Wow, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were all over Paris yesterday. Let me do the math… the last I heard, Kim and Kanye want their wedding to be in France at the end of May, as in the end of the Cannes Film Festival. And they only recently discovered that they have to establish residency for one month prior to the wedding. Does this mean that Kim and Kanye have permanently decamped to Paris? Probably not, because there are photos of Kim flying out of de Gaulle yesterday too. Maybe Kanye is staying behind to establish residency?
Anyway, as for these photos – Kanye took his girl shopping at Givenchy, Balmain and Lanvin. Kim changed her dress in the car mid-way through their shopping excursion, as one does. They also visited a castle which might be the new wedding venue. It’s a pretty castle/chateau. Here’s a little bit more:
According to a new report, the high-profile couple have been scouting a new location — the 17th-century, Louis XIV-commissioned Chateau de Louveciennes.
“Kanye was taking the lead, asking all the questions and visualizing the big day and how everything might work,” a source told X-17. “Kim offered a little input, but not much. It was all about how Kanye thought things should go and how he wants the wedding to look.”
With their entourage, Kardashian and West recently toured the property for about two hours, with a guide leading them through the historic buildings and gardens, X-17 reported. The enormous and stunning structure was used as a prototype for neoclassical architecture, and is finished and furnished with exceptional class and elegance. Interestingly, in the 1980s squatters took over the chateau until it was finally restored in 1994 when a wealthy French business investor bought and restored the property.
If this ends up being the venue, they could do a lot worse. I’m sure Kanye gave the French wedding and real estate people an earful about how he should be getting married at Versailles though.
As for the clothes… I like Kim’s ensemble with the jeans and the black v-neck. That’s similar to how I dress, although I don’t do skinny jeans. The velvet dress with the gold belt is hideous and so, so dated. The silver spiderweb dress is exhausting too. She looks like a fancy doily.
PS… If Kim and Kanye really do have to establish residency in France for 30/40 days, does that mean they’ll have to (gulp) miss the Met Gala?! The Met Gala is on May 5th. HAHAHAHA.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
If you stare at that first dress long enough, you’ll see a sailboat
Wouldn’t it be lovely if she used this boat to sail away and out of our sight?
I actually gasped out loud when I saw that dress. Not in a good way.
me too! that dress was clearly made for a taller person so as to not look this effing busy?!?
Oh my God, too funny–that was exactly my reaction!
The way she dresses is indicative of how deluded and self-involved she is.
She insists on dressing like she’s built like a model when she simply isn’t.
VERY few women could pull off a hideous dress like that, but a statuesque woman like say, Cate Blanchett might possibly be able to make it work, but not KK.
The best of all the outfits here is the skinny pants with the blazer. Weirdly enough, this is the third pic I’ve seen of her wearing a blazer that looks pretty decent. I don’t even mind the cleavage..it looks ‘understated-sexy’ instead of just ridiculous like her usual outfits.
What fresh hell is this?
@BooBoo – LOL! These are unspeakably bad.
Sorry, I can’t get past the giant triangle over her crotch to see a sailboat.
I see stitch from lilo and stitch smiling creepily at me
If this is a Rorschach test, I see snakes in a basket.
OMG too funny!
Why, now, would anyone want to do that? One look hurts my eye, you would have to give me a million dollars for it.
Lol! I saw it!
I think she looks like a giant ornate wine stopper.
Dammit! I can’t find the sailboat and now I’m obsessed!
Fantastic Mall Rats reference!
God, that woman can’t dress to save her life…
PS: It’s a schooner 😉
LOL!!!!
Wow. There really IS such a thing as too much Balmain. Who knew?
That is one ostentatious door knocker. You might tap it, but you’ll find that nobody is home.
🙂
Ding Dong. 😉
If I used the door knocker I bet Lucifer’s Homegirl would come outta there…like some wack puppeteer.
Nightmares!
oom, balls, balls, balls, balls…(chanting to kill that imagery).
ha ha, she keeps her in her cleavage.
I thought the same thing!
LOL Kaiser, you took the words right out of my mouth. When I saw that first pic all I could think was that she’d been attacked by a giant doily. The second dress is so hideous that I lack the words.
