Lindsay Lohan is hanging out with Terry Richardson again, cracktastrophe awaits

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Ah, this takes me back to the good old days when Lindsay Lohan was “living” in a hotel room at the Chateau Marmont, only she was broke so it was a big conspiracy as to HOW she managed to live at the Marmont. It was a mystery until we discovered that Terry Richardson keeps a room there permanently and he pretty much worked out some kind of “trade” with LL. The whole time, Terry kept taking cracked-out photos of LL looking like she was high as a kite.

Anyway, these are new Terry Richardson photos of the Cracken, courtesy of Terry’s Diary. I guess they were taken in NYC? He says that she was at his studio. I can only imagine what kind of cracked-out shenanigans went down. If anyone deserves a good Lohan crack-jacking, it’s Terry Richardson. I hope she stole everything that wasn’t nailed down.

Otherwise, I’m kind of suffering from Cracken Exhaustion. LL sat down with Ellen DeGeneres last week and the interview made news, but LL didn’t say anything groundbreaking or anything. She claimed that she talks to Oprah every day. She claims that she’s super-sober and she claims that Wilmer Valderrama broke her heart. One interesting story: Lindsay has apparently been telling people that she could have had a part in The Avengers. Rii-ight. MTV surmises that LL might have been in discussion for the part that went to Cobie Smulders? Unless Marvel was going to recast Scarlett Johansson with a ginger crack monster?

Oh, and LL is still broke-ass-broke too – Page Six says her credit cards were declined while trying to make a $300 purchase.





Photos courtesy of Terry’s Diary.

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  1. Nick says:

    Well according to the NY Post, Lindsay had a credit card purchase of $300 declined but a “friend” (Uncle Terry?) buy the item for her. The story was denied by Lindsay’s reps.

    If she cannot afford $300 how can she afford a SOHO apartment? Did Oprah pay the rent for a year on that apartment, I figure it was only during filming.

    • Nick says:

      Ha – didnt read the article before I posted and I see you beat me to the punch. Will never do that again. Carry on, Kaiser.

    • msw says:

      I don’t doubt LL has gone and wasted her money on crack shenanigans, but credit cards get declined all the time for no good reason. I saw it happen a lot as a cashier. Credit card companies do random audits. And, of course, if you are showing unusual spending habits, they will often shut down your card temporarily. Just wanted to clear that up since it’s in no way a clear sign someone is broke.

      I’m sure Lilo is “broke,” I just think she is “hollywood broke” and not broke broke.

      • Nick says:

        I cannot see that happening for a $300 charge, maybe for a $5K charge plus IIRC this happened to her before.

      • OhMyMy says:

        You’re right msw, if you make multiple purchases in a short period of time it can trigger some fraud warning and your card will get denied. It happened to me once when I was out at a bead show using the card with multiple vendors and then hit Walmart to pick up groceries on the way home. It’s probably a good thing it does happen even if it’s a little embarrassing at the time. That’s the way card thief rings work, they hit stores fast. I’ve had 3 cards that needed to be replaced since last August for attempted fraud transactions and it’s a major pain.

        But I think that’s normal people finance issues, Lilo has had stories about her cards getting denied at boutiques before. I’d be willing to bet she’s broke broke but still trying to maintain her old lifestyle.

      • islandwalker says:

        Yes, I very rarely use credit cards, a couple times a year, and they always flag me because any activity is unusual for me. I’m sure that’s not the case with her though. She’s broke and a known grifter. I’d decline anything coming from her. No pity left.

      • Tiffany :) says:

        But what “hollywood broke” usually means is that someone IS broke-broke, but there is an institution or sketchy person that is willing to lend them money at huge interest rates, in hopes that they will eventually earn money again. Michael Jackson racked up vast amounts of debt this way. Sometimes being granted a line of credit is just being given rope to h@ng yourself.

        That being said, you are right that sometimes credit cards can be denied for reasons other than being over the limit. If a card company sees any purchases that are “unusual” (charges in a different area, non-typical stores, etc), they do frequently place holds on the card.

      • hazeldazel says:

        another website said that she tried not one, but TWO different credit cards and both were denied. Someone in her entourage ended up paying.

      • msw says:

        Nick, I saw it all the time on little purchases around ten bucks. It is absolutely not limited to multi thousand dollar purchases. Its happened to me and my spouse a and I have A+ credit and cash in the bank.
        It can happen to anyone at any time.

        When I think of Hwood broke, I think of Tori and Dean broke. Broke broke is not being able to buy groceries because your car needed a repair. I don’t know LL’s situation but she is not brokeif she is indulging herself. It doesn’t mean can’t afford a luxury apartment and fur coats at the same time.

