Kanye West’s New Year’s resolution: he won’t ‘talk s–t’ for ‘like, six months’


Just a few Yeezington/Kardashian stories because they’re two of the few celebrities doing anything noteworthy this holiday season. First of all, I think Kim and her family are in Aspen now. They left LA on Friday. I do not know if Yeezus is with them, but I suspect/believe that Kanye probably has a high-paying gig on New Year’s Eve. Almost every big musical act gets an obscene amount of money to do NYE, and I can’t think of a reason why Kanye wouldn’t do that too. Here are some other stories percolating:

*Kanye performed in Toronto on Monday, and he did another autotuned rant, but this autotuned rant was a self-aware “meta” moment against his autotuned rants. Kanye told the Toronto crowd: “Everything I’m saying that’s not allowed, soak it in right now. This might be the last time y’all hear me talk s - - t for a long time. Might be another, like, six months . . . This is the last time you’ll ever hear me say anything negative about anyone. Because you only get the energy that you put out into the world.” HAHAHAHA. Yeah. I have ten bucks on another autotuned rant and/or crazy live interview rant going down by midnight on NYE.

*Kim Kardashian is obsessed with Beyonce. I would argue that Kanye is pretty obsessed with Beyonce too, but Life & Style claims that Kim “googles Beyonce multiple times a day” and “Kim wants to see how many more hits Beyoncé gets than she does. She wants herself and Kanye to be an even bigger power couple than Beyoncé and Jay Z!” Gurl, you will never be as important as Beyonce. STOP.

*Kim posted this photo (below) on her Instagram with the message “Like father like daughter.” It’s a mini version of Kanye’s black Lambo. Did Kanye get the mini-Lambo for North, or did Kim get it? Let’s be clear: North can’t even WALK yet.




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  1. T.Fanty says:

    When you said that he won’t talk sh*t, I thought you meant bullish*t. Which, I think, would just require him not talking.

    • Liv says:

      And everyone already knows that he won’t make it.

      • gefeylich says:

        Exactly. His head will explode first. This guy is compulsive and feeds on attention, positive or negative.

        If for some reason he DOES keep his pie-hole shut for a certain amount of time [doubtful], expect a Charles Saatchi-like detonation in a public place, preferably including Kartrashian and possibly others in her hideous family, with lots of cell phone images/video to follow in social media.

        ::pops popcorn, waits patiently::

  2. Aussie girl says:

    I wont talk shit for a long time, like 6 mths…! Baaaaha!!! 6 mths isn’t a long time. And like T.fanty said that would require total silence.

    • We Are All Made of Stars says:

      Hey, man, maybe he’ll use this period of his life as a time to engage in depthful and meditative contemplation, at which point he will reemerge in the world with a newfound and deep-seated understanding of how he harms himself and those around him with his ego rants. I mean, weirder things have been known to happen.

    • Secret Squirrel says:

      I have two points to make:
      1. Kanye has now admitted he KNOWS he talks shit but still doesn’t get that people are laughing at him, not with him and;
      2. Six months in Kayne’s world is probably more like six days to the rest of us. I say if he hasn’t stuck his foot in his mouth by end of January, I’ll eat my hat! The Grammy’s after party could be a great source of rants if he doesn’t win (and my New Year’s wish is that he doesn’t!).
      *snickers a little evil laugh*

      Their over-indulgence with gifts for North is disappointing but not surprising. That child will have no idea how to live modestly when she has so much at her fingertips and two parents dumb as bricks confusing material gifts as signs of love.

  3. Jane says:

    This is impossible. The man breathes negativity. He is not content unless he b****es out someone or has a hysterical rant on stage or elsewhere.

    • We Are All Made of Stars says:

      I truly hope he isn’t mentally ill. That would be so sad for him and his family, particularly the baby if it’s a hereditary condition.

