Lindsay Lohan couldn’t stop telling crack lies on ‘Watch What Happens Live’

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Lindsay Lohan appeared on last night’s episode of Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live and the crack shenanigans were all over the place. It amazes me how hosts and professionals like Andy Cohen, David Letterman, Jimmy Fallon and Oprah are so NICE to her. I guess there’s the idea of “giving her enough rope” but it also feels like Lindsay is always going to be given “second chances” by pretty much everyone. Unfortunately, Bravo has split up the interview into like ten different videos, so if you’d like to try to search through the maze of clips, go here. I’m only including three videos.

Here’s LL talking about Coachella and how much fun she had not being fall-down drunk.

This is where LL gets “real” about her sex list, which was published in In Touch Weekly last month. She claims she made the list as part of the program and that someone (Dina) took a photo of the list and sold it to In Touch. So, the list is real. She really slept with all of those people.

In this video, Lindsay actually claims that her mother doesn’t drink. It’s like Lindsay doesn’t know how to NOT crack-lie.

During the interview, LL also claimed she was hanging out with Beyonce and that Beyonce recognized her and came up to her and they talked about “our sisters.” I don’t believe that. Crack lie. Cohen also asked Lohan about the comments Rosie O’Donnell recently made about LL’s OWN show. Rosie said the show was “a tragedy on every level,” which is a pretty dead-on assessment. But the Crack-Deflector told Cohen: “I heard about that and it just seems like she’s bored. I don’t understand whenever actresses talk nasty about other actresses. I find that to be really sad.”

The funniest/saddest crack lie/deflection was when Cohen asked about how she had wine in her apartment, a storyline on her OWN series. LL said: “Do you think I’m not smarter than this by now? I had a dinner party the night before and I cooked dinner … and they didn’t show this on the show, which is kind of a bummer. I cook a lot on the show. I like to cook at home.” LOL, did she really ask “Do you think I’m not smarter than this by now?” No, Lindsay. We KNOW you’re not smart enough by now.


Photos courtesy of Andy Cohen’s Twitter, WENN, Fame/Flynet.

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  1. lisa2 says:

    I don’t know.. I really hope she surprises the world and actually turns her life around.

    • murphy says:

      I thought that way like 6 years ago.

      • homegrrrl says:

        So, someone has cancer for six years and we sit around making fun of bloated photos of them and laugh because they’ve had many rounds of chemo, or they haven’t died yet? Please people, addiction is a disease. I don’t laugh at this girl, because it’s painful, and 99% of us are one pharmaceutical prescription away from full blown addiction.

      • Grant says:

        99%? That’s a little hyperbolic there.

    • atorontogal says:

      Just watched her on The View. Couldn’t understand a word she said, when she did speak.She was a mess. Why does she keep getting hired?

    • homegrrrl says:

      It’s like making fun of someone with Parkinsons. This girl is sick, and it’s actually very sad. Someone took a photo of her personal inventory from AA recovery? REally ugly and pathetic. I wont’ fuel the fire to this woman’s suicide. I feel creepy hating on her.

      Team LL! Ihope she finds her way 🙁

      • dread pirate cuervo says:

        The list mentioned in the article is a list of people she’s had sex with. That’s not an AA thing. She doesn’t seem to have taken the first step (admitting you have a problem) so I very much doubt she’s ever done a 4th step (personal inventory).

      • homegrrrl says:

        Yes it’s actually very common, it’s called a “sexual inventory”, as part of purging the shame, or part of the “personal inventory”, getting “real” with your past in modern terms. I think the “anonymity” is harder to get in our media driven culture, and it’s a big component of healing through twelve steps. I saw a pap photo of Brooke Meuller sitting in an AA meeting- I feel like an a**hole for precariously viewing it online.

      • Beachbum says:

        I agree with dread pirate cuervo, I doubt that she has ever sincerely taken a 1st step and admitted she had a problem with alcohol and her life had become unmanageable. For an alcoholic, any belief that they have control over their drinking, is an illusion. The reality is that it controls them. That is why forcing someone to rehab rarely works. Until a person honestly admits that they have lost control of their life, and that alcohol is running it, any attempt at sobriety will not be very successful. A person can’t be forced into this understanding, they have to come to it themselves. Some, sadly, never do.

