Michael Fassbender & Naomi Campbell ‘openly kissed & canoodled’ in London


After a long dry spell at awards shows, Michael Fassbender is on something of a winning streak. A week ago, Fassy won Best Supporting Actor for 12 Years a Slave at the Empire Awards (he was not there to give a speech or anything), and then he took home another supporting actor award at this weekend’s “Irish Oscars” (also known as the Irish Film & Television Academy Awards 2014). The awards were held in Dublin, and many of the Irishmen we know and love turned out. I’m including photos of The Bender, Andrew Scott, Colin Farrell, Jamie Dornan and Brendan Gleeson. Fassy looked really good! Shark teeth!

I was going to make this a “who would you rather?” post until I chanced upon this CRAZY story in the Daily Mail. Apparently, the shark-toothed one has a new famous girlfriend. And this mess will not end well, I’m just saying. According to the Daily Mail/The Sun, The Bender is dating Naomi Campbell. OH MY GOD.

Even at age 43 Naomi Campbell is proving that not only is she in top shape, but she can still attract the hottest men in Hollywood. According to The Sun newspaper supermodel Naomi Campbell is now dating 12 Years A Slave hottie Michael Fassbender.

The two were allegedly seen openly kissing and canoodling at a restaurant with the paper reporting the pair went public with their relationship after they had secretly met up at hotspot Coya on Tuesday in London’s upmarket Mayfair district.

A showbiz insider told the paper that the pair were in a cordoned-off area within the members area of the restaurant which gave them plenty of privacy but the pair didn’t mind being seen together and were being openly affectionate towards one another.

‘At one point they ever started snogging,’ the source reveals.

Before the Tuesday night PDA, Naomi had been attending the launch of a fashion exhibition at the V&A Museum in London. Michael had pre-recorded an appearance on BBC1’s The Graham Norton Show and then the two met up afterwards. They made sure though that they arrived at the restaurant separately to avoid being photographed together.

The newspaper’s insider maintains that Naomi is smitted with Michael and told friends at the V&A event that she was looking forward to going on a date with the movie star later that night and everyone was desperate to find out who it was with. Another pal told the paper that Naomi always has famous and rich men chasing after, especially being a supermodel, so it’s one thing to go on a date with someone but another if it turns into something more serious. MailOnline contacted Naomi Campbell’s representative for a comment on this story.

[From The Daily Mail]

The Mail then goes on to claim that Michael dated Lupita Nyong’o which… I mean, I kind of wanted to believe that they had a brief fling, but other sources say Lupita dated Chiwetel Ejiofor while they filmed 12 Years a Slave. Hey, maybe Lupita banged both of them (atta girl). As for Michael and Naomi… IF it is true, I don’t believe it will last. This might just be a fling, a conquest-bang for both of them. Naomi is the kind of woman who likes luxury and she likes a man who is going to shower her with gifts, jewelry, attention and vacations. Michael just isn’t that guy. If this is just sex or some kind of fling, I’m fine with it. If they try to wrap it up as some kind of “real love affair,” then I’m going to have a problem with it.



Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. Nev says:

    Great looking couple. Get it Naomi. Haha

  2. blue marie says:

    Wait, what? Dude, protect the face when she gets pissed is all I’m saying.

  3. Maria says:

    He looks delicious to me.

  4. Sixer says:

    If true, that is hilarious. Deary me.

    If, as more likely, it’s all PR planted rumour, it’s um. Still hilarious. I’m trying to decide which is the LEAST appealing narrative: Tommy the Sparkling Unicorn (puke); Benny the slightly irascible don with a penchant for bouncing (he actually isn’t very bright, is he?); Fassy the Dirty Dog (isn’t that just slightly pathetic rather than alluring?)

    Yes. Happily, it all brings me back to the BLOKE. I’ll take Tom Hardy Who Loves Puppies as my storyline du jour and du forever. Hooray!

