Katy Perry didn’t like kissing Miley: ‘God knows where that tongue has been’

Katy Perry

Here are some photos of Katy Perry in Sydney to talk about her upcoming Prismatic world tour. She’ll be performing throughout Australia this fall, and her people want to sell some advance tickets. I (somewhat jokingly) predicted Katy would go “goth” again after she and John Mayer broke up for the third time last week. Sure enough, Katy stepped out looking like a star from The Craft. I feel bad for anyone in the wake of a bad breakup, but Katy is so predictable.

Katy’s ennui didn’t last long. She quickly cleaned up her act (again) in the interest of promotion. Katy stopped by the Sunrise morning show and touched upon many topics. She predicted the weather and discussed her notorious kiss with Miley Cyrus at Miley’s LA concert. This kiss:

Miley Cyrus

Katy admits that she kissed a girl …. and didn’t like it. Let’s do this:

On her “incredible” hair: “It’s vitamins. And Flintstones.”

Does she ever get overwhelmed? “Sure, I’m a human. A little bit. You know, I try to treat everyone with a normal vibe, and I think whatever energy you’re putting out is the same energy you get back. And so if you are kinda open and grounded and normal, I think people, they resonate with that and they treat me the same way.

On Lorde’s early break: “She’s very mature. She’s an old sage of sorts. I think it’s a whole different world growing up with the internet.”

On staying in shape for the tour: “I have to be very focused right now. It’s kinda like I’ve cut out all alcohol, all fatty foods, a lot of dairies. I go home, and I’m mostly gonna have vegetarian with some protein on the side. Some like, grilled chicken. I’m almost 30, guys. My body does not snap back anymore. I can’t just go around eating McDonalds like I used to”

She’s the biggest female in the world? “No, I’m not. Beyonce is. Duh. [Mariah Carey] is fabulous … for a throwback.”

On the Miley liplock: “I went to her show, which is amazing. It’s very colorful. She has this one part where it’s like a kiss cam. I just walked up to her to give her like a friendly girly kiss, you know, as girls do, and then she like tried to move her head and go deeper, and I pulled away. God knows where that tongue has been. We don’t know. That tongue is so infamous!”

[From Yahoo! Sunrise]

I really don’t have any idea what Katy’s talking about with most of this stuff. She’s sweet and hard working but kind of vapid. I don’t blame Katy for questioning where Miley’s tongue has been, but — let’s face it — the men Katy has been with aren’t any less choosy with where they put their own tongues. Russell Brand? John Mayer? They’ve been a lot less selective with their tongue placement than Miley. Enough said.

Here’s a video clip of Katy’s appearance on Sunrise and some pictures of Katy at the airport.

Katy Perry

Photos courtesy of Miley Cyrus on Twitter & WENN

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  1. Dani2 says:

    Wow. Wonder how she actually said this, it’s so hard to tell with print if the person said it jokingly or not, if I were Miley, I’d be a little pissed lol.

  2. paola says:

    I’d worry more about John Meyer’s tongue. God knows where that has been!

    • PunkyMomma says:

      Thank you, Paola. My thought was “pot, meet kettle”. God only knows where Katy’s tongue has been. Eww.

    • Paige says:

      The problem is Miley’s tongue is coated with disgusting white stuff and her oral hygiene is non existent….
      I’ve never seen that on Katy, Russell or John.

      • thebutlerdidit says:

        Gullible, thy name is the internet! :D

        1) Miley didn’t put some random persons undies in her mouth, that I can assure you. Ozzy Osbourne also didn’t bring live bats to the stage nightly. Things aren’t always what they seem.

        2) Miley does NOT have a hygiene issue nor does she have thrush. Whether you realize it or not, depending on what you eat or drink throughout the day, at times everyone’s tongue can have a colored layer, dairy products tend to leave that look, as do some mints and gums.

        3) Katy is a hypocrite. No surprise, she doesn’t keep girl friends any longer than that other Holly Hobbie, Taylor Swift. Looking sweet and innocent and behaving that way, privately- two different things. Especially where Perry is concerned.

    • David99 says:

      ++++1

    • msw says:

      Yeah, but they don’t appear to have thrush!

  3. Lucy2 says:

    Vegetarian with chicken on the side. Eye roll.
    After dating John Mayer, I think you lose the right to complain about where other people have been.

    • Melangie says:

      Exactly. In Katy’s upcoming Guide to Nutrition book, liver & onions is listed in the Vegetarian with Protien on the Side chapter.

      • Wiffie says:

        Ha ha I know, right? Vegetables with meat on the side, not vegetarian with meat on the side.

        Look,I get you can be a seldom or sometimes meat eater, it doesn’t have to be all or nothing. But you can’t call it vegetarian if there’s meat in it! I’ve been lacto-ovo veggie for ten years, and the number of people who tell me about their yummy salad that’s vegetarian with bacon bits, or vegetarian rice dish with chicken broth makes me “huh?!?”