    • Just Me (and my Bobby McGee) says:

      I tend to feel the same way, lisa2. 🙁

      That said – and I very, very rarely make digs at someone’s appearance – the poor girl looks pickled in that first photo. 🙁

  2. Stef Leppard says:

    Oh jeez, another “all women must support all other women no matter what” hustler. Thanks a lot, Taylor Swift!

  3. Kiddo says:

    Aside from the usual, I question this, “professionals like Andy Cohen”. Ahem. Professional what, shit-stirrer?

  4. ALJsMom says:

    Wow she really looks like shit. Bloat+fillers=not a good look

  5. aims says:

    Right Lindsay. I think we need to take everything she says as total bullsh*t. Yes she’s using again, yes she’s an entitled twit. She’s a crazy, drunk, has been, who somehow has found a sucker to fund her lifestyle.

    • katy says:

      You can tell because she says the list was her fifth step – the “list” is the dreaded 4th step that everyone knows about. She isn’t going to AA, nor is she sober.

  6. AlmondJoy says:

    She is the absolute WORST. I just can’t with her, her ridiculous show, and all her lies.

  7. Aysha says:

    She’s ruined her looks and is closing in on 30 with a million cute up and coming women with which to compete. She’ll never be popular or taken seriously again.

  8. RedWeatherTiger says:

    Add to the list of Lohan tragedies that horrific ensemble she’s wearing.

  9. FingerBinger says:

    Lindsay cooks? Who in their right mind would eat food Lindsay cooked? I think she’s also supposed be a co-host of The View today. Sounds like a train wreck.

    • Arock says:

      Lindsay cooks, those rocks don’t jump into a pipe themselves.
      A four course meal of hot pockets, Jell-O shots, bugles and finest rock Dina’s 20 spot can buy. Pull up a chair.

    • Tipsy says:

      She’s referring to her meth lab silly! The wine is her special ingredient- it adds a certain je ne sais quoi!

    • Bridget says:

      I was thinking the same thing. That is some food I would never, ever touch.

      And also, I seriously doubt she can cook anyway. She’s been acting and famous since she was a little kid, and has had the entitled attitude to match. Can you really imagine anyone (certanly not Dina or Michael) teaching her, and Lindsay actually wanting to get her hands dirty and learn? If she actually had life skills like being able to cook her own food, she may not have blown through her money before she hit 25.

    • Chicagogurl says:

      I don’t think cigarette ash and weave hairs in the bottom of glass of merlot or sending your assistant out for starbucks and pizza counts as “cooking” – most people do not sustain themselves on marlboros and lattes.

    • GeeMoney says:

      Peanut Butter and Crack Sandwich!

  10. mia girl says:

    Isn’t “Watch What Happens Live” actually live? Except apparently Lohan’s was taped on Wed and aired Thu.

    Another chance for her to blame it on the edit.

  11. yup says:

    The eyebrow!! I can’t stop watching it!! It has a life of its own!

  12. Belle Epoch says:

    So tedious. So tiresome. She doesn’t know where her life ends and her acting begins. I guess it should be sad but she has no redeeming qualities and refuses to accept responsibility for ANYTHING. Wish she would go live on a farm somewhere and STFU.

  13. blue marie says:

    What kind of program has you list who you sleep with? How is it relevant to anything? I would feel sorry for her if she wasn’t such a lying @sshole.

    • Bridget says:

      While in a nightclub, on a piece of Scattegories paper, and only the famous people.

      • Mkar says:

        In AA they make u take a sexual inventory where u list everyone u have ever had a sexual encounter with and then u write how it has effected u. It’s not to just count up how many ppl u banged but to go through everything you have done in yr past n deal with how those things have effected u n yr life. And to whoever said that’s a 4th step thing n she said it was for her 5th step, 4th step is when u write n 5th step is when u show it 2othr person who could’ve taken pic

    • gg says:


    • Tracy says:


    • Chicagogurl says:

      This! Even sex addicts don’t have to make lists —— unless, getting creative here —if one had to make amends and had given say 36 men the clap, she may need to make a list. LOL.

      I do no believe half f the men on that list or that there was any valid reason for it.

    • katy says:

      She was wrong – she means the “fourth step” and it isn’t a list of sexual conquests. The fourth step is called a “moral inventory,” where you list all of the people who you harmed, or who you felt harmed you while you were using.

      It’s a list of four columns – the list of names in column one, the you write down the situation (or the wrongdoing) in column two, then you say why you resent it in column three (for instance, she lied to me, she insulted my ego, it made me scared, etc), then in column four you write down what part YOU had in that wrongdoing.

