Here are some more photos of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Paris – these are all pics from Monday. Kanye took Kim shopping at Balenciaga, Versace and Colette. Then they went out to eat. Kim wore this outfit the whole time, and I’m now convinced that this ensemble is just an ill-fitting swimsuit and a tailored suede skirt. Right? This is not a tank top. This is a flat-out one-piece swimsuit that she’s wearing. Did she go swimming after lunch? What is this? I also know that she’s not wearing a bra (the swimsuit probably had a built-in shelf bra), which is bad news when you have big boobs. I could never go out like this. I would be indecent. As for the wedding… for me it’s like watching paint dry, having to hear all of the nonsense about locales and such. But here you go:
Nothing but the best for the future Mr. and Mrs. West! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are sparing no expense in anticipation of their much-anticipated international wedding weekend, which kicks off this Friday, May 23, in Paris, France. As previously reported, the superstar couple have booked the stately Forte di Belvedere in Florence, Italy, as one of their wedding locations — and preparations at the venue are already well under way.
“This is literally going to be Hollywood movie set level,” one source tells Us Weekly of the elaborate staging currently taking place at the Forte. Indeed, crates and trucks have been coming and going since Saturday, May 17, bringing equipment, decorations, tables, and even art installations.
“We are up to our necks with this wedding,” a worker from a local company told Us. “The security surrounding this is huge…The organizers let us know day by day what they need.”
Florence Council press spokesman Marco Agnoletti, meanwhile, confirmed to Us that the couple would have “no more than 200 guests” at their nuptials, per an agreement with the council based on safety and security concerns at Forte di Belvedere. He also noted that the rental fee for the venue — an estimated 300,000 euros — would be put toward “cultural projects in the city.”
So, something for sure is going down in Florence. And I’m pretty sure something is going down in Paris too. I guess the wedding celebration with start in Paris and then it will move to Florence? That seems… needlessly tedious. JUST GET MARRIED. Be done with it. And believe it or not, this is one way in which the nouveau riche always show their hand. An old-money bride and groom would be much more conservative and low-key about the whole thing – sure, the wedding would take place at a castle, but it would be their grandmother’s castle. It would be less showy and maybe that’s the right way to do it. Because otherwise you just have pissed off, jet-lagged, hungover wedding guests stranded in Florence on Memorial Day.
Oh, Page Six has more wedding details if you’re into it. Apparently, the wedding involves a tour of Versailles. Ugh.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
I just don’t understand why she doesn’t dress for her body. If she actually wore the right size, shed look thinner, therefore better. Simple logic.
I completely agree, her clothes always look so tight and uncomfortable
Always check her feet! It’s very funny. This girl is just awkward, and she is always teetering with her shoes at odd angles. She is a cow – no gracefulness. As others have said, no matter what she wears, it looks terrible because everything about her is so awkward. Maybe the fake body parts make her feel like Frankenstein?
Ya… I have a similar body type (short, curvy) and if I wore that …my top would be holding on for dear life the whole time. I wouldn’t be able to comfortably function
I think it’s like a win-win for her – wear that top and it’s going to get talked about and since she doesn’t care if you are saying something good or bad as long as people are talking about her it’s a win for her. Wear that top and have a boob escape (which is likely) and again she get press so she “wins.” Sad, and bad. Make you wonder what the sales girls are thinking when she walks in and wants a size 2 – uh, what? (Made even more outlandish by the fact that at those type of stores the sizing runs even teenier!)
ITA! It’s sad because if I had her kind of money I’d be the best dressed woman in Canada, lol. But hey, I guess she’ll always go two sizes too small…alas.
She has the money and the opportunity to dress flawlessly, but she (and her sisters) dress horrendously. As someone who grew up in poverty and only wore what I got through hand me downs and the 10 cent bin at the thrift store…ugh.
Just think, everything you owned could be tailored for you. ..
omg, i know, if i had a small portion of her cash, i would be dressed SO well, holy crap.
She THINKS she looks good. Doesn’t she???
I’m also short and curvy (and I like it that way) but I have to say that top is *really* bad paired with that skirt. Its like her breasts are going to the pool and her ass is going to sit itself down in a business meeting!
@ drm
exactly! its like she’s trying to be sexy but thinks the two balance her out so she still looks classy, but she doesn’t! It just looks odd
@allie
I think it’s a bit harmful to equate looking thinner with looking better, although I do agree that with the correct tailoring, Kim’s shape is pleasantly accentuated.
