Tila Tequila fake miscarries her fake baby


Before I get into this disaster, let me just state something for the record: I am not making fun of women who miscarry, or have problems conceiving, or anything like that. I am not making large statements about the millions of women who struggle with fertility, other then to say “God bless”. All of what I’m about to say is only in regards to Tila Tequila and her fake pregnancy and her fake miscarriage.

Now, as many of us predicted, Tila has used her “dented” skull incident from the weekend as an excuse to get rid of her fake pregnancy. The whole ordeal began on Twitter, after Tila was released from the hospital and she began complaining about the pain:


[From Tila’s Twitter]

Then came the announcement (on Twitter) that Tila was going to adopt a Russian baby. And that’s all she’s been talking about ever since. So what happened to that alleged pregnancy? Does Tila expect everyone to have the attention spans of gnats?

Over at Tilas Rotspot (via ONTD), they posted an e-mail exchange between Tila and a fake magazine editor. The fake magazine editor tried to beat Tila at her own game by pretending they were interested in using her for an upcoming spread but were concerned about her growing baby bump. Tila responded with this:

“So, as of right now, after the unfortunate accident last night with my head concussion and miscarriage, I am no longer pregnant. Please don’t announce to the media that I lost my baby. It’s something very private to heartbreaking to me and I dont need the media to poke fun of someone who just lost her baby. I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE THAT. BUT I AM STILL GOING TO KEEP TRYING TO HAVE ANOTHER BABY OR JUST ADOPT ONE.”

What happens when you trick the troll? Do they jump off the bridge? Or does a group of women who suffered real miscarriages push it off?

[From Dlisted]

I hate this bitch with the passion of a thousand suns. Some of these vapid, idiotic celebrities are harmless enough with their famewh-ring, but Tila’s game is nasty, cruel, immoral and disgusting. That’s all I have to say.

Twitpic via Tila’s Twitter.

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  1. Essie says:


  2. Wench. says:

    There’s no denying this is disgusting. I know firsthand the trauma of miscarriage and Tila is, quite obviously, a bit of a bitch.

    But look at the bigger picture here, there’s some serious personality disorders going on there that she needs help with.

  3. Roma says:

    I became obsessed with Tila’s twitter account over the weekend… it was beyond deluded. Which leaves us with the question: crazy or drugs?


  4. QB says:

    Don’t tell the media but she is putting it up in Twitter and who Tweets when they are in so much”pain”??!!! I hate people who use twitter to reveal every single detail of their life and then complain about nosy people.

  5. mollyb says:

    Ugh! I hate this cow. I say this as a woman who has had a miscarriage–how in the world can a concussion–even if she really had one, which I doubt–cause a miscarriage?! At that (supposed) gestation, the fetus is teeny-tiny and well-protected. Even if she fell and landed on her stomach, she wouldn’t have a miscarriage. And when during her day of marathon twittering, did she actually go to the doctor and have her miscarriage confirmed with a blood test? And when did she wait the 24 hours or whatever for the lab to confirm the results of her blood test? My miscarriage was devestating–I can’t imagine claiming fake pity for pretending to have one.

  6. Roma says:

    To add something that hasn’t been mentioned: after her “concussion”, the doctor supposedly sedated her causing her to sleep for 10 hours. Never, ever, in the history of concussions has a doctor ever sedated someone who they thought might be suffering from one – let alone someone who was “pregnant”. Tila causes me to use a lot of air quotes.

  7. Baghag says:

    This woman is a ridiculously sad thundercunt who needs to crawl back into whatever hole she came from and stay there….that is all.

  8. Constance says:

    I agree. Can we call to vote the newest CB boycott/blackout?

  9. Laurie says:

    Did her doctor not tell her to avoid Advil, if she was really pregnant anyway?! She has more issues than a dented head. She needs to go away and get some serious help. And why call the ambulance?? If you and your Manager can Twitter, then he can drive you to the hospital….idiots!!

  10. Wendy says:

    Then stop writing about her. If everyone stops writing about her, the just go away. No one cares. Never even knew who she was until last year when all you did was write about her stupidity

  11. Sudini says:

    NO MORE! Please make this lying, pathetic, desperate, selfish, useless mess just completely disappear.

