“Mads Mikkelsen has had 48 creepy/sexy years on this earth” links


Happy birthday, Mads Mikkelsen. He’s 48. I would not hit it. [Dlisted]
Here’s the Kanye West-Zappos story you guys wanted. [A Socialite Life]
Gwyneth Paltrow films with Johnny Depp, Ewan McGregor. [LaineyGossip]
Zach Braff photobombs some newlyweds. [Pajiba]
Is the Danish royal family trolling us with this “family portrait”? [Go Fug Yourself]
Victoria Beckham is donating her heels to the Red Cross. [Buzzfeed]
Laura Cremaschi (who?) has a great body. [Moe Jackson]
I forgot that Melissa Joan Hart has so many kids. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Was Gretchen Rossi fired from RHOOC? [Reality Tea]
Is Simon Cowell going to propose to Lauren Silverman? [Wonderwall]
Jessica Chastain will get naked, but not for Playboy. [ICYDK]
Sad & strange story about a Taylor Swift fan. [CDAN]
Yes! More STEM toys for girls. [Bitten & Bound]
Brandi Glanville says she’ll be dealing with Eddie’s damage forever. [Amy Grindhouse]
Aaron Carter filed for bankruptcy because of course. [IDLY]



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  1. stellalovejoydiver says:

    Damn at the tan.

    I love, love Hannibal.

  2. Cali says:

    Love this guy! His bone structure reminds me so much of my dad!

  3. Eleonor says:

    That man can work the hell out of a suit.
    And Mads YEEEESSSSS …and please talk me in russian….aaaaah le sigh.

  4. redsoxgirl says:

    are you insane?! Watch A Royal Affair (danish film of his), and you will GET IT. God I would hit that man like a flippin’ sledge hammer. And it would be dirty, and I’d probably be ashamed afterwards, but god almighty he’d make you feel sexy as all get out for doing it, and then the shame would disappear.

    • Eleonor says:

      He really makes you think dirrrty things doesn’t he?

    • LMB says:

      I saw that movie a couple of weeks ago and I completely agree with you!

    • dj says:

      Mads is on my “short” list. He really does make you think of dirty sex doesn’t he? OMG? Yum!

    • Lisa says:

      Yes, that is exactly what I was going to say: watch A Royal Affair and your mind will change and you will think he is super super sexy. I love Mads!

      He was also great in After The Wedding. What a story that was!

      • bella bella says:

        Such a good movie!! Was he in the original Brothers also? After seeing that some years back, I went on a Mads rampage, watching everything he’s been in. LOVE HIM.

      • Lisa says:

        bella bella: I haven’t seen either version of Brothers, but I looked them up on IMDb, and it doesn’t look like Mads was in either one. The first time I saw him was in Casino Royale, and then Netflix kept recommending After The Wedding to me. I finally watched it and realized how good of an actor Mads is. At first, I couldn’t even believe it was the same guy who had played Le Chiffre; he looked so different.

    • kitty-bye says:

      😀 Perfectly said! Oh Yes!

  5. ANDREA1 says:

    Hahahaha at this point I can say Kanye west is a Big joke!!! 🙂

  6. steph says:

    kaiser, you really need to watch A Royal Affair. We need more Mads Mikkelsen and Hugh Dancy in this site!

  7. Virgilia Coriolanus says:

    Kaiser, what’s wrong with you! My God, I’d hit it all day long if I could. That FACE. My God.

    I also love the fact that he has this haughty, high European snooty sophistication thing going, but then his smile is the goofiest thing you’ll ever see.

    And God–Simon will kick Lauren to the curb in the six or so months after she gives birth. Or maybe he won’t even announce anything at all, but just make sure they’re photographed together, with the baby every once in a while–while he still vacations with his harem. If I was Sinitta I’d be demanding SOMETHING from that douchewad (wasn’t she the one who was engaged to him, was pregnant and had an abortion because he didn’t want kids?)

    • littlestar says:

      In the first picture he’s a little too sunburned looking, but still a very interesting looking man all around.

