Katy Perry is dating rapper Riff Raff, they both bragged on Instagram

Katy Perry

These are photos of the new Katy Perry wax figure at the Berlin Madame Tussauds museum. The resemblance is striking, isn’t it? They really did a good job, and it looks exactly like Katy. Katy’s makeup usually looks waxy in real life. Just saying.

Katy is on the prowl in the wake of her third breakup from douchebag John Mayer. The Mail has photos of Katy looking “forlorn” as moving trucks cart John’s stuff out of her home. Katy didn’t wait long before flaunting her latest “thing” on Instagram. She posted a “throwback” photo of herself on a date with Riff Raff. He posted the same picture a few days ago after their date. His caption bragged, “ON A DATE WiTH KATY PERRY SHE iS PURDY.” His shirt either says “dope” or “pedo.” You be the judge.

Katy Perry

Riff Raff is not the Rocky Horror Picture Show character. He is a rapper whose real name is Horst Christian Simco. I guess he and Katy are kinda together. Their date included sushi, bowling, and drinks. TMZ has a NSFW video of Riff grabbing some girl’s booty and claiming he and Katy have a second date on tap. We all agree that Katy has the worst taste in men, right? This guy makes James Franco’s Spring Breakers character look classy. Yuck.

Riff Raff

Photos courtesy of WENN

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  1. Loopy says:

    LMAO he looks like a darn FOOL! And smh at Katy.

    • Marnie says:

      They both look like fools. They both come across as such caricatures.

      • Vanderhootchie says:

        That dress is squashing her implants down so you can see they’re square at the sides, lol. Real tits aren’t square at the sides. How comical!! Loving it 😀

      • Loopy says:

        Did you read the article? that’s a wax figure?

      • kri says:

        OH my god. What is that?! I will have nightmares. And the guy is gross too.

    • forseriously1 says:

      @vanderhootchie I think you are referring to the boobs of a wax work of Katy Perry

    • Arock says:

      I do t know know who that guy is and I don’t care because he is the worst. He looks like the product of “behind the dumpster sex” and was raised in the bathroom of a Florida RaceTrack/stop n shop bathroom. Like the type if dude who would have 5 different flavors if lube in his glove compartment. The type of dude you wouldn’t buy drugs off of because he looks too stupid to do it well. The type of dude who smells like cherry car air freshener and old Chinese food.
      Try f—ing that. *shudders*

      • kri says:

        @Arock-HAHAHAHHAHAHA!! That was the funniest thing ever!Thank you!

      • Dani2 says:

        LMAO! And is it just me or does he look the slightest bit like Cameron Diaz? Not hating on Cameron but I definitely see a resemblance.

      • jjva says:

        @Arock, literal LOL, especially at the part where you wouldn’t buy drugs from him because you don’t think he could do it right. Totally agree.

      • homegrrrl says:

        Arock flippiity hilariousness. I was afraid for my mortal soul for viewing this link, but your comments were the pearly gates compared to the hell I put myself through checking out that cherry air freshener’s video on you tube…

    • DrM says:

      Can I unsee this??

  2. MonicaQ says:

    James Franco’s character in Spring Breakers IS based on Riff Raff. I’m not joking.

    I just turned into a puddle Secret World of Alex Mack style and slithered down the drain and into the ocean because I’m so full of fremdschämen for Katy Perry. Ugh.

    • Colu says:

      You win all the points today for the Secret World of Alex Mack reference.

      • mimif says:

        I came here to write the same thing. That 2nd paragraph is everything.
        Also, I do not want to ever see this person’s face again. Please someone enhance the face recognition technology so I can block this thing that nightmares are made of from my phone.

    • don't kill me i'm french says:


    • Adrien says:

      I thought it was based on ATL twins who also appear in the movie.

    • Anna says:

      Have you heard how James tried to deny it? It’s very obvious it’s based on Riff Raff..

      Even though he looks gross he’s actually hilarious LOL some people may remember him from “From G’s to Gents” on MTV from years ago… He’s kind of a big thing now, but no one really takes him too seriously anyway

    • osito says:

      Second paragraph wins it all. Thank you for using “fremdschamen.”

