Tila Tequila is pregnant for real (again), this time with bump evidence

Tila Tequila

Tila Tequila is going to be someone’s mother. For real this time. She was last “pregnant” in 2010, with a big announcement followed by a bizarre claim that she dented her skull. Then she predictably fake miscarried the fake baby. I wouldn’t accuse anyone else of having a fake miscarriage, but Tila’s shown herself to be unstable and a pathological liar. She’s the worst type of celebrity — one with no talent whatsoever. Thanks, MySpace.

Tila has moved on from MySpace to Facebook where she posted a bump photo. She says she’s 10 weeks along and has already changed her Twitter handle to @BabyMamaTila. She’s tweeting to her baby now:

I can only hope that these aren’t “drunk tweets” to her baby. Does that make me a terrible person for wondering if Tila would do that? Tila would do anything for attention. She hasn’t been papped in some time, but not for lack of trying. The paparazzi simply lost interest. All the photos of her below are from 2012. I have no idea if Tila will reveal her baby daddy’s identity, but I’m pretty sure she’ll try to reinvent herself as an earth mother now. That poor child.

Tila Tequila

Tila Tequila

Photos courtesy of Tila Tequila on Facebook & WENN

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  1. NewWester says:

    Wasn’t she involved with a heir to the Johnson&Johnson fortune? She is a train wreak. Let’s hope she has changed for the better for her baby’s sake

  2. Jade says:

    Gross! Some people shouldn’t breed.

    • Dione says:

      For all we know tila may be really pregnant this time as before she lied . But unless she has more proof that she really is we can’t believe it I don’t hate her just don’t know if if she’s telling the truth or not just because she has a bump don’t mean she’s pregnant does it .

    • Dione says:

      Jade you’re a a really nasty person to say that if it is true don’t ever say that about tila . Who are you to judge she was going through a lot why you think she has been away for so long . It’s girls like make me sick tila has got her act together now she isn’t s dog she is a human .

  3. BeckyR says:

    Who IS this person and why is she famous? Please enlighten me.

    • FLORC says:

      She had a MySpace page and loads of followers.She was a model. Not the runway though. More of how Kourtney K was a model. And she’s Bi. She launched herself into a VH1 show called A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila. It lasted 2 seasons. There were groups of both guys and girls (since she likes both). That was a good ratings pull.

      The she made a few home videos, public appearances, etc…
      Also dated the heiress to Johnson and Johnson. They were said to be engaged, but the heiress passed away. Cause I believe was complications from diabetes, but drugs were heavily involved with her day to day life.

  4. Amanda says:

    Is she just sticking her stomach out? She looks really big for only 10 weeks. It doesn’t seem right

    • FLORC says:

      It’s right. Maybe sticking out slightly, but some women don’t expand until the very end.
      It’s not accurate to judge how far along a woman is by the size of her bump. Not even the majority of accuracy.

    • Audrey says:

      The uterus wouldn’t even be above her pubic bone at 10 weeks.

      She’s either further along, having multiples, or pushing it out for dramatic effect.

      I’m just going to hope for the best for the innocent baby involved

    • Dione says:

      She is meant to be be 3 months as it’s her first child she’s showing more .it is possible .

  5. Abbott says:

    Is she the one who thought the illuminati was out to get her?

  6. daisyfly says:

    I didn’t know they threw baby showers for coke bloat now. Girl is gonna give birth to dime bags.

    • Just Me (and my Bobby McGee) says:

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

      WAIT, WAIT!
      *deep breath*

      HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!

    • Nicc says:

      ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜BEST EVER!!!!coke bloat!lol!id gave to see a baby coming out with her actual face in view before I’d believe this.

  7. QQ says:

    This chick is Filth just… Filth …i’d love for Breeding permits to be a thing only issued after a shitton of tests, house visits and credit checks

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      Ugh. That poor baby will be photographed as it comes out of the womb and every second thereafter by this pathetic attention grabber.

  8. Loopy says:

    How did she get famous off of MySpace?

    • QQ says:

      taking her clothes off being extra begging for followers and at several points being the most followed person in myspace

  9. Mojoman says:

    Oh dear, if it’s true I feel truly sad for the baby. Hope she didnt take any drugs while pregnant cause that baby definitely doesnt have a chance once he/she is born.

  10. Assistant Rachel says:

    Lord help that poor baby…

  11. HappyMom says:

    That poor baby. And if Lindsay actually had been pregnant we would all be saying the exact same things we’re saying about this woman.

  12. Qat says:

    Social media has really allowed the narcissists to truly express themselves.

  13. aenflex says:

    10 weeks? No way. Really? That’s a big bump for 10 weeks.

  14. Damaris says:

    She’s famous for that short-lived bisexual reality show. She’s an attention wh-re. And she was rumored to have been one of Jared Leto’s conquests. That’s all I know on her.

    • Nicc says:

      She had jared letos name in her conquest black book,the lady who bought her storage unit,put it up on her EBay page,opened for us to see al,ALL the names.jareds name had a star by it.

  15. Marigold says:

    I’ll believe it when I see it. Hasn’t she lied about being pregnant before? At 10 weeks, she wouldn’t have a bump. She’d have bloat. That could be the result of too many tacos.

  16. cat says:

    That big at 10 weeks? Wow. Also, is she in her little sister’s room?

  17. yolie says:

    Just because you CAN have kids doesn’t mean you SHOULD have kids.

  18. Nance says:

    My mom was actually a good fan of her reality show.

  19. John says:

    The New Snooki.

  20. Aerohead21 says:

    Let her baby be born and see what kind of mother she is before passing judgement. Some people don’t change, but for most it’s life changing enough to make a difference. This might be what she says saves her life after all. These are terrible things to say about a pregnant woman and her unborn baby.

  21. Lauraq says:

    She actually fake claimed pregnancy TWICE. I went through an awful phase of reading her twitter feed for my nightly entertainment, before it got too sad to keep reading. Also, while I am disgusted by her, some of the people who don’t like her took it WAYYYYY to far… there was a website encouraging violence against her and condoning what happened to her at that one concert where people threw rotten food and ROCKS at her. She is loathsome but not loathsome enough to deserve that.
    Also, I think she’s faking this pregnancy too.