Is it wrong to love these photos from last night’s premiere of A Million Ways To Die In the West? Is it wrong to look at them and think, “Wow, Charlize Theron is totally going to get pregnant with Sean Penn’s baby”? Sean and Charlize made their second major red carpet joint-appearance in less than two weeks last night. Sean even managed to look… well, he still looked grumpy, but he also looked pleased to be with Charlize and supporting her and her premiere. He just has a grumpy-face.
Charlize wore Dior Resort 2015. I’m okay with it – I like the way the top is cut, but the skirt part is meh to me. She’s wearing a ton of makeup too – you can really see it in the close-up. Considering we see her all the time in paparazzi photos when she’s barely wearing any makeup, I think I can safely say… she doesn’t need all of that. She’s a beautiful woman. Sean Penn thinks so too. He’s totally going to get her pregnant.
Sarah Silverman and Michael Sheen also made their second red carpet appearance as a couple! Like Charlize and Sean, their first coupled-up appearance was at the Met Gala. I like him a lot, I’m not sure what I think of her. They just seem like such an odd couple to me.
I’m also including photos of Seth MacFarlane, Giovanni Ribisi and Amanda Seyfried.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Not.
I never liked Theron. She’s an ok actress and very pretty but I do believe she’s overrated (and many people say she’s a grade A bitch in real life). As for Penn…very talented but not exactly a nice guy. Even though that makes them a match made in hellfire, it doesn’t make them hot (together).
Agreed. Nothing will ever make this ok.
It’s Sean Penn.
Nope. Not. Ever.
True. Also. Is it just me..or do you see this movie flopping big time. Feels like there’s no buzz or interest. Don’t know why theron can’t open movies.
she’s not even opening the movie. she has a supporting role. you’re right: no buzz because the movie probably sucks. it’ll bomb big time, because it opened with Maleficent
Never liked her too, especially now that she is friends with Handler. Ugh. Birds of the same feather I suppose.
Sean is a good actor. .thats all I got.
Sandra bullock is also Handler’s friend
Oh I know and she was married to Jesse James. Nuff said.
It irks me that Connie Britton is friendly with Handler. She’s so above her.
Bleuuuurgghhh. He isn’t “not a nice guy”… look up what he did to Madonna. Makes Chris Brown look like Ghandi.
I know, Dan. The “not exactly a nice guy” was about *me* being nice. I don’t know why…but I felt like my comment was already too bitchy.
omg. i just looked it up. now i feel sick.
how is it possible he is in the position he is and women want to be with him?
Is it me or does it look like he’s sucking the beauty out of her? I think he has an abusive critical energy, she’s never looked worse.
Ugh. It’s like his old is leeching into her. ..and please..are you trying to make us toss cookies with the penn insemination talk? Cause it’s working…bleh..wretch…heave.
On another tip..can someone please do something about his dye job?! For the love of-. I know theron has a ton of gay hairdresser pals that can straighten his shite out. Get on that.
the had hair implants. dude is bald
From someone at the premiere:
http://www.mikethefanboy.com/a-million-ways-to-die-in-the-west-premiere-seth-macfarlane-amanda-seyfried/
“And then Charlize Theron drops right after. Yelling, chanting, not even a wave. Seriously, What the hell. Let me just tell you, this would have been the easiest set up for her to sign, were halfway in the street, no traffic, and I know Charlize Theron is not nice to fans, but I’ve seen her do it, and nothing. What an ice princess.”
Very overrated. I don’t get all the references to how ‘fierce’ she is. I think a lot of her hype has been more like a ‘farce’, as exemplified by this baked ham chapter.
I think she has this “fierce” reputation because when she went to America, she arrived with the “fierce” story about her mum and dad, and the abusive life they had. Maybe she’s more damaged than she lets on, which I completely understand.
Agree with you completely Eve. Most definitely not hot, at all. And I actually think that Theron isn’t as pretty as she used to be. Is she messing with her face or something, she looks…different than she used to (and I don’t blame it on aging).
have to agree with you Lady Eve.
Something about Seth’s face always looks so off to me but I can’t put my finger on it. Anyone else????
Foundation. He’s wearing it more than Theron herself. He always looks like that in “official” pictures, by the way.
He is known to love fake tanning, too.
I always think the same thing…and I can’t put my finger on it, either!
It’s the way his skin fits. It’s like a mask. The overhangy bits of his eyelids makes him look like he’s peaking through a tight fitting mask. Same with his upper lip. Combine that with the flat one color makeup, and it just looks like a mask.