I do like her casual look (except for those shoes) but I just can’t help but wonder if she had to beg Kanye for “permission” to dress normally. 😛
Why does she wear such fancy clothes? She looks ridiculous just walking down the street in those dresses. It’s so bizarre. Maybe she’s being paid to wear them? I can’t explain it.
I’m sure the clothes are very expensive, thus making everything OK!
i always wonder the same too. why wear a super fancy (yet insanely hideous) dress just to walk around the city? it’s tragic how someone with so much money has so little taste in clothes and zero clue as to how to dress appropriately for the occasion.
She probably heard that Parisians are super chic and brought her most tricked out dresses to keep up, bless her.
The clothes are Givenchy so she must have been brought to the atelier to get outfitted, surely after the clothes were custom made because they would otherwise not fit her body shape. My god though, does Riccardo Tisci not have eyes? How can they think this is good for the brand?
The first two outfits are so mind-boggling to me, does Kim own a mirror at all? The last outfit is pretty cute (minus the shoes).
I’m sure Kim would love to attend the Met Gala not pregnant, she probably needs to redeem herself from that ghastly outfit worn last year.
It’ll still be ghastly, she just wont be pregnant
@lindy79 I totally agree with you..
wouldn’t know that she’s looking for wedding venues, going by the pictures alone. more like a widow looking for a funeral parlor for someone recently struck down by a cthulhu with the plague.
+1 for Lovecraft
I actually really like her casual outfit. I need tips on wearing a blazer as part of a casual outfit, though – on me, it always looks like I’m going somewhere, like it’s outerwear as opposed to something you’d keep on. I’m blazer challenged!
THIS!!!! I’m debating whether to even try wearing it or not lol
The last outfit best suits her figure.
The first dress starts wimpering at her chest and is screaming for mercy while around her hips.
Ha ha!!
That first outfit I have no words to describe how awful it is.
OT: did anyone else hear the rumour that the reason the Jenner girls were with Selena Gomez at the music festival over the weekend is that Kris Jenner wants to manage Selena? It is a scary thought but makes sense since Selena fired her management team recently
I heard that too, if I were Selena, I’d run as fast as I can because her career is going to be one big, tacky, attention-whoring mess. PMK doesn’t know how to manage someone any other way.
I read a blind that could only be about Selena and PMK. Hopefully someone who loves Selena can get through to her before it is too late.
For the love of God, Kim, stop wearing high necks! Women with big jumblies should never wear high necks! That’s why the casual look works so well.
amen!!!!
The dresses are so ugly that there really isn’t anything to say, but man, those jeans are tight, and in the worst possible way. The famous Kardashian camel toe makes an appearance.
I’m assuming that you’ve seen this already…hence the reference. Didn’t know you needed one of these, did you? Yep. It’s real. (OR, you could just buy clothes that fit, but this is WAAAAY cooler)
http://www.cuchini.com
That Kimmy is a multi-tasker! Just after she crocheted her Grandma a new doily she steps out wearing the wrestling belt she won over the weekend.
Laughed so much. Thanks lorgasm!
Did anyone else catch the Morgan Spurlock special on celebrity and paps on CNN? He asked about KK and why she is so famous and the answer in a nutshell was she has a deal with the paps that she lets them take her picture and they sell the photo and they split the money. The pap went on to explain that her main job is to be in the news for no reason and that if the paps get tired of them and if the pictures stop making money they will all fade out of the news. So in essence Kanye West has sold out to be with KK and has lost tons of respect in the rap community. Oh and yes, she is dress ugly again which is becoming her norm. All in all she really isn’t an attractive person any longer after doing all that work on her face and her body plus she just doesn’t seem to be very smart. As a couple they are bla.
I have it on my DVR. Can’t wait to watch it.
I’ve been saying this for years, and the Kartrashians are not the only celebs who do this. Actors, singers, are addicted to attention; that’s why they choose to go into show business. They stand the thought of waling down the street without being recognized. When you hear of celebrities complaining about the paps, don’t believe it – they’re probably the ones who called them!
Yes singers and actors do the pap stroll at times as well but the difference is they are actors and singers and models, they do have talent in some area other than just strolling down the street. Kim and her family have no talent and are basically shoved down our throats by E! and the media. The media has made her into something she is not from one porn tape and a smart mama. She does nothing without getting paid and I find that sad for all of us. She is all smoke and mirrors on a fondation built by lies.
