Kim Kardashian finally gave up the blonde. Although I never really considered it a blonde color though – it was more of that tawny caramel color that so popular these days, which is somewhere in between blonde and brunette. Kim “went blonde” last year, just a few months after she gave birth to baby North West. It was widely believed that Kim dramatically changed her hair after Kanye told her to, after he began styling her the Kanye West Way, like she’s his Barbie doll. It’s also believed in many quarters that Kim wanted to look more like Beyonce too, and Beyonce does a lot of tawny blonde weaves.
Anyway, Kim went back to her dark brunette look a few days ago and she posted some selfies on Instagram, because that’s her lifeblood. She also stepped out in California yesterday with Khloe, so the paparazzi also got some new shots of her hair. I tip my hat to you, Kim! You make it very easy on us gossip bloggers. So… I guess I’m happy about her hair? I hated the blonde look initially, but she had it for so many months, I think I got used to it. Now I have to reacclimate myself to the brunette. It’s going to take a while. I do think she looks prettier with darker hair though – I’ve always thought that.
Can I say something about her outfit in the pap photos? Dear Kim: stop with the midriff-bearing shirts. They are fug and dated and you can’t pull them off. You look ridiculous. Also, you are not a size 4 so just stop.
PS… There’s also a rumor that Kim changed her hair color because she’s finally going to appear in Vogue. I’m serious, that’s the rumor. Jezebel’s source claims Kim was doing a photoshoot this weekend. Maybe it’s for an international edition though.
Photos courtesy of Instagram, WENN.
She went blond to distract from all those surgeries. She knew it doesn’t suit her and thought people are stupid not to notice her disappearing nose!
HOW EMBARRASSING!
it was all because of a year of kanye bullying and nagging the editor to do so?
HOW SAD! She will be known as the person who got the Vogue cover forcefully!
I don’t think she’ll ever be on the cover of Vogue until Anna Wuntour is alive.
Why would she? She didn’t do anything to be on Vogue. Being on a reality show and having a baby with the friend of the Editor in chief doesn’t make you eligible for the cover. I bet Anna Wintour has many friends with wives and kids. So why Kim? I honestly don’t see a reason from Anna’s point of view. I honestly think Victoria Beckham is closer to be on Vogue than Kim, she did build her own successful fashion business after all. And it’s going very well.
There was a similar comment about ivanka trump, only she went brown. I don’t know if she had any surgery though.
Whenever I see KK – more recently I mean – I am shocked at how plastic and lifeless she looks in the face. I am not an expert in botox, fillers etc, but I’d say that there is kind of no way back after this amount of interventions.
And I saw this pic of khloe, it looks like she also got fat injections in her tush – I never paid much attention before.
Either that or ass implants. She had an ass before but now it’s diaper ass status.
@Frenzy, you took the words out of my mouth. The blonde was a ploy to try to distract us from her ever-changing face. She thinks everyone is as dumb as she is.
Vogue is for amateurs. They should put her on the cover of bible, koran or something like that. She is virgin mary of our time or something like that.
You win the internet.
Vodka and Dr. Pepper: it’s all over my keyboard because of how funny you are.
Another surgery hopefully unoticed with this brown hair… Another surgery… again! O.O
Again, two tight, midriff’s are so over and very wrinkly outfit. It’s just another day of KK horrible fashion choices. As far as the hair, get over it, your so over and you aren’t vogue material.
Wow, that outfit is hideous. Wow.
All I can say is that poor skirt! Did they have to add more fabric….its stretched within an inch of its life!
She posted that picture saying ‘I’m back’.
Bitch please.. you and your ass never left.
We all wish you did..but getting your hair dyed doesn’t make you a different person. Unluckily.
She says “Im back” as LOOK AT ME I AM PRETTY AGAIN AND NOT PLASTIC!
WRONG WRONG WRONG! She looks 1000x times worse.. the old kim is gone and never coming back
This is all she has to offer. I can imagine her saying “Ok I’m going back to black hair and just watch how the media will go crazy. No one will be talking about the superbowl on Monday, instead they’ll all be talking about my hair..I am THAT important !”.