That might be the best description of it.
Yes!
I wonder what Seth McFarlane feels knowing that Charlize Theron considers Sean Penn an upgrade from him.
*gigglesnort*
Probably recognizes that it is an upgrade specifically in douchiness.
Wow he looks vile.
Not! I dont like her hair and he brings her way down
That movie doesn’t look funny. Charlize and Sean are a definite Not.
Amanda Seyfried always seems to get it wrong.
I hate the way Penn looks and Theron is starting to look ‘different’ to me, not appealing –it is likely just the pall of Penn .
I don’t really go for McFarlane’s humor.
Silverman’s been looking much better of late but, she looks uncomfortable though, out of her element. Same at the Met Ball.
Do we think Charlize can get pregnant? Also, I think I’d be into seeing someone like Sarah after being in a relationship with Rachel McAdams.
i have heard it elsewheer she can not get pregnant.. maybe cancer or something. or that disease she had as a child that rotted her teeth maybe affected her womb. i am pretty sure she won’t be having any bio babies EVER, whatever her illness is.
I would like Charlize’s dress if it had a straight skirt, like a pencil skirt.
Sarah Silvermans dress looks awful on her. She’s a pretty lady with a great figure, why did this happen?!
Amanda’s dress is also awful, that see through black part is all wrinkled up. What is that material called? It almost never works. It only works on the Duchess in Downton Abbey!!
A fashion fail for the night, all around. Too bad.
I think the Met ball is going to go down as the fashion fail of the year. Wow there was some fugly dresses there.
I think it is great if they are happy and making each other happy. I just don’t think of them as a “HOT” couple.
but to each his own.
Vomit.
I know Charlize is bitchy in real life, but I at least thought of her as street smart. That she’s fallen for Sean Penn’s act is sad.
I’m actually getting used to seeing them as a couple. It doesn’t startle me anymore. I think she’s beautiful, but I’m otherwise not a fan.
Silverman and Sheen are probably a fun couple, but you can’t tell by this photo.
Amanda Seyfried has such a gorgeous face, she really is a classic beauty. It will be interesting to see how she evolves as an actress and woman over the next 10 years.
I just hope she’ll get rid of those pantyhose because there is nothing I hate more than open toe shoes with stockings.
A thousand times this! Plus she doesn’t even need hose she has great legs.
Out of A Million Ways to Die Charlize chose death by bacon. He’s so burnt and crispy looking, yuck.
LMFAO!!! If I didn’t love bacon so much, that comparison would have done me in. He is DISGUSTING. I cannot stand his shriveled up face and that skeevy freaking mustache. Eww, eww, EWW.
Ha ha, he’s like a dehydrated apricot.
I think his energy is abusive, but his face looks good to me, oddly enough. Good as in, I prefer this crinkled normal look to the ironed out she-man plastic surgery trend that sucked in Kenny Loggins and Burt Reynolds. Wouldn’t we all rather see a man turn into a wild west gambler than a creepy wax figure??
I have to second evie’s LMFAO!!! Great comment, blue marie!
I used to REALLY like and pull for Charlize, but this Sean Penn “thing” is beyond disappointing to me. I look at pictures of them and just go “sigh…girl, why’d you let me down?”
What the hell is the matter with her? He looks like some kind of troll
They’re such a ill-fitted couple. He is tiny and gross while she towers over him in her height and beauty. Plus, Penn has aged so badly, he looks like her pervy uncle. I lost all respect for Charlize since these two got together.
I LOVE Seth MacFarlane!
/shame
//not ashamed
I also am not ashamed in my utter love and mild obsession with Seth MacFarlane.
There. I said it. I love Seth MacFarlane, and I LOVE WEDGE SHOES WITH JEGGINGS.
Y’all can’t stop me.
Oh, and her hairstyle is something that I’d totally go to the hairdressers to try and emulate and come out with a limp mullet. It’s happened before, with Meg Ryan’s hair in Addicted to Love. I came out looking like Rod Stewart 🙁
LOL
I love him too. He is insanely talented.
I know the douche is strong in that one, but…I am low key obsessed w/SM. :::hangs head in shame:::
Sean Penn has asshole face…and he better watch himself…I don’t think Charlize is the type to put up with all the crap that Robin Wright did…remember what her mother did to her abusive husband. Sean better sleep with one eye open if he messes with Theron…
Charlize made him get rid of all of his guns, so my guess is that she’d do the opposite than her mother did, and she wouldn’t fight back. I don’t know how long her mother endured the abuse; perhaps it was her last straw that made her protect herself and her children that way.