    • chicagogurl says:

      Is no one going to mention the elephant in the room? That grill+seaweed wrapped sushi+end of date kiss —– it’s like a poster for herpes outbreak meds. This is the warning label folks. a seaweed wrapped grill worn by a white-boy doucheba in a dope/pedo shirt who rents women so he grab their asses in youtube videos while bragging about dating another woman.

      At some point, even if they’re almost 30 and make a fortune, doesn’t every parent have the right to lock your child in their room and take away their internet privledges until they learn to say, “sorry, i’ll do better next time”.

    • Alexandria The Great says:

      Alex Mack…beanies…yaaasssss! That show is responsible for me sporting a beanie to school everyday for a year…ah, the good ole days…

  3. freebunny says:

    What the hell????
    I swear between her and Selena Gomez, I don’t know who is the worst.

    • Hautie says:

      Exactly. They both date like they have significant “daddy issues”.

      And sadly, Katy probably wanted to make sure she was out publicly with a new man… before John Mayer has a chance to get photograph with one her close friends. With his mouth all over her.

      I wonder if Taylor Swift is sitting somewhere… writing the ultimate “girl I told you he was a broke down douche” song for Katy. (Mayer took it so well last time Taylor wrote a song about him… I like to see him whining again about it…)

      • Oh La La says:

        Ughh. I hate when people accuse women of having “daddy issues”. Just because you didn’t have the best relationship with your father does not mean that you will have issues with men in general.

      • Hiddles forever says:

        @oh la la

        My father was abusive, a narcissist and an idiot. However, I wouldn’t have dated any of Selena or Katy’s men.
        I wish they could stop using that lame excuse to justify they date just douchebags…..

      • Alexandria The Great says:

        I call my Dom “Daddy”, I don’t have daddy issues though. It’s more the power/protection dynamic that turns me on.

        Selena and Katy just have issues…AND bad taste.

  4. Kali says:

    He looks like a cross between K-Fed in his Papa Zao days and Ninja from Die Antwoord :s…

  5. HappyMom says:

    Wow. Um. Seriously-I have no words.

  6. Daz London says:

    Someone clearly needs to stage an intervention !!!

  7. Skyblue says:

    Dear God…I married an exact version of him in 1994 and promptly divorced him eighteen months later. The whole debacle remains a mystery not only to my family but also to me. Twenty years later, I just shrug my shoulders and shake my head. Sometimes there is no explaining skeezy choices. That said…this Riff Raff character is bringing back horrible flashbacks!!!!! Make him go away!

  8. Secret Squirrel says:

    Is there a rapper called “Good Grief”? That’s who Katy should be dating. How many times down the same road before you learn that path just isn’t the right one…

    In the meantime, all that neon fabric left over from the 1980’s is getting a second wind thanks to these two.

    • Dani2 says:

      There’s a rapper called Chief Keef and that’s who I thought of when I first read your comment lol

      • MonicaQ says:

        Chief Keef omg. I can’t. I made it 30 seconds into his video before I was 47535% done with his arse.

  9. Frida_K says:

    I felt sorry for her and rather shocked when Tonguey Cryus tried to slip her some lingual yeast.

    No longer.

  10. paola says:


  11. Elise says:

    WOW. Katy really knows how to pick ’em. And I thought Taylor Swift was terrified of being alone…

  12. GoodNamesAllTaken says:


  13. Dani2 says:

    Ugh. Her taste in men is sooo bad.

  14. Sarah says:

    Holy movie reels! I thought the wax figure WAS a real photo of her.

  15. Jem says:


    Made my freakin’ day…

  16. Sayrah says:

    Oh come on!

  17. Miffy says:

    She really should have let Miley Cyrus just slip her the tongue, it probably would have been the most hygienic makeout session Katy Perry has had in years.

    Alone time is good too, Katy! Just sayin’!

  18. lucy2 says:

    Please tell me that last photo is a wax figure also, and not a real person. Because I’d truly hate to think anyone actually walked around like that.

    LOL, I was about to say what a derpy photo of Katy for the first one, that’s a pretty convincing wax figure!

  19. Sunny says:

    Katy Perry has the worst taste in men. Really! I mean, we all tend to date jerks for a bit when we are young and then we wise up and stop dating guys who treat you badly.