      Have you watched Hannibal? INCREDIBLE show and I’ve been recommending it to everyone and anyone who will listen to me. Cannot wait for the second season to start up next year :). It’s incredibly disturbing but I’m still obsessed with it regardless.

      • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

        I LOVE Hannibal! I can’t wait until it comes back on. I wonder if they’re going to follow the books or not–either way it’ll be interesting. I was really sad when he killed Abigail. But I just love his character–that in the end, he’s concerned with himself, no one else.

        How was the honeymoon???

      • littlestar says:

        Apparently season 4 (yes they have planned that far in advance!) is going to be based on the book Red Dragon. Although those of us who are familiar with the books will realize that Will Graham did not have a relationship with Hannibal prior to the start of Red Dragon. And there is a few things in season one that were taken from Red Dragon, so they are kinda changing things around to flow with their interpretation of the story. Also, they don’t have the rights to the Clarice Starling character and they are working on getting them because they want her in future seasons. How cool would that be?! They’ve already taken the character of Will Graham so far in only one season that I can only imagine what they will do (hopefully) with Clarice. Yes, I said I was obsessed haha :D.

        The honeymoon was fantastic, thank you!!! Both sad and happy to be back to real life now.

        P.S. I was sad when he killed Abigail too. I felt like he was at his most “human” when he was with her, because it was like he saw himself in her, almost as if she was his serial killer daughter of sorts.

      • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

        It’ll be tough finding someone who could match up to Jodie Foster and Julianne Moore–I loved them both. But it’d be cool if they went the opposite way with Clarice (I know she’s a “rube” as Hannibal would say, and that she’s from a small town), but it would be neat if they picked an asian or black actress to play as her. But, then again, the fact that she IS an attractive white woman is part of the issues that she has with the FBI—and that pervert who tried to sleep with her, but when she refused he basically ruined her career, his name was Paul something….I can’t remember.

        And I read a LOT of fanfiction—you wouldn’t believe how many “murder family” stories there are–with Hannibal and Will as the parents, and Abigail their adopted daughter. I swear–I read so many (gay) Hannibal/Will fanfictions that I have a little trouble separating the fanfiction from the show!

  8. tifzlan says:

    What the hell is that Danish royal portrait….

  9. BaronessOrczy says:

    He’s gorgeous. Thanks for the pics!

  10. Nev says:

    I might hit it though.

  11. Jane says:

    I love his unconventional handsomeness. His bone structure is out of this world!

  12. Ajla R says:

    LOVE LOVE LOVE Mads! I grew up in Denmark and I have seen a lot of his movies, and they are all great. My favorite is “Adam’s Apples”.. you should seriously watch it. He’s definitely one of the most talented Danish actors.

  13. madchen says:

    If he and Viggo ever appear on film together, the earth may slip its axis.

    • Isaphoebe says:

      This +1,000.

      My heart just skipped a beat at the thought.

      • LadySlippers says:

        Mads and Hunky Dude on a Horse (my per name for Viggo)?!? Together?!?!

        Shut the front door! And let me get in that line NOW!

        Kaiser, you do need to see Mads in motion. He’s kinda like Benedict in that regard….

        *fans face*

      • LadySlippers says:

        Should read pet name not per.

        Sorry! Lol

      • Eve says:

        @ LadySlippers:

        So…we both like (and by “like” I mean having the dirtiest sex possible with) some of the same men: Benedict Cumberbatch, Viggo Mortensen and now, to my surprise, I come here to find you ogling *MY* Mads Mikkelsen.

        It’s nooooot that I’m threatening you or anything. I just want you to know you’re being watched.


  14. Sharra55 says:

    Good gravy! He is beautiful.

  15. Louise says:

    If you haven’t seen it yet, you need to check out the ad for those toys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFpe3Up9T_g

    (with apologies if we’re not meant to post links)

    • dj says:

      Thank you so much for the video. I have never seen that. It is adorable and if I had a little girl I would be all over that! Genius!

  16. Kyle Randall says:

    Those three photos of Mads are basically Marry, F*ck, Kill.