    • Lori says:

      But there are never any stories about Tom………..what are we supposed to do in the mean time.

      • kri says:

        The only time we see much of Tom Hardy is when he’s gone off Charlotte and is banging his new co-star. I adore him, though and want him to be naked forever. As for Fassy, I hope he’s got good dental and a hard head. Tee hee. It will be damned hard to remember your lines with a Louboutin stilletto embedded in your brain.

    • Ellen says:

      @sixer whilst I can see Benny attempting to have a famous girlfriend I can’t imagine the Unicorn king doing this. Tommy is scared that his sacred virgin image would be ruined by a normal girlfriend as it is.

      I hope this isn’t a PR stunt. There would be literally fireworks with these two and their tempers. *grabs popcorn

      • Hiddles forever says:

        Hahahaha that is the best description of… ahem… Hiddles’ issues with a girlfriend.. Bwahahahaha

      • Sixer says:

        No, you’re missing my point, ladeez. The point is that virgin Tommy and dongtastic Fassy ARE the narratives. See? Equally unreal but chosen to fit personality traits that make them vaguely credible. Different stories but equally fake.

      • Ellen says:

        I know what you mean Sixer lol.

        It would be more funny if and when the virgin Tommy and the Dirty Fassy attempt to the opposite of their creative image. Fassy being a golden boy everyone wouldn’t take serious and Tommy getting drunk and making out with women in front of cameras would be laughable.

        They’ve created their image now they are stuck with it as both went too extreme. If we ever saw photos of Dirty Fassy and Virgin Tommy on the night on the titles, the unicorn brigade would preach that fassy is corrupting the unicorn’s mind- even if it’s Virgin Tommy’s idea to get rid of his golden boy image.

      • Sixer says:

        I think it would be MARVELLOUS if they all played swap the image. They could have a blind draw once a year. And we could all play at first to guess where the new persona came from.

      • Isadora says:

        If Virgin Tommy ever wants to change his image, meaning getting shitfaced drunk, going to strip clubs and cavorting around in public – hey, just call me, Hiddles!

        Fassy can call me too (anytime, anywhere). We can cavort all together.

  5. Tatjana says:

    That’s all I’ve got.

  6. Lindy79 says:

    Pics or it didn’t happen.
    If true, her rage will be epic when he takes his Fassdong elsewhere.

    • CaribbeanLaura says:

      Gah I was thinking the same thing. Pics or GTFO!!! Lol. This pairing seems weird to me. Not on an asthetic level because they’re. Both gorgeous but because I think the Ms. Campbell is kinda coocoo.

    • Sixer says:

      There’s a blind knocking about with Naomi raging already over that wandering Fassdong. Cat fights R Us!

      (I think it’s all bollocks – why don’t I say bollocks more often? I should – but am in a good enough mood today to be laughing rather than screeching that PR is evil).

      • Lindy79 says:

        Bollocks is indeed an amazing word, and it applies perfectly to this story.

      • frisbeejada says:

        Bollocks the BEST English swear word ever – something you can really get your teeth into (in a manner of speaking) I say it all the time and several times on this site, we need to spread it around though… how about making it a policy to use it at least – ooh lets say once a week? (just don’t let the more ‘delicate’ flowers know what it actually means – it could quite upset the exquisite refinement of some ‘bitchy ladeeez…(the smiley face thing’s not working – bollocks!)

    • marnie says:

      Just imagine the blow up when this thing is over. Both have fiery tempers. They’d look so good together.

      • ichsi says:

        HAHAHAHA! That was what I was thinking. I really don’t know who’d be off worse if they’d blow up in their faces.

        But then I also think this is complete bollocks too.
        As long Fassbender is swinging the Fassdong around freely, he will be linked to every beautiful WOC who might be in his proximity or not. I call BS.

  7. Pinot grigio says:

    I hope he has a helmet. It will be no time before he’ll find an iphone hurling towards him.