      • Jane says:

        I am not a doctor, so diagnosing him with some mental disorder is out of the question. However, anyone can tell that he just doesn’t know how to behave himself and is beyond being a narcissist/egomaniac. I seriously feel sorry for their baby.

  4. BeckyR says:

    Maybe he is getting those chipmunk jaws wired, otherwise everything he says is ridiculous, illiterate crap.

    • EscapedConvent says:

      Well, that’s freaky, because the first thing that popped into my head was “They’ll have to wire his jaws shut.”

      Also, I have often marvelled at his chipmunk-y cheeks. Also also, in 6 months’ time when he starts talking again, I hope he repeats my favorite Yeezus quote: “Books just be wordy & sh*t. I am a proud non-reader of books.”

      • Nina W says:

        Reminds me of my SIL, “I’m not like you, I don’t read.” Seriously, like it’s a character flaw on my part or something she just can’t quite comprehend. I’m not insisting anyone read anything but you’re missing out on a whole lot if you don’t read anything, ever.

    • T.C. says:

      LOL. That’s the only way for Kanye to shut up. Mouth surgery with his mouth wired shut. NGL, I like his egomaniac rants. It’s like watching a horror show.

      • Jane says:

        The crazy thing is Kanye already had that done years ago. He was involved in a car crash in 2002 and his jaw was broken, thus it was wired shut. He recorded anyway. A wired shut jaw simply will not stop him.

  5. Kiddo says:

    Everything I’m saying that’s not allowed, soak it in right now….

    If he wasn’t allowed to say it, how was he saying it? Whah.

    • lisa2 says:

      that was funny.

      but he did say… Maybe.. so things could change.

      I never understand why parents spend that much money on babies. Babies that don’t even know what is happening around them in that kind of concrete way. My niece told be about her friend that got a bonus at work and it was around $2000 dollars. And she has a 13 month old son. Living with her boyfriend that doesn’t really work. When she got the money her first response was she was going to spoil the baby. Now grant it she struggles at times. But instead of putting money away she is going to overdo it for Christmas. I don’t get that at all. Babies have no idea about Christmas.

      Kanye and Kim could have used that money in so many more productive ways. North is not going to lack for anything. She will be a fortunate baby/child. But Kim was just at the hospital visiting sick children. How awesome would it have been to make a donation in North’s name to those children and their families. I would have thought that would have been a beautiful thing; but a car she can’t use nor even is really aware about it.

      People can spend their money how they choose, but this is just ugh. and it happens with people with far less money too.

      • Kiddo says:

        These people are nothing if not ostentatious.

      • We Are All Made of Stars says:

        Heheheh. My Mom used to tell me a story about how she didn’t see any reason to buy me anything for my first Xmas since I was born in November and would obviously have no clue what was going on. Her friends made such a stink about it that she finally went out and got a teddy bear just to shut them up. On the upside, I still have the bear, and even better, the story.
        I feel a bit sorry for the kid because it’s really overwhelming when they are bombarded with material things from such a young age. The parents who do that are treating their kid like an object for their own pleasure and teaching the kid the wrong lessons about what’s important.

      • idk says:

        @ We Are All Made of Stars

        Haha that is funny. I actually heard a story on the radio the other day where they were talking about how kids now a days have too many toys, to the point where kids forget what toys they already have. Their solution was to take a toy from the child’s room that the child “forgot” about or hasn’t played with for a while, re-wrap it and give it as a Christmas gift to their own child AGAIN. The child opens the gift and is happy ! Mind you, this will only work on a child under the age of 2.

      • Peppa says:

        I wonder if they actually bought the little car, or if it was gifted to them just like the designer baby clothes?

      • swack says:

        @idk, my pediatrician told me to do that for their first Christmas because they wouldn’t remember.

