Hot Guys of the Independent Spirit Awards: who would you rather?


Here are some photos of The Hot Dudes of The Independent Spirit Awards. The Spirits got a good turn-out overall (it’s a good year for independent film and the people who love indies) and some unexpectedly hot dudes came to the show. Like, Keanu Reeves. Keanu looks GREAT. This is the best he’s looked in years. He’s 49 years old (in human years), God knows how many in vampire years. That’s one year younger than Brad Pitt.

I’m also including photos of fan-favorite dong-tasms like Chiwetel Ejiofor (who was newly clean-shaven), Michael Fassbender (he trimmed his ginge), Brad Pitt (I love his new haircut), Garrett Hedlund (he talks like he has a mouth full of marbles), and Jon Hamm (it doesn’t look like he was wearing underwear).

I’m including other photos of: Joseph Gordon Levitt (so handsome in his big-boy suit!), Michael B. Jordan (that suit is questionable but I still like him), Jeremy Renner (hand p0rn!), Michael Sheen (too scruffy, but very talented), Diego Luna (he’s better looking with shorter hair), Jared Leto (we get it dude, you’re Scarfy von Oscar), Matthew McConaughey (a bronze suit with blue sneakers – boy, you cray) and Jason Bateman (speaking of vampires).

So, with the list… who would you rather? I’m making the bold choice of declaring Keanu my #1. He looks that good. I’m not really feeling Chiwetel’s clean-shaven look, so I’m demoting him to like #4 or #5. I think my main back-up men for “Who would I rather?” would be Jeremy Renner and… Fassy? That can’t be right. I need to go back to my dong laboratory on this one. Quickly, to the dongporium!













Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.

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  1. lenje says:

    My #1 in this post is Michael B. Jordan. Beautiful man, beautiful outfit. He has fun without going overboard with it.

    My Keanu and Matthew McConaughey MUST change their shoes.

    • Audrey says:

      I’m with you on Michael B Jordan. Gorgeous man with great style

    • M.A.F. says:

      I agree. I like Michael B. Jordan’s suit. Nice change from what everyone else seems to wear.

    • K says:

      The terrible thing is Keanu’s worn far worse. How can a man that rich and that beautiful have so many pairs of decrepit footwear?

  2. Migdalia says:

    Brad Pitt! Oh my! I was never into 90s Brad Pitt he was too pretty. He’s looking super fine. I actually like MC’s outfit lol…wow. My number 1 is always Fassbender, then Brad Pitt. Chiwetel please get a hair cut now.

  3. Kiddo says:

    Chiwetel still looks **hot and handsome**. Jason Bateman looks incredible. Brad Pitt looks like he is, ahem, ‘refreshed’: anyone else seeing that? I used to crush on Joseph Gordon Levitt, but I’m not feeling it right now. Ick on MM, but that is independent from anything he wears, I always have that response. Jared Leto is killing any of the remaining hot with that pose and outfit.

    • Cecilia says:

      @ kiddo…yes, Brad looks ‘refreshed’ to me as well. Look at the pic with he & Steve McQueen. His smile is definitely affected & all he can make is that derp face.

      The pic of he & McQueen is over on the Jolie post

    • lady mary. says:

      Jared looks like he just got back from Terry’s skankiest basement and as a sign of their brotherhood Jared has tied that checquered shirt of Terry’s around his loins
      ooh Keanu looks scrumptious ,,what should we do to get this man back into playing all those dreamy romantic movies again ?

      • Angel May says:

        Did anybody see the pictures of Terry, Jared and Lupita??

      • lady mary. says:

        no ,where ?

      • Angel May says:

        Google around. Don’t think I’m allowed to name the site they were on. They were taken at IS awards. I really do think there’s some tea with her & Jared.

        Will Lupita be photographed by nasty Terry, or is she too smart?

    • Stef Leppard says:

      Jared looks like a beautiful, sexy Jesus, like “Follow me, all you sex kittens, and I’ll turn your water into wine…” Mmm hmm.

  4. Anneliese says:

    I’m gonna have to go with Keanu. I just wish he’d trim up the beard a bit. It looks so scraggly.

