I’ve already gotten tired of hearing all of the gossip surrounding Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s wedding plans. Some days they’re fighting, some days Kim is just letting Kanye do what he wants. Some days IgNori will be included, some days she won’t. Some days… ugh, you get the idea. But one part of their wedding plans I do want to hear more about is the dress. Because you know Kanye is going to make Kim wear a complete and utter mess of a wedding gown. And not only that, sources are now telling Us Weekly that Kanye is insisting that they BOTH WEAR CROWNS.
Kim Kardashian finally nailed down the day in May when she will wed Kanye West.
“She’s telling friends, ‘We picked a date!’ says a source close to Kim. Now all the fine details are falling into place too. To top the tiara she wore to her last wedding, Kardashian is upgrading to a crown!
“She and Kanye will be in handcrafted headpieces he commissioned for them,” a source tells Hot Stuff. The jewels are only fitting for the rapper, who “thinks he and Kim are royalty,” says a pal.
And they do have a king-sized budget. “No expense will be spared… it’ll be over the top!”
They’ve asked Stevie Wonder and John Legend to perform and “Kanye told John he was inspired by his wedding. He wants the same romantic feel!”
[From Us Weekly, print edition]
Well, I remember Kim’s second wedding too, which came after Duchess Kate and Prince William’s wedding, and how Kim thought she was “American royalty” too, like her wedding was on par with Kate and Will’s wedding. So something tells me that she won’t have a problem with wearing a crown this time around. A crown will be a bold choice for Kanye too. I seriously can’t wait to see whatever mess they both wear. It will be amazing.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
oh for gods sake!
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What’s the point? They are both a waste of space.
You can say that again…
They need to get over themselves.Why do they think they our royalty?I heard the show got renewed for three more season’s and being paid for over 40 some million dollar’s.What is wrong with people and why are they watching this horrible scripted show?
I think Kris planted the story to TMZ to try and save face for the failing show. They are still in NEGOTIATIONS and no contract has been signed. I think they have 1 year left tops.
Nah – I want them to wear crowns, and long ermine cloaks, and carry scepters and holy hand grenades. They’ll both look like the Cowardly Lion. It will be, as Billy Crudup says over and over again, priceless.
They honestly have no clue that even if you pile on the regalia and yell about it constantly, IT STILL DOESN’T MAKE YOU ROYALTY (which is something we DON’T even have in this country ANYWAY, fools). You can’t appoint yourself king and queen, even of Loudmouthness and Famewhoring.
This.. lol.. this is a joke right? it has to be. there is no other explanation for stupidity of this magnitude. its like they enjoy making fools of themselves
Do either one even have a high school education?
BwahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhHajhHajJjahhahahahahah OMFG I really have tears streaming down my face at this possibility!!! Yes Gawd! make it happen! (Ya’ll remember the Beckhams’ tacky ass nuptials with his and her thrones?!? OMFG
Hahahahaha!!! Cr…..cr……crowns……..hahahahahaha!!! I can’t wait!
Correction: Krowns….
If they actually do it, I will drop to my knees and thank the heavens. PURE. COMEDY. GOLD.
Ha! I was about to say something similar!
Was there any doubt about Crowns? Maybe Lorde could serenade with her “Never be Royal”? ( Sorry if the names wrong ) Lol 🙂
Please let this be the hot mess it promises to be. They both pretty much prove the axiom that money does not buy class.
Pass the peanuts.
No, avoid any small snacks such as peanuts, popcorn, skittles etc. The global chortling that this real-life laugh-a-thon will cause puts us all in danger of choking.
I hope they are gold and look like the one the creepy Burger King guy wears.
LOOOOL.
gogoGorilla your comment is too beautiful.
Damnit I was hoping for matching tiaras..
You know what they say, you can dress a pig up but at the end of the day it’s still a pig.
Newsflash: if you’ve got to buy your own crown, YOU’RE NOT ROYALTY.