A lot of it has to do with comfort. She never looks comfortable, even while wearing leggings!! But hey, neither does Olivia Munn who’s thin but wears the tightest, shortest, most awkwardly cut, (albeit often HOT) outfits. I simply don’t understand how she maneuvers through life.
ALSO: Kaiser (dear Kaiser), this is sentence of the week “Pissed off, jet-lagged, hungover wedding guests stranded in Florence on Memorial Day.”
I’m going to crowd fund this into a blockbuster IMAX 3D movie staring Bruce Willis and Zach Galifianakis.
Ugh she looks like a donkey.
Lets guess how many days this marriage will last!!
probably just a ‘body’ as we call it in france and not a swimming suit
Whatever it is, that side boob is just wrong. No one needs to see that. No one. I feel bad for the Parisiens who have to see it in person.
Actually it is mega humid in Paris right now, I go outside in practically nothing otherwise I feel like collapsing. Most of the city is dressed way more revealing/provocative than what she’s wearing…
Ugh how about Kanye’s leather pants then? Can you imagine…
It is tacky plain and simple, but I actually like the skirt. For all the stylists she must employ you would think she’d get it by now.
Weather notwithstanding, I thought it was just sort of Meh but ok until I saw the back and the side view. This woman will never be chic. She just can’t help herself but to dial the sexy factor up to 11 by wearing too tight, too low, etc. Sheesh Kim, you’re in Paris. Take a look around. How much sideboob do you see on the well-dressed chic Parisians? Not a whole lot, I’m guessing. Maybe take a cue.
“it is mega humid in Paris right now,”
Then why wear SUEDE? How hot and sticky! Ew!
Lol Rachel. Side boob with flab no less
I just don’t even know what to say. I mean, I know she’s trolling, hardcore, but this is… well…
I’d kind of like her to look comfortable and not “verge of yeast infectiony” just one time.
“Verge of yeast infectiony”– flawless
Hahaha! Yeast infectioney!
OMG you have me choking with laughter!
That was too funny.She leaves me speechless but in a bad way.
OH MY GOD. Just get married and go away.
Forever.
Nobody cares about your stupid-ass wedding.
Yes, I clicked but I only skimmed the article and I STILL want my 30 seconds back.
The sideboob, the terribly unflattering outfit. It’s so predictable and YAWN.
I really want these people to fail spectacularly, although to me they already have.
Why would you want another human to fail? What is wrong with you?
Or her stupid-ass
Well, on the up side, that mess detracts from noticing the hose pants that Kanye is wearing.
How many pairs of leather pants does that dude own?
I want to know how much sweaty ball powder he goes thru. Wait, NO I don’t. Thanks for the visual, Kitten. Or Kiddo. Whatever. 💩
Leather pants + heat + humidity. Not a good mix. Maybe that’s why he looks like the most miserable groom-to-be I think I’ve seen. Seriously, why doesn’t he ever smile when he’s with her? I mean we all know this is a farce, but can’t he at least act like he’s happy about it. Maybe think about the money he’s going to make off of this perhaps.
Sweaty Ball powder.
Lol remember that skit Schweaty Balls?? Think it was a Christmas skit. Now I won’t be able to see pics of Kayne in leather & not laugh!! Cuz first thought will be Schweaty Balls! (Think it was SNL skit)
Snort! Tooo darn funny Kitten!
Ha! What is it about some celebrities and their inability to just get married already? It is that hard to get your keister wed?
Longass engagements, flashing giganto rings, People Magazine “exclusives”, endless shopping trips, a constant stream of tidbits fed to the press – an tedious procession of bore leading up to the wedding.
It’s not just this couple, but, cough, OTHERS I could mention, too.
I have no great love for the Reynolds/Lively union, but at least they just off and did it.
Because some people just like the idea of having a wedding and the attention it brings. They don’t actually think about the marriage or care about being married. It’s all about the wedding day and that’s it.
It is kind of ridiculous, isn’t it? Especially for those who have already had a big wedding before, or have been together a long time, have kids, etc. Just do it already!
I just keep thinking…she’s already 33 and will only get older and irrelevant. Also, she’s been married 3 times, had a kid and did the Kanye marriage thing so theres truly nothing left! Yay, she will fade away because she’s “done” it all! It’s funny that her big accomplishments are marriage, marriage, having a baby and marriage. Everyone can do that. It’s really not anything special. For real.