      • Florc says:

        They spend the money on themselves. It’s not for the baby. That’s just a reason. This gets taken way too literal. Like when JLo had her twins and their cribs, high chairs, and bottles were all jewel encrusted. It’s gifts they give to themselves. And you know what? It’s their money. They only have it because people willingly buy their products and buy the papers with their faces on the cover. They exist to spend this kind of money because people want to read about them. *End Rant*

        And Kanye will last 1 week tops! Declaring this is declaring open season on him. Everyone will do their best to make him snap. I hope Kimmel gives it his all.

    • janie says:

      One can only hope that he’s true to his word? It will be a refreshing change from this foul mouthed, egotistical jerk.

    • The Original G says:

      They can spend their money how they like. But, why flaunt it?

      This is what will backfire on them. They’re getting to be operatic in their excesses. It’s going to make a hellava Lifetime TV Movie someday.

  6. Inconceivable! says:

    And Kim said she wanted to live a private life…which lasted 2, maybe 3 minutes. I’m guessing Kanye will do the same.

  7. lucy2 says:

    I wish it was just not talking, period. That whole family, including Kanye, is incredible annoying.

    Ew at the baby Lamborghini. Didn’t she just go to a children’s hospital to “visit” sick kids (translation: get a good photo op)? How do you look at kids truly suffering, and then glorify that kind of gross excess?

  8. swack says:

    Why are they all wearing coats in LA? Can’t be that cold there. Also, the toy car was for them and not North. There are so many great toys out there for 6 month olds. Mine grandchildren enjoyed a floor mat with all types of activities on them. Hope she is enjoying some floor time on her tummy.

    • Side-Eye says:

      It’s cold for us. I know me personally I’m a summer baby, Cali girl–I start bundling up around sixty.

      • Fue McCormick says:

        Everyone knows: People from California never use the phrase “Cali” to describe where we are from. It’s “SoCal”, “NoCal” or simply “California.”
        You have to be a transplant.
        The day they were wearing those coats it was 70 degrees.
        Everything they do is ridiculous and ostentatious. She wore the coat because it is expensive …. ugh … with that hideous, enormous handbag.

      • swack says:

        I’m from the Midwest and right now we consider 50 warm and even go out without coats at 50 in the winter.
        @Fue, if I wore even a jacket when it is 70, I’d be sweating. Thanks for the info!

      • gefeylich says:

        Yeah, no one who was actually born in California calls it “Cali.”

        It’s been in the mid-70s for the last two weeks – total shirtsleeve weather, and NO ONE (except nouveau riche douche posers) wears a coat here now. Normal people are walking around in shorts BECAUSE IT’S FREAKING WARM OUT.

  9. pamspam says:

    Looking at pictures of Kim’s once beautiful but now ridiculous face just makes me cringe.

    • MG says:

      Yes, that first pic is just ridiculous. Does she think that looks good or sexy?!?! Wtf. I’m sooooo sick of these people. My wish for 2014 is less Kardashians!

      • pamspam says:

        Mine too. But I know I’m part of the problem, what with the clicking on their stories and all. Argh!

    • emmie_a says:

      I cringe at every pic I see of her – but I especially cringed at the pics she posted from her Christmas party, only because her and all her friends are morphing into the same.exact.person. It’s part sad, part fascinating how they all look alike – and they’re not even remotely attractive because they look so fake.

  10. Tiffw28 says:

    There is a picture of Kayne getting on the plane with all of them and he’s carrying the carseat, hopefully north is actually in it lol And he is never going to shut it because if he’s quiet he can’t play the constant victim which we all know he loves so much!

  11. bettyrose says:

    Is love making Kanye a little chubby?

    • Secret Squirrel says:

      It’s not love doing that! More like cheese I think as every time he opens his mouth, something cheesy comes out.

    • idk says:

      I’m surprised he’s able to find food that is good enough to put in his mouth…you know it has to be the BEST FOOD OF ALL TIME.

    • Han says:

      He has been chubby for some time. Short and chubby. Also in the top pic he doesn’t even look like kanye, its like PMK retouched his face to look like Ray J.