  12. Obvious says:

    Please don’t black out this one. I need my daily dose of crazy and as delusional as she is, she’s not as bad as octomom, the “pratts” or the gosselins in thier “hay day”

    that being said this delusional woman makes me sick.

  13. Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

    Sedated? This must be a new kind of concussion that doesn’t become life-threatening if the person in question falls asleep.

  14. Novaraen says:

    I would imagine that a miscarriage would have her at home in bed, in pain and bleeding quite a bit…instead this b*tch slaps on some white polka dot tights and heads to the airport. She is stooooopid.

    Oh and it’s pills that she is on. All her former bodyguards and employees say she was really hooked on pills.

  15. Alexis says:

    I’m 27 and seemingly healthy. I tried to get pregnant for 12 months, and the constant failure to do so destroyed my relationship, destroyed my happiness, destroyed my heart. I am so angry at people like Tila who think it’s a big joke.

  16. bella says:

    Okay, ambulances call the paparazzi and everyone’s all up in your business, but Tweeting about your every bodily function is completely confidential and discreet? What is this chick on, and where can I get some?!

    As a woman who has suffered a miscarriage, it absolutely disgusts me that this crack-whore is announcing her “miscarriage” after “denting her head” and being sedated while suffering from a concussion. Who’s her doctor, MJ’s doctor? Roma, you are so right: doctors won’t even give narcotics to patients with concussions, let alone sedate them!

    Alexis, I am so very sorry. Please do not give up hope. Sometimes it happens when you are not trying or least expect it. Our baby is 8 months old; his brother is 19 years old, and I lost a baby several months prior to getting pregnant with my 19 year old son. My husband and I have been together for 10 years (my oldest son is from a previous relationship) and didn’t even think I could get pregnant, since it hadn’t happened for us. And then suddenly it did. I pray it does for you as well. God bless.

  17. snapdragon says:

    i can’t stand this famewhoring, melon headed slut. yes – can we please black her out?

  18. lucy2 says:

    Seriously, she needs to be institutionalized. Or ignored. Or both.

  19. Beth says:

    Did she just complain about ambulances calling paps? She’s the one who called by tweeting she’s going to the hospital.

  20. Leslye says:

    To use the word “celebrity” in reference to this vapid waste of space is ridiculous. She is no more a celebrity than I am. She’s a reality whore that has tried every angle to stay in the public eye and it’s pathetic. Hopefully she’ll stay in Australia and become their problem.

  21. nana says:

    almost every 1 or 2 minutes she logs in to twitter and say something stupid.

  22. Sumodo1 says:

    Tila Tequila does not need to take up space on this site and I support a boycott/blackout.

  23. Kate says:

    I really hope she adopts… nothing would be more depressing than this dumb bitch procreating.

  24. jane says:

    I think blogs need to start putting a ban on her. The only reason she does these things is because she gets press.

  25. me says:

    she makes me sick…its been 3 years since my beloved had miscarriages and we still suffer about it. to trolls like her i just have one thing to say but unfortunately its not made to be published im afraid…
    my sympathies to all the women that TRULY suffer the tragedy of miscarriage.

    i hope no one lets her adopt cos that would be horrible for any child she might get

  26. TaylorB says:

    She is so full of hooey, no MD in their right mind would ever try to get a person to ‘sleep off’ a concussion that is about as stupid as it gets, though I once met someone who “claimed” to be recovering from surgery and needed all sorts of attention (much like miss Tila) say they were on an anticoagulants… I am not a MD (Just do the 4 leggers) but I do know that after surgery it is best to allow the wound to clot and avoid a patient bleeding to death by Rxs of anticoagulants. And (while the EMTs in Hollywood may be on a slightly different page, hell if I know…) no EMT worth their salt is going to call the paps, they would a)Lose their job b)be hindered from doing their job by paps being in the way and c) actually think anyone would give a rip if Tila whats-her-face bonked her noggin.

  27. TaylorB says:

    Kate wrote: “I really hope she adopts… nothing would be more depressing than this dumb bitch procreating.”

    Actually, depending on your take on ‘nature vs. nurture’ her simply raising that child could be worse, or at least equally as horrid.

    Dear god, can you imagine THAT woman as your mother? I suspect there would be milk/oxy/vodka-tini’s in the bottle every morning.