  8. BRE says:

    I seriously worry about anyone who dates Naomi, worry for their safety that is.

  9. QQ says:

    ROTFL THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD *the finest of Pop Corn*

    • minime says:

      yes, this is something that I REALLY would like to see..maybe it’s mean, but I’m sure it would be soooo entertaining!

  10. NewWester says:

    He better get a goalie mask and cup to protect his face and “Fassdong” from any flying Blackberry

  11. Lucretia says:

    He looks great!
    But here we go again. Too bad The Sun stepped on his win at IFTA with this story–conveniently without photos, except of Naomi, and candids of Michael with his parents in Dublin. Sounds like the “story” is from Naomi’s PR person. (She only seriously dates billionaires, people! She is in demand!) And we’re already provided with the convenient end of the nonexistent “relationship” in that last paragraph.
    And if you want to know who I would rather–no contest!

  12. Sarah says:

    I can see it. Michael has a type and probably fancied Naomi since he was young boy and she was a 90s supermodel. Probably won’t last but they will have crazy a affair.

    • epiphany says:

      She’s 6 years older than him. Hardly a May/December romance. If HE were the older one we wouldn’t be discussing an “age difference.”

      • Lori says:

        yes but she’s been famous for 25 years. That would have put him a teenager at the time.

  13. silken_floss says:

    “Even at age 43″…

    What is this ageism?? Naomi’s only a few years older him, sheesh! =/

  14. Kim1 says:

    This story is from the Sun so it is BS.

  15. Aria says:

    Poor taste in woman. Beautiful but crazy.

  16. Alright then says:

    Andrew Scott is adorable. As is Jamie Dornan. So disappointed he’s doing that horrible trash 50 shades.

  17. feebee says:

    Good luck with that Michael.

  18. DanaG says:

    I don’t believe it Naomi only dates billionaires. She has for years guess it’s one way to save your own money.

    • Longhorn says:

      She was once engaged to Adam Clayton of U2. I doubt he showered her with gifts. But that was a while ago. So maybe she’s into money now.

    • Ianes says:

      Fassbender is not a billionaire in his pocket but I think he is a billionaire somewhere in his zipper. And she knows that.

  19. Tig says:

    She is gorgeous- hope it true just for photo ops! Seriously, he’d just be a detour from oligarch search!

  20. M.A.F. says:

    If this story came out a year ago or two years ago, I would have believed it. Now, not so much.

  21. Alexis says:

    This is pretty hilarious. Not sure Naomi would lower herself to date Fassbender but this is a pretty awesome rumor. I’m calling the Mariah Carey Nick Cannon vibe if this becomes a thing. Smh.

  22. Heather says:

    I like MIchael but at the very least he needs to get familiar with some Crest White Strips……blech!

  23. Mabry says:

    Before or after she threw the waffle iron at him.

  24. Renee28 says:

    A little bit of crazy is good. Naomi crazy is no good.

  25. FingerBinger says:

    This looks like a casual thing. A fling. Jump offs. Just banging. Good for them.

  26. MaryJane says:

    But… he is too poor for her… I mean… he ain’t a billionnaire.

  27. Iknowwhatboyslike says:

    Okay, if this happens God help us all. Don’t forget, Fassy can throw down with the best of them. Didn’t he have some kind of domestic fight thingy a while back? Can you imagine what he’s like when he’s had a few drinks. I’m sure that Irish temper comes out. I’m actually scared for both of them. They might kill each other. Let’s hope Naomi has calmed down in her old age.

    • Kaylen says:

      There’s been numerous rumours and allegations that this man is an abusive person. I’m always always surprised he’s so well liked here, actually.

      • Lucretia says:

        Hey Kaylen–one allegation. ONE. Four years ago. From an ex-gf (ex by quite a few months–always an unimpeachable source) whose motives are more than a little suspect.

  28. chaine says:

    Fassy, you in danger, girl!