  12. JJ says:

    I hope that ‘toy’ car is not for North and that people are just playing… with all the starving children in this world, starting with right here in the USA, we can do better things with out money! :-/

    • emmie_a says:

      But it’s not our money – it’s their money and they can waste it however they want. …and hey – Kim gives 10% of her ebay profits to charity!! (eye roll)

      I don’t really care what they do with their money but it’s part obscene, part low-class, part annoying to constantly post pictures of their wealth, but that’s who they are.

  13. daisyfly says:

    I’ll believe it when Lucifer comes up asking for some firewood and gortex.

  14. Dawn says:

    Much like his apology to Taylor Swift he does not mean this. It is just someone in his inside circle has told him it is time to zip it because he is losing big time money and fans every time he opens his mouth to spout his ugliness. I can’t believe a word he says any more than I can believe a word that comes from a KrapTrashian’s mouth and the Jenner girls aren’t much better. They are all a bunch of liars and will sell their souls for what truly matters to this bunch and that is just fame and money and more money. West is truly a despicable race baiter and narcissistic jerk and his rants have finally proven that he cares more about sitting down at the table with the 1% then he cares about the 99%.

    • Chrissy says:

      Very well said, Dawn!!!

    • gg says:

      This exactly. He was never trolling. He doesn’t have enough self awareness or intelligence to even make a decent attempt at trolling. Nothing but flat-out stupid. As he continues to demonstrate.

      Kanye shuddup and go donate a lot of money to somebody who needs it and maybe somebody will actually respect you.

  15. JudyK says:

    Suck those cheekbones in, Kim…it’s always about you posing. Repulsive is too kind of a word to describe you and Kreepy Kanye.

    Why are there no pics of North with the two of you. She’s the only “pretty” thing about either one of you.

  16. umyeah says:

    She is seriously so obnoxious with her pictures. Look at me! Look at the stuff we can buy with all our money. Look at all the stuff that I have that you don’t. We are sooooooimportant. Kimye=Ewwwwwww.

  17. nicegirl says:

    That would be like a lifetime for me.

  18. Tracy says:

    That nose of hers is so freaking hilarious!!

  19. Mimz says:

    Im sorry, i’m just going to put it out there… What if Kween Kanye has a MASSIVE crush on Beyonce, but knowing he will *NEVER* touch her, he’s making Kim in Bey’s image?

    C’mon, baby north, the blond hair, even maybe the extra plastic surgery on Kimmy makes her look way more Beyonce-ish u know? And if she really loves kanye maybe she wants to make his wishes come true, hence all the googling and the cyber stalking – since Beyonce has no time to hang with the trashians…i. Dont know. People try to make themselves to someone elses image to please their lovers all the time, i dont see how Kimmy would be any different…


    Oh i have nothing to say about the bulshit he just said, no one believes that. And about the baby car, whatever, they have more money than any of us, and like most people who have babies and a lot of money – or even not so much – they’re overspending it with nonsense.

    And please stop asking people to donate all their money to charity instead of buying useless crap for themselves. They (at least kanye) work for that money so why not spend it as they please? Its not like they are dropping poison in the rivers and killing people…

    • Tiffany says:

      Actuality Mins I think that it stems more from his infatuation with Jay Z. The difference is Jay has spent a looong time reworking his image and not spewing really stupid things out in public. There was a time were Ye was there and a producer and then an artist then he started opening his trap, incoherently. Jay is at the top of the musical food chain and Yeezus wants that. I think he is with Kim because she is so easy to manipulate. Throw some gaudy, expensive things at her and she will do whatever he wants. Yeezus is going to have a hard fall and no one to blame.

      • emmie_a says:

        I agree. I think Kanye is infatuated w/Jay Z so he goes out of his way to mimic his life and his lifestyle.