Of course she has to do her usual pap strolls so they can get pics of her hair. She has to stay in the media somehow.
Gotdamnit nooooooooo!!!!!! Please Vogue, please. Just no. No. No.
Khloe looks amazing.
All I can think of is the amount of red lines Kim must have on her torso when she takes off all those too-tight skirts at the end of the day.
AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Khloe wears v-neck tees! NORMAL!
Wearing spanx-type undergarments while pregnant comes to mind, too.
Khloe looks hot! She looks great in those jeans!
Khloe does look amazing! It must really burn Kim up to now be the less attractive of the three and for Khloe to actually be the MOST attractive now. I’ll never forget the episode several years back when Kim called Khloe ugly or a troll or something like that. Revenge is sweet, ain’t it, Khloe?!
OMG Victoria Beckham will be pissed. I have to say this i hoe it goes through, someone needs to pull Khloe aside and tell her about always having a huge camel toe,why wont these women wear the clothes that fit them?
They had an episode devoted to her camel toe issue, and she claims she can’t help it. I’d certainly be wearing looser/better clothing if I knew I had this problem and that everyone else saw it, too.
I know right? VB will sh-t a brick if KK gets a cover.
And that’s the rub, isn’t it? What in the world would induce Wintour to put Kardashian on a Vogue cover? She has no talent, no class, immediately makes all her clothes look cheap and tacky, has never done anything unless it was completely self-serving (including having a kid), is totally plastic now and has always been as dull as dishwater. This makes her a more suitable cover girl than Victoria Beckham (a fashion icon, a successful designer, a mother who actually seems to love her children, etc.)?
If Kardashian appears on the cover of Vogue, the magazine will immediately plummet in status to the level of Cosmo, People, Us and the National Enquirer. I doubt that Wintour wants that, but I could be wrong.
@Frenzy, you’re right about the disappearing nose. I’m so tired of this dimwit and her too tight, ill fitting clothes. Ugh.
in all seriousness…wth happened to her face?!? even from the side her profile looks horrible. I’m sorry to say this but now I find her ugly. I’ve never found her ugly before. I’ve found her tiresome and useless but never ugly. I’m kinda sad. I used to be so jealous of her beauty….but that seems so long ago…
Too many surgeries. I always thought she was vapid and useless but beautiful. She has ruined her beauty and is now plastic.
Her face looks more lifeless than a wax museum piece. Stepford Wives anyone? Creepy. She’s frozen in time.
My first thought was that she is ugly. She kind of reminds me of the disturbing Superbowl commercial with the Doberman and Chiuaua or whatever mix of dogs that ugly thing was supposed to be. And it’s a shame because her natural looks were pretty.
her side profile reminds me of the way michael jackson used to look from the side. not a good look.
I noticed her profile too. It’s still a very decent profile, but it has changed and not for the better. I think it’s her chin, it’s not quite balanced with her nose.
Okay if she goes Vogue, then why not me?
LOL yeah seems they are giving them to everyone now, should we try?
ABSOLUTELY!!!! Bet we are better looking!
I don’t get it… WEAR SOMETHING COMFORTABLE AND NORMAL!
This outfit is too tight, unflattering and looks HORRIBLE.
Is the midriff-bearing shirt on purpose, or is it because she’s trying to cram into a size that is too small? Also, that skirt is all kinds of wrong and is extremely unflattering.
Jezebel will pay $10000 for unretouched photos?
The hair looks better, but that outfit. Lord.
Vogue’s a joke anyway, so it wouldn’t surprise me if those rumors are true.
Yes, her hair looks better. And yes, Vogue is a joke – but so is Kim. So maybe it’s a perfect match.
HOW did she leave the house thinking that outfit looked good on her? DId her butt get bigger? It looks a lot bigger.
I hate myself for this one…. but I was wondering the same thing.
Yet, I wonder too… if she finally went in for maintenance work on that ass.