I can’t wait. I just can’t wait. And I really can’t wait to see what hideous dress Kanye will put Kim in. I seriously hope this is televised. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Oh please say no, posh and posh underwear did NOT have his and her thrones…oh thank you for that image…puhleeeeeze…oh I’m human again, it’s rained ridiculous, thank you thank you
What else would they wear, really? I can hardly wait. 😉
@QQ thank you so much for reminding me of the Beckham Thrones lololol oh God, yes!!
HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA.
I really can’t wait to see the dress. It is sure to be a hideous mess!
Hopefully in faux leopard print with thigh high boots (natch).
Oh please let this be true. It’s hilarious just thinking about it. I mean, you can’t make this stuff up. This is going to be tacky on an epic scale, taking tacky where tacky has never gone before!
What is wrong with me? This is making me happy. I need to go reevaluate my life.
Goodnames, you always know how to crack me up! I love everything you just posted- – “…taking tacky where tacky has never gone before” – and that last part: I feel exactly the same about my life after finding myself so entertained at the thought of this tacky excess. Omggg.
Do you think we should be worried? Or just enjoy it? LOL
“This is going to be tacky on an epic scale, taking tacky where tacky has never gone before! ”
Eh. The people in “My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding” may disagree with you. I want to see K&K outdo THAT. Fingers crossed!
OMG, I’ve seen one episode – with the most umemorable dresses – and this was epic! Maybe Kanye is a secret fan of this show 😉
Shouldn’t her stylist tell her whenever you can see the spanx underneath clothes? I can clearly see it just abover her left knee in the first picture.
I don’t even want to know what she looks like without spanx or bras. If Kanye is the biggest architect of our century he really needs to step up his game because he’s not doing a great job trying to lift her breasts or contain that ass.
It’s not only one man’s game.. he might also need an engineer for that.
Not to mentions crane or two!
She has a stylist??????
I can’t………omg
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!……*catches breath* ……HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!……..wiping away tears…….still can’t breath….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These two are the biggest fools to ever walk the face of the earth!!!!
Crowns! I mean, C.R.O.W.N.S!! Aaaaaaaahahahahahaha!!!
Seriously, I have to go lie down.
I’m not going to lie I totally read that as “clowns” which makes no sense but it shows you what associations you make.
Actually, clowns fits right in!
Katy, your post has me laughing hysterically. And, GoodNames, I also need to lie down. OMG…this is the best laugh I’ve had in a loooonnngg time.
So is kanye going to wear a dress too? Weddings are all about the bride and her dress. I wonder if they both will try to outshine each other. I hope they air this mess on tv, it will be over the top ridiculous.
lol, this ^^
Well, they wanted a wedding full of unprecedented crap, didn’t they?
Hopefully just a tasteful white leather skirt, I am sure Kim has one that he can borrow.
Kanye will probably be in fur-trimmed robes of royal purple with a matching leather mini skirt.
He reminds me of Gaga desperately searching for the next publicity hit.
Or maybe some nice white leather wedding jogging pants.
wearing crowns mmmm does this mean their both queens?
Her Majesty’s corgis will show their disapproval by p**ing on their hideous wedding attire
I’m with you, girl, I can’t wait to see this glorious, tacky, fontrum-inducing mess!! I won’t be able to contain my disappointment if the wedding dress(es) aren’t at least two sizes two small. Also…please, sweet Jesus, let Kanye get really “creative”. Please also let the crowns go askew/fall off at some point because whatever hairdressers they use (CHAZ DEAN…where are you?!) only know glue-in extensions and don’t know how many bobby pins to use. There is just so much potential here, you guys 🙂
I think you might be on to something there, Bgirl81. She wears clothes two sizes too small, and he wears clothes two sizes too big….
On another note… Do these two not know or care that they have become objects of comedy and ridicule? Maybe we should all chip in and buy them a dictionary as a wedding gift. I’ll also supply the sticky notes and highlighter to mark in advance suggested words to get them going: class, dignity, decorum, honour, humility, respect and any other words anyone would like to suggest.