      • Mimz says:

        Yes Tiffany, i also agree although i still think he’s morphing Kim into Bey, but its obvious he worships Jay. But we must remember that Jay had the opportunity to change his persona in a day and age where people like us were not scrutinizing his every move, internet and paparazzi were nowhere near the level it is nowadays. And also, he kept quiet. So i just think Kanye needs to STFU for good and not for 6 months. This year was exhausting with the whole kimye circus…

      • Han says:

        Jay is just more intelligent. Kanye has actually said that when Damon Dash and Jay split, he had a choice and even though he was closer to Dash he went with Jay because he wanted to learn from Jay. He specifically said Jay knows how to work any room, even coming from the ghetto he can work a room of executives. The irony is that kanye is middle class and comes from an educated family and yet he needs too learn from someone who grew up as far as you can from the boardrooms and academia. Jay is very smart and has consistently developed himself as a human being and artist. Kanye is a very talented producer (as opposed to rapper, wish he would shut up and just produce for other people). But as a human being he is lacking.

    • Sugar says:

      I agree there is definately a morphing of Kim taking place & it isnt into Duchess Kate.

      • Sansa says:

        Google images of beyonce then google images of kim it appears kim is morphing B. but Beyonce has magic look in her eyes vs KK. No cosmetic surgery yet to make your eyes laugh.

      • gefeylich says:

        It certainly isn’t into Beyonce, either. Beyonce has talent and she has respect from the industry and from the public. She’s courted by the press and by the fashion world, and she EARNED HER OWN MONEY through her own hard work. She’s truly naturally beautiful and appears to actually love her kid. She has nothing to prove to anyone because she is an accomplished artist.

        The pathetic Kartrashian could never get within a thousand miles of Beyonce on any level (or Victoria Beckham for that matter, another of her obvious “models”). She couldn’t get within a million miles of the Duchess of Cambridge. For her to even suggest it (as she has, in the press and in her current look) is both laughable and ludicrous, and proves she and her partner are completely delusional.

    • Chrissy says:

      Kim loves Kanye’s???? HaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!

    • gg says:

      If they did donate some actual chunk to charity it would show they had some redeeming characteristic and upright backbone. But if all they do is spend their ill-gotten gains just to show off and pretend they’re better than others, continuously pretentiously taking photos of every flagrant waste, I have zero respect for anybody that wealthy that doesn’t give back. Life is about giving to others, simply that.

      This is why their excess is an insult to the public and why people are saying they should stop wasting and start giving back. They are wasting air otherwise and adding to the idiom that gross consumerism is the “best” way to be. Sorry but this disgusts me.

      Not to mention, this may be all a moot point because their tax man is going to insist upon it, come tax time.

  20. idk says:

    He won’t go six months without a rant…the rants are what keep his name in the news. I wonder perhaps PMK had a talk with him about how he’s “ruining the Kardashian brand” lol?

    To be honest, it sounds like Russell Simmons or Jay-Z spoke to him about how “you only have good energy come to you when you put out good energy” type of babble. I guess what the media and blogs say really does bother him, or else he would keep ranting wouldn’t he?

  21. lady mary. says:

    oh no! i hope this is not true ,who’s gonna make me laugh for the next 6 months with his logorrhea

  22. Léah says:

    Shall we start with the bets?

  23. twoblues says:

    Six months? Only a roll of duct tape could provide those results.

  24. idk says:

    What is North going to do with that small car? By the time she’s old enough to actually ride the car, her daddy will be on to his 11th lambo/ferrari or whatever. Gifts should be age appropriate IMO. That toy car will be on Ebay in a few months…

  25. Learned One says:

    The only way his not talking would be useful is if we could get both of them (Kimye) out of the news cycle, but he’s only 50% of the problem…I mean equation.

  26. idk says:

    That picture…Scott and Kris…twinsies !

  27. Jayna says:

    He won’t make it, because when the Grammy awards show happens, he will go all postal again over how he has been deprived.