You forgot to include her lifetime achievement of having sex for a camera. 😉
Oh no, now THAT divorce is going to be well documented. None of this Kris Humphries crap about trying to keep it under wraps and make it go away as quickly as possible to make way for her Yeezus Fetus (Feezus?), her divorce from Kanye will be MASSIVE with loads of interviews, magazine covers, accusations. IgNori will be old enough to have had her first round of Botox and a discreet nose job so Kim will be flaunting her every which way under the guise that she’s now ‘free’ from kontrolling Kanye.
Late last night I was watching a repeat of a favourite Australian programme called “The Gruen Planet”. There was a segment devoted entirely to this woman. The question posed was, “Why is she so popular?” The consensus was that, in days gone by, “stars” had that star power which made we mortals look up to them, but there was never the possibility to touch, let alone be with, or like, them. The panelists (all advertising and marketing experts) agreed that she has “relateability” to a certain section of the community. In other words, that she was a nobody, but has managed to turn herself into a big brand (albeit on the strength of the infamous sex video) making millions. From memory, they said that that year – when she and KH broke up after the 72 days, the brand had raked in $70m. So if she can do it, anyone can do it. One also said that, where once it used to be “15 minutes of fame”, she’s managed (or trying) to stretch it out to 15 years. It was a fascinating and informative piece, despite the fact that it was also absolutely hilarious. They were imparting information while all the time taking the piss.
I’m looking for a link, but in the meantime, anyone interested could try going to
http://www.abc.net.au/thegruenplanet/kimkardashian
The episode was made just after she announced her divorce from Kris Humphries, when she fled here to Australia to promote their handbag line. Much was made of the fact that she had engagements booked for 5 days, yet flew out after only 2 days, leaving several disgruntled media and corporate types.
But yes, Kitten, they should just get married and then naff off! For good.
Her success is due to the well-oiled machine at E! relentlessly foisting her and her loser family on us. She would have been forgotten a long time ago if she wasn’t constantly on the air and providing fodder to the 24 hour media cycle. I don’t think it has anything to do with her appeal, most people I know in the States despise her, but as long as E! peddles her Krapfest, we are stuck with her.
I actually think Kim looks better than usual here. But maybe that has something to do with my hatred for bras…
it’s waaaaaaay too early to be seeing this!! (ugh)
I actually wouldnt mind this if not for the titty sag on the sides tbh
As for the wedding I agree with ya on that this is how New Money Shows Out, as oppossed to wealthy, where they do a nice sedated quiet thing and is over… If i had to bet or cared Id say they are making it a weekend and it’s in BOTH locations and those 200 people are gonna be kidnapped for filming in them big headed busses all over Europe for the weekend-week… Whatever is not like theyve got jobs to go to
Agreed about her outfit! Kind of cute from the front but 50 shades of WROOONG from the side. Uber unflattering.
I know, right? The outfit is really cute from the front and then… sideboob ALL UP in your eyeballs. *shudder*
What it is I think is that these creamy light Colors work well, no?
Yet another ill fitting outfit. And what is with the “bodysuits” (not my words but words from other sites)? Put the side boob away Kim (guess she was trying to outdo Kendall) and wear appropriate fitting clothes and a good bra. I’m not against going braless but she is too well endowed to go without one.
The sideboob is gross-you can see where the skin is stretching under her arms because of the weight of her implants. And the sheer top makes her nipples look Liza Minelli-ish (but Liza earns my respect and admiration because she’s a talented legend who has actually done something productive with her life). The Parisians must be rolling their eyes at this gaudy circus.
Yes, I thought it looked like implants. My chest isn’t as big as hers, but I know if I wore something that smushed everything, it wouldn’t look like that.
Is all of that side-boob really necessary? For a daytime shopping trip and lunch in the city? I’m certainly no prude when it comes to showing skin, but really?? I’ll just consider the source.
And if I were a guest at that wedding I would be dreading it. It sounds exhausting and not in a fun way. Nouveau riche, indeed.
It looks like a top for ballet but lord from the side and that bottom is like nothing I have seen before… the shape is odd.
She would be considered one of the largest ballerinas on the planet 🙂
Lol. No more than 200 guests for this farce of a wedding.
OMG…THAT IS BAD! MY EYES MY EYES!
It is totally a swimsuit and just awful all around
Its not a bathing suit you can see that it was a top stuffed into her too tight skirt. If you look close enough, you will see where the shirt ends as it looks very lumpy.
I thought the comment about new money verses old money was rather classist.
Although, yeah, the wedding is gonna be ridiculous.
You can’t buy class.