      It is a way of coming to terms with past resentments that eat away at you – then, when you realize your part, you can let go.

      • Jessica says:

        And there’s the crack lie for you because that’s clearly not what her list was, because it didn’t look like you described.

      • why not says:

        And her fourth column is blank.

      • Mkar says:

        In my fourth step I had to make a sexual inventory. It could’ve been someone I kissed in eighth grade but if it effected my pride, self esteem etc then I would put that on list. Not all sponsors have their sponsees do the 4th step the same exact way, they do it how they were taught. But here in ny part of yr moral inventory aftr yr resentment list u make a sex inventory. For both lists u put how each thing has effected u, and then wat yr part in it was. In mine I have in one part just the list, then the writing on dif page. And 5th step is when u share this w other person. 4th step is not yr ammends list! All u ppl have yr facts mixed up

      • HanzP says:

        katy – Perfect 4th step explaination.

  14. Jaquebelle says:

    People. Places. Things. If you refuse to change these factors an addict will never remain sober and you cannot want someone to embrace sobriety. They have to want it for themselves and clearly Lohan does not. What kills me are the number of amazing opportunities Lohan has been undeservedly given. Millions for filming a reality show. Continued acting roles. Private planes. Designer clothes. Nothing will ever change, until Lohan approaches sobriety with the same passion she uses in hiding her addictions. And her sense of entitlement is laughable. Somehow she thinks she is “owed” an Oscar lol. Based on what. Mean Girls lol. Puhleeze. One love.

    • here's Wilson says:

      spot on! people, places, things is a recipe for success

    • HappyMom says:

      This exactly. She still hangs out with shady people at nightclubs. There is NO way someone who is committed to sobriety is going to do these things.

      • swack says:

        Look at the people she was hanging out with the day of her Elle – Indonesian photo shoot. Who, if sober, pierces their ear with a knife.

    • babybirds2 says:

      I have been clean & sober for 10 1/2 years. the fact that she said the list was from her 5th step just confirmed what is so obvious. this gal doesn’t work her steps or attend meetings regularly. the sex inventory is included in the 4th step and shared with your sponsor in the 5th. I know this because I’ve worked a few 4th steps and the first time i did it my sexual inventory was a doozey!

  15. FLORC says:

    I watched this. The prerecorded episode of “Watch What Happens LIVE”. Yea. He softballed preapproved questions and she seemed mildly tipsy. I’m assuming mildly tipsy for her is stumbling drunk for me.

    I think everyone is being nice hoping she’ll have her breakdown on their show. Or slip up somehow. I doubt anyone believes she can turn it around at this point. And yea. She doesn’t know how to tell the truth anymore. Her life is delusional.

    • Chicagogurl says:

      I wonder if they do this because they find her endearing or is it because they don’t want to push her over the edge? I had a family member who as an addict and as asshole with random violent tendencies but everyone kept their mouth shut because he had made a few suicide attempts and drunk driving after a fight with his mom once landed him in traction for a boken pelvis, hip, etc. When he was sober he was ok but when he was on drugs/drinking he was impossible. Some felt bad because he didn’t have much of a chance due to some pretty messed life circumtances (which is how the pitty all started) but the majority of us were scared of pushing him over the edge (if he desn’t kill himself, he’ll kill someone else). He ended up klling himself after a really petty argument.

  16. Karen says:

    She’s 27 and my friend is convinced she’s going to die soon and join the ’27 Club’.

  17. Dara says:

    “Do you think I’m not smarter than this by now.” Translation “Do you think I haven’t been crack hustling long enough to have a ready answer for that immediately?”

  18. Dani says:

    There’s no way that list is real. I have a similar one that I wrote for a ‘program’ I’m in as well. It’s real. I promise. I did in fact, sleep my way through England with Cumby, Hiddles, Hardy, Jude Law…should I stop? Do you believe me yet?

  19. Tracy says:

    I have a hard time believing that it is no big deal for her to be around alcohol. She is a mess.

    • TheCountess says:

      It isn’t a big deal, so long as you pour some into a water bottle and share with her. Otherwise, you’re DISRESPECTING LINDSAY (as she so often whines on her OWN show).

  20. Talie says:

    Sadly, she could never compete with the current crop of new actresses because she has ruined her looks and face — she’d have to play women 10 years older or more.