        It’s like saying you’ve been sober ten years, and you enjoy a drink every Saturday.

    • Pandy says:

      Agree with both comments, Lucy2. Vegetarian with meat and a side helping of douche. And Mariah as a throwback – this is the most interesting Katy has been.

    • Beatrice says:

      Chicken–the newest vegetable.

    • Rice says:

      Ha! I also had to re-read the part about being overwhelmed – “I’m a human. A little bit.” Is she a little bit overwhelmed or a little bit human?

      I have nothing against Katy but she seems to give off a Homer Simpson or Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel vibe in interviews.

    • booboolarue says:

      Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    • bluhare says:

      True story. After telling someone I’m vegetarian, she paused and said “But you eat chicken, right?” Must have been related.

      • Anon says:

        @bluhare : people will say that a lot usually they include fish with the chicken, get used to it :-)

      • bluhare says:

        I’m so used to fish I don’t even blink, Anon. I was a bit taken aback by the chicken comment, though!

      • Bobby the K says:

        Had the same thing. Been a vegetarian for years and i remember this woman telling me that ‘oh, you can still eat chicken, yes, you can’ in an insistant way. Like she was trying to tell me something i didn’t realize.

      • Ennie says:

        My exboss used to emphatically call herself a vegetarian because she ate fish and chicken meat only!

      • We Are All Made of Stars says:

        Hahaha, that’s funny. I used to meditate with a group that was an offshoot of Hinduism. My friend from the group went home to visit relatives in Suriname. When she told them she didn’t eat meat, they responded with “But you eat poultry, right? No? You eat seafood, right?” I guess they take vocabulary very seriously down there.

  4. Sisi says:

    So, she’s staying off the alcohol apparently…?

  5. blue marie says:

    She annoys me, and I find it funny that she questions where MIley’s tongue has been when we know Katy’s has been on a douche.

    Is that a bit of shade thrown at Mariah, now that I can appreciate.

    • paola says:

      I was trying to read that ‘for a throwback’ in a good way but i couldn’t find any.
      It was proper shading.
      I can’t wait for the bitching to start between Miley and katy and Mariah and Katy.
      Bring it on! I’m going to get some popcorn.

    • Dani2 says:

      Yeah but does she really have the right to throw shade at Mariah though? Mariah has had a successful career spanning two decades, and Mariah has actually won a few Grammies unlike her.

      • blue marie says:

        No, she has no right whatsoever but that’s kind of what makes it great, Mariah would squash her.

      • paola says:

        She doesn’t have the right but you’ll have to admit Mariah is not on the top anymore. Her voice has gotten weaker and her diva behaviors are ridicolous. She made history and ‘throwback’ is a good definition of her right now. She for sure wants to be relevant but many others are on the top now. I think Katy Perry right now is more popular than Mariah. Not talking about talent but popularity.

      • Dani2 says:

        @Paola I hear you but I disagree that calling someone who has had success very recently a “throwback”. I know she’s a diva and I’ve never been a fan of her personality but she’s had a lot of success even recently and still has a solid and varied following and she has new music coming out this year. She’s not a throwback just yet I’m afraid.

      • bluhare says:

        I’m looking forward to Katy Perry being interviewed in some Podunk town somewhere in ten years — right before she plays the local casino — and being asked about that “for a throwback” comment.

        I think Mariah’s got some issues, but one thing can never be taken away. She’s got pipes.

      • Anon says:

        Mariah has as much money as Jayz

  6. MrsBPitt says:

    Miley’s tongue is a virgin, compared to Brand and Mayer! Katy’s nuts!!!

    • danielle says:

      I know!!! I am usually a Katy apologist but come ON!

    • Paige says:

      Miley kisses random people at her concert and a few weeks ago she had a thong in her mouth. I don’t know what’s worse.

      • We Are All Made of Stars says:

        EEEEEEEEEEEEOIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Seriously??? Can you offer up photographic evidence?

  7. dahlia1947 says:

    Yeah, who knows where John and Russell’s tongues have been, but could they have put a used thong in their mouths a la Miley? I guess it’s a possibility! Yuck! Sorry Katy! I kind of tried to defend you there, but I guess it fell flat! Next time pick a cleaner
    man! Geeesh!

  8. psst! says:

    I’d rather french my English bulldog who licks her butt than Russell Brand

    • PunkyMomma says:

      *snort* and coffee spew!

    • ZigZagZoey says:

      I’D rather kiss your dog’s butt too! ♥

      So, did she get a new stylist or something? She look AWFUL almost all the time lately….
      I hate that hairdo.
      And I agree that she doesn’t look like she’s avoiding alcohol at all….