    • Decloo says:

      I have to disagree. I think Keanu looks rough and he’s been one of my special faves ever since “Bill and Ted.” He’s beard is always so patchy. Maybe it looks that way because he has the grey sections. He needs to grow it out or cover the grey. Like most of the men here he needs to wear better clothes, too.

      • Godwina says:

        +1 on him looking perfect as is. I have spent my life mocking his non-acting, but there’s no denying that man’s beauty. I can’t believe he’s almost 50.

  5. Tulip Garden says:

    Bateman and Keanu look amazing😍. I would take either!

  6. LAK says:

    Kaiser, I think we’ll have to have a deathmatch. Winner keeps Keanu. Forever.

  7. Tess says:

    I hate Brad’s hair. He hasn’t done it for me in years.

    • Cecilia says:

      I hate it too. He looks like he plopped a hair-piece on top of his head.

      • Tig says:

        Me three- really dislike this haircut or whatever on Brad P. The rest- flip a coin.

        OT- thought Patton Oswalt did a great job hosting. Bruce Dern was a good sport!

    • jen says:

      Does anyone else find that Brad resembles Robin Thicke these days?

  8. LaurieH says:

    I’ve always liked Keanu Reeves. Crappy actor and I don’t like the scrubby facial hair, but he’s still got something. I really hate Brad Pitt’s glasses and that try-hard, take-me-seriously “artiste” look. Blech. I never liked Jon Hamm – he strikes me as smarmy. Matthew M annoys me; he seems too slick by half. The rest…meh.

    • LadySlippers says:

      He’s not always crappy. Have you seen The Gift? He’s actually very good in it and there are other good performances too. So for me it begs the question — how does one get Keanu to give you a fantastic performance? He can do it so why doesn’t he?

      • Hautie says:

        Loved Keanu in “The Gift”. He needs to do more angry redneck roles. He sold the hell out of that guy.

        ~If anything folks should watch it (The Gift) for Cate Blanchett. It is one of her few roles, that she did not annoy me. And it had a decent murder mystery to solve. That was not obvious who the killer was from the beginning. Even Katie Holmes was good in it. ~

        And I am loving all the fun suits, that McConaughey has worn during this little Oscar campaign. I like that he is fearless. Not too many men have the ability to wear the hell out of shiny colored suits.

      • Lilacflowers says:

        I saw Keanu perform in The Tempest years ago and was quite happy that we drove 3 hours into the Berkshires to see it. He has to really love the material AND it must be well-written.

      • LadySlippers says:

        @Lilac: Is that the deal then? I read a review that his Hamlet was one of THE best Hamlet’s this person had seen which was mind boggling. Keanu was outstanding as *Hamlet*???? Huh, go figure.

        @Hautie: I loved The Gift — the acting all around was excellent. Perhaps Lilac is onto something as Keanu was also very good in Something’s Gotta Give.

        I like that men (read white men) are trying to bring colour back into suits. Black, navy, and dark grey suits are so boring. (I might not like the suit itself but applaud them for taking risks).

      • Maureen says:

        @ LadySlippers

        He was SO GOOD in The Gift!! Unfortunately, I can’t name anything else. He’s really not a very good actor, but he’s so sincere and so hard-working and such a good person. God bless him. He’s got nothing to prove. He’s lasted this long in a very fickle business. I stopped side-eyeing him for his poor acting skills years ago.

      • K says:

        He was really good in Thumbsucker, too. Unfortunately nobody’s ever seen it. (I also think he was good as Neo, but mainly because a blank slate was the role.)

      • Maureen says:

        I saw Thumbsucker! Unfortunately, it didn’t make much of an impact because I can’t remember hardly anything about it. I remember Keanu played a dentist.

  9. Maritza says:

    Joseph Gordon and Michael B. Jordan’s suits were the best. McConaughey and Keanu ruined it with their choice of shoes but they do look handsome.

  10. ItsetsYou says:

    Matthew looks tremendous!

    Just saw Dallas Buyers Club – wow wow wow !!!!

  11. Ivy says:

    I fell in love with Keanu when I was 11. I’m 30 now, I guess I’ll love him till my very last breath. I know, I’m mad (but marry me Keanu) ^.^

    • Sullivan says:

      Yes, Keanu forever. Actually, I like the options we’ve been given. Chiwetel, Brad, Fassy, and the rest are gorgeous.