  28. K says:

    As a woman who has miscarried, I am incredibly offended and disgusted (more so than usual) by Tila’s behaviour. Miscarrying is traumatising enough without that little b**** using it as an attention-getting, sympathy-garnering gimmick. F*** you Tila.

  29. mollyb says:

    Don’t give up, Alexis. My husband and I tried for almost three years (and had one miscarriage) before becoming pregnant. I am now 8 1/2 months pregnant with a baby girl. We were able to conceive naturally but were beginning to research adoption. It does happen! Just hopefully not to wastes of space like Tila, here.

  30. Eileen Yover says:

    First and last Tila comment.


    Abhorrent, loathsome, detestable, repulsive, heinous, repungant, AND revolting.

    Thank you and good night.

  31. padiddle says:

    boycott forever!!!! Please, CB?

  32. Seer says:

    @ Kaiser who wrote: “I hate this bitch with the passion of a thousand suns.” OMG. That was hilarious!!!! I laughed out loud when I read this!!!

    Is there anyone who cannot feel pity for a person who would lower herself to such an extent as to fake her own pregancy and miscarriage? What does that say about her self-esteem or of her sense of worth? She seems desperate for attention, because she probably has in inferiority the size of her fake boobs. I hope she shapes up and gets more self-esteem. I hope she gets therapy and solves whatever problem(s) she has, because boy, that girl has issues!

  33. JulieNewmar says:

    Boycott !! And I agree, a nice padded cell in an out of the way institution with no access to modern technology would be a great idea for this piece of shit.

  34. DoMaJoReMc says:

    As someone who has suffered (and I DO mean suffered) through 5 miscarriages and 4 surgeries for fertility, and trying for a baby for 18 years, I think I can speak with authority….

    To all the women out there who’ve had to suffer loss through miscarriage, fertility issues and/or being childless, I APPLAUD YOU! I know that sounds crazy, but they are all a terrible drain on your good nature, good relationships, good life and God knows, your sanity. Also, After many years, I was able to have a beautiful, healthy baby boy (born right on his due date, thank him very much!!! LOL!) He is now 17 and I still remember the hurt and pain of waiting and trying so hard and so long for him.

    I should probably get to the point:
    If Tila Tequila really WAS pregnant, there is NO way she would make this miscarriage up and friggin TWEET about it. It is FAR too painful and it strips you right to the bone. SERIOUSLY! This twit (excuse the pun!)needs to go through something tragic (really tragic, not DRAMA) to wake her up. If that’s even possible. She needs to have her phone taken away from her and she needs to GROW THE F*CK UP! I have always been taught not to HATE anyone, but she is testing my parochial school teachings!

    God bless all those women out there worthy of children, but not blessed YET!

  35. Zelda says:

    This is the best post ever, because BagHag taught us the word “thundercunt”.
    And now Tila Tequila has served her purpose.

  36. alicia says:

    this is the perfect example of someone who does not deserve fame, good fortune or anything else for that matter. I KNEW she would suddenly be unpregnant. What a pig.

  37. Mrs. Rut says:

    I agree with Roma (6th post). I was thinking the same thing! She is too stupid to lie. And to attempt to lie about a fake baby and fake miscarriage is just plain insensitive and insulting. This woman need psychiatric help immediately…just my opinion.

  38. TaylorB says:

    Zelda wrote :”…because BagHag taught us the word “thundercunt”.”

    I don’t know who ‘BagHag’ is, but holy lord your comment darn near made me wet my pants I was laughing so hard. I may have to ask your permission to borrow that phrase in the future.

  39. JulieNewmar says:

    @ Bag Hag
    Holy Shyte !! That is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day *snickers and whispers thundercunt*

  40. Ka says:

    Boycott her, please!!!

  41. Peach says:

    Thundercunt is going in my vocabulary as of now.

    Ya know, when I went to highschool there was a girl there who was crazy like Tila. She made up a story about being pregnant. Even went so far as to create a ‘belly’. Then when prom came–suddenly!–she had a flat stomach again because she wanted to fit into her dress. But she told everybody she miscarried. Because you can do that overnight at 7 months and still dance at prom later. Crazy. Bitch.