That’s not why actors, singers and models go into show business – just for the attention. Yes, some of them truly care about that, but I’d like to think most of them don’t.
Some are out there because they truly want to be artists. When have you ever seen Cate Blanchett in the tabloids? Or being photographed on the street? NEVER.
You shouldn’t make silly blanket statements that only apply to a handful of people.
@ GeeMoney
While I agree with you Cate Blanchett has been in the tabloids for one because of Woodly Allen and she has been photograph on the streets and at Disneyland with her kids. That does mean she or most other Singers, actors/actresses are addicted to attention.
@Candy Love
Cate Blanchett being quoted for a magazine article interview she did vs. being papped on the street wearing a bogus outfit is NOT the same thing.
And getting photographed at an amusement park with her family??? Do you honestly think she called the paparazzi on THAT ONE? You need a better argument than the one you gave.
@ GeeMoney
I think you need to CALM yourself down and read my comment again because I agreed with what you said.
I didn’t say Cate called the paparazzi or gets photograph on the daily. I did however correct you because you said Cate never is in the tabloids or get photographed on the street which is untrue like I pointed out in my above comment.
Of course Kim has a deal with the paps. She is seen when she wants to be seen. This is why after giving birth there were zero pics of her for almost 2 months. She didn’t want to be seen.
Nah, the whale just returned to the ocean for two months.
I think she was healing from all the work she had done..disguised as mommy/baby time.
I wish I could see what she sees in the mirror. Her sight is probably faulty. It’s the only explanation.
What about her “people” ,do they have vision problems as well ? Whenever I think she can’t possibly look more ridiculous, she proves me wrong.
Yeah.. her ‘people’ are probably blind and pick her clothes out of pitch black wardrobes.
The castle is finished with “exceptional class and elegance”. Then what are they doing letting the Kartrashian’s and her fiancé in the building? No one would ever use class and elegance to describe the Kartrashian’s or her fiancé, Mr. Kim Kartrashian. You can guarantee that their wedding will be craptacular. Neither one of these two famewhores understand restraint.
She looks really good in the jeans+blazer outfit. Everything else is hideous.
except for the drooping sacks of silicone hanging out
LOL!!!!!!
That chateau is lovely but it is a far cry from Versailles. Seems a little understated for these two.
Why is she even on anyone’s radar. Why does anyone pay any attention to her or her family. She dresses hideously. What contribution to society or human knowledge does she provide. I just wish the entire Kardashian train wreck in all their lip puckering glory would go away, far, far away. Forever.
What does this chick have with wearing frocks that look like upholstery??? I just have visions of random french chairs & chesterfields shivering in the cold because Kim stole their clothes.
She is trying to wear haute couture and with her bodytype it doesn´t work. At all. She needs to hire someone who can dress the body she has not the size 2 she wants.
Is her face looking better or have I just forgotten what she used to look like?
I think we’re getting used to the new face. That’s not a good thing.
I blame most of this mess on Kayne. He wanted to class her up but she looks ridiculous.
Well he did record a song about blowin his load in her mouth. Excuse me, I mean impregnating her mouth. Keepin it classy.
The blazer outfit is decent, the rest is fug.
That first photo where he is smiling at her is kind of cute. There’s a bit of natural affection showing through, which is a first with these two.
I’m just going to say it. wtf did she do to her face. she looks horrible. her nose looks flat like no shape at all and it’s being sucked into her face. her eyes looks abnormally small and her cheeks look inflated but stiff. and whhhyyyy does her mouth look like that? does anyone else miss her smile? she had a nice smile once upon a time. her face looks frozen stiff. when she looks up it looks like someone glued her mouth shut and she’s stuck like that. holy hell she used to be so gorgeous back when she was with Reggie. even when she was with the goofy basketball player she was still pretty. she looks so horrible I feel bad for her now…she’s never going to be beautiful ever again.
it’s mind boggling why she did whatever it was that she did. You know that expression…if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it?!? Now her face is broke-ass.