Of course, I don’t wish abuse on anyone, so if he starts becoming abusive, I hope she gets out quickly and has him arrested.
She is morphing into a hybrid of Betty Draper and Meg Ryan, and while individually a good look, combined it is not.
As a couple, they gross me out but seem well suited because both are a-holes. (Just my opinion).
Yeah, I thought Meg Ryan too.
Sean Penn disgusts me. I just read about his history with Madonna. He’s a 1000 worse than POS Chris Brown. How can anyone stand to be next to the guy? It makes me sad so many of my favorite actresses Robin, Charlize (pre showing her ass, too) Scarlett, have been with him. Gross.
Seth McFarlane’s face and hair looks sort of like the mask Michael in the Halloween movies wears. Scary.
If you blank out Sean Penn with your hand she might look hot. But seeing those two together makes me want to have a shower. The hottest thing in that picture is the pimple on Sean’s chin.
She’s so beautiful. I want her monster acting era back.
I love the Dior dress-not exactly ground-breaking, but so cute! I liked Sarah’s shoes- any idea what label? And Amanda S-such a gorgeous woman drowned in a unflattering dress!
charlize also gave amanda crap all thru filming this movie b/c amanda had askars first and dumped him and askars dumped charlize twice. ought to be interesting promo tour.
Really? More deets please?
Those rumors again? There was nothing to substantiate them and they were put to rest a long while ago. Plus, Charlize being dumped by a C-lister? Not a very probable scenario.
something about sarah silverman bugs me… i think it’s her comedy “aint i a stinker?” schtick that has gotten old for me
Oh, Penn is and always was vile, and Charlize has a reputation for being difficult, so they may well be suited to each other.
I will say that I do believe this is a real relationship, not some publicity-driven business arrangement.
I think she is incredibly beautiful – did anyone see her opening monologue on SNL? Terrible episode but she looked gorgeous. I also think she is a very talented actress.
I do not understand this Penn thing though AT ALL, but as others have said, maybe they’re well suited. I definitely get the impression she isn’t the nicest, warmest person.
I watched and I regret it. So unfunny and dull. She shouldn’t have done that she embarrassed herself. The writing was awful and was painful to watch.
I’ve come to expect these comments,but I’m still fascinated why Robin Wright gets a pass when she was with Sean Penn longer than anyone. Charlize starts dating him and she’s now “difficult,” a “grade A bitch,” or there must be something wrong with her. *Shrugs*
To be fair, she was known to be a grade A bitch before she hooked up with Penn. I used that expression to show they DO make sense together (yet they’ll never look hot to me).
P.S.: Wright doesn’t get a pass from me (nor does Madonna). Especially because both seemed to know how wrong their relationships were, but stuck with him anyway.
Ehh re: Madonna/Penn abuse victims tend to see their abuses through rose colored glasses (See: Brown/Rihanna). I’m never going to blame Madonna for that. I am, however, going to to forever side eye her for her racist crap.
Yeah. something’s fishy with Robin Wright.
She talked about it in a recent interview: she stayed for her kids, but as soon as the older child left to go to college, she took her ass away from him. IMHO it’s a common mistake among women with difficult marriages, but you have to live that situation with children suffering the divorce to judge them, so who knows. Robin Wright is not a weak suffering wife as many describe her, but a strong woman who gave up a lot for her children. That’s unusual in Hollywood, no?
Also: maybe Robin gets a pass because Penn started to act like an a**hole in the last years of their marriage and after the divorce he had a complete midlife crisis dating 20 something starlets and if you pick a guy after knowing that you became as a**hole yourself, there’s a girl code you know? that ‘s why Charlize is being criticized. Also because he has become so ugly, yuck
I really don’t like her so much with Penn. I think she is a good actress and I think he is a great actor but I don’t like them together. I don’t know why, But I do lover her dress and I do think all the other ladies in this batch are looking good as well.
I don’t understand. She’s been photographed going to the gym almost every day. Right? No matter what she doesn’t seems to have a fit body. I mean she looks good, but not as someone who works out everyday. Her arms are toneless and her waist is wide. What’s going on here? too much food?
I blame Tracy ‘don’t lift anything over 3lbs’ Anderson
I’ve noticed that too. she has to battle really hard to keep the shape I guess. If you look at her mother, that’s maybe her natural body type tendency. I wish she stopped with the botox and the fillers, she’s still to young to. Besides her forehead is starting to look a lot like kidman’s
They look like they’ve been on a massive bender. He looks totally hung over, and she’s teetering in her shoes.
