I love everyone’s expression in this ^^ photo. Kanye seems scared. Kim seems smug. Anna Wintour seems… drunk?! Anyway, Kim had her “surprise” bridal shower in Beverly Hills on Saturday. The bride-to-be wore white, of course. I’m including some shots of her bridal shower look at the end of the post. She looked good. I’m also including some Instagram shots of Kim and some of her guests.
On Friday, Kim and Kanye’s wedding invitation became public – their official wedding date is May 24th, two weeks from now, in Paris. Should be exciting. I guess. Last week, there was a somewhat surprising story that Kim and Kanye’s pre-nup is still being hashed out.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West can’t get married, because their prenup is still being hashed out … TMZ has learned. Sources connected with Kim and Kanye tell TMZ … the prenup won’t be signed until next week — probably Wednesday at the earliest. We’re told the marriage will NOT take place until both sign on the dotted line.
Our sources say — unlike Kim’s prenup with Kris Humphries — the current negotiations are friendly … there’s no fighting. We’re told there’s just a lot to work out, and it got complicated by the fact that Kanye recently changed management.
This surprised me because I thought Kim had really good lawyers. For her last divorce, she was represented by Laura Wasser, who is one of the best divorce lawyers in California (if not the country), and besides that, I would imagine all of Kim’s lawyer father’s old friends would be happy to bang out a pre-nup for her. So what’s going on? Is Kanye insisting? That doesn’t seem like him. It’s weird, right?
Meanwhile, Radar reported on Friday that during the SHOAH event in LA last week, Kim tried to meet President Obama – and she was stopped by his people. A source said:
“Kim’s table wasn’t close to President Obama’s,” a source reveals, but she “enlisted one of her minions to scout out the opportunity to meet him. Obama’s table and surrounding area was swarming with Secret Service, and security was very tight. Kim’s lackey was told to go pound sand, and it was conveyed to Kim that she wouldn’t be able to meet him. Kim was let down and disappointed. She didn’t understand why she just couldn’t say hello to him. Ever since landing the Vogue cover, her ego is even more out of control. In her mind, she and Kanye are more popular than the President Obama and the First Lady!”
I doubt Kim is delusional enough to think that she’s on the same wavelength as the Obamas. Now, Kanye might think that way. For sure. Can you even imagine how difficult it must be for Pres. Obama when he’s in LA for one of these events? All of the budget celebrities vying for his attention. Anyway, Obama has already made it clear that he’s not a fan of the Kardashian aspirational-famewhore thing, and he’s already referred to Kanye West as a “jackass” before. Better burn that bridge, Kim.
Photos courtesy of Kim’s IG, WENN.
She looks really beautiful in the white. Except for the kangaroo pocket.
Kangaroo Pocket!!! Love it! I was calling it her Crotch Envelope.
It looks like one of those buttoned assflaps on the back of old timey long John’s. I’m really hoping it doesn’t serve the same function.
Also, major lulz at the silly faces she’s trying to pull in her IG photos! She can’t move her face!
I agree! I really prefer this ponytail with slight bangs/loose strands to the full alien all-back ponytail she has.
I really dislike that look on her.It works on Jennifer Lopez but not her.She looks like some wax doll.
Yes, she looks gorgeous, but that dress is stupid!
What the… I have never seen a kangaroo pouch on a dress before. I thought they only put them on hoodies.
Her dress is too tight. Shocker.
Agree. It would look so much better if it was the correct size. She needs to own her body/size and stop trying it stuff it into an outfit that is too small. After I had my first daughter, I never wanted to wear anything too tight again. Just saying.
I know–the dress is really pretty, and she looks pretty in it. But she looks like she can barely move…like she has to take little, small steps in the dress, unless she wants to rip something.
I thought they already got married in California? Did I nightmare that?
Anna W looks like the vomit is already reaching her back teeth.
That was a BS story from tabloid, Lies and Style.They weren’t married.Kim never does anything in private
I wonder if they DID get married in CA but don’t want people to really acknowledge it. There is the residency requirement to get married in Paris (45 days or something like that) and neither she not Kanye are living there right now.
My guess is the are officially married but are hiding it from the public in order to make the Paris wedding appear to be a bigger deal.
Doesn’t Anna Wintour always look like that, though?
This.
She looks like Count Dracula in a frock.
More important, isn’t this like her third wedding? Isn’t she beyond having a bridal shower?