  21. TX says:

    This makes me want to pull out my hair…HOW is she still scoring interviews with legit people (Im talking less about Cohen, more about Fallon)..I’m sorry, if I were any of these people, I would say thanks but no thanks. She will continue to crack hustle her way through life until she truly hits rock bottom, which will never happen if people keep giving her a platform.

  22. TheCountess says:

    This was taped in advance, correct? Isn’t that unusual? I thought this show actually *was* live. And that’s what they should have done, live or nothing, even if the Cracken didn’t show up. But no, catering to her again by taping in advance so they could edit around her lateness/drunkness/rudeness etc.


    • Nina W says:

      Meh, no one is going to risk their show by counting on Lindsay turning up on time and coherent. I would imagine their lawyers insist she be pre-recorded, she is a nightmare in any professional situation.

  23. decorative item says:

    She’s like the sorry soul you take into your home, give them food, shelter, and love. Then, in the middle of the night they murder your entire family and rob you blind, all the while laughing at how stupid you are.
    A tad extreme, but you get my drift.

    • mata says:

      I used to feel sorry for her, but that’s really a dead-on analogy. I can’t think of one person/company who has given her a chance that she hasn’t screwed over. At this point, she just really is an awful person.

      • Lady D says:

        In the last 6 years, there hasn’t been a single person, company, TV appearance, or job that she hasn’t screwed over, blamed, bullshitted, then got her family to spread lies about. She’s nothing more than an arrogant rash who needs to be bleached away.

  24. Kimbob says:

    At this point, I tend to think it’s like, we’re already watching a train wreck in slow motion. I think people pay attention to her now to see, like….how GORY is this train wreck going to play out when it’s finished. It’s comparable to how people rubber-neck in long traffic lines because of a wreck…the traffic slows to a crawl because all the people/cars passing the wreck HAVE TO LOOK, even though they know they’ll regret it later. It’s just, the nature of things, I guess.

  25. Shiksa Goddess says:

    Not gonna lie, I do find all the cracken drama entertaining, but she should do herself a favor and just fade away from the public eye for a while.

    • HappyMom says:

      She lives for this shit: the attention, the drama-why go away? She doesn’t really want to be healthy-she just wants to be famous.

  26. Skins says:

    It pisses me off that these people keep justifying her pathetic existance by continually having her on these late night shows like it is some hip thing to do. She has nothing to promote except lie after lie and these idiots sit around yukking it up with her like she is some major star. Didn’t see her on Letterman, but I saw Fallon kissing her ass so much it was disgusting a couple of weeks ago. I find her to be totally gross

  27. Angie says:

    “I don’t understand whenever actresses talk nasty about other actresses. I find that to be really sad.” : Oh, I see, the cracken is all classy and wise, now? I remember the cracken trash talked Scarjo and wrote vulgar things on her on a wall, right? And that’s the first example I remember. She has always be rumored to be jealous and mean to other actresses or models (who are beautiful, more successful, popular..).

    As for Lilo claiming to hang out with Beyonce. The cracken has always loved to name drop other popular celebrities. She tries to look cool and popular by associating herself with the “hottest” people in hollywood at the moment. They probably just said “hello” to her or stayed a minute next to her and she is like “omg, we are bff now!”. In 2011 she tried with Tom Hardy, just after the success of inception and when he was announced as the next villain in Batman. She repeatedly talked about her close “friend” Natalie Portman who was there for her and developping movies with her (nothing came out of it, weird XD). And then whining that the black swan’s role should have been her, instead of being happy for her friend who was “helping” her, so charming. Or tweeting that Johnny Depp who came to say hello to her. She also tweeted about wanting to do a movie with Jennifer Lawrence after watching her in catching fire. Her family insisting Robert Downey Jr is a “friend” when he was back on the A list with Iron man. She kept mentioning Heath Ledger at the first occasion (ugh)…. And it’s just the few examples I remember off the top of my head. The cracken is full of it and delusional as always. I really doubt she is friend with all these people, including Beyonce. Not just because she is a known liar but I have a hard time imagining someone who has a successful career, life and has a healthy self esteem, wanting to be linked to her. Poor queen Bee, stalked by Kim K and now the cracken.
    I watched some clips of her own docu serie, she seems like a really awful person, treating people around her like sh*t. Even if she has problem, it’s no excuse. I really can’t stand her. End of the rant.