    I always thought Kim had the most beautiful hair and so thick. People would say she wore extension pieces or weaves in it and I didn’t believe it. But now that Kanye has remade her again and had her go blonde like Beyonce, he apparently also had her stop wearing the pieces in her hair. Her hair is much thinner than previous years on the show.

    • idk says:

      She has admitted to wearing hair extensions in the past. She also said Kanye wanted her hair to look more “natural” so she got rid of the extensions right after she started dating him. It is weird that he wanted her to look more “natural” but also wants her to be blonde (which doesn’t look natural on her at all).

      • Chrissy says:

        Did going “natural” also mean more plastic surgery? She needs to keep her stories straight. Also, if he thought she was so perfect, why change her so much?

      • Jayna says:

        The blonde doesn’t look that good on her save a few times compared to her dark. He also got her to get rid of those awful double length false eyelashes she used to wear all the time.. I knew he must have had something to do with that and was thankful. What, is she like his little Stepford wife now? LOL

  28. MsDaisy says:

    Gurl, you will never be as important as Beyonce. STOP. Loooooool so true! Kim is so delusional and desperate omg

  29. Gorgonia says:

    If this was true, it would be pure bliss … But I’m afraid the only way to escape Kanye’s s..t, it’s to become blind and deaf …

  30. the original bellaluna says:

    I call bullshit. I give him 6 hours, tops.

  31. Mingy says:

    i think he’s saying this because it’s the end of his tour, he’ll probably be touring again in six months, and auto-tune ranting at ppl who pay good money to hear his music and performance, not bitching (i really hate that and i’m glad i didn’t get tickets).

  32. skuddles says:

    Imma gonna stop you right there Kanye. You’re full of sh-t. Completely and totally. You can’t stop yammering any more than your whore girlfriend can’t stop being vapid and plastic. You will blather your big stupid face off every chance you get because you are so desperate for attention. The only real mystery is how on earth you ever got to be famous in the first place.

  33. dorothy says:

    His rants aren’t negative, they come from a nut that has some obvious mental issues.

  34. Az says:

    Kim Kardashian and Kanye’s annoying couples nickname should be Fetch.

  35. msw says:

    Ugh. What kind of spoiled idiot thinks its ok to post pictures of all the expensive crap they buy for each other? They really do live on another planet. It’s so rude.

    Then again, they obviously think a super tacky gift for their infant is worth bragging about.

  36. Maureen says:

    The items given to North that Kim keeps posting pictures of are actually quite ugly and tacky — just like the West-Kardashian family itself. It’s like these designers and wealthy people picked out the ugliest things they could find, or crap that no one with real taste would ever want, and that’s what they sent to Kim for North. It’s like when someone gives you Palmer chocolates for Easter instead of Godiva because they wanted to spend the least amount of money possible on you. It’s sad for the kid because she’s already growing up around New Money Trash and will not have any understanding of what real art or fashion looks like.

  37. Bennu says:

    How about he just not talk at all? THAT would be FANTASTIC!!

  38. Stef Leppard says:

    He looks like Ray J in that pic.

  39. kitty-bye says:

    Out of the press for 6 years no photos etc.

  40. Moec1 says:

    My 13month old got so many toys for Christmas ( grandparents, aunts, and cousins bought it all for her! My hubby and I got her a few things) that I took some and put them up for a few months!
    She is currently sitting on the floor, surrounded by toys, and is playing with an empty baby wipe container!! It’s ridiculous to go crazy for babies during Christmas! They would rather play with the boxes stuff came in!!

  41. PixieWitch says:

    I didn’t realize resolutions could be temporary. Im going to quit smoking for six months! That makes it so much easier! Thanks Kanye!

  42. GirlyGirl says:

    He won’t last 6 hours.

  43. Fazz says:

    I love how he’s making the promise, not for a year, but for six months. He’s truthful to himself at least, and understands that sooner or later he will have to open his mouth, and as soon as he does that, well a shit brick with fall out.