What are you even talking about?
wow, a KK-apologist detected. I guess what Dorothy is talking about is that you can take a girl out of trash, but it doesn’t work vice versa. KK manages to make everything she wears (no matter how “highbrow designed” it is) like it was made for a wannabe porn actress. But yes, humidity in Paris , for sure. That’s why she wears what she wears.
What I meant was the old saying….you can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear. Money doesn’t equal taste or class.
Because I don’t outright despise them I’m an apologist? I just find it odd how much you all hate them, I guess I just don’t understand what the big deal is. So they’re super tacky, so what? I don’t really get it…
@Dorothy: Or in this case “You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ass.”
I always knew Kim did a little something to her boobs, but this top just solidifies straight up surgery. I’ve had big boobs since I was young, much like Kim says, and there’s no way I would be able to wear this without being arrested for public nudity. And I haven’t had a kid.
He’s not much of a gentleman is he?
LOL pretty sure it’s in the prenup that Kim must open all doors to clear a path for Yeezus, holding up the weight of that ego takes full mental and physical focus!!
LOL that’s the least she can do considering she’s eating away at his life’s savings.
Me: Hey, what you up to?
Kim’s Boobs: Oh, nothing. Just hanging out.
I don’t mind the color combination…that’s the only nice thing I can say about that outfit.
Is anyone else not excited about this wedding? I think people really aren’t interested that much. Her last wedding had more hype around it. This wedding seems so predictable. It will be tacky.
Also, do they do anything other than shop and eat at restaurants? Don’t they ever get bored of that?
Apparently not bored enough to be with their child.
^^^^ This^^^^ .
Wait until next month when her daughter turns 1. The b-day celebrations will be beyond tacky and over-the-top with lots of pics of happy Nori and her caring mother. Then we won’t see her with her child for a few months.
She will still be on her honeymoon. I doubt she will interrupt it for a baby.
@ Lady D
I think Nori was born in the middle of June. How long is the honeymoon going to be? Kim can’t stay away from the paps longer than a few days. Her honeymoon to Kris H. lasted less than a week. No way Kim will give up the opportunity to milk a photo op by not having an insane b-day party for Nori.
the trash bag will say she can’t stand to be away from her daughter, plan a huge celeb filled b party for the poor child, then be MIA again except for the paps
Jesus Christ. This woman likely looks in mirrors all day long and she still goes out in public in these nightmare outfits. I’m done trying to rationalize it. She just wants people to talk about her and really doesn’t care why. And you know what? He looks like a clown too. If I didn’t know they’ll be divorced within a few years, I’d say that they were made for each other. Those last two pictures…Christ.
A lot is going on down in Florence because I live there and the catering company has already brought in sh*itload of stuff ( I live nearby where they’re supposed to get married). The city gave them a limit of 200 guests and their paying 300.000 Euro to rent the place. Crazy crazy crazy.
I’m actually more interested in their wedding vows. Will it be ’till 72 days do us part’?
Keep us informed.
Poor, paolo :(. Stuck in the middle of this Sh*t Show. Stay safe this week!
“Will it be ’till 72 days do us part’? ” LOL! Of course not, this is TRUE love. They’ll go for 100 days, or at least try to.
I’m very jealous you live in Florence, what a beautiful city.
Yes beautiful place.. I just can’t wait for this freak show to be over.
From the front I thought, “well, that’s not so bad”, given her usually atrocious styling. From the side and the back, though, the ensemble is appalling.
I had the same reaction.
It sounds like heir poor guests are going to go through hell. Having to change cities? How arrogant. Why would anyone put up with this crap? I don’t know anyone who is willing to fly to one city to see part of a damn wedding, then fly to another, and who knows what else. I don’t care if their guests have the money and are famewhores, too, it’s still an annoying hassle.
Did anyone see the photos on DM of Kris in some kind of black, sequined outfit riding a merry go round in Paris with Kourtney and her kids? She is the most ridiculous famewhore ever, and it amazes me that her children are not completely humiliated by her but instead embrace the lifestyle.
I saw those.If that was my Mom I would be completely embarrassed.She needs to start acting her age and not live through her children.She has already made a mess of them.
Her face doesn’t look so botoxy here. Maybe she’s taking a break???? Lol, she probably has no time for appointments between extreme wedding planning and shopping around France.
can’t spell skank without KK.
hahahahaha
LOL
Given that she is so short, I think Kim would look so much better if she wore her skirt length above the knee. The below the knee skirt just makes her legs look that much shorter.