Exactly!!!!! How many designer toasters can this bish NEED?!?!?! lol
Also who would attend? If I got an invite to someone’s Bridal Shower and it was thier third time getting married I think I’d just pitch the invite in the garbage. Sorry Sister not interested!
Her curves are rockin that dress. Okay, I say this as a native Californian but the trashy celebrity nonsense that goes on here had no business spilling over into events of real world importance. She should not have been allowed in the same building as Obama.
It was a paid event.
I saw another picture of her but the shoes were different. Silver metallic.
Yes, I’m embarrassed that I noticed that too.
Me too.
Was coming to say the same thing. Those shoes were gorgeous.
What moron thought a pouch over the lower abdomen was a good look on a woman?
exactly-especially in direct opposition to her ginormous ass, like she needs added volume & inches around that area
To obviously disguise her still there belly. Everything is tailored to hide and disguise. She can’t wear a single article of clothing off a rack because her body is so ridiculous and disproportioned. She’s not as fit as she fakes to be. It’s illusions from clothes and the way she holds her arms. She’s so annoying.
She is annoying, but waht is annoying about wearing a dress that hides her belly?
I think Anna Wintour must be in seriously love with Kanye to put up with all his shenanigans (aka KK).
As for Kim, based on those candid shots it looks like she’s botoxed and filled herself to the point where she can’t even move her face anymore.
Right? It’s like a twisted game of jungle fever with that creepy ol’ white woman.
i actually love that white dress! it’s a great look for her.
I like the white and silhouette. The pocket looks ridiculous. And I think the pearl halter is tacky too.
Yes, I simply adore the pearl strap. I wonder if she pulled that out of her butt for the occasion? That is one strand I would NOT clutch. She is gross. That’s all.
Lol!!! Good one! I read she changed clothes during the shower, 2 or 3 times? Who (with any class) has a wedding shower for a 3rd marriage? She does look pretty in the dress.
I live that look-at-me-now look on kims face.she thinks thats the epitome of.all greatness.is it just me or did it look like she just squeezed herself into the snap?it looks like the photo was meant for Kanye & Wintour only.So she had a surprise wedding shower & jus happened to be wearing white that day..?She thinks she is important enough to be allowed access to the most powerful ruler of the free world?hell there are presidents who rule countries but still dont get that priviledge.take a seat famewhore,wait why dont you take a coupla for your man too…!
A wedding shower for #3? And the last one was 2 years ago? Sooooooo tacky par usual for this bunch.
Was coming to comment the same. For the first wedding? Absolutely. The second? Ehhh, I’ll give it to her. The third though?? When you’re filthy rich and all the drama surrounding your last bunch of shower gifts you refused to return? And your last marriage lasted 72 f*cking days??? No. Trashy.
I want to know who keeps showing up for these parties. I think after the last over-the-top debacle, people would be “busy” that day.
If I had to show up, I would say, “Considering it’s your third marriage and you want for nothing, I donated to the relief fund for the destroyed areas of the Philippines an amount that is the difference between the measly ten percent you donated from your ebay auction of your designer clothes and the total net profit you actually made off of it. You’re welcome.”
I really hope there’s not a registry. What could they possibly need? He’s rich as hell and her 3rd husband.
What is a wedding shower? Why on Earth do you even need a wedding shower?
A wedding shower is traditionally a small party thrown by family or friends of the bride to celebrate her marriage and help establish her household. Gifts given are along the lines of table and bed linens, kitchen appliances, home decor. Traditionally you registered for crystal and picked a china pattern. Now you can register for anything. since most people are living together before marriage, it’s increasingly popular to register for a honeymoon or for home improvement things.
Botox, Liposuction, Dermabrasion, you can register for Anything, it’s 2014
I agree- a shower for your THIRD wedding is ridiculous, but even more so since her second marriage was very recently and only lasted a couple of weeks. If I were invited to something like that, I would decline. Or I’d go and their present would be a donation to a real charity!
Yes. Kartrashians will never pass up the opportunity to get gifts they can then sell on eBay for their “charity” (ie, their personal bank accounts). What I don’t understand is – if they’re so “filthy rich” as everyone here keeps saying, why do this? It seems like the actions of someone [PMK] hedging her bets against a time when the rabble won’t seem so entranced by video porn stars/serial brides/Sears clothing floggers/professional escorts/peremptory Vogue cover girls. Gotta save that money while you can, I guess.
