.

  35. GiGi says:

    She has totally ruined her face. I can’t even believe it. This is sad.

  36. lucy says:

    When it’s this obvious, it’s no secret!

    Still awaiting the day she wears SOMETHING that actually fits.

    I really like the colors of the fabrics together here, though. Nothing else.

    This top looks like spanx for boobs, totally smooshed and yet still bumpy. Awful style, awful fit! As usual.

    • idk says:

      I agree, the colors look great together…but you have to remember she does’t pick out her own clothes…so we can’t even compliment her on that.

  37. Kris says:

    I really hate when she says that she “works so hard”. Doing what exactly? Is being a fame-whore like manual labor?

    • idk says:

      You have to understand, to a Kardashian/Jenner, going to the salon to get your nails done is a JOB. Also, going out to restaurants is a JOB. Oh and don’t forget that going on vacation is also a JOB. They are very lucky that they can call those things WORK while others call it a luxury.

  38. moon says:

    That is a lovely coat.

  39. lucy says:

    How much has she donated to charity?

    1% of her income?

    (Oh, that’s right: ZERO.)

  40. BeefJerky says:

    Is that the same skirt that was see-through in the back? Thank god she’s wearing a coat this time.

  41. Sandy says:

    These two people (Kim and Kanye) have NO concept of what it takes to be a happy, whole human being. What baby’s mother has this much time to spend focusing on clothes, cosmetic procedures, concert-going, restaurants, tweeting, etc. I’m just sad for their child. She’s a victim.

  42. Elisabeth says:

    I feel sorry for her…almost.
    she has put her value completely in her looks, so anything less then spectacular is a failure. She has the emptiest look in her eyes (not that it looks like she can move her face anyway)
    After i had my daughter (and unlike Kim I had REAL fertility issues) I was the happiest person on the earth. She has not smiled since that baby was born. That whole family has to be whore vampires or something….

    • rose says:

      i agree — and what does she really have to be angry about? she and her mother built their success on selling her sex video — on exposing her body and selling her intimate moments. now she and Kanye have the audacity to be angry at the paparrazi monster they themselves courted and invited into their lives — just so they could have the attention and money and all the rest.

      just how stupid and vain can the two of them be?

      • Nina W says:

        I refuse to buy Kim as a victim of the paparazzi, everything she does is about courting public attention. She may “boo-hoo” that she’s a victim but that is just an act. Everything she does is about her career. She HAS to comment on this publicly. It has nothing to do with what is being said and everything to do with keeping the media focused on her name and image.

  43. Palermo says:

    I have said from day one that she gets the paps to take her photo going into gyms and then she walks right through and out the back door. She is totally untoned, and always has been. As for the hardest working woman lie, she wouldn’t last ONE day in most jobs where you really have to work. Having somebody put makeup on you and standing up while idiots take your photos, not really work dummy.

  44. Mylene - Montreal says:

    I’m so confused .. because yes I HATE HER … But she look “discipline girl” .. AND who would not be motivated to take care of his body like that with everything monetary benefit?

    i’m fucking LAZY ass … and if i have all this opportunity and natural beauty i will probably pass my live on a gym and atkins diet … llollllllll

  45. lucy says:

    The definition of “work” and “discipline” is beyond Kardashian komprehension.

    Perhaps if these idiots completed high school and stopped lying and stopped polluting the earth with their fugliness and vulgar vanity we might care a little about them? All they have ever been is a blight on humanity. They remain an embarrassment to cultured compassionate intelligent people. The only perfection about them is that they are perfect examples of HOW NOT TO LOOK and HOW NOT TO BE.

  46. juliapan says:

    she has many money and many time… sure she does surgery… it is easy for her… she has no merit… Nose, Breast, ass are fake !!! but I find her bady is change with pregancy and that she can change !!!

  47. nicegirl says:

    I have heard LOTS lately about ‘non-surgical’ cosmetic procedures to melt fat, tighten skin, remove or lessen the appearance of wrinkles. I live in an area not usually associated with fancy pants ladies, and it was a surprise to me that there seem to be several options for ‘treating’ particular areas/conditions (for a pretty penny, to be sure).

    Although I cannot imagine ever being able to afford or want to spend thousands on my vanity, I have a hard time thinking that ultrasound fat melting – or any other kind of ‘painless and yet not invasive’ help with these horrific stretch marks or cellulite thighs or muffin top madness – would be something I would turn down, if it were gifted to me. OF COURSE.

  48. courtney says:

    um what I said about Redford is true he spoke about it in depth in the May/June 2011 issue of AARP magazine and to compare the Hollywood of today to the Hollywood he came up in it’s completely different

  49. lucy says:

    In addition to the tummy tuck/lipo, and the upper lip and philcrum fill issues, she’s had her chin sculpted and her jowls tacked up, and the cute tip of her nose lopped off. YIKES. So much for looking good.