    She also made up stories about an evil twin who tried to kill her. She talked about how people would drug her and make her do things. She was a Tila and had she been Asian I’d wonder if they were the same person.

    But I’m all for the blackout. This lady is just gone. I really think she must be mentally ill or at least on serious drugs.

  42. Lizzard says:

    So this makes her what fourth miscarriage in just as many months? First she was preggers with her brothers baby but then a “nah just kidding I said i was going to not that i was” statement was issued and I swear that since her alleged abuse took place she’s claimed to be preggers every other week. At this point, who would be desperate enough to sleep with this chick? And did she even really seriously look at adopting a baby from Russia? That can take forever to do and if you knew who the baby was already why would you post “He’s about 2-3 years old”. This chick is such a trainwreck that i don’t want to offend trainwrecks by comparing this piece of trash to one. She’s a compulsive liar and I fully support a black-out of her because maybe then she’ll go away or at the very least seek help that she so obviously deserves.

  43. Melissa says:

    I feel so sad for this woman and though it seems cruel it also seems like ignoring her into seclusion is the most humane thing to do. Perhaps it will force her into a psych ward or rehab to get a different kind of attention.

  44. RACHEL says:


  45. Katija says:

    On her Twitter, she spelled “stewardess” as “stewardist.”

    Enough said.

  46. Katija says:

    OK, I said “enough said,” but I can’t help myself.

    From Tila’s Twitter:

    Russia is a very COLD, DARK, & the Orphans there are very sick. Im SO HAPPY to know that I can help save a baby! AHHHH IM SOOOO HAPPY!!!!!


    He is 2 years old, He is Russian, but I’m going to teach him how to speak Vietnamese AND English! How cool is he going to be? OMG I LOVE HIM


    OMG im so happy im crying!!! I want my son NOWWW! hehe..then I have to go 2 Russia & stay there for 21 days so he knows I’m his Mommy!!!

    To my fellow Russians back in the Old Country:

    If you seriously allow this woman to adopt from Russia, I will find a way to convert my heritage to something else. I will find some sort of mad scientist who can make me un-Russian.

    And yes, Tila, I get that Russia isn’t as pretty and bright as, say, Hollywood. But seriously? You’re Vietmanese. It’s not like you’re from the freaking land of pixie dust and sparkles.

  47. Rianna says:

    she has all the signs of histeronic personality disorder.

  48. snowball says:

    Not only is she probably jacked up on meth, she also seems to suffer from Munchausens.

    I vote to keep her, if only because I can’t bear to read her Twitter page and I need an occasional fix of her insane stupidity.

    I had two miscarriages myself – one was really painful, the other, nothing more than some spotting (which I had in an earlier pregnancy) and then it was over, quietly.

    For her to claim miscarriage alone (even though I predicted it would happen as soon as the dumb bitch dented her head), karma be damned, I want her to rot in her own hell, preferably while she’s still alive so I can laugh at her suffering.

  49. TaylorB says:

    Ok, call me crazy and I could so totally be wrong here, but when this post was originally put up didn’t it read ‘I hate her with passion of a thousand NUNS’? Not that it matters either way, but that was funny as heck. Clearly a typo, or a misread on my part.

  50. SolitaryAngel says:

    First of all, to all those who’ve suffered a miscarriage, let me add my pain to the mix; I lost my daughter at 5 months exactly one week before Christmas–she would be 22 now. Not a single Christmas has gone by that I’m not depressed and sad, wondering what she would have looked like, her personality, etc. My point is, the pain never leaves us. I was lucky enough to have a boy right after that before my cancer forced a hysterectomy.

    Alexis, please stay strong–we are praying for you!

    BagHag–I love you! **thundercunt** LMAO

    Does this character even HAVE any family to curb her craziness? She needs help badly. I don’t know if blocking her will do the trick but if it helps, then I’m ALL FOR IT!!

  51. CB Rawks says:

    She gives me the shivers. I think it’s the sociopathic glint in her eyes.

  52. Nicole says:

    I said it in another CB post, but I’ll say it again here: Tila’s about as predictable as M. Night Shymalan’s plot twists. Nothing is too low or trashy for her.

    I think I’m gonna start a betting pool for Tila’s antics. $10 says that her next drama will be a sudden rejection from Russia to adopt a baby; adding to her “heartbreak” over the fake miscarriage. She’ll follow this up with tears and incomprehensible Twitter posts about being suicidal.