      My list of those I wouldn’t hit is shorter: Matthew McC, Jared Leto (because of the get-up, no one should try that hard). Michael B. Jordan is handsome, but too young.

      • Ivy says:

        I don’t care for Brad, never have, never will be, but Chiwetel & Fassy: yes and YES! Michael B Jordan is absolutely adorable and talented but I can’t get past the fact that he’s younger than I am.

    • Naddie says:

      It’s been 10 years and I’m still into him.

    • Jessica says:

      I seriously wonder about girls who haven’t loved Keanu AT LEAST since “Point Break” (HELLO HOTNESS). He looks great here, patchy beard and all. My husband worked for a week doing electrical work right in front of his house a couple years back and refused to give me the address. He knows better then anyone I would’ve camped outside and stalked his gorgeous ass 🙂

  12. bettyrose says:

    When the H did Keanu Reeves get hot? I the mean, confident, mature, intelligent kinda hot? I’d be willing to give that a try. I gotta say, though, Jason Bateman just seems like he be so much fun to hang out with. He doesn’t make me weak in the knees or anything, but I’d bet life with him never gets dull.

  13. Becks says:

    Keanu! He has aged like a fine wine. He looks sooo good!
    I would also take Fassy or Bateman.

  14. SonjaMarmeladova says:

    Garrett has to be my #1 Michael B. Jordan #2. Chiwetel looks so much better clean shaven,.

    • SonjaMarmeladova says:

      And Diego Luna! I haven’t seen him. I was 11 when Dirty Dancing II came out and had the biggest crush on him.

  15. Nanea says:

    Keanu, Chiwetel, MBJ

    • LadySlippers says:

      Yep. This sounds about right. I *might* add Fassy to the list but he’s still a ‘maybe.’


    • kay says:

      lol, if i let you keep mbj, can i keep keanu and chiwetel?
      thanks in advance.

  16. yennefer says:

    Uh, Brad? You’re not nineteen anymore. We’re all seeing this clearly… Except for your hairdresser.

    • LadySlippers says:

      In all fairness — his haircut *could* be for a role….

      • Anna Scott says:

        Of course Pitt’s haircut is for a role. He’s starring in a movie called “I’m 50 going on 20” in which he plays 50 year old father of 6 suffering from a overblown ego and bad fashion.

      • LadySlippers says:

        But my point is since he didn’t ‘choose’ the haircut — why rag on him for it? A lot of us have to look silly for our jobs too (with uniforms and such) so how is it any different for an actor or actress?

    • I kinda like the haircut–I like it better than the military cut he had at the SAGs……people are reminded of Robin Thicke because the hair is gelled up/curled… least he’s doing something different with his hair and not just leaving it……

      • Camille (The Original) says:

        Agree. At least he changes up his look and doesn’t wear it the same forever…

  17. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    Chiwetel, Chiwetel, Chiwetel.

  18. T.Fanty says:

    Keanu forever.

    Jeremy Renner looks like a cartoon villainous businesss mogul.

  19. Marty says:

    Always Keanu!!!

    I still can’t believe Jared Leto skipped out on a charity event to have dinner with pervy Uncle Terry. Smh….

    • j.eyre says:

      I am going Keanu 1, Bateman 2 and Jordan 3 – but let it be known that neither Gordon Levitt nor Renner will be turned away if they turn up.

  20. pru says:

    Keanu is at the top of the list, which is going to be long today. He looks amazing.
    Actually, everyone looked good (Jared’s outfit – no!).
    I hate Brad’s hair. Way too young for him.

  21. Kristen says:

    I actually like Chiwetel BETTER clean-shaven, which is weird bc I’m generally always a fan of the scruff! He looks amazing. Also I LOLed at your reference to JGL’s big boy suit. Ha!

  22. Kristen says:

    Also, please tell me you’re planning to write about Jared Leto thanking his “future ex-wife, Lupita!”

  23. MacScore says:

    Keanu looks FANTASTIC. I just love him.
    Brad’s hair is a joke – looks like the winter ski hats with fuzzy bits on top that kids over here wear. Pathetic.
    Going off Fassy more and more… is it the beard?
    Looking forward to Oscar “Who would you rather?” posts!

  24. Jaderu says:

    Keanu, Keanu, Keanu! *swoon*

    “Scarfy von Oscar” hehehe. Leto is hot though.