    • shellybean says:

      According to what I’ve seen on her docu-series, Oprah’s producers gave her an advance on her pay for the deposits required to obtain her apartment. She really was that broke, as she obviously had no savings of her own to get an apartment herself. She probably still is, considering she was (is?) also paying a personal assistant, a sober coach, a personal driver, and a life-training coach (four people who are her paid employees on this show). I can see why she keeps going through money. Even if she’s not spending it on drugs/drinking (debatable) she still has an awful lot of daily help that she pays for, and that apartment can’t be cheap. Factor in taxes and that million bucks from Oprah probably went fast. She really needs to downsize, but she clearly does not understand that concept or think it applies to her.

  2. Sara says:

    How can young people aspire to “fame” when they see this spectacle?

    • AG-UK says:

      Young people think they will FIGURE it out and nothing like this can happen to them… yeah yeah and I have a bridge I can sell you. Surround yourself with a bunch of fools and this is the outcome (family fools included)

    • janie says:

      Lindsay…….. There will always be someone prettier, younger and more talented. She’s had more chances and help than anyone else ever got. She’s an entitled, spoiled, ungrateful woman. She’s wasting her talent when she’s not working? What planet is she from? Your credit card was declined? Get a job!!

    • Nina W says:

      People think money and fame will solve their problems but they don’t, more money does indeed mean more problems and fame is not all its cracked up to be from my point of view. I’ll take obscurity any day.

  3. Kali says:

    Hahhaha as IF Cracken could’ve been Maria Hill. She needs to have an air of quietly badass highly competent authority about her. The Cracken certainly has an air about her. Of a certain kind.

  4. Kiddo says:

    Wow, groundbreaking art photos. /s

    • doofus says:

      I know you’re being sarcastic, but that is probably exactly what LL thinks…

      “see?! I’m still a desirable super model that gets photographed by an amazing famous photographer! I still got it!”

      more fodder for her delusional life.

  5. Lady mary. says:

    Even his Thumbs look “pervy”

  6. Penny says:

    She actually looks pretty good in these photo’s, at least compared to how she looked a year ago.

    • Mimz says:

      Yeah I agree she looks somewhat healthier and not like she’s 40, but just a bit older than I am (we’re the same age) so that’s refreshing…

      Well, I completely despise and dislike TR and they must not be up to anything good, but it’s good to see her lay low these days…

    • prissa says:

      Yes, she does look good. Makes me hopeful?

  7. ZAK says:

    Lohan NEVER had a chance at a role in Avengers. She is still unreliable. I have no idea why the media is pretending that Disney would risk their billion dollar franchise on stunt casting.

    • TG says:

      Too funny and too true @Zak.

    • Mia4S says:

      Semantics are a beautiful thing (and launch a thousand internet stories). When casting notices are up anyone can try to get considered. Hell I can call up a studio tomorrow and say I’d like to play Spock in the next Star Trek. They’d say “no way in hell”….voila, we were in “discussions”.

  8. Belle Epoch says:

    It’s my own fault for clicking on this post – but I am So. tired. Of. Lindsay’s. Sh*t. Every freaking time we hear about her it’s more drama, more hustling, more of her contrite act. She’s an ACTRESS, Oprah. You got played by a crack whore!

  9. Sisi says:

    So is she hanging with Terry again because she’s broke?

  10. decorative item says:

    OK, so didn’t she get paid a bunch of money from O? Money goes in and out of her bank account at the speed of light. Being her accountant would be so unsatisfying as the money would be gone before you had a chance to even total it.

    Terry CREEPS me way out.

  11. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    When two complete wastes of space get together in one room, does it increase the waste of space, or does it stay the same? I wasn’t very good at physics.

  12. The Original G says:

    ~ Why did she have 2(!) assistants? What do they do?
    ~ Why is she driven EVERYWHERE? Is she an invalid?
    ~ Why doesn’t she just sell a few handbags and make rent?
    ~ Why doesn’t she get a job?
    ~ Why are a few counselling sessions and some yoga SOOO exhausting for her?
    ~ Who knew she was so dull?

    • Holly says:

      – I think asst. #2 was fired day one after she was drinking in front of Lilo.
      – Probably due to her DUI history, and to protect the great O’s project!
      – I’m sure they all stink like storage and chain smoking, and are ick-nast inside!
      Bwah to the “so dull” part; she is nothing if not surprisingly-incredibly ambiguous and uniterested/ing.

  13. Liz says:

    The Lohan crack puns had gotten super stale. However, Terry Richardson needing a Lohan crack-jacking made me spit coffee onto my phone screen.

    Touchè celebitchy… Touchè.

  14. Bess says:

    I have to say that watching Lohan in her OWN show is incredibly frustrating. Why do the people Oprah hired to watch her allow her to spew the bs? She needs to hear the reason why she’s not getting acting roles- she’s not worth the drama & others have taken her place. The people around the Cracken need up pound that into her head until she gets it.