    Is that bet too safe? I’ll up the ante then. $50 says that by next week, she’ll have forgotten about all of this and will announce that she’s starting a singing career and getting married to Joe Francis.

  53. DD says:

    LOL. there were also a bunch of tweets after she announced her adoption where she attacks Angelina. They were crazy as hell. It is obvious she purposely tweets the most insane crap because she knows we’ll pay attention to it. She has no talent, this is how she still continues to stay in the media and it’s working.

  54. Emily says:

    LMAO @Katija! “It’s not like you’re from the freaking land of pixie dust and sparkles,” made me actually lol. I’m not sure if you can become un-Russian… Couldn’t you just say you’re Polish? At least then you can still claim your people invented vodka.

  55. gee_gee says:

    Remember when there was a day (or a week) last year without any Megan Fox posts? Can we do that with Tila?

    Because I’m about to sick Celine Dion on her ass. Or any other woman who has had a real miscarriage or trouble conceiving/carrying to term. What a waste of space she is.

  56. girl says:

    I wish I could say I can’t believe she is belittling the suffering of all those women, myself included, who have lost a child during a pregnancy by creating a painfully obviously fabricated pregnancy then miscarriage. I think this one was called at about the time she initially became “pregnant”.

    How pathetic is she that there is no one around her to pull a Britney-type conservatorship on her. The best we can do is stop talking about her so she deals with her crap on her own.

    I don’t know if we are voting exactly but if so, I vote blacklist her.

    From society at large if possible.

    My heart goes out to all who have actually experienced this kind of a loss. To call it devastating is an understatement.

  57. snap says:

    She may hate Ambulance, but I does she love lamp?

  58. cult of skaro 23 says:

    ………..But she is somewhat entertaining. If you like train wrecks.

    Someone needs to forcibly commit her to rehab. Dr Drew maybe? then everyone wins.

  59. TaylorB says:

    I gotta say again, she sure tweets a ton for someone who stopped tweeting FOREVER just a week or two ago.

    Not that I would expect her to understand the time/space continuum thingy, but from what I gather ‘forever’ is generally a longer period of time than a fortnight.

    Oh Tila, get some help/therapy/Thorazine I beg you.

  60. Kylie says:

    Alexis – Big hug to you from a stranger. Im feeling for you.

    Telia you are a JOKE! Who Twitters when they are in pain? grrr She makes me so mad!

  61. Lway says:

    Tila is disgusting. First of all – anyone who is really losing a baby won’t put all that shit on Twitter – it’s devastating enough without having to talk about it/ broadcast it. She’s an attention seeker of note!

    She’s talking about the medics informing the Paps of all celeb issues and that it’s so “invasive” – yet she tweeted it first! what a fucken retard.

  62. foobie says:

    Bitch has crossed the line.


  63. Zebra Hat says:

    I don’t even know what to say about this ridiculous attention whore, except that she entertains me to no end and I do follow her on Twitter. I want her to go out in a spectacular drama explosion of epic proportions, and we just might get it!

  64. NicoleAM says:

    Trust me, I consider myself a nice person and I don’t say things like this often but…I hope the next twitter we hear from her is, “O, the pain, I’m dying, I’m dying!”

  65. cult of skaro 23 says:

    I know this is terrible but…I would still hit that.

    And I don’t mean violently….

    if you know what I mean….



    Intercourse. I’m referring to intercourse just so we’re clear.

  66. jenny. says:


  67. T says:

    LOL she is in so much pain all the while sending Twits every other minute. I knew that hoe wasn’t pregnant.

    • ko says:

      & I know it’s a bit late to reply to the comment above mine, but you know? I tweet every 2 minutes when I’m having a full on panic attack, to try and distract myself, and because I’m freaking out.. it’s not hard to type something..

  68. ko says:

    What if she did lose her baby?
    If I lost my baby but still had a job to do, I’d tell the person employing me for as photoshoot what happened, and ask them to keep quiet too.. it doesn’t exactly prove that she’s lying at all.. I mean I think that claiming to have a miscarriage publicly, or even making it known that you lied would get more attention.. but she specifically asks them not to tell anyone.