I’d chip in for that haha! 🙂 The only downside here is I’m not sure Kim knows how to read anything that’s not a twitter post, a price tag or a Vivid contract.
First reaction: yeah… that sounds about right.
I misread the title of this posting at first to be “are both going to wear CROWS for their wedding” and I had to click on it . . . I was thinking some Carrie Bradshaw bird type sh-t
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
omg dont give kanye any ideas lol lol
MUAHAHAHA!
I hope they do.
But, of course, they are. They are royalty…didn’t you know…well, sure you did. They remind us constantly of their self-imposed and self-knighted royalty.
This is perfect…gold crowns to match their gold toilets, and, actually, that says it all.
So maybe they can take their gold crowns, and sit on their gold bathroom thrones. It would be perfect since they are both so full of crap anyway.
Touche!
***Krowns.
Hysterical! What “over-the- top” losers.
Why NOT? After all, they are the king and queen of self absorbed tackiness!
As much as I can’t stand these two I can’t wait to see their gawdy bordello themed wedding.
If this is true, I CANNOT WAIT!! Its going to be amazing. Laughs for days.
In Orthodox chruch both groom and bride wear crowns, but I suppose neither Kim or Kanye are raised orthodox.
Exactly what I wanted to say. In my culture it is normal to wear a crown given you are christened in the Orthodox Church.
Where do the crowns come from Fernanda? Are they property of the church, or handed down through the family? Do they wear the crowns all day, or just during the church ceremony? What are the crowns made of? I hope you don’t mind the questions, I’ve never heard of this custom.
My husband is Norwegian and from my understanding the bride “traditionally” wears a crown. I put that in parenthesis because not many people really do that anymore unless it’s a full blown traditional wedding which few people have anymore. The crowns vary, my MIL said her mother’s was a bronze like material, very heavy, but it was something handed down. I entertained the idea (I mean, a legit reason to wear a crown? I could get with that maybe) but it’s weird… Being American I love the idea of incorporating cultural traditions (because even though I’m Irish I have no ties to the actual Irish culture) but when husband and MIL were “meh” about it I realized it was more just novelty for me. Opted for a Norwegian wedding cake instead (which are AMAZING)
Normal for Orthodox, true – but Kim and Kanye are HARDLY orthodox. They just want to be ostentatious.
Indeed they do, Fernanda!
All Orthodox Christians wear crowns on their wedding day. It is an important part of the ceremony. Each church has a pair, and every couple who gets married there is “crowned” with the church’s set (the Eastern/Central European ones are usually metal and satin). Although, I think the Greeks usually buy some fake white garland things which they then keep–an actual garland made of real leaves would be much prettier.
I had the same thought. In Sweden, brides sometimes wear a small “wedding crown” as well (these things are generally tiny, not at all like what you would see at a coronation). Usually these crowns belong to the church the couple is marrying in. But let’s be honest with ourselves: Kim and Kanye want to wear crowns because they are raging egomaniacs.
They are not orthodox and presumably have no knowledge of the traditions of other cultures. This is strictly about self-aggrandizement and a mis-guided sense of entitlement and importance.
Ah, but, what about the Church of Kris? Doesn’t Kim belong to a non-profit, tax-exempt religion of which her mom is an ordained minister?
And so, perhaps, crowns. Of course. Crowns for everyone. Because, you know, crowns.
In my culture, the groom and the bride are both called “raja sehari” which literally means “king for a day” (obviously because they’re treated like royalty by their friends and family for that particular day). No crowns are involved tho
How I wish someone would come along and burst their little bubble of delusion that they live in. I mean are they serious? Who or what ever made them feel that they are some form of ‘royalty’? SMH.
OMG, I’m getting flashbacks of Celine Dion’s first wedding…..anyone remember that headpiece???
Yes! Was just going to bring that up. Celine was the queen of faux royal tackiness. You can’t hate on Ze best singer in ze world! the way you can Kim, though.
I love him.
Ahhh….crowns as yellow as early morning urine….nothing is too good for Kim and Kanye.