  29. Cali says:

    Congrats to him on his win, well deserved!!! I must say he looks soooooo handsome in that Tux.

    I hope the rumours about Naomi is just a fling nothing more.

  30. mfmaefh says:

    That is weird

  31. A.J. says:

    It was 2009 and I was covering the Cannes FF, we were invited to the Inglorious Bastards after party and there he was of course Fassy along the whole cast and director Quentin Tarantino. One of the best parties of the Festival, one of the jurors was Robin Wright freshly divorced from Penn and looking for fun. She hooked up with the, back then, not so famous Fassdong, they were seen dancing and drinking for most of the night , even if he was with a date, a black girl. The date suddenly was left alone. For the rest of the evening. Yes. He loves casual sex.

  32. LadyS says:

    OMG the beard is gone!!!!!!!! He is looking so fine and put together now. Ugh this man gives me so many feelings. As for Naomi, I prefer her to Madalina any day!! I wonder if there will be tons of crazy scandalous drama between them. Oh boy!

    • Isadora says:

      THIS! Unfortunately I think it’s all made up, but if it means he’s over the golddigger chick, I would be very relieved. Even if it’s phone throwing Naomi.

  33. Kiki says:

    When I first saw the story , I was shocked and flabbergasted, and hoping it is not true. Anyone wishing that Michael and Naomi should be a couple are totally lost their marble. That woman is cray cray, did she or didn’t she blacklist that poor modeling girl from the fashion industry, I mean I sure what she did is wrong but come on, shouldn’t Naomi have some decency for herself. Maybe it is alleged, so that’s another story fro a another time. My second point is she is just mean and nasty to other young models, and let’s not forget the biggest one of them all SHE THROW A PHONE AT HER HOUSEKEEPER. Ok, it was a long time ago, and a few of you may think she has change, but have you seen the latest episode of “The Face”.

    Again she is CRAZY. So if this is true, all the Fassloonies, let us bow our heads in a deep prayer and hope that Michael Fassbender ask Bryan Singer for the Magnet helmet, he use does need it.
    P. s. Even though Naomi Campbell is crazy, at least it is huge step up from That Golddigger Magalina Ghea.

    • Isadora says:

      Haha… I was just thinking how lamentable someone’s taste in women has to be if crazy Naomi is actually a huge step up. Oh Fassy… why…

      • L says:

        We’re still doing the angry black woman thing? Ok…one phone throwing incident and you are marked ‘the angry black woman’ forever. Good to know.

      • Isadora says:

        I don’t think her skin colour has any significance here… She could as well be the angry white woman. And it’s not just the phone throwing incident, she has a huge reputation for being catty, short-tempered and aggressive. A further problem is that it has become comparatively quiet around her apart from her behavior so of course it’s the thing the media (and everyone else) focuses on.

  34. Camille (The Original) says:

    I don’t have a problem with it either Kaiser. Doubt it will last long…

    And my god he looks hot in these pics, yum. Love his shark teeth!

  35. KateBush says:

    Omg! Great rumour don’t know if it’s true I’m hoping not for Fassy’s sake don’t want him getting beaten up!

  36. Vampira says:

    I read in yesterday’s blind that she already caught him with another woman and went ballistic. What a shock (on both parts)…..

  37. Longhorn says:

    Low hanging fruit. The dude just knows how to pick them. I doubt very much that lupita had a fling with this guy. She’s way too smart

  38. Jessica says:

    I don’t really get the appeal of this dude. He’s not that handsome to me, and his teeth, when he smiles, freaks me out.

  39. Helvetica says:

    I would with him, 500 different ways. I love him.

  40. allheavens says:

    Fassy is going to be the old man in the club, if he keeps this up.

  41. Nina says:

    Well actually I think fassy loves any skin colored women but somehow he gets fascinated to be in press on pics dating only black it’s so funny he makes image of himself so stupid image I will date only black, but I guess in reality he never cares if girl is black or white. Just complex