Yes! Honestly, this tendency to wear her skirts too longs bugs me the most.
I don’t love the outfit but she looks pretty lately.
What a gushing groom Kanye is ! Doesn’t he look so excited to marry her?
What a hard life she lives. Shopping, eating, shopping, eating. Funny thing is you never see her leaving the store with bags.
she prob has someone take the bags out for her so her holding bags won’t ruin her photo op.
Somtimes I think her “shopping sprees” are just photo ops and she doesn’t really buy anything.
Wasn’t her backside smaller last week?
Are they really planning on having the poor baby toddle down the aisle in diamond shoes? I assume this means the kid is giving Kim away? Can the baby even walk yet?
And are they planning for Kim to say “I do” in one country and Kanye say it in the other country? I’m trying to figure out what a split wedding entails.
I don’t know about her backside but I am pretty sure her lips were lots smaller last week. Plastic is as plastic does. Shameful pair.
She’s gross.
sums it up nicely.
Was gonna say the same thing. Very Klassy!
It’s an American Apparel swimsuit. I read that on another site. So yeah, she’s wearing a swimsuit, not a bodysuit.
Her skirt once again is tailored terribly. All of her pencil skirts are too tight and bunch up around her hips and stomach and waist. Her tailor sucks.
Yep, it’s an American Apparel swimsuit. A whole $45 invested in that ridiculous top. Most people would be embarrassed to go into a high end store dressed like a low end Wal Mart shopper.
She’s just trying to be high-fashiony. You know, mixing high-end and low-end. It once again does NOT work. She can not put an outfit together to save her life.
Her nose is about half the size it used to be. Her original nose was really nice and complimented her face perfectly. The Kardashians think the public is stupid. They think we won’t notice. All they know how to do is deny everything. Kylie Jenner…I’m looking at you kid.
The real skinny as to why Italy is the destination: France shut them down.
Kimye planned to get married in the Palace of Versailles in France, but “a spokesman for the historic French national monument on the outskirts of Paris made it clear that the American celebrities were not considered distinguished enough for an official ceremony and celebration. ” (This is from many publications; I took this from Daily Mail.). Kimye and their guests – who have to pay for their flights and their rooms – get a private tour (whoopee). One person who’s not coming – Anna Witnour. The woman who single-handedly destroyed Vogue’s image and reputation with the Kimye cover respectfully declined, BUT she’s doubling down on that horror by featuring the wedding photos in an upcoming issue. If that issue takes a hit sales wise I can’t see Conde’ Nast not telling Witnour to clean out her desk.
But I still don’t understand why the solution to the France problem is to jet everyone to Italy?
Why not a simple US wedding to make it legal like tons of other people who have destination weddings? PMK is actually ordained.
BTW, that Page Six article also mentioned that Vogue sales were not what have been initially projected……
She’s gotten married twice in the U.S…perhaps she thinks getting married in another country will be the trick to a long happy marriage. I typed this without laughing…
@me, makes you stronger than me.
These two a$$holes make me rage-y. That swimsuit is hideous and TOO SMALL for her., and paired with a skirt, even more hideous. Funny, she has a lot of sag to those boobs in real life, yet in their crap music video, her boobs were standing at attention – ALL NATURAL BY THEMSELVES as KK claimed. Ha. OK.
you’re right! lmao. but if someone bought that natural crap, i have an igloo in florida i can sell them.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE the pic that looks like Kanye is making her open the door for him! What a tool. Also you had to know she would have to throw the sagging boobs at us to deflect from the bad press from the lesser Jenner
Lol but think about it. She will do everything just to have ideally no pre-nup or have one in her favor. Deep inside she knows this marriage won’t make it long term. She is milking out this fake union as much as she can and she may succeed by showing Kanye that she does everything for him. I really feel for Kanye, not that I am a fan of him.
Because he’s Klassy
“And believe it or not, this is one way in which the nouveau riche always show their hand.”
I would say that they have been showing their new money hands since the very beginning. Money does not buy class, my friends! It takes a whole level of tacky to make Chanel look like it came from a stripper store, but they do it every day.
My question still is… How are they going to top this? It’s all about having attention and planning big events to make news. So they had the baby, the over the top engagement, and now the wedding that will FINALLY be over. So then what?
And as a wedding guest I would be PISSED if I had to travel to events in different COUNTRIES. I can’t even imagine putting people through that confusion.
How about second pregnancy rumors or divorce rumors or cheating rumors…the possibilities are endless…
North’s first birthday. Agree with me above. It will be over the top. Remember she already had a car like daddy’s.