If they get married in a Russian/Greek Orthodox Church, they have a legitimate reason to wear crowns, because that’s a part of the Orthodox wedding ceremony. My family is Russian Greek Orthodox and my parents wore crowns (31 years ago) when they got married in the church. My mom said the crowns were so heavy people had to stand behind them and hold onto the crowns for them.
This. I was reading all the shade on it, but people don’t realize that this is a custom in certain ceremonies. Ye and Kim are likely being tacky about it – but I don’t see her wearing a crown any more tacky than wearing a tiara.
Traditional Norwegian wedding crowns are like that also… Very tall, very heavy, but not worn very much anymore unless someone is having a completely traditional wedding.
That would be plausible but neither one of them is russian or greek orthodox. Besides homegirl would’ve done the crown thing when she married the hump. She honored her armenian side when she wore the bejeweled headpiece (which was pretty) at her last wedding. This time around she’s marrying an educated fool who was raised upper middle class but is trying his best to pass himself off as a hoodrat with eccentric/genius tendencies.
I said this before on another post here, but it’s worth saying agin.
TACKY
TackyTackyTackyTackyTackyTackyTackyTackyTackyTackyTackyTackyTackyTackyTacky.
Just. Plain. Tacky.
That’s her middle name.
That thumbnail creeps me the F out!
A hundred bucks says he ALREADY has a crown!!!! Ba ha ha ha haaaaaa!!!!
Crowns will be perfect for the King of fools and the Queen of tacky!
THIRD wedding for this ho. Weddings are just like birthday parties! Get presents!
Does Ignori get a baby crown? She might steal the show! Put a veil over her face!
WHITE LEATHER JOGGING PANTS. MAKE IT HAPPEN KIMYE. I’M COUNTING ON YOU.
They deserve crowns of turd.
And that top pic..jeez..kanye’s ashy lips and kim’s..everything!
Wow! E Network is footing the wedding bills?? Do you think they have a budget.. NAH!!
Kanyes will be gold moulded into the shape of a crown of thorns because he’s so much more than a genius, he’s the Kanyessiah.
He’ll ride up the aisle on that fake Harley from that atrocious video, pulled by only his most loyal of minions. It’ll be amazing.
Kim will wear something peplumed and cropped. Kris Jenner will clink glasses with Satan on a job well done and Karl and Anna will sit down the back giggling their way through the whole thing while deleting yeezus’ number from their phones.
OMG, I can picture it already! Genius!!!!
A labia wedding dress?
With extra labia because its a classy occasion
What is she wearing in the first. Pic?
I hope Stevie Wonder and John Legend say Nuh-huh! Can you image the flak
they’ll take if they agree? I know my respect for both would take a big
hit!!
I just choked on my tea. Crowns? really? CROWNS?
this is gonna be pure comedy gold.
OF COURSE! It wouldn’t be fitting for just one of them to act a clown with a crown because they are both fools. So, yeah, I guess it’s very fitting AND revealing that they present themselves this way. It’s just so tasteless and self serving. Right up their alley.
Tacky and ridiculous. But, as a few people pointed out, a lot women wear tiaras for their weddings, and those all have cheap crystals. I can only hope Kim shells out the money to get real diamonds. At least that’s SLIGHTLY better, although not much.
That lorde song totally sums up these wannabe royalty seeking hackjobs. No, Kim and kanye, you are not, in any sense of the word, anywhere even close to being a king or queen. They’re more like the court jesters. Idiots.
HAHAHA!!! Two princesses playing dress up!! I hope they go all out (in the name of “creative genius”) and the tv network airs it live. Part of me hopes that Kanye has some sort of meltdown, too.
There isn’t enough spanx in the world.