  25. Allie says:

    Jared Leto looks ridiculous. I can’t wait to see his look at the Oscars.

  26. Louisa says:

    Renner or Chiwetel without a doubt. Fassy to look at is great, but not with that beard and he is a bit too seedy for me. Brad is lovely, but I don’t like the look. Jason is also lovely, but is in the brother zone. The rest do nothing for me I’m afraid.

  27. mimif says:

    Leto is giving Johnny Depp a run for his money in the wtf is up with your steeze department.

  28. mfmaefh says:

    I like Keanu outfit,but brad haircut is very bad

  29. Alyce says:

    I LOVE Michael B Jordan’s suit. He’s wearing the Hell out of it too!

  30. Mouse says:

    Matthew is looking really good here (finally!) I think he put on some weight too. And I will say, it’s Keanu for me

  31. claire says:

    Diego Luna is perfect no matter how short or long his hair is.

  32. Ag-UK says:

    Always loved Keanu he seems like such a nice man. Leto I love he is hot and marches to his own beat. I can’t believe he is still working the shirt around the waist look. MBJ Is cute but a baby.

  33. MG says:

    I can’t believe it but none of these guys are doing it for me. Keanu looks great but just not attracted to the whole package. Leto…God gimme a break. Jason Bateman…too wholesome. Matthew…never been into him but God he’s amazing on True Detective. Fassy seems dumb…so no. Brad Pitt…nah. John Hamm looks so gross to me. I’m PMS’ing so maybe that’s my problem…

  34. umyeah says:

    Keanu and garrett. Yum.

  35. Emil says:

    Where is the Fassbender love? I want him to tickle me with his beard.

    • ByeBye says:

      Differents reasons: his beard, his behaviours, his grilfriend Madalina Ghenea, he looks older and tired these last times,… but the LOVE will come back: he will shave the beard, put some mostuirizing his skin, have another girlfriend and gives some funny interviews 🙂

  36. Kat says:

    Is it wrong that I looked at these photos and thought, “yep, that man’s probably well-endowed…oh and we all know that HE is! That guy probably is too…” and on it went. Come to think of it, that was kinda’ fun 😀

  37. ChrisM says:

    Michael B. Jordan and Garrett Hedlund! Beautiful

  38. allheavens says:

    Keanu, Keanu, Keanu. I have always loved him and will love him until the day I draw my last breath.

    I think his Asian heritage may have something to do with the patchy beard, his father is half Chinese and half Hawaiian and his mother is white.

    • pru says:

      Some men just have a naturally patchy beard. I know, I’m related to a few (and of northern European ancestry!).

      • LadySlippers says:

        Agreed pru. My ex-husband couldn’t grow a full beard if his life depended on it! Lol. And he’s solidly of Northern European descent.

        Just some men can’t grow a full beard — usually baby faced ones.

    • Cupid says:

      I used to be a Keanu expert, eons ago lol..and I believe he has facial scarring from a motor Bike accident on the right side of his face.

  39. TheCountess says:

    Keanu – if we can fix that hiddy facial hair situation – and Jon Hamm, as is.

    The rest of them are not my type.

  40. Hiddles forever says:

    Keanu <3

  41. Nona says:

    Keanu. He’ll always be my number 1 choice. And number 2 and number 3 and number 4 and …

  42. mariaj says:

    Keanu, hands down, IF he showered, that is, i read somewhere that he is not a shower big fan, and that is a BIG NO, in my eyes.If he actually showers, there is no competition, first him, then him, then again him then Michael Fassbender, a bit ,then, if i was younger, JGL.

  43. Madpoe says:

    Keanu Reeves! All day everyday!

  44. Chinadoll13 says:

    Keanu is gorgeous!!

  45. toto says:

    Brad looks awesome(lovely smile) , Keanu needs a bath despite the suit.
    add Fessy to brad and I’am ok.

  46. Elisabeth says:

    matthew…..the shoes mannnnnn the shoes

  47. yolie says:

    I’m going to need a little bit of everyone please with an extra JGL on the side thanks!