  9. Mitch Buchanan Rocks! says:

    Couldn’t KP do a refusal of unsafe work if kissing MC was part of her job?

  10. Lori says:

    Hmmmm……………. Miley tongue has been licking sledgehammers while Katy’s has been rapped around John Mayer’s junk. I feel like Miley got the short end of the stick here.

  11. Lark says:

    I know it’s fun to “mock” Miley but that seemed downright cruel. Anyone else think Katy has a hidden mean streak in her underneath the ditzy lollipop girl act? I’m not calling Russell an angel, but her constant ripping into him seems over the top too.

    • PunkyMomma says:

      Totally agree, Lark. She does have a mean streak in her. In the long run, Russell is going to be redeemed in that marriage.

      • LadySlippers says:

        He threw some mighty shade on KP when talking about their sex life.

      • The Original G says:

        Mmmm, no, he made a joke about sex during marriage during his comedy act, which I caught on tour. It wasn’t really about Katy. It was observational humour about marriage.

      • Lark says:

        @LadySlippers.
        He did throw some shade and he’s no angel. I think Russell’s a brilliant man, but he can be cruel too. However, to be fair Katy is the one who started directly attacking him in the press (the comments about how he was trying to control her, breaking up with her by text message (which I don’t really buy), her documentary was clearly slanted to make him look awful) and he kept quiet for a long, long time and only said classy things about her. Eventually, he lost it after she directly trashed him for about the tenth time and got nasty too. I’m just saying I think Katy does a good job of playing sweet and ditzy when she can be nasty too.

      • The Original G says:

        He said…..

        That he considered becoming a monk. But Monks can’t have had sex with anyone. Being married meant you got to have sex with one person, which wasn’t that much better. So when married you’d think of other people. It was a joke.

        It wan’t about Katy and he’s been doing stand-up bits about sex forever.

        Is there another comment you’re refering to? Because all his media comment on his marriage have been very kind.

      • Ella says:

        Original G is correct – Russell did not say anything negative about their sex life, definitely not in an interview of any sort. What he did say was exactly as Original G has described – a joke during his standup show about how you have to think of other people during sex when you’re married, because you only get to have sex with one more person than a monk does. The tabloids reported it as being about Katy because of course they would! Of course they wanted to report that Russell trash-talked his ex during a show. That’s more of a click-worthy story than what it really was.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      I thought it was mean and unnecessary, too, and I cannot stand Miley. I don’t get Katie’s appeal.

      • Lark says:

        @Goodnamesalltaken

        Same here. I can’t stand Miley, and this comment made me feel a little bit bad for her.

    • PunkyMomma says:

      @LadySlippers. Yes he did and that was wrong. Shut up about the details of your sexual escapades during your marriage, Russell. Eww. I’m referring to his sobriety vs. her alcohol/chemical use..

      • Ella says:

        No, he didn’t. He didn’t talk about the details of his sexual escapades during his marriage. He just didn’t. There’s a big difference between a comedian making jokes about sex on stage, and a person describing their personal sex life in interviews. He did the former. If that’s so awful, then I guess every comedian who has ever made “sex with my wife is like X or Y” type of jokes has “shaded” their partner too. It’s only become noteworthy because unlike most comedians, he happens to have been married to someone super famous, so the tabloids jumped on it as a way to start gossip about him shading Katy Perry.

    • Rice says:

      @Lark – Even though I’m not really a Miley fan, Katy does seem to have a snarky side. She’s one of those persons who insults someone in the form of a joke but they’re really serious about the comment. I still don’t get why she is so famous. Her singing makes my ears bleed and the lyrics are crap (Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?).

      • TheOneandOnlyOnly says:

        Those are questions many have asked; it’s called major corporate backing that can buy media, constant marketing and bad taste. If this girl were alive in the 60s/70s she would still be singing in bars. She has very little talent.

    • Leila in wunderland says:

      I’ve thought for a long time that Katy has a catty streak.

  12. Shopperetta says:

    I love how she goes vegetarian with chicken and calls Mariah Carey “fabulous…for a throwback.” Katy, you in danger, girl!

    • Rice says:

      In Katy’s world chicken is a vegetable found in the jungles of Antartica (Rolling My Eyes).

  13. TG says:

    Since Mariah annoys me I think it is funny that she is being called old and irrelevant. Ever since her comments about firing nannies I have had enough of her diva antics. She is such a self absorbed a$$hole. Katie annoys me to because she wouldn’t shut up about Russell Brand and she dresses like a child. I prefer adults to look and act like adults.

    • The Original G says:

      Right? Stop with the costumes and stop with the passive aggressive compliments. She went to the kiss cam and got kissed?

      The biggest star in the world? “Duh” indeed.

  14. Autumn says:

    @Lark I definetly think Katy has a hidden meanness.

    Ha! Katy has absolutely no room to talk. I really dislike her hair she has going on. I think it’s unflattering for her face shape.