    • MisJes says:

      Ha! Her tweeting at Jennifer Lawrence that they should do a Thelma and Louise type film together was one of my favourite cracked -out, batshit crazy, Dina Lohan-endorsed delusions EVER!

    • Shiksa Goddess says:

      Ooh what’d she say about ScarJo? I’m curious now…

      • angie says:

        She wrotes “Scarlett is a cunt” on a wall or something like that, several years ago. She denied it but after her list of “lovers”, I believe it even more. Scarjo was even asked about it so it seemed legit enough to ask her. I think she also talked several times about her in interviews, saying that she is as hard working as Scarlett (AS IF), but it’s unfair because she doesn’t have same opportunities, just because of the gossip stories and people’s opinion of her… Bitch please. Lindsay was just envious that Scarlett is a working and in demand young actress. Also, Scarlett is sometimes compared to Marylin Monroe, and you know Lindsay is obsessed with her and thinks she is the second Marylin ( lol), so she is probably just pissed at Scarjo. I’m not a fan of Scarjo though (after her woddy allen’s comments..), and I think she is overrated.

        And then Lindsay says that she wanted to be in the avengers 2 (and almost got the role, right….). But there is Scarjo who “is a cunt” in that movie, Blohan…

    • portlandjan says:

      If she’s going to name-drop, she should limit herself to the deceased. They’re the only ones that are in no condition to deny knowing her.

  28. Alex says:

    that oscar is never ever gonna happen sorry lilo!

    • angie says:

      I love how she thinks an oscar is a a possibility for her when Julianne Moore, Annette Benning, Robert Downey jr, Helena Bonham Carter, Bill Murray…. don’t have one. But of course, it’s Blohan who deserve one before everyone.

  29. K-rock says:

    She said the list was step 5 on the 12 step program….I looked it up and it says something to the effect of admitting the wrong doings to the people you have wronged and to God.

    Am I correct to assume that her crack lies regarding the list make no sense at all? Like she didn’t even prepare for the question. Andy Cohen is not one to hold back, he is a shit-stirrer. She should have had her crack lies all in a row before she went on the show.

    PS: I heard she was late to the “live-taping” lol At least he had enough brains to pre-tape the show rather than go live.

    • katy says:

      She is made of lies – anyone who has attended even ONE AA meeting knows that lists are 4th step (took a fearless and thorough moral inventory of ourselves), which includes listing out horrible shit that you did or that was done to you. Step 5 is going over that list with your sponsor (told another human being the exact nature of our wrongs).

      Step 8 is for an alcoholic to start making amends and apologies to the people they actually harmed during their usage.

  30. Soxfan says:

    In that pic with the hat and sunglasses, she truly looks like Janice the Muppet.
    There HAS to be something (a video, document, etc,) that the Lohans have on someone way up there in either politics or Hollywood. There is no other explanation as to why she keeps getting these opportunities. I have heard whispers of a tryst between an underage Craken and a bigwig of some sort that Dina taped and that is the supposed leverage. I don’t know-it is all so mind-blowing that she is still given the time, platform, $$, etc., and also shady as heck.

  31. K.B. says:

    All I got out of this was that the list was real! I KNEW IT! Everyone was doubting it because of some of the names on the list, but come on, now. Most males in general have low standards, but actors, musicians, and professional athletes have no standards whatsoever.

    (I will always choose to believe that list is real, so don’t try to convince me otherwise. lol Have all of the names been unblurred yet? I’ll admit that I was surprised that Sam Ronson’s name wasn’t on the last “unblurred” list I saw.)

    P.S. If Alexander Skarsgard shows up on that list, then I’ll know it’s a fake list/Lindsay is lying.

  32. Ladies of Lavendee says:

    Hilarious comments about LL from all on here today. Particularly Arock, re: Lohan cooking, I have not laughed so hard in a long while. Thanks!

  33. JFS61 says:

    I was always told that if you can’t lie any better than that, then you might as well start telling the truth.

  34. Maybe says:

    LL was on Two Broke Girls this past Monday. She looked HORRIFIC (puffy, out of shape, unhealthy) next to the two leads. She was also not that funny, and, through all of her escapades I’ve always thought up until now that she retained her comic timing. Not any more! Yawn. She was boring.