    Jesus Christ- she is on to the next dirtbag already. Katy- this dude’s name literally means trash! If ever there was a warning sign…

    • Artemis says:

      Katy Perry has the worst taste.

      There, fixed that for you 😉

      It’s pretty much established that she’s an absolute dingbat that lacks any deep understanding of anything really. Her life and career choices pretty much reflect and underline that in each article yet people seem to have some kind of higher expectations of her? Hmm. Take away her looks and she’s no different than the idiots she dated.

      • Sunny says:

        I’m not a fan of her music or her in general but she doesn’t seem mean or malicious- just stupid and silly. And that is why I genuinely wish her a life not filled with mean, selfish men. Doesn’t she have friends who can give her good advice?

      • Artemis says:

        Not only is she a dingbat, she is influencing young girls out there with her outspoken views on sexuality and religion. She was the one who attacked Gaga for using religious themes in her video when she did the same in magazines. She shamed women twice already (nudity card and Miley diss) for things that she was ‘guilty’ of too. Or her constant sniping at Kara Dioguardi during her AI stint.

        She’s targeted women consistently while she seeks their approval at the same time by putting out music that is questionable in its message and/or delivery. And let’s not forget her blatant cultural appropriation this era.

        Ignorance can be just as malicious as intent and since she is almost 30 years old, I don’t think she is so ‘silly’ anymore. It’s not because she has the the mind of a 12 yo and caters to tweens and teens, that she should be forgiven for her damaging backwards messages towards women. She is almost 30 so it’s time to educate herself or shut up about things she doesn’t have a clue about.

        It speaks volumes that she dates men that constantly put other women down and have delusions of grandeur. KP is insecure as hell. I don’t know who her friends are besides Rihanna, Robert Pattinson and Shannon Woodward but I don’t think she’s the type of girl that listens to advice a lot.

        Sorry for the rant…

      • yariettt says:

        Slow clap for Artemis

  20. Luca26 says:

    I didn’t think it was possible to make John Mayer look like a catch.

  21. ORLY says:

    Yuck! This is a new low for Katy. Why would any woman consistently choose such men?

  22. Tania says:

    The men you date are a reflection of you! Based on that, I would say that Katy Perry is desperate, insecure and incredibly tacky. It’s sad that she seems to have no real sense of self worth.

  23. irishserra says:

    I felt like a jerk at first for my reactuon and judgment of him based on his crazy appearance… Then I saw the pic of him posing with Uncle Terry on IG. Uh… no. Just no.

    • Hiddles forever says:

      That explains the pedo reference on his shirt…

      • Irishserra says:

        Oy, I hadn’t even noticed that. What a tool. And yes, I do know how to spell “reaction”; not sure why I spelled it the way I did. 😉

  24. Ag says:

    This this guy for real? Or is this some performance ART thing? Good lord.

  25. Quinn says:

    the phrase “dumb b*tch be dumb” was apparently coined for Katy…

  26. Jaderu says:

    With a bit of a mind flip… You’re into a time slip and nothing can ever be the same.
    You’re spaced out on sensation. Like you’re under sedation!

    Sorry, had to do it.

  27. cro-girl says:

    Dope or pedo. Lmao!!!

  28. snowflake says:

    she looks like teen mom in that one pic. katy is such a moron! i would not date that guy!

  29. MollyB says:

    Hahaha. No.

  30. smee says:

    One night of sushi and bowling and you’re “dating”? Totally b.s. publicity stunt for both of them. And her wax figure is hideous.

  31. Miller says:

    He used to date Cat Marnell, who is a good writer but she has some serious issues- total trainwreck. Also he used to be on a VH1 reality show called “From G’s to Gents”- a show about “gangstas” (pretty much trash) changing into gentlemen. It was a competition show and Riff Raff got voted off during one of the first rounds. I can totally see why. John Mayer is a class act compared to this guy.

    By the way, I really thought that that wax figure of Katy for a good minute there. I’ve been to that museum and didn’t see many wax figures that actually looked like celebrities. This is the most accurate one I’ve ever seen. It’s not much of an accomplishment though because she looks like a wax figure in real life.