And this dress is ridiculous, as usual (inappropriate, too tight, cheap-looking).
A bridal shower for a THIRD wedding?! At thirty something years old?? Pretty goofy, but I guess it helps in accruing the photo ops & the reality tv fans must like it.
Yup. This shower is alllll about the publicity. Never going to pass on that.
10 weeks her last marriage lasted. I wouldn’t want another shower just because it would remind others of my last failed joke of a marriage.
I’ve never been married but know a 3rd shower is ridiculous. However, I didn’t know there was an age cut-off to have a bridal shower. If I get married in the future, (I’m 53) do I tell my friends no shower or do they know this? Subject has never come up for me.
First brides are always entitled to a bridal shower, there is no age cut off. Some people do a lot of juvenile things at bridal showers but it’s usually just a celebration among friends, usually women only, with a lot of girl talk and fun gifts.
I’m sure E paid for it and it was filmed for that soul-crushing show of theirs. That’s why the guest list consists of a bunch of d-listers who were probably paid to show up.
Oh, forgot- the Obama story sounds contrived/planted just to get attention to the idea she was in the same room with Obama. Planting such stories is PR 101 for has beens/reality stars that want to create even more stories about fake feuds, near misses- the list goes on. The PR junkies don’t care about the negativity, it’s just about the attention, more stories to the narrative (being a victim, why so mean, I’m pretty harmless yet VIP & hobnobbing, etc.).
You know that Obama’s people sure didn’t release this “story”. I doubt anybody paid any attention to her presence or not enough, so her PR machine got to planting. The worst punishment for a PR addict is to ignore them.
What’s that crotch flap? To be able to air it out? Easy access?
I have to wonder if she just sends out form thank you notes at this point .
Dear ——–,
Thank you for the (thing). My fiancé (guy’s name), and I totally love (thing). I can’t wait until (guy’s name) and I can use (thing).
Love,
Soon to be Mrs. (Guy’s last name)
LOL she probably has an assistant or Rob do it for her.
Lol
The spray tan on her feet is uneven, and her colour doesn’t match…. good gawd, with all her money and time, could she not have this chore professionally done. And, if it was, then it is time to find a spray-tan expert, if you insist on getting your picture taken every day. So, just wondering, Does she get her butt sprayed too, and will it cost extra for the massive amounts of spray-tan agent orange that would be required???
Lol!!! I guess… eXtra!!
She does get her butt spray tanned. She has a professional come to her house where they spray her nude body. I’m embarrassed that I know this.
Ew gross. I feel sorry for whoever has that job.
Somebody decides she needs a wedding shower for her third wedding? Not only that, but she and Kanye have more than enough money to furnish their own home and need nothing. The only way this doesn’t stink is if everyone donated to a charity instead of giving her another nick nack she doesn’t need.
Where does she find these clothes? My goodness. Blech.
She looks about ready to totter over in those heels. And very uncomfortable in that tight dress. But white is a nice color on her.
Please surprise bridal shower.. What a joke.. Nithing about this family is ever a surprise. It is all very well planned ( rants included ) totally staged and manipulated. Have no doubt she has a prenup already too.. Its just more spin that she doesnt. Trying to change her image some.
Be very wary of anything Kardashin as being wholesome and sweet.. Ultimate scammers.
Exactly, a surprise shower she just happened to wear a white dress that conveniently looks bridal in nature ( e.g. The pearl straps)
She looks very very pretty here. I like her loose ponytail.
However, you are delusional if you don’t think she’s delusional enough to try to meet the President. I believe that story, because it sounds just like her. There have been stories in the past about her doing this exact same thing, but with A+ list actors.
A pearl necklace, how fitting.
Good one!!!!!
Not pearls. Anal beads.
If she managed with Kanye’s pull to get the cover of Vogue I have no doubt she thought she could have a meet and greet with POTUS. After all, she did manage to get in, but she was seated at table 49 while the president was at the head table.