They are so attracted to each other you can see it but they don’t fit together for the long run. How long will this mutual infatuation last? Maybe a year? Penn moves through them fast it seems. That bacon-face comment was very funny
It’s mutual beneficial business use, and of course sex. She’s trying to reignite her career with a “serious” role, in the next Penn’s movie, yes the role that was written for Robin Wright originally. Penn is trying to get back at Robin Wright, she’s engaged to a guy 20 years younger than him and she’s happy and working a lot, and that is something an abuser can’t stand. I think they both moved on, but Penn has always showed bitterness to Robin since the divorce.
He showed bitterness for sure. But it’s been several years now. Maybe he is just happy to really find love again, because before that he was a raw mess and bouncing from woman to woman seeming unhappy with all of them because he was miserable. The guy is in love. Maybe it has nothing to do with getting back at anyone by this point. Falling madly in love can do that. He is obviously gaga over her
that turd is just gaga over the image he sees in the mirror
Madonna will hide it, but she’s jealous. I think she really was hoping to get back with Sean. Her best friend said on WWHL Sean is her greatest love. And then she and her boy toy broke up after he went to France to work on some TV gig, and she headed off to Haiti with her son to see Sean and visit the relief effort. But I have no doubt what she was hoping for. She will never show it. Madonna would never let her guard down to show that. She did admit years ago when still in love with Sean, even though left him and needed to, that she would sneak into his new movies and watch them, and said it was hard when his new girlfriend, Robin, was in the movie. She admitted it was pathetic that she did that.
I thought it was funny that after Sean was photographed with Madonna in Haiti that all of a sudden Charlize came out full force in photos with him showing they were together. Before that it was more just rumors. I always thought maybe Charlize was marking her territory. Maybe casual with Sean, not sure, and then when Madonna came on the scene, she wasn’t going to let another woman have him.
All conjecture on my part of course LOL
Her body language seems stiff, and she just looks stressed when with Penn. Now look at how natural and relaxed she looks next to Seth.
Noticed the same thing. She looks stiffer with the baked ham. I don’t get their relationship at all.
I don’t care – it took Charlize SOOOOO long to start seeing someone seriously after she broke up with Stewart. Seems tom me like if she finally did chose someone and that someone is Sean they probably suit each other.
Yeah I like that she didn’t jump from relationship to relationship like some people do. She seems to only date publicly when it’s real.
Charlize looks pretty. I don’t get it, Sean is the abusive piece of sh-t but we’re hating on Charlize and calling her a b-tch ??
Sean looks like the inside of a baseball mitt as usual. He disgusts me.
Ironic, isn’t it?
You all hate Penn so much — based on a rumor you read that said Madonna said he was abusive, and maybe some other rumors you read — and yet Charlize looks happy, radiant and gorgeous.
But Silverman, whohad been looking more and more well dressed and pretty, looks frumpy in an ill-fitting dress — and miserable! She’s with that guy you all like so much but she looks awful, and unhappy.
See the irony here? Maybe what you think you know from reading gossip rumors is actually WRONG.
Could that be?
Actually it is not a rumor. There are police reports to substantiate the abuse of Madonna.
It’s not a rumour – he was arrested and charged with felony domestic abuse in 1987.
A rumour ?? Educate yourself boo. They’re not rumours.
And did you get your definition of ‘irony’ from Alanis Morissette ?
He’s disgusting, vile, reprehensible and a slimeball. Can we send him to some ‘Castaway’ type island and just leave him there forever?
I love what Amanda is wearing.
My favorite game is who looks wasted on the red carpet. They all place, but Charlize and Sean win first place.
I’m surprised SM didn’t have a glass of scotch in his hand. He drinks…a LOT.
I don’t like any of these people. Charlize Theron’s overrated and mean, Sean Penn’s horrible, Seth McFarlane’s a misogynistic tool, and Sarah Silverman’s incredibly annoying. And I know nothing about Michael Sheen except that he’s dating Sarah Silverman, which is a big minus in my book. Oh, and Giovanni Ribisi’s a Scientologist.
There was a blind item about a couple that broke up because the woman was not into “kinky play” The reveal was Michael Sheen and Rachel McAdams. Wonder if Sarah Silverman shares his interest? Hollywood is never dull !!
She can do better! He must be good in bed because he is not a good looking man yikessssssssssssssss!