    I’d kill him in the first photo, F*ck him in the second and marry him in the last (but probably divorce him shortly after, because of the smoking)

  17. vic says:

    Thank you!

  18. Lara Morgana says:

    Photos are not at all flattering. However, seeing him in a movie you just can’t help but think really dirty thoughts. Yep, I’d hit it.

  19. Fue McCormick says:

    Mmmm, mmmm, good! Mads Mikkelsen … yummy 😀

  20. Timber says:

    He’s handsome and can act. He also has a brother Lars who is an actor too.

  21. BlackRose says:

    Ugh, scorpio men are the sexiest! I bet he’s WAY intense in bed.

  22. Eve says:

    Today is Mark Ruffalo’s birthday, too. Adorable, huggy, dorky, sexy Ruffalo…


    • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

      It may be weird of me–but I didn’t start to love Ruffalo until I saw him in “Avengers”–those curls! Funnily enough, right after I saw ”Avengers”, I watched “Into The Cut” (Jane Campion film–LOVE HER!!!)–so that definitely changed my perception of him.

  23. Girl Down says:

    He is so hot in an unconventional way. I’d hit it so hard. BAM!

  24. Barbara says:


  25. kitty-bye says:

    Forgive the double post but we need more photos!! 😀

  26. Tania says:

    I would hit that all night long! More Mads!!!

  27. Sam H x says:

    Another Hannibal fan here ladies! Finished watching season 1 a short while back. Love the show, can’t believe we have to wait til April next year for it. Hugh’s character grew on me, felt so sorry for him when he got framed and ended up hating Hannibal. I suppose you could say Abigail bought out Hannibal’s vulnerable side. Do you guys think Dr Du Maurier knows about his penchant for eating people?

    I love Mads Mikkelsen, a very unconventionally handsome and sexy man. He is an incredibly talented actor too. Hey People Magazine MM is what you call sexiest man alive not Adam ‘douchie’ Levine.

  28. lambchops says:

    This man is sooo handsome. Would rather see him on this site any day over the Hiddleston, Cumberbatch obsession. Do…not…get….it.

  29. wiffie says:

    I studied art history, and when I saw the painting,I reminded myself at one point, all the famous portraits we know of today were once modern, fresh, and a style never really seen, if not at least what was trendy at the time. So when we see portraits (Kate’s, this family) it’s weird because we compare to the classic works we’ve seen before. It’s modern, but it definitely has the dark look of baroque and some romantic work- highlights from light, but pretty dark. I kind of like it.

  30. eliza says:

    This dude is hot as hell and a fantastic actor. Hit. Hit. Hit!

  31. moon says:

    Would totally hit it! Somehow always thought he was 55 though.

  32. Miss B. says:

    damn son

  33. gloaming says:

    I’m a Madsturbator. I have been for quite a while now.

    It feels good to get that off my chest.

  34. homegrrrral says:

    I grew up in a ski town and have fond memories of Nordic people in general. Yes I’d hit it. Love this type

  35. Moi says:

    You must watch “A Royal Affair”. There’s something about him. It’s undeniable.

  36. beryla.1Cha says:

    fgmn jnfcj n

  37. P.J. says:

    Is anyone else chomping at the bit for “Hannibal” to come back?? (Word on the street last time I checked a few months ago is that it will return sometime in February 😁)

    I just got season 1 on DVD and I freaked! It’s filled with never aired bonus episodes, a lot of un-aired scenes, and some too dark for network tv stuff-eek. Also, because I was always switching back and forth between it and another show-I can’t remember which at this point-on the night it aired, I missed a lot of subtle nuances and info that make all the difference 🙂

  38. P.J. says:

    P.S. I don’t think of him AT ALL in terms of “hitting it” (I just have too much respect for him as a professional and actor), but the Viggo Mortensen is SO strong in that grey t-shirt pic that’s it’s kind of messing with my mind so…I’m not so sure.

  39. MegG says:

    Argh I have missed Hannibal on here because it is always on so late and wasnt promoted much. I had to look at the trailer online because there was no promos here.