Here is an evolutional glimpse of her face: http://static.wetpaint.me/kktny/ROOT/photos/630/Cover-1375487423.jpg
*lazer hair removal, nose jobs, chin implant, cheek implants, etc.
I just looked at those pics and it is sad that she ruined her looks. The first 2 are fine but the rest are horrible. Why would someone want to make their face as bland as possible? Of course blandness has turned into a joker face. She looks just like those trashy tacky Real Housewives of Whereeverville.
She needs a hobby. She could try raising her daughter, but that would be too much work. She carries about how hard she works, but all I ever see are pictures of her walking down the street in ugly unflattering clothes, shopping, going to lunch, going on vacations, “going to the gym” and getting her nails or whatever done. I don’t know how a person could fill their day with such mindless, meaningless nonsense.
Her fashion sense is AWFUL… yet this bee-otch is the one that makes the cover of Vogue. WTF.
The black on black outfit is great. That is all. Those balmain clothes are made for models 5’10 and above. Looks so trashy on her.
But who wears velvet in April and if you must, it never looks good skin tight. I makes her look huuuuge – from the high neckline to ugh, everything. She looks ridiculous as usual. What else is new?
RIght? Looks like she’s going to the Realty One Christmas party where all the ladies wear stockings with open-toe sandals.
Where’s the kid?
As far as residency, as I understand, establishing it doesn’t mean one has to be in France for thirty consecutive days. They could travel to New York and back for the Gala; they just have to establish thirty days beforehand that France is their primary – not exclusive – residence.
The jeans and blazer comb could be OK if it weren’t for the HIDEOUS SHOES!!!!
Why is it that all her shoes are just bad?
Why is she always so dressed up while Kanye is in jeans and t-shirts? Also, who changes their clothes mid-day like that? And in the car of all places? It’s like she thought “Ok I’m only in Paris for two days but I have to be pap’d in both these dresses”.
What designer in his/her right mind would allow Kim to wear clothes which are clearly ill-fitting and stretched out? This “model” does nothing for anyone’s brand. If Kanye is responsible for the way she dresses (and I suggest he is), it won’t be long before after the wedding he requires her to wear a burka.
I really wonder if Kanye has a good giggle in the bathroom before actually letting her outdoors in some of these outfits.
The woman could not recognise style and taste if it hit her in the face.
exactly! and you know she’s all thinkng she’s better than everyone b/c she’s wearing some expensive dress. when i look better in my “normal” people clothes. i get the biggest kick out of her b/c she struts around like she’s the s*it, when 80% of the time, she looks like s*iit. or she’ll look ok from the front and then you see the back view. one time, i was watching their show for a minute and she had on some tight tshirt. and then i saw the back, it was tied in a knot in the back. you know, so she could show off her big implants from the front. it’s like, what are you a hooters waitress? no offense to any hooters waitress, lol
That’s a great comment! I can’t quit laughing! Lol!
i thought he was supposed to be into fashion? so why does he always dress so badly and look like he just rolled out of bed? and she’s dressed to the nines (what she thinks looks good), she’s taken three hours to get ready? and he looks like he just rolled out of bed and grabbed something off the floor to wear? looks stupid when they are together! neither one of them can dress to save their life. but he could at least put some effort into how he looks, esp since he’s supp to be this big fashion guy.
and her— that is the ugliest dress I’ve ever seen. and she’s strutting around like she’s a supermodel, as usual. just goes to show, you can have money but not have fashion sense. i wonder what he does while she takes half the day to get ready. I had a girlfriend like this once. She would take three hours to get ready to go to t he club and make the guy she was dating wait on her. after awhile of dating, he would go hang out with the guys while she got ready. and she got mad! it’s like, are you serious? can you blame the guy? but she thought the world revolved around her, like KK.
but i’ve always hated it when you get all nice and dressed up to go on a date. and the guy shows up wearing a concert tshirt and jeans. if i can put the effort in, he should too.
One question.
Does she own a f***ing mirror?
I really am speechless and possibly blinded by the fug.
Daily Mail has a photo of her original butt circa 2006, stating she has spent thousands on butt injections. Hilarious.
Yikes!
I wish their wedding would hurry up and be over already. I wonder what she’ll do for attention then? Fake second pregnancy rumors? Fake divorce rumors?