    Mask Face.

  50. lucy says:

    To counteract the krap Kardashians and Kanye foist on the world, I do good deeds. Doing random acts of kindness is the equal and opposite reaction to offset their toxic byproducts on humanity.

    They’ve kept me very busy….

    Care to join me in this effort?

  51. lola lola says:

    If she is so disciplined, she might try using a condom next time…the world does NOT need anymore Kimyes.

    • Hakura says:

      @lola lola – I could be wrong, but I *always* thought the pregnancy may have been an accident/not intentional. At least… On Kanye’s part. Sadly, I can easily see PMK scheming to come up with another way to (what else?) get her hands on some of Kanye’s money.

      You know someone has to be a piece of work, when you can actually *envision them* lying about being on BControl/IUD, or even *poking a hole* in the condom. Not that I necessarily think Kim *wanted a baby* (at least not now), but I honestly figured PMKris did her little ‘woe is us’ BS to pull Kim’s strings like she always has.

  52. shellybean says:

    Well, I do think she is a disciplined person, because she is a control freak. I don’t, however, have any problem believing that she has done every non-invasive cosmetic procedure out there to combat some of her post-baby figure woes. This is the woman who submitted to a blood facial, after all, which was just gross.

    I actually think she looks great, but she is such a liar regarding never having a nose job. We all have eyes, and her nose is not the same nose she had circa 2007. We are not blind.

    That’s all I’ve got. Most of the rest of you have more than enough to say about her, lol…

    • Nina W says:

      Sorry I don’t see “looks great”. Her mouth is either hanging open like she can’t breathe properly or closed and looking like a duck bill. Not a good look in my book. It’s a terrible shame because she was once incredibly beautiful and now just looks like any other tweaked freak in So Cal.

  53. Caroline says:

    I hope she lost most of the weight naturally…but with her body type, who knows?
    In any case, there is no shame in getting a tummy tuck, breast lift? etc. after giving birth..admitting it would have made her more relatable IMO.
    Anyhow, that omber-isque hair is so overly bleached and terrible.

  54. kitty-bye says:

    What is going on with one of her eyes?

  55. CarrieM says:

    I’ve never cared much for Kimmode, but will admit that she used to look kind of pretty and exotic. Now she has a horse face. Her eyes are completely dead. I don’t think she can smile, all the botox has frozen her face. Her hair color makes her look older and cheap. Reminds me of some cheap hooker you would see hanging around one of those motels that rent rooms by the hour. She is such a vapid, self-absorbed cow. Her video with Kanye looked like a SNL skit. And if you noticed when she was kissing Kanye, there was no passion whatsoever in the kiss. Her trying to act sexy in the video was hilarious. It looked more like she was just looking at herself in a mirror and trying to decide what pose she was going to use for her next selfie.

    • Hakura says:

      @CarrieM – I agree with ALL of your post, especially Re: looking like she was looking in a mirror trying to decide how to pose for a selfie, throughout the entire video.

      I don’t think she can move most of her face, either. = Even trying to so the ‘selfie face’ was stunted & odd looking. She really was very beautiful, but always struck me as ‘meek’ in personality, raised by PMK intentionally this way, she doesnt ever feel happy with herself, or trust her own judgment on *anything* (which shows in her moving from one husband go the next, can seem to stand being alone, even just with herself. Always needs to be ‘taken care of’, to make all the decisions. I don’t think she ever had any *real* confidence, she had to be TOLD she was pretty, had a nice body, ect. (but unfortunately, this worked both ways, meaning any negative opinions, she took to heart & became obsessed with fixing). But after the weight gain during pregnancy, that lack of self esteem was just more visible outwardly than it was before.

      It’s really very sad. I just hope, whatever their ‘relationship’, that Kanye is treating her right.

  56. BlackRose says:

    Her eyes say it ALL. She needs to find a worthy cause in life(other than botox and feeding her own narcissism) and dedicate herself to it. Her looks are going to fade eventually and she’ll be nothing but and desperate old stunt queen like her mom.

  57. Rianon says:

    I used to love Kim Kardashian for her looks..personality and game whoring not so much. She looks completely different now. You can totally see she got a nose job and fillers in 2008 and I guess she had another one done? Why the fuck is the space between her upper lip and nose so big now? Plus I don’t know why she thinks it’s so far fetched for us to believe she had “fat burning ultrasounds” and laser treatment. She has gotten Botox on her show and had an episode where she got some cellulite procedure on her ass and legs…bitch please. You have a boob job, lipo, fillers and a nose job.