As for the picture, Kanye does look like a deer caught in headlights. Cold feet? Anna does look a little subdued. Could it be the more realistic numbers for the infamous Vogue cover are coming in? According to a source – Josh Gary, vice president at Mag Net Data, who uses scan data from wholesalers that cover about 98 percent of the market – the Kimye cover is projected to net out at 250,000 copies, not the original 300,000 to 400,000 copies projected and not the 500,000 “actual” sales reported. Kimmie did not outsell Michelle Obama (269,000) or Beyonce’ (355,000). It explains why KK was buying magazines. They will try to spin this a success for Kim, but the acid test will be Vogue’s quarter earnings report. (I guess at the end of June.) If Vogue takes a loss due to consumer backlash from this cover (cancelled subscriptions, a dip in newstand sales) Conde’ Nast may tell Witnour to clean out her desk. If the story about Kendall being in a future issue of Vogue is true Anna better hold back until the numbers come out.
Glad that you posted the Kimye Vogue sales numbers for everyone–I saw them in NY Post and thought it was hilarious (and made more sense) that the sales were half of the 500,000 originally reported. Would be interesting to see how many subscriptions were cancelled.
The only thing about the photo that surprises me is that Vogue didn’t crop Kim out again!
You’re welcome. I’m glad I found a blog/mag that quoted a source that backed up the number they reported. The other mags, I think, use the 300,000 – 500,000 numbers on the behest of Kimye to make it look like a smash. Dollar bet the Kardashians do not use that newsstand footage for the show when the final true number comes out.
*Kanye interrupts*
Yo Kim I’m happy for you and I’ma let you finish but Beyoncè had the best bridal shower of all times!
I don’t get the pockets but I really like (weird) the white bridal shower-dress Kim wore!
Beautiful. Her face looks so jacked in those black and whites though.
does anybody else think the wedding invitation is a fake? for those of you who haven’t seen it yet, find attached a screen grab of the invite:
http://assets-s3.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/article_photos/981e27b333f0ec82b008628060acb86326b3385e.jpg
the reason i lean towards thinking this is a decoy or a fake is because I find it kind of odd that her name is listed as Kim Kardashian. I do think this is what she’s popularly known as to the world but her full name is Kimberly Noel Kardashian. Even if we assume that she left out the Noel because she just wanted to drop the middle name–isn’t it a little odd that she used her abbreviated nickname…essentially “kim” as her name on her wedding invite? If anything it should be Kimberly. That’s why I feel like this wedding invite could be a fake.
Maybe she’s effectively dropped the birth moniker for the name she actually uses. I did that – dumped the middle name and use the short version of the original first name which is what I’ve always been called anyway. That’s my legal name now. Not unusual for adults to make such changes. People have the right to choose their own name.
Her smile looks really sincere in those black and white photos. Like someone who is head over heels in love with their husband to be and just really happy all her bffs are there for her. Genuine happiness all around!! /s
I really can’t stand her frozen face. She never has any expression other than ‘perfectly posed’ and for some reason it annoys me. My sister tries to achieve that same frozen look all the time, never having a candid expression, and usually reviews pictures she’s in and comments ‘I’m the only one who looks good.’ That’s how I imagine Kim acting.
Do you also heave a silent sigh when you hear crap like this from your sister?
Isn’t a bridal shower for your third wedding an oxymoron??
Obama referring to KW as a jackass was epic. One of the few times I raucously cheered him on.
Yes. Well played, Mr. President.
I don’t know. Kanye’s New Slaves lyrics gave me a new found respect for the man. I think Kanye is misrepresented in the mainstream media and a lot of the people who comment on him would be quite taken back if they actually read the words to his songs. There’s more to him than his relationship with Kim.
The photo booth pics are so annoying! Everyone in them isn’t just having fun and being silly. they are trying to pretend to do that while trying to act like models. Ugh!
Well damn, she looks good!
It’s too bad, because her body would look good if it wasn’t for her butt. Ironic, considering she prob paid the most for that. From the front she looks good, but her butt ruins it. She should have kept her original butt and copied justin bieber’s new gf, by arching her back to make it look like she has a butt. lol
she can still register surprise?
Wedding shower for marriage # 3? Tacky, tacky, tacky.
Yet more balls.
I agree it’s so tacky, when your last marriage lasted a whopping 72 days, and you had the nerve to keep all of the presents from your many showers and the previous weddings. She’s such a cheap trick, in every way possible. If she wasn’t so greedy she would ask people to for go any showers, as they’ve most likely already bought her gifts for her other failed marriages. So Klassless. I can’t believe Kanye is really going to destroy himself by marrying her, although I don’t see him giving up his current arrangement anytime soon. I do feel this is beginning of the end for the Kardashian Klan, which will be such sweet, sweet relief.