Of course I know that anyone can slip and fall and bust their head. Clumsiness and general accidents are not the sole purview of dumb people. But just for the sake of humor, let’s just say that Tila Tequila is so dumb, she literally walks into walls for no other reason than she’s not smart enough not to. Not only does she fall and bust her head, she crack tweets about it. Yes, Tila tweeted to the world that after “slamming” her head into a wall (on purpose? Did this even happen? What?) there was a “dent” in Tila’s “skull”.
Oh, the drama! Tila Tequila, 28, was rushed to the hospital Friday night — and of course provided a play-by-play on Twitter. The reality star, who claims to be pregnant, wrote on Twitter, “I slammed my head into the wall and heard the back of my skull crack. There’s a dent in it now!”
She then compared herself to Natasha Richardson, who died last March from a brain hemorrhage after falling while skiing.
“I should call the ambulance just in case? like that one actress that died cuz she hit her head & thought she was ok but died later..pray 4 me,” she wrote.
A few minutes later: “Ambulance on the way to my house. I could have a brain concussion and die in a few hours.”
But it ended up not being too serious.
Wrote her agent later Friday, “Tila suffered a concussion and wouldn’t [sic] be able to tweet any further updates. Tila was released from the hospital and returned home last night.”
[From Us Weekly]
Um… Tila has an agent? That poor bastard. What “jobs” is he responsible for getting Tila? Or is “agent” being used as a colloquialism for “pimp”? Anyway, Tila went to the hospital and was released with the diagnosis of “concussion”. Am I only in wondering if there was anything in there to “concuss”? Whatever. I’m not even going to pretend to care about her. I don’t wish her harm or anything, but the bitch is a psychotic user and abuser, and I wish I didn’t even know her name.
Symptoms of concussion include loss of balance, slurred speech, lack of coherence, confusion. So… how could they tell?
I think that Tila Tequila, John Mayer and Jon Gosselin (forever known as Lil Junk) all are in our lives for comic relief. True they are very sad humans, but I know I need a good chuckle every once in a while. Tila needs Dr. Drew, John needs to keep his mouth shut and leave the music business FOREVER. And, well Lil Junk just keep on doing what you are doing, because you are just so damn good at it. Plus you can’t do anything else.
Just another day in the life of a famewhore. Tomorrow, she’ll have a miscarriage and will blame the concussion for it.
I wonder how low this bitch can possibly go. I’m sure none of this even happened outside of Tila’s disturbed mind.
@Nicole: It’s happening *right now* on her twitter page.
Is it sad that when I read this headline I thought the exact same thing? She’s just awful.
I think this was all a ‘clever'(clever by Tila’s standards) ploy to announce the miscarriage of a baby that never was.
@ann: LOL at ‘Lil Junk’.
I thought she had quit ‘tweeting’ forever and deleted her twitter page. Guess that didn’t last too long.
Her famewhore game SUCKS.. She needs pointers from the Kardassians and Snooki. You hear me Tila, your famewhore game is terrible!
When the grey matter is already so damaged, what difference would a dent make?
I noticed no mention of the Phantom Fetus in her twits (deliberate misspelling). I’m surprised there was no, “I’m so afraid for my baby, please pray that everything is okay.” Not that she would have spelled that well.
LolaBella was right, it would have been the perfect excuse to announce a miscarriage, then she could moan and groan about how sad wifey is in heaven (because I’m sure they still talk).
” I don’t wish her harm or anything”
Kaiser, you’re a better person than I am! (Pardon me, the Hell Express Bus is honking for me at the curb…)
this moron even announced that shes approved to adopt a 2-3 yr old baby boy from Russia.
@ ccoop: OMG, I can’t stop laughing my ass off! PLEEEEEEEEEEASE may I use this expression when I talk trash about my husband’s ex-wife? PLEEEEEEEEASE! My dogs are both circling around me, trying (I suppose) to lay claim to my corps once I have stopped laughing and let the devil take over! You made my day!
“How would you guys feel if something HORRIBLE happened to you & the ENTIRE WORLD got to see u go through all that PRIVATE MOMENTS???”
Oh she’s a scream!
And ROFL @embertine.
How pathetic do you have to be to tweet such stupid things, constantly. She should be charged to use twitter, and forcing the world to be her therapist.
she dented her head? how can she tell?
And NOW she’s claiming to have had pains in her stomach, where her “baby” is growing, and is threatening to kill herself if she miscarries.
I CALLED THIS back when she first announced that she was pregnant. I KNEW she’d fake a miscarriage for her stupid fake pregnancy. As for killing herself, I know it’s too much to hope for…she loves attention far too much. Judging from the comments I read on TMZ, it seems like everyone’s wising up to her bull and is finally calling her out on it. Everytime she opens her mouth, we all need to shout, “YOU ARE A LIAR.” and then turn our backs on her.
she has a serious mental disease… my guess is bipolar with a twinge of psychosis or narcassism. she seems so lost and out of control. she needs help… professional help.
If Tila Tequila was some character somebody made up to satirise these stupid celebrities all of this would actually be pretty funny. I never thought I could loathe someone more than Paris Hilton but this bitch is awful, she’ll stop at nothing for attention, I think she could be dangerous!
@ sarajane: I’m not surprised about it, but this is the first time where I hate to say that I was right. I think everybody was expecting it. Because let’s face it, Tila’s about as predictable as M. Night Shymalan’s plot twists now. I wonder how much lower she’ll stoop to create buzz.