A more accurate headline might be, “Kim Kardashian wears clothes awfully”. The clothes are innocent, she is the one that ruins everything she touches by never picking anything that a) fits, or b) flatters her bizarro figure.
And 40 days ain’t gonna do it; I had a friend who lived and worked in Paris for YEARS before the gov’t would acknowledge her as a “resident”.
YIKES!!!!!!!!!
Where is the baby? Im starting to wonder if she is one of those projection images like they’ve been doing w all the dead music stars.
Wtf is Kanye wearing on his feet? Leopard print Keds?!?!
Never mind the hideous Kim, does Kanye own a pair of slacks? A suit? A normal pair of
jeans? Anything that doesn’t look like it hasn’t been washed in 3 months? Separately
they look ridiculous but together they hardly look they’re even on the same page.
This bodes really well for their “happy life together”. (snark)
She is the most heinously dressed thing I have ever seen. Whomever is picking her clothes must secretly hate her. The chateau is pretty.
My first reaction on seeing that dress was a flashback to “Mary Poppins” and the animated Cockney band with all of their studded clothing. Honestly, I cannot believe that this person’s only claim to fame is that behind of her’s and that she walks around, conveniently, to be photographed. She hasn’t accomplished one thing that furthers humanity – but she sure has made a bundel off of people being mesmerized by her and her antics.
Still can’t believe the Kar-trashian made the cover of Vogue, with Kanye’s help. Other online mags are quoting the 300,000 to 400,000 sales numbers, but the mags’ source is still the New York Post. Nothing independent is backing up those numbers. Too lazy to find out if those numbers are true?
And how can the Kar-trashian be considered a fashion icon when she wears sprayed-on clothes that makes her look like she’s wearing a flotation device all the time? Also, that the clothes are so tight they accentuate that she is broad in the beam? I thought having style means picking interesting clothes that look good on you, i.e., they fit. Oh well.
I heard about her deal with the paps, which is basically her revenue stream. I have a theory why the Kardashians are in our faces as often as they are. They not only crave money and attention, they also crave respectability. Sure the sex tape and reality shows has opened up opportunities for rake in more money, but I think they know the elite circles see them as trash. They put up a front that they don’t care, if they didn’t they wouldn’t be jonesing for invites to the MET Ball, strong-arming Nuclear Witnour into putting Kimye on the Vogue cover, or begging the Obama White House to let KK be a surrogate for the campaign. The fact that Yeezus and Pimp Mama Kim lashed out at the president on a position and the use of rappers show they were stung by the snub; for they have never been known to be ultra political in any regard. The K-clan is seen as so base that having an Olympic champion in the family doesn’t elevate them. (Then again, Bruce-Bruce sold his soul to Lucifer’s Homegirl long ago.)
Let the Kardashians have their delusions of grandeur. When the people who tolerate them can’t make money off them anymore, they will abandon them faster than you can say “Titantic”. It would make their eventual fall more stunning, and more compelling to watch. It may take some time, but “winter is coming” for this nut-house.
Well said. Thank you.
The first doily dress, it looks like my grandmothers living room threw up on her.
And the second dress…when we say someone’s outfit is “dated” we don’t typically mean all the way back to the Victorian era… Yet, Kk achieves it.
Sigh.
She always looks like she found her outfits in a Salvation Army bin….They never fit…they never flatter…and they are absolutely HORRIBLE in style. Does she LOOK IN THE MIRROR with any of these get-ups on? Seriously. And padded shoulders? For what? Please don’t tell me to balance out her hips…and ginormous ASS! No…not working. Nothing about any of it works.
He shows up in sweat shirts and jeans…sneakers that either aren’t tied…don’t have laces or are flapping open and his look is generally Walmart shopper. Yet she walks…no, let me rephrase that…parades, alongside him…like she’s got a Halloween costume on…yet all the while.. they never appear as if they planned to be seen together…Like one is all casual shopper and the other is trying to make it to the Halloween parade. Awful..yet the camera’s follow them like bee’s to honey! Ridiculous!
Body Binding? How can one move in that?
I love black..trust me! But isn’t it exhausting to only wear one color everyday of your life? Oh wait! She does wear more colors…black and…white