  48. LJ says:

    I’ll take Garrett and Jared to go thank you

  49. I can’t ever decide if Jeremy Renner is attractive or not. Sometimes I think he is, and then I see a picture of him trying to be a Fashion Boy (I can’t remember WHERE he was, but he was wearing black slacks, big brown pointed shoes, a white shirt, a silver vest, a chain on his pants, and he was wearing lip gloss and silver eyeliner–wtf?) and that all goes out the window.

    I like Chiwitel better with a beard…..I like his girlfriend’s dress. It looks fun.

    Brad looks really good. I’m sorta digging the hair–I like that he has actually changed it a few times for roles–shaved it all off, grew it out again, dyed it, military cut, long, etc. I like Brad at 50, instead of at 30–he was always WAY too pretty when he was younger–it’s like Leo D, with me. I don’t like pretty boys who are young…..

    And wtf is Jared wearing? He looks terrible–the only person who could pull off skinny jeans and still look hot would be David Bowie, thirty years ago. And possibly Freddie Mercury in the seventies…

  50. joan says:

    MARRY — Bateman

    F — McConaghay

    KILL — Leto

    • Maureen says:

      Same here. This is a great formula, LOL.

      EDIT: Actually, I have to change this. I forgot about Keanu. He’s such a nice man. I would marry Keanu, F Matthew McC, and kill Leto.

  51. ann h says:

    Keanu looks sexy. Don’t like my men too pretty. I’m a fan, but Brad looks waaay to feminine.

  52. Marvin says:

    Chiwetel todavía se ve ** caliente y guapo. ** Jason Bateman ve increíble. Brad Pitt parece que es, ejem, ‘renovado’: que alguien más vea eso? Solía ​​aplastar a Joseph Gordon Levitt, pero no me siento ahora mismo. Ick en MM, pero que es independiente de cualquier cosa que vista, siempre tengo esa respuesta. Jared Leto está matando a cualquiera de los restantes caliente con esa pose y vestimenta.

  53. Meme says:

    Matthew looks hideous and Jared looks utterly ridiculous.

  54. pixie-stix says:

    I usually prefer Keanu clean-shaven but he’s looking so sexy here. Forty-nine? What’s his secret, a portrait in the attic…

    • Shantal says:

      Maybe he’s sucking the life force from Michael Fassbender.

    • Maureen says:

      Lots and lots of facial treatments. He’s been caught numerous times coming from aestheticians’ clinics, red-faced and smooth like he’s just had a peel. Other than that I think he’s natural. He always LOOKS natural anyway. I got nothing bad to say about this man, ever. Nicest guy in H’wood. Stellar reputation.

      • pixie-stix says:

        Ah, that’s his secret – good on him, doing the maintenance. 😉 I’ve heard he’s a very nice person…lovely inside and out.

  55. InvaderTak says:

    Was there a competition for cheesiest smile going on with these guys? Lol Renner especially. They all look pretty good though.

  56. The Original Denise says:

    Keanu, of course. No contest; even in his weird moods and crazy film choices, he always does it for me.

  57. Maureen says:

    Chiwetal’s GF is absolutely stunning. She has one of those wonderful faces that is both lovely and sweet at the same. Nice makeup, gorgeous hairstyle, great dress. Chiwetal looks great, too! He is handsome with a sweet smile.

  58. Zbornak Syndrome says:

    Almost all of em is wearing pancake makeup! Looks odd wif the hi def cameras. Except Keanu of course. His a$$ is fine & can do no wrong

  59. Isadora says:

    I’d do Fassbender all the way to hell and back – you girls can have the rest of all the Hollywood beaus, I don’t care. And I actually like the ginger beard (but I also like him without beard). I guess I have a problem haha..

  60. Ari says:

    Keanu and Fassy ftw

  61. roxy750 says:

    Keanu. ALWAYS pick Keanu

  62. I Choose Me says:

    Fassy, Michael B and JGL then Renner.

  63. Christina says:

    I will take them all, except Hedlund and Renner. They do nothing for me. If I could only have one though, it would have to be Fassy. Even though Keanu is a forever dong……ugh…such a tough decision!

  64. Baskingshark says:

    Is that Diego Luna in the blue suit underneath Jon Hamm? If so, does he age backwards or something?

    Dear Jared Leto; when we are over 10, never mind over 40, we do not stand knock-kneed in skinny jeans. It looks incredibly awkward. Also, please bathe.