When I read this I thought, well of course they’re wearing crowns. And definitely not because they are Orthodox, but because they are fools. I feel sure they will also sit on custom thrones like the delusional twits they truly are. Add capes and trains trimmed with LED mini lights, rhinestones and (I predict) tiny mirrors, and it will be a level of tacky that will be talked about for years…but not in a good way. I can’t wait!😄
Love the capes trimmed with LED lights! I was picturing a long red velvet cape trimmed in (fake, please!) ermine and Kanye will carry a jewel encrusted scepter. Also, as they are pronounced man and wife, the ceiling of the church will open, God light will stream in and angels will sing as a hundred white doves are released into the heavens.
I like the way you think!
Don’t forget the sceptres…
They will be laughing all the way to the bank — all on the backs of people who are willing to watch . They know they’re public image is a joke but it keeps the bucks flowin’ My advice: Think twice before viewing. I mean, let’s turn the spotlight on ourselves — why are these people famous AT ALL.
Reminds me of the Beckham’s wedding-didn’t they also wear crowns and sat on thrones?
The crowns will complement the Emperor’s New Clothes quite nicely.
I read somewhere that E! is paying for this mess. I hope they are, and I hope the network goes broke over this and has to sign off the airwaves. I mean the Kartrashians and Chelsea Handler? Who needs them?
Damn! Someone should tell those lame rejects that Orthodox Christian believers ALL marry with crowns on their heads, they are provided by the church! So, they aren’t original even in that! Nevermind the whole delusional and cheap non entities that they are! I for one really don’t need them to prove anything beyond their already proven self absorbed stupidity! They are society’s products, nothing more than frustraded empty shells! Sick of the subject!
Of course Kanye will want to design her dress, being the fashion ubergenius that he is.
People are going to watch this wedding just to see this trainwreck. Kanye is just so OTT and he doesn’t see it which is what makes it so much funnier. I wonder if they will have those throne chairs like Posh had at her wedding. Kim is going to be one hot mess cause Kanye’s taste is so bad of course us peasants have no idea about his genius because we are all so beneath him and his genius ways. LOL I wonder if they will carry septres too oh this is going to be one tacky wedding.
They’ll ride in on a large seashell pulled by eight dolphin and wield tridents.
Please. Make. Them. Go. Away!
Amazing. They’re bound and determined to burn through every cent they have and it would serve them right to end up broke has-beens enslaved by their own egos, ya know?
If it’s televised, then it’s free for them. Not only will they get an entirely free wedding, but they will get PAID to get married. Kim’s done this before remember.
Will E! never learn ? The backlash will be even worse than with wedding #2!
They only care about ratings. Kanye and Kim’s wedding is ratings gold. Even people who HATE them will watch just to get a good laugh. I don’t think they care about the backlash. It’s happened before, and none of them have any shame so they have nothing to lose. Have you heard the remix to “Drunk in love” with Kanye rapping? The stuff he says about Kim is really disgusting, like way too much info. He calls that respect? Ughh.
-_-
Is Kanye actually a comedian & this is all an elaborate joke / art – commentary? – Designed to both amuse us yet provoke thoughtful commentary on the overpaid, narcissistic, egocentric doucebags that are prevalent in our societies?…I think so! HAHAHA….OMG!
“IgNori” lmao
Haha. This IS tru, of course, and hilarious. It almost makes me wanna watch their wedding, for real! But I will NOT! Kanye and Kim don’t care how ridiculous they are as long as people keep tuning in and making them rich.
I liked the Burger King crown.
All I can say is, “OMG – Her face!” It looks like she is wearing a rubber mask.
Whatever this clown orgy turns into, one thing seems certain: Diva Kanye will insist on Kim wearing a nightmarishly unflattering dress that reflects his “vision” and “design brilliance.” It’s ironic that he bleats to anyone who’ll listen about how beautiful she is, and does that to her, again and again. She actually IS a beautiful woman, and when she dresses for her body, she can look stunning. But being Kanye’s mannequin is not doing Kim any favors.
And this surprises who?
These people are two of the most tacky individuals on the planet. Kim so desperately wants to think of herself as the Kate (Middleton) Cambridge of America and it’s so not working. Tacky, tacky, tacky.
I want to know at what point Anna Wintour is going to stop her friendship with Kanye. I just don’t get it.
