Jennifer Lopez being sued by a man who sent ‘her’ dong photos for years

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Here are some new photos of Jennifer Lopez at the 2014 TCA Winter Press Tour FOX All-Star Party in Pasadena. Jenny never changes, does she? I mean, on one side, she looks great. Her body is insane and she looks ageless. On the other side… her look is pretty tired. I get tired of all of the tight latex (for day appearances) and beaded, slitty gowns (for evening appearances). But it’s her look and she’s not going to change it. It’s like complaining about the other Jennifer, Aniston, and her tried-and-true look.

Meanwhile, have you heard this absolutely crazy story about a man (an idiot) suing J.Lo? It would be funny if it wasn’t so sad. No, wait. It’s still kind of funny because it’s obvious this dude still thinks he was communicating with Jennifer Lopez the whole time:

Jennifer Lopez has been dragged into what looks like the craziest catfish debacle of all time — a man just sued the singer, claiming she duped him into sending her naked photos in the mail … but it appears a rando 53-year-old woman is secretly behind everything.

Rodrigo Ruiz filed the $10,000 suit against Lopez in L.A., claiming she sent him a letter in 2008 after he submitted a demo tape to someone he believed was in Lopez’ camp. Ruiz claims Lopez demanded he reply with naked photos … as well as more demo CDs.

He claims the letters led him to believe he had a chance at a music career — and even a romantic relationship with Lopez, but she never followed through and he eventually gave up hope. Ruiz says he was so depressed he sought out professional help.

Ruiz sent us a few of the 3-line letters he received from “Lopez” and they’re obviously bogus … the first reads, “I just wanted to let you know that I do remember you and that I am interested in you. I have plans on leaving my husband. But I can’t say much right now so that’s it for now. Send me pictures of you both with clothes and without clothes.”

Here’s the second — “This is Jennifer Lopez writing to you again and just to let you know that I got your packages, music, and demos. And just to let you know you need to send me pictures of you with and without clothes.”

The third is the best — “This is Jennifer Lopez and as you can tell its been a while since I last wrote and as you can see I have a new boyfriend which means your in for the long haul and you have to put up with the fact that I am f**king him and sucking his d**k.”

In addition to the lawsuit, Ruiz filed a police report claiming sexual harassment. Ruiz still believes Lopez sent these letters to him, but records show the P.O. box he replied to is owned by a 53-year-old L.A. woman.

We called her to ask about the lawsuit and everything else, and she nervously concocted a lame explanation about operating a Jennifer Lopez fan mail exchange … and hung up on us.

A rep for J.Lo tells TMZ, “this is a small claims matter that appears to be a desperate attempt for notoriety. Ms Lopez has never seen or met the plaintiff, nor has she ever communicated with him. We believe this matter should be summarily dismissed.”

Catfishing someone via snail mail. Never thought we’d see the day.

[From TMZ]

J.Lo’s rep says, “Ms Lopez has never seen or met the plaintiff, nor has she ever communicated with him. She surely doesn’t look through his Polaroids and show them to all of her friends and give them out as greeting cards. She certainly doesn’t know about the mole on the base of his… I mean, Ms. Lopez does not know this man.” And it really seems like there was just a random woman who was like, “Hey, I’m Jennifer Lopez, sent me your dong photos!” I’m going to start telling people I’m Angelina Jolie and they need to send me their dong photos. And flowers. I want people to send me orchids and dong Polaroids.

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  1. Nev says:

    gorgeous woman.

    • Ice Maiden says:

      I agree. You could say her style is boring, and I’m not a huge fan of it myself, but it works for her. She kind of reminds me of Liz Hurley – she knows what suits her, and she’s sticking to it. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!

    • Andrew1 says:

      And she OWNS what she wears, no matter how ridiculous it seems to look. As a side note, anyone actually excited about American idol now that Nicki and Mariah are gone? Like I think this year’s panel is great…I LOVE Harry connick Jr and the guy can sing and has real musical talent 🙂

    • doofus says:

      she is, and she’s been looking better lately.

      except for that lip color (terrible) and her open-mouth pose. I HATE that.

      I really think she looks so much better with a casual style than she does all glammed-up.

    • Enny says:

      OK, Kardashians, THIS is how you do an ass.

  2. Not says:

    Really? Only in the USA!

  3. Dani says:

    Honestly for a woman 40+ her body is insane. However, I do wish she changed her look. Jen Ann is at least ‘conservative’ (meaning no latex or sparkly see through gowns) so it’s okay but all you ever see with JLO is T&A.

  4. Elisabeth says:

    am I an evil person because I think this story is just hilarious?

  5. Snarkweek says:

    If cat fishing is dong I don’t wanna be right. The judge will immediately realize that Jennifer did not write those letters. They are too well written for her,

  6. Lucy says:

    HER SKIN! Amazing,

  7. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

  8. tessy says:

    Did some lawyer actually take that “case” on? If so, he must be as kookoo as the dong guy. Too funny.

  9. Livan says:

    This is just crazy! And hilarious! Best post of the day!

  10. Snowpea says:

    This story is solid. gold.

  11. CC says:

    The mere fact that it was written communication clearly shows JLo had nothing to do with it. Even if it were her style to want to see the goods, no sane person would provide written evidence. Think of it as “casting couch”. There are no written contracts on that “audition process”.