    • Kali says:

      Him and Cat Marnell make sense. Him and Katy Perry? Hmmmm…..

    • homegrrrl says:

      This wax figure doesn’t look like KP at all! The costume and the hair are iconic KP, but the face is horrible! I thought it was me for a second because I have a giant crooked nose, and on halloween I usually wear some similar schizophrenic outfit.
      And riff raft looks interesting, and definitely more her type. I applaud her from moving from jean jacket cheese ball John Mayer back to her original tattoo fetish. Let the girl be herself, who cares.

  32. Hubbahun says:

    Oh lordy. She must have some serious self esteem issues :S

  33. Kali says:

    I can’t get over how good that Madame Tussaud’s statue is. It’s one of the best ones they’ve done recently.

  34. AlmondJoy says:

    Sigh. Clowns.

  35. jess says:

    Can you go to rehab for bad taste in men? This girl is in serious need of some kind of intervention. Honestly, i think this is either to make John jealous Or get him back.

  36. Darkladi says:

    Katy wins the yuck lottery. Again.

  37. Mandy says:

    Oh my GAWD. I think I’d rather be with John Mayer….

  38. Irishserra says:

    Just goes to show that you can be rolling in the money and still just have the taste in your mouth. *SMH*

  39. gg says:

    Boy she can really pick em. Every single one has been a toolbox.

  40. Karen says:

    ugh, I’m choosing to believe she’s not this stupid and they’re just friends having some non-sexual fun. I don’t think she’d go there, she must realize what a joke she’d be.

    • Tiffany :) says:

      At first I wondered if they were just meeting for business, as she frequently uses rappers in her songs. For her sake, I hope that is what this is. That guy looks dirty and sounds incredibly dumb.

  41. Wren says:

    His hair confuses me.

  42. vangroovey says:

    Cannot. Stop. Laughing……tears! He is so funny looking! OMG…..I can’t stop laughing……

  43. serena says:

    Yuck! What the hell, she is a pretty girl why is she always chosing douchbags or this kinda thug-looking whatever-rapper?

  44. msw says:

    My God, she looks like a bad wax figure in that top pic.

  45. dcypher1 says:

    your first paragraph took the words right out of my mouth. you can read minds. thats exactly what i was thinking. as for riff raff. i dont think she really digs him. it seems fake like a publicity stunt set up by her publicist or someone like that.

  46. kellybean says:

    Am I the only one that thinks that wax figure looks nothing like Katy? I would never have guessed that it was supposed to be her, if it hadn’t been spelled out for me.

  47. Jayna says:

    Does she really think this is going to make John Mayer jealous and pining for her and regretting losing her? LOL

  48. whateveryouwantittobe says:

    My, what a charming fellow. (not even for one night).

  49. Camille (The Original) says:


  50. Aisha says:

    I think I caught a venereal disease from just looking at his picture.

  51. suhon says:

    So, does she come at him like a “dark horse”? There’s no going back!!!

    • suhon says:

      I forgot to add, this Riff Raff guy reminds me that he is in the same “goofy” league as Russell Brand, not that I dislike Russell Brand, but John Mayer was as least a decent contender for her to date, mainstream vs. wild-n-out there.

  52. M.A.F. says:

    He’s not a real rapper right? He does this a comedian right?

  53. TheOneandOnlyOnly says:

    Riff Raff needs to go in the trash can. Is he an insane clown posse reject?

  54. Cotton Candy says:

    Hmmm maybe Katy has really bad skin so she covers it with makeup a la Christina Aguilera and it gives the same pin up vibe?

  55. Blackbetty says:

    Is Katy this desperate for publicity now?! I bet Russel Brand and John Mayer are laughing their asses off.

  56. Lis says:

    What a douchey looking douche. He should return from whatever ditch he crawled out of. She has such AWFUL taste in men. Ugh.

  57. Lis says:

    Also, what a disorganized, unprofessional looking bunch of tattoos he has. SMH. You can’t buy taste.

  58. Anna says:

    What a catch.

  59. A says:

    this is nothing but a collective and conscious dumbing down of your children…..Katy Perry is a celebrity shill sent to corrupt your daughter.