Kendall will get a vogue cover before Kim will. Kendall’s been seen with Anna recently. All I know is Anna must be a very patient woman to be able to sit through a conversation with Kanye…and a conversation with him is just HIM basically ranting while you listen.
may.cannot.come.soon.enough.
really Celebitchy?? You didn’t post my comment because I asked you stop writing about them?!?
Crowns??? They need to swap them out for dunce caps.
And I wonder if Kanye’s crown will actually be a crown of thorns, since he has to be blasphemous at every turn (I’m not thumping a bible over here, but he is OTT with that shit).
I wonder if they will get married in a Church? That would be a first for Kim. First marriage was in Vegas, second was at an estate in California.
As befit their monstrous egos. Gawd, this woman’s whole FACE has been re-reconstructed: more than one nose job (probably three), cheek implants, philtrum surgery, lip enhancements, more than one eye surgery, chemical peels. Never mind the other shite she’s had done. Liar, liar, pants on fire. Speaks volumes about her character, doesn’t it. Common-as-dirt liar is all she is – with money. This pair makes me sick.
This is going to be awesome.
trying to make these two look good is like trying to shine a turd.
I didn’t watch the last wedding, I just had better things to do. This one…omg I would watch pay per view. I hope they broadcast it live. This wedding will be the most awful-tacky-hilarious event of all time. I can not wait! If they want to make themselves look like fool on this level I have no problem laughing at them. The real tragedy is they have no idea how stupid they seem.
Well now, isn’t this ironic? Thought I heard not a few years ago that kanye and john legend were dl dong bumpers. And now he’s scheduled to sing at the wedding of the two most disgusting people in america. Oh happy day. I bet the trashy couple will wed on memorial day or mother’s day so they can somehow proclaim either holiday as theirs for extra pr. In the past 5 years I’ve watched kim go from a pretty skank to a muppet-looking, joan rivers, plastic-weirdy. What on earth did she do to her face- and we’re not even going to talk about that mangled hide she carries on her back! I’m no. Psychic but marrying could spell very bad things for her. First and foremost he’s crazy! Unattractive men will work tirelessly for wealth because they know that they can’t get their dream girl with their looks. In his case he’s unattractive, short, arrogant and nuts. Second the sins of the father come back on the son (whatever that saying is) and her father helped a man get a way with murder. Karma is coming and the world is watching. Fools like her should never pray for fame.
Wow, honestly people boycott them, they are so full of themselves and they are both out there…first off he is rude and no talent have you heard him sing without the synthetic crap, YIKES, she is self obsessed and so is he, it doesn’t matter how many designers clothes you wear or how you starve yourself you still come off as attention whores with NO CLASS…get married and then go live your lives, preferrably NOT ON TV LOL
For some reason I’m imagining a more tacky reincarnation of Kate Middleton’s wedding dress. Or the mess that was Diana’s wedding dress. What did her wedding dress to Kris Humphries look like? *off to Google*
Her wedding dress for the 2nd wedding was pretty tacky and cheap looking …. and the thing she was wearing on her forehead looked really cheap; both looked like some thing out of JCPenney
( #NoDisrespectToJCPenney).
If I were on my third wedding I’d be pretty embarrassed to use the “til death do us part” crap … but they may not even be using it.
I wish they’d use a horse drawn carriage after the wedding: in my fantasy someone has fed the horses oats and they shit all over the two of them on the way to the reception.)
They actually make me feel sick to my stomach, like actually; not even an exaggeration. This has never happened before, and I usually love people; but these seriously have NO redeeming values.
Do you know what you can weld crowns to? Medieval helmets. For real, it will be royal, they can where the face plates down so the peasants can’t see their faces, and the crowns welded on will keep them straight. Perfect solution and original. Plus the photos will be hilariously stupendous. Pap away at the helmets bitches, we can see you but you can’t see us. Ye will love it, and instead of pants he can wear his beloved leather jogging pants to the affair making Fendi cry.