When she was photograph back early in her pregnancy. In that completely see through gray skirt…. her ass was all lumpy and uneven. Like a cellulite lumpy ass, of a 55 year old. Who has never done any kind of exercise.
Now it looks as if…. it was smoothed out. So either she had more injections done to it… to fill in those lumpy holes. Or she is wearing a epic piece of Spanx. Or just a good old fashion girdle.
What is going on with the midriff-bearing? Yikes. Once you’re past your teens, it’s time to stop that.
Vogue cover – still HAHAHA! on that. But I guess we’ll see.
seriously look at old photos of her compared to now. she is a different person. it will shock you.
The clothes are bad, they always are. It’s her eyes that concern me. Lifeless, dull, and sad.
Good god, it looks as if her “tailor” had to buy two of those skirts just to add that huge back panel to hers.
Kim always looks so sloppy.
Kim Kardashian is old news. There has to be someone better out there who has equally as talentless as Kimmode. I hope their god awful show continues to tank even though E! is doing its best to keep it going I don’t think it is working. I am so tired of this worn out trick that I am going to take a month off. This will be my last post about her for the rest of the month no matter what stupid trick she and Kanye pull next. They are both such horrid people and yet so right for each other that I hope they fade away together! Oh and if she gets the cover of Vogue well it may as well drop its price because it will become as horrible a mag as Kneepads.
Her face looks less jacked up with the dark hair but still a mess none the less.
The outfit she’s wearing is atrocious. Also, she looks like she gained a ton of weight over night. (Or maybe she never lost it in the first place?)
Think this can be taken as proof that she photoshops her instagram pictures.
Darker hair and freshly injected lips. I like the darker hair at least, even though it looks dry now.
That first pic of her is truly scary. She looks like a Kabuki-mask version of herself. If you have access to so much money and presumably good doctors, WHY do you get such awful plastic surgery?
Her original face was so pretty. It’s really a shame what she’s done to it.
She looks better as a brunette, but the clothes are just awful.
Much better darker.
Everyone knows that Vogue has being downhill for at least a decade since aw decided to turn it into a glossier version of Us weekly; if lardassian gets a Vogue cover then so should Miss Piggy – she’s better looking and has more talent. Grace Mirabella, Diana Vreeland, etc. must be rolling in their graves noting what has happened to fashion.
Too true. If Kardashian shows up on the cover, Vogue will officially become Cosmo’s twin.
And, ugh. You’re right – Vreeland will probably spin to Australia if this happens.
Why does she insist on squishing her most problematic areas under three layers of spandex in tube skirts and crop tops is beyond me. She could dress to accentuate her body with all the money she has, and not look utterly ridiculous, uncomfortable and larger than she actually is all the time. But hey – I guess the problem is in her way of thinking, she thinks she has the perfect body with all the surgeries and can wear whatever she wants.
Here’s the newsflash KIm – you don’t, so please dress to flatter your figure in the right places and learn to cover the other areas. Sincerely, people forced to look at you on a daily basis.
Why is it that when one clicks on the pic of Kim and Khloe Kim looks 50 pounds thinner than in the other photos?
So sick of this nobody known for nothing except being peed on and her plastic face and body.
She looks dated. She hasn’t changed with the times at all. Time to put away “bimbo Kimmie” and go get a life. How can someone remain so vacant and useless for so long?
Why doesnt this moron ever carry a handbag?
It seems she just roams the streets teetering on ugly heels – with arms swinging to balance her donkey ass.
Get a stylist STAT!
Midriff-baring tops are back for SS 2014.
But….not like this. See “Must-haves” in link below:
http://www.stylesight.com/en/press-release/stylesight-recaps-leading-trends-for-spring-summer-2014
Great, Kim is still going to say she inspired it because she’s such a fashion icon.
I wish they’d cancel it to not give Kim any type of feeling that she influenced it.
I can’t tell of it’s ruching or a very I’ll-fitted skirt. I’m going with the latter.
She looks awful in that skirt. Just AWFUL.