    • Jayna says:

      I think I read they had their lowest ratings with her Nobody is interested anymore. And Lindsay has been a terrible actress, dramatic or comedy, for many years now. I have seen several of her later movies and bad says it all about her acting. Wooden. And now her looks are off-putting, her face with the cheek implants and lips and botox

  35. Patriciacamille says:

    She always seems so fake and cutesy acting to me. I hate her interviews, they irrate me so much. Her fake laugh, fake hair, fake teeth, all of it is just so contrived to me.

  36. Lark says:

    She really did talk shit about Scarlett Johansson, as Scarlett responded once when being asked about it and said it was totally bizarre because she had never even met her. I call crack lies on that list, as I think she just made up half of those names to get attention.

  37. Lonnie Tinks says:

    I unapologetically really like Lindsay Lohan. I get that her behavior is outrageous, but she is entertaining.

  38. Longhorn says:

    I recently saw the TV movie Liz and Dick and she was barely so-so in it. How does she plan to get acting jobs when her looks are shot and she can no longer act? She’s a freak show now and that’s sad. The best she can hope for is playing someone’s grandmother with no dialogue.

  39. lucy2 says:

    I can’t watch the video at the moment, but read an additional quote where she said if she didn’t serve wine with her dinner parties, she’d lose half her friends and her family. And seriously, she doesn’t think maybe she’s hanging out with the wrong kind of people then????

    The closest she’s going to get to Oscar is living in a trash can.

    • DollyDeville says:

      Lucy2, your Oscar/trash can comment made me come thisclose to snorting lemonade out my nose! That was AWESOMELY hilarious! 😀

  40. Couiny says:

    She has to stop with that oscar thing, already. It’s becoming more and more embarrassing. The only chance she has to be close to an oscar, it’s if she steals it from her “friend” Jared Leto. Beware, Jordan Catalano, the cracken is ready to hunt for an oscahhh!
    Yeah, that’s what she probably means when she says she will have an oscar, one day: she is just going to steal it from someone.

  41. katy says:

    I know I’ve commented on this thread so much already but this chick can’t even get basic AA correct. If you go to one AA meeting, you know how the steps work and what they are (they are read before every single meeting).

    Step 4 includes lists, not Step 5 (she says it was part of her “fifth step”). Step 4 says “took a fearless and moral inventory of ourselves” which means that you write down a list with four columns of situations and people that you resent:
    Name of person you resent (either you hurt them or they hurt you)
    What situations made the resentment happen
    Why does the resentment stay
    What is your part in the resentment (taking responsibility)

    Very Brief Examples:
    –Name: Boss, Reason: He fired me, Why Resentment Stays: I had to beg for money and I lost my home, What is Your Part: I was drunk on the job
    –Name: Mom, Reason: Didn’t loan me money to pay my bills, Why Resentment Stays: That was the worst month of my life trying to get money together to keep a roof over my head and food in my family’s mouths, What Is Your Part: I used to steal money from my mom, and whenever she would loan me money I would use it on drugs/alcohol

    Step 4 is the worst and most feared part of AA. You dredge up all the bullshit from your past that really shows you how horrible of a person you are (which isn’t the point, but that is what it does). I’ve known a few people now who have gone back out and used because of the horrible feelings ascribed to Step 4, I’ve known many more who went into depressions so horrible it took weeks to come out of it (myself included). You don’t mess up Step 4 with any other number.

    Step 5 is going over your Step 4 list with another human being – usually your sponsor or your pastor, someone of that ilk. Mostly done with a sponsor because they probably haven’t heard you do anything that someone else hasn’t done, and therefore will be less judgmental.

    • dread pirate cuervo says:

      I didn’t watch the clip so I didn’t know she was trying to plead the fifth step, lol. I didn’t do my 4th step with the columns like in the big book, but wrote it out in paragraphs. I worked on it for a few weeks, went back when I was angry & dug deeper, per my sponsor. Completing my 4th step was a life-changing event. Everything made sense afterwards. Recognizing my character defects pretty much flipped the off switch on them. It’s in the top 3 events that ever happened or will happen in my life. There’s no way Lohan has had that experience.

    • jwoolman says:

      Well, if the steps are read before each meeting – no wonder the lass is confused. She always comes late.

  42. jwoolman says:

    They might be just letting her do these shows as a favor to Oprah. The taping ordinarily live shows with her has been happening for a while because she’s so unpredictable and messes up her lines. On Saturday Night Live, they also ran two old taped episodes, really odd to do, probably because she was just too useless in planned skits. They had someone on hand to take over right away in the intro monolog. On Chelsea Lately, they put their best improv writers on the panel, who could carry the show no matter what happened (and that one is taped anyway).