  15. Poppy Q says:

    Ugh.That stupid finger in the mouth pose again.She`s clearly trying to make it her trademark.These two deserve each other.

  16. eliza says:

    That is so strange because I too, was in contention for the Colbie Smulders part but had to drop out so I could focus on my personal issues. *snort*.

  17. Nicolette says:

    Recently watched The Parent Trap with my son and I still can’t believe that cute, talented little girl grew up to be this mess.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      That makes me sad, too.

    • C. C. Cedras says:

      At some point, I think we all need to acknowledge that the two (maybe three?) good performances the Cracken gave as a child actor are all there is. I’m resigned to enjoying those like that was a different person. She is not that person, did not grow as an actor and is a waste of our regrets.

  18. Ang says:

    I’ve seen parts of the show Oprah has about Lindsay , her apartment is trashed she has clothes all over the place and no furniture not even her bed just a mattress to sleep on. She seems very lazy and self in titled . I could not live in that clutter and she seems fine with it. She could of got some of these things in place before she got out of rehab. Half asser!!

    • swack says:

      I think in the past the home she had rehabbed for the one show (and then bailed on) was shown. I think it was her bedroom and it was pretty much the same way.

  19. Izzy says:

    “could have had a part in The Avengers”

    *stops to breathe*
    *thud; falls over, literally dies laughing*

    Also, bitch would have needed to stay away from my Cap ass. Period.

    • Mia4S says:

      Am I crazy or at one point was the rumour started (by who I can’t imagine…) that she was up for Catwoman in the Dark Knight Rises? You have to give her some credit for delusion downsizing from leading iconic character to supporting girl. It’s a start! 😉

  20. poopsie says:

    Lindsay is friends with the guy who runs Chateau Marmont. She always has a room there if she needs it, and I don’t think it has to be paid for…
    If I remember correctly, she got kicked out of there for it being such a constant circus though.

    • Bridget says:

      Lilo may be ”friendly” with the owner but they most definitely make her bill – she’s put that hotel through so many crack shenanigans over the last decade there’s no question that she absolutely pushed past any leeway she would have gotten. In fact she was banned not that long ago (was it last summer?) until she paid her bill. They’ve done it before when her bills get ridiculous, because they know she wants to come back. They know you can’t jus give a Lohan something for free because they’ll strip you clean like locusts (remember the Carvel debacle?).

  21. Shiksa Goddess says:

    She peaked at Mean Girls and that was 10 years ago. So I really don’t get all these people saying oh she is so talented. What’s the last thing she did work wise that makes people think that?

    • Jackson says:

      I had a case of the wide-awakes the other night and, lo and behold, The Canyons was on. Could not pass up that opportunity and let me tell you, that movie is golden. Golden. I expected the other actors to be terrible (they were) and I expected LL to be not great. She exceeded my expectations. Plain and simple, girl cannot act. I could literally see the wheels turning as she tried to manufacture whatever emotion was called for in a given scene. Whatever natural charm and unfettered ‘acting ability’ she had as a child is completely gone. If she were smart (she’s not) she would start trying to get work behind the scenes on film production, because aside from stunt casting, I see zero future for her as an actress.

    • C. C. Cedras says:

      Yes. There are so many young talented actresses around, whyyyyy does anyone waste nostalgia on this talentless hag?! Rhetorical.

  22. shellybean says:

    So I’ve been watching her Oprah show, and she is completely entitled and delusional. She has people running around doing all sorts of things for her that she could be doing for herself, and she has every single thing she could ever need or want to stay sober. Like she literally has a team there helping her stay on track. If she falls off the wagon, it is all on her.

    That being said, I am not sure she can help any of this. She doesn’t seem to know any other way to live, without a team of paid “friends” and helpers around. She has clearly always been coddled, probably as far back as she can remember. I don’t think she comes across as mean or nasty, surprisingly. She just comes across as extremely self-important and entitled, which is only further exacerbated by all of these people constantly at her beck and call. I don’t even think she realizes it, because this is how she has always lived, with someone taking care of things for her.

    She seems to be more self-aware about her issues, though, than I thought she’d be. The sad thing is that I think she believes it when she says she wants to be sober, but she also admits there is always that pull for her to start up with the drugs/drink again. She is clearly conflicted, which I think is sad, because even though you’d think she’d hit her bottom by now (I mean, she’s broke and no one wants to work with her) she clearly still has not. I don’t know what it is going to take for her, honestly. You can see glimpses of the fun person she is/was at times, it’s a shame really. I can’t even muster up any meanness about her anymore.

  23. GreenEyes says:

    In her case… Once a Cracken always a Cracken.. NEXT.