Her saying she is a size 4 is laughable. I saw some photos on another site comparing her side-by-side in 2006 to how she looks now. For one, her face looked completely different then (so yeah, obvious plastic surgery) and secondly, she looked to actually BE a size 4 back then. She was tiny then. And she is at least twice the size now as she was then, which was quite apparent as the photos were a side-by-side comparison.
She is full of lies.
Proof – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2549823/Bikini-clad-Kim-Kardashian-unrecognisable-shows-cleavage-flashback-snap.html
The chin! It was totally shaved flat!
I may sounds harsh but her body is dysformic to me. She is too petite to carry those extreme unatural looking bootylicious curves.
It was better when she had her natural booty, like there were some linear and curvaveous harmony for her frame, making her look more fragile and feminine….Now it’s just like her body parts don’t belong to each other and makes her look like she had to pull a heavy tail.
that weird close up she looks like a plastic blow up doll, and not in a good way
News flash!!! Vogue isn’t ALL THAT any more!
It’s been said but I have to ask…WTF is she wearing? Does she not own a mirror?
I believe Kanye was trying to turn Kim into somewhat similar version of Beyonce, whose relationship/power coupleness with Jay Z he envies or Amber Rose… Notice how Kim suddenly dressed up in a more minimalistic-avant garde fashion just like Amber did.
Hope this isn’t body shaming, but if that’s her “goal weight” she needs to shift the goal posts.
I also don’t understand why America still celebrates that sociality. She isn’t granted with great beauty, great humour nor great style.
At least Paris Hilton reign as the number one socielity didn’t last long and we could laugh at her tribulations with the Justice when she was sent to jail crying as her followers were praying ‘free Paris’.
This Kardashian 5 minutes of fame seems to drag to no ends with no reason at all.
she really needs to hire a stylist. Like, a good one. She continually proves that money clearly cannot buy taste or class. Her outfits are highlarious and highly unflattering.
ANNA WINTOUR, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME???
Please do NOT give in and have Stuffed Sausage on your cover. We celebrate your Bitchness and would be completely disillusioned if you went soft now.
I agree! Stay strong, Anna!!
Just to be clear on the chronology: Kanye assaults kid while Kim directs him; Kim and Kanye flee to Paris to “plan wedding;” Kanye’s lawyer finally reaches a settlement with kid; police say they are not going to press charges; Kim announces she is back! Two criminals!
My husband just glanced and said “Pretty face but, my god her body is atrocious…”
I would take having Khloe’s body over Kim’s any day. Kim looks like a total freakshow.
I’ve only seen front pictures of this outfit. That side view, though…damn, that’s a horrible outfit. WTF?
Brunette is so much better.
That skirt is completely awful. A woman who is tall and slender can pull it off. On her it looks like two pigs fighting in a small burlap bag. Just, NO.
“Two pigs fighting in a small burlap bag” — HA! possibly the best comment ever. Totally just snorted.
OMG ME TOO! LOVE THE COMMENT!!!!!
Thank god, she was awful with blonde hair.
Dark is better on her … but mother of God what does she look like in that skirt and sweater?! Can’t she afford a full-length mirror?
Funny thing is, is that she used to be a stylist. Lol
Thats’ a whole lotta tonnage she’s hauling behind her. Elephant ass.
What is going on with that outfit?? Who would notice her hair when she’s wearing that outfit… it’s showing her midriff and highlighting her problem areas. I think it makes her look like she has a gut in these pictures. Just not a fan of the midriff outfits in general. I might be the only person who thinks Kim has a weird body.
Those lips are terrifying.
I didn’t want to click on this story because I truly don’t care about her AT ALL. I don’t want her to get page views from me ever. But there is no way in hell she will be on the cover of Vogue, IMO. Unless, Kayne somehow bribed Anna Wintour. I’ve never seen such a shallow, soulless being. It is really sad how empty she is. No life to her at all.
Kim Trashcan: SIT DOWN. I WILL GET A VOGUE COVER before you do.
Go on, SIT. Your ginormous misshapen caboose is killing the rainforest by blocking the sunlight.