    A few years ago, there was a real interview with her that was analyzed by a body language expert. The analysis was that Lindsay was lying about everything except 1) that she hated her father and 2) that she enjoyed cooking. So she might actually know how to cook, but I doubt she’s done much lately. She seems really further gone now than even before her last rehab. Maybe people are being gentle because they think these are her last days.

    • Jgb979 says:

      That 2012 episode of snl they made a joke about Jon Hamm being available at the last moment to fill in……..

      But you know that was less “joke” than “truth”

  43. Ginger says:

    Even if the list was part of her program in rehab, why on Earth did she feel the need to write first AND last names? It smacks of “name dropping” narcissism rather than an honest assessment of her past behavior and using.

  44. daisyfly says:

    This woman lies more times than a mattress tester. She lies like a rug. She’s a lying liar that lies. And those are her GOOD qualities!

  45. WendyNerd says:

    “I don’t understand when actresses get nasty about other actresses…”

    This from the girl who called Elizabeth Olsen a complete unknown and wrote “Scarlett Johansen is a c—” on a bathroom stall.

    She’s just such a slimy, hypocritical, moronic little turd, isn’t she?

    • MissMoody says:

      She also tweeted “wth is Emma Stone” once

      • Ruyana says:

        Someone should tell her “an Emma Stone” is what you could have been if you were not such a drugged-out drunkie, completely delusional, vicious to everybody con artist grifter beatch.

    • Vanderhootchie says:

      Exactly. Nice, huh? 🙁

  46. Celese says:

    She will be dead soon!

  47. magz says:

    I feel like she hates the mean girls reference. poor thing

  48. Kerrboom says:

    Every time I read an article about this skank, I feel like throwing my iPad across the room. I can’t freaking stand her!

  49. Barbara says:

    She does ok if she is just on adderall. But when she combines it with alcohol she goes downhill pretty fast. Before on here some people were saying she deserves chances because she has a disease. Right, a disease of entitlement.

  50. LaurieH says:

    There was a time when I really hoped that Lindsay would take advantage of the second chance she’d been given and get her act together. That was, like, 50 second chances ago. At this point, I have written her off as a lost cause. People talk about the need to keep giving her chances because she’s such a great actress – no she’s not. She might have been a promising child actor in The Parent Trap, but that was then. Now, she’s just another headshot in a big stack of headshots of troubled former child stars. The only reason she’s even relevant anymore and gets any publicity is because she’s a train wreck; she’s become an entertaining circus act and people are enthralled with the spectacle of someone self-destructing. It’s the same with Justin Bieber, whose music is admired only by those who can count their number of pubic hairs one on hand, but is entertaining nonetheless to everyone else because of his outlandish antics.

  51. snowflake says:

    i hate her hair so much. she went from blond to red in her attempt to revive her career, but it looks so much worse than it did originally red. too light, too brassy. she effed up her hair going blond, now she can’t get it back to the dark red b/c her hair’s too bleached. plus her extensions are nasty

  52. d says:

    It’s hard to believe she’s in her late 20s. Comes across as a teenager, 16-17 yrs old.

  53. love candy. says:

    i do not understand, why some people are so mean to other people, yes Lindsay made mistakes, but all people do make mistakes some more some less, public people get on camera where some others can hide their mistakes, Lindsay is trying to get bether, she understands she should try, so why some people are trying to say, all theese so called “funny clever nasty” things about a person who is trying to survive, it is not funny, not nice, to be mean. It takes more heart to be nice. It is also not a public business how you me or Lindsay is doing, what mistakes she made, it is called , a personal life, if paparazzis novadays are alw,ays making their money taking pictures and snooping details, of movieacters and other celebrities it does not mean that they liked to show theese mistakes of their in public, making fun of a person, who is trying to getbether, it is not nice, may affect a person’s recovery lets try to be nice and we should not judje if we want niceness to ourselves we should be nice to eachother i really hope that Lindsay will get bether and aldo i think most of you guys do not think that saying something anonomously in internet has any meaning but come on amagin yourselves in the position of where yourmistakes are criticisefdd

    • springingforward says:

      People do make mistakes. It’s what makes us human. But you accept responsibility and then you learn from those mistakes.
      Lindsay makes ongoing bad choices and blames others for the outcomes. Then makes the same bad choices over and over again.
      That is the difference.