  15. Bex says:

    At first glance I thought that was a picture of Madonna. That hair is atrocious!

  16. Nicolette says:

    “I just walked up to her to give her like a friendly girly kiss, you know, as girls do….” ????
    I must be really out of the loop here because I have never kissed another woman on the mouth. When I see my friends, as much as I love them, we kiss each other on the cheek. Smart move though not to want Miley’s pasty looking tongue in her mouth.

    • Tiffany :) says:

      I think she meant “as girls do when they are trying to tantalize men with faux lesbianism”. She wanted to kiss her for show, but not for real. Katy is so lame.

  17. serena says:

    LOL, can’t blame her on that!

  18. GeeMoney says:

    WTF is she complaining about as far as kissing Miley??? She kissed John Mayer. EWWWWWWWWWWW. Lord knows where THAT tongue has been.

  19. Evi says:

    Imagine if her tongue had been to…Richardson territory. Just saying. what with all the x rated images he publishes on his adult blog. There are many images of him actually having sex with models [heads cut off of course], and I wonder if they’re well known people who are perverted enough to do that for kicks.

  20. Emily C. says:

    Translation: “I am so much purer than Miley and cooler than Mariah. But I suck up to Beyoncé like everyone else.” Mariah’s a “throwback”? In that she can actually sing, unlike Perry?

    Katy Perry is so so so so so so stupid. She’s also rather nasty, which she camouflages under the airhead act. I wonder how any interviewer can sit there listening to her and not try to pop her head with a pin.

    • ZigZagZoey says:

      Pope her head with a pin! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

      Oh, and YES ~ Why do they ALL suck up to Beyonce? I hate it.

  21. kingkayski says:

    After having Russell and Jhon”Douche” Mayer “junk” as lollipop,Miley should be the one complaining and gurgling lysol not her,the nerve of this woman is over the top!

  22. anoneemouse says:

    “God knows where that tongue has been. We don’t know” says the one who just broke up with the ultimate douche-lord, John Mayer.

  23. Schnikes says:

    These comments are confusing. I’ve read so much negative here in the past regarding Miley’s disgusting thrush tongue (rightly so) and now that Katy had it forcefully shoved down here throat and commented frankly on the experience you all feel sorry for Miley? Maybe it’s time to refresh your memories ladies…

    Like Katy said, it was a kiss cam, she was doing Miley a favor by even coming over for a peck imo, being on camera and showing her support. Slipping the tongue in that situation is ridic, who does that?!?

    • Paige says:

      Totally feelin this…
      Can’t stand either of them but come on, can you imagine that tongue with that thick crap on it coming towards your mouth?
      I will have no problem dieting today.

    • Dani2 says:

      Katy dated John Mayer and was married to Russell Brand, neither one can be held up as a paragon of good hygiene. That’s why people can’t see what the big deal is. She should be used to dirty mouths by now.

    • Candy Love says:

      I agree why are some acting like that hasn’t been said on this site a million times but I also agree with the other Katy has no room to talk and is a BIG hypocrite.

  24. Schnikes says:

    These comments so confusing. I’ve read so much negative here in the past regarding Miley’s disgusting thrush tongue (rightly so) and now that Katy had it forcefully shoved down here throat and commented frankly on the experience you all feel sorry for Miley? Maybe it’s time to refresh your memories ladies…

    Like Katy said, it was a kiss cam, she was doing Miley a favor by even coming over for a peck imo. Slipping the tongue in that situation is ridic.

  25. The Original G says:

    Why is a 30 year old woman wearing a bow in her head?

  26. Nerd Alert says:

    “Hello, pot? Yeah, this is the kettle. You’re black.”

  27. Meggin says:

    LOL since when is Katy’s hair “incredible”? Is it just me?

    • Candy Love says:

      I was thinking the same thing. Lol I just thought I was missing something glad to know I wasn’t.

    • Tiffany :) says:

      I think her hair cut in its current state is AWFUL. She looks like a stereotype of a “crazy cat lady” in her airport photo. It just looks so frumpy in that style, it doesn’t flatter her face at all.

    • Vivian says:

      Her and Rih Rih got matching hairdo’s

  28. Jayna says:

    Dear Katy – Worry about your own backyard. John Mayer’s nasty d–ck has been in your mouth. If I was Miley, I would get tested immediately after kissing you.

  29. The Original G says:

    Wrong spot. OOps.

  30. Hubbahun says:

    God I’m the same age as Mariah – didn’t realise I was a throwback :P

  31. Vivian says:

    Katy always acts so holier-than-though, girl is a cakefaced hypocrite, according to Lainey gossip Katy has bashed Miley before about being revealing, but I guess a cupcake bra is no big deal…. I know Brand is scuzzy but he seems well-read and smart…Id kiss him!