Paris Hilton arrived early to the Grammys with Mack Maine and Birdman, explaining that she’s on Birdman’s label and they’re finishing her record. As much as I want to write Paris Hilton off as a talentless hack trading on her name, she’s having the last laugh. She’s one of the highest paid DJs in the world and she’ll probably make millions off her latest throwaway overproduced pop drivel.
Paris was in this white Haus of Milani dress which featured a gauzy cutaway back and sides with stripes, curlicue designs and a tailfeather-like thing to cover her ass. Paris was just about the only celebrity that Ross and Kelly dared mock on camera on E! last night, although of course they were mild. They usually claim to like everyone’s terrible fashion when they’re on live, but Ross called this an ice skater dress. Look at all that hair piled on top of Paris’ head. Some of it might be hers.
Here’s Iggy Azalea doing white so much classier, in Elie Saab. I wish Iggy would stop slicking her hair back, but I really do like this gown on her. It’s a little edgy but feminine and pretty.
Songwriter/singer Skylar Grey was in flesh-colored leather Michael Costello. Like Iggy, she could have benefitted from better styling. Her dress had tiny holes in it along with cutouts along the stomach and back. The matchy earrings, too-long blonde extensions and peach makeup just looked a little cheap. Not as cheap as Paris though.
And here’s presenter Sarah Hyland in black and white Emilio Pucci. This is the best we’ve seen her look this awards season, I think. I love her youthful but bold makeup, her slightly messy updo and that cute colorblock dress with the shoulder ties and strappy heels. She’s looks incredible.
I think I found the worst-dressed of the Grammys. This is someone named Nadeea Volianova. Wiki says she’s a Russian singer, and she’s supposed to be 27! Maybe this was a case of mistaken identity, though. She was in high lace up booties paired with a green mullet dress barely covering her implants and adorned with sequins. She topped it all off with teased hair and gaudy mismatched jewelry. Classy.
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My Fair Lady goes bawdy.
Miss Texas circa 1983.
and orangey, wow she is an oompa loopa. why do people do this to themselves???
What the Z-list wore to the Grammy’s.
Hahaha!
Sarah Hyland looks totally adorable. The rest are a mess.
Paris Hilton avant garde?? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Trashy and tacky, always.
Man, I’m beyond cranky today.
I must be, too, because I completely agree with you.
Glad it’s not just me. 🙂
I try not to say anything negative about how people look, but today I don’t care.
I LOVED skylar’s dress It was young badass and occasion appropriate too!
Michael Costello, in my opinion, should never be called a “designer”. He turns out the ugliest, cheapest dresses I have ever seen. He makes Marchesa look good.
All I can see when I look at that dress is a giant band-aid..
THATS IT!!! A giant bandaid!!!
What a terrible dress!!
Yeah, I was like, “oh, so that’s what it would look like if you made a dress out of latex band-aids. Interesting.” *gag*
But I knew Sarah Hyland could knock it out of the park. She looks adorable.
Paris Hilton???
SEEK COVER!!!
Sara looks the best out of everyone imo. That Russian singer is a mess.
I´m with you!!
Come on, is it really a question of whether or not Paris is trashy? Sarah’s dress is very cute, love it.
Why is Paris still trying? It’s just sad. And Skylar Grey doesn’t look as cheap as Paris? Um… I have to disagree and say they are tied.
Paris overdoes that ‘chest out’ pose. She looks like she’s going to tip over backwards
#defleppardrules
It annoys me that Kelly gets to make fun of anyone’s choices considering how bad I think hers are, but it could just be that I dislike her.
Sarah is the only cute one, although I wouldn’t mind Skyler’s dress in another color. I’m kinda curious to see her chest tattoo.
Kelly has been wearing her hair a horrendous shade of gray/purple for the past year. The woman has absolutely no taste whatsoever. You are not alone in finding her immensely annoying.
All things considered, Paris looks decent here. She’s a gross person, but she’s fairly well-covered. I approve of that.
I agree. Shoot me but I think this is the best Paris has looked in a while. I like her hair, and she still has the body for that dress.
Dynasty on ice.
As long as Nicole Richie is still getting pap’d and magazine covers–Paris will keep trying to be relevant. Please tone down the orange.
The Russian looks like a failing 45 year old prossie.
She looks like an oompa-loompa dressed as an ice-cream cone.
Iggy…Iggy…Iggy… -shakes head- that girl could do so much better with the way designers are all up in her junk. Why she bothered with the bleh makeup when her typical street style is more fun/interesting and suiting to her I don’t know.
I just want Skylar Grey’s dress to be a color…like a bright blue or green even a red…then it would look less like she fancied up one of the full body condoms from Naked Gun.
Hyland always looks like a bobble head but its age appropriate.
Thanks to Paris for showing me there’s worse things in the world than Marchesa.
And there you have it: the russian lady is the definition of a train wreck. She reminds me of Courtney Love.
Sigh. So much fug. I love Sarah’s dress…I’ love one of my own. 🙂 Skylar’s dress might have looked better in a different color… As it is, it looks like she’s wearing a giant latex glove with cutouts. I’m tempted to pinch her, see if it is as stretchy as it looks.
Her dress looks like a huge bandaid
Paris Hilton – Slutty Bride
Sara Hyland – cute
Skylar Gray – like the design for the Grammys but in another color. This washes her out.
The Russian – D@mn. (That’s all I got.)
I really like Skylar Grey’s make-up. She’s very pretty and I appreciate her not wearing ridiculously big false eyelashes.
Why is Paris Hilton at the Grammys?
the second pix of Sarah Hyland makes her look like a young Sarah Brightman
I don’t know who Skylar Gray is but she is gorgeous. Love seeing a beautiful tattooed woman. I agree with whomever said her dress looks like a bandaid though.
When is the ‘ice skater dress’ going to go away already? It was fine when it was just J.Lo wearing them, but now they seem to have caught on and people I like are wearing them. I’ve never seen a dress in that style that didn’t look like a homemade gown made out of ice skaters costumes.
Has anyone seen the movie The Bling Ring? Paris used to leave her keys under her mat what an idiot!
Paris’ dress reminds me an ice sskater’s outfit.
I think Paris looks like the highest paid hooker on the prairie. Srsly what’s up with that neckline? Fug.