They look hellish – and unhappy – they have oodles of money but no class. I saw an old episode of kuwtk and kim was falling down drunk at a party but she looked beautiful – khloe was looking after her n it was quite sweet. What she has done to herself is awful n it aint gonny get any better.
I thought she didn’t drink
She used to say she doesn’t drink alcohol because she hates the taste…then she signed on to be a spokesperson for Midori and now all of a sudden the likes alcohol…money talks ya’ll lol.
I hope that after the wedding she will learn how to be a mother. Its a bit annoying seeing her out and about every single day. Her daughter may resent her in the future.
Pro Tip: It’s not necesary to match your stilettos to you swim suit.
hahhahhhaaa!!
That would have been a beautiful outfit on the tall, flat chested and impossible skinny type. It sucks that what would look classy on that body type looks trashy on Kim’s body type. But that’s just the way it is and I wish she’d take notice.
I am tall, small waist but big boobs. I know I can’t wear those built in shelf bras. I would love to but I know they are big fail on me. Why can’t Kim get a clue about what does and does not work for her body?
This was written on point, I mean everything, all I can do is agree.
and add Po North and RIP Lil Mercy.
I saw pictures of Rob-the estranged brother, he looks miserable w/PMK enroute to this episode. PMK was grinning and giving flirty winks to the paparazzi and he looked like he wanted to hide.
leather and suede they both look ridiculous and need mental help for attention whoring.
I saw those pictures as well. I thought Rob was working out and losing weight? Those pictures show a much heavier Rob. I wonder if he’s on anti-depressants? They can make you gain weight and look bloated. Either way, he’s in the obese category now. It’s sad because he was very in shape just a little over a year ago.
Yep. I so agree. I think there is more happening with Kim other than just her narcissistic personality. I think KanYe is for sure has a narcissistic personality but Kim also has many of the same tendencies that sociopaths do. I had a socipath roomate once and watched her get engaged to three guys all at the same time. It was really amazing to watch. She did get caught by them and took my car to disappear for almost a month! Her ease at manipulation was astounding to me.
I still think her unpleasant traits (pathological lying, world class manipulator, lack of expression of real emotion) were developed in reaction to how her mother treated her as a child and onward. She learned to lie to just get along and it became ingrained habit. Suppression of emotion is another way to deal with a demon mother. If you don’t feel anything, then you can’t get hurt. Demon mother may consider Kim her Golden Child, but attention from the devil comes with a high price.
If we look at much earlier pictures of Kim, she was far more expressive. She did escape from her demon mother for a while by running off with a guy, but by then a lot of damage was done and she also began to immerse herself in the world of plastic surgery. I don’t think Kim sees the same thing in the mirror that others do. She’s ridiculous but also sad. The real problem is that she had a child with a man who is also damaged. We can only hope that the nannies are permanent. Every child needs at least one good parent, that baby has the nannies and a couple of aunts who hopefully will step in as needed. Kourtney is her best bet on the Kardashian side while Khloe is busy going nuts at the moment. Maybe Kanye has some sane, nurturing relatives waiting in the wings also. The fact that we don’t see them doesn’t mean they aren’t there.
i’m confused by the headline. does she EVER look appropriate and/or cute?
she’s not cute, chic or classy. She’s trashy, HUGE and weird looking. You can’t make a princess out of a fame whoring pig.
Well said.
Boy oh boy, I did not need to see the view from the back or side. She is so yucky.
From Page Six
“Page Six has learned that fashion journalist Andre Leon Talley has asked Valentino to host a brunch for Kim and Kanye at his elegant Château de Wideville, a magisterial 17th-century residence situated on a manicured 120 acres outside the French capital, on Friday, the eve of their wedding in Italy.”
Valentino? Really? What a joke these two are making of the fashion world.
Sorry, but this does not sound impressive. It sound tiresome and pretentious.
I don’t know if this is a real rule, but when people wear things unseasonably, I think they look dumb. Open toed shoes and no tights or hose in the winter in NY? You look like an a$$hole. Ditto for wearing leather pants when it’s 100 degrees outside. No idea what the temp is whereever she is, but a below the knee suede skirt and a backless string tank? Doesn’t go, temperature-wise. Just doesn’t work.
lets face it peope…she doesnt dress herself…she wears what sour puss Kanye tells her to wear…she always looks aweful
She has not trained him to open doors for her yet??
They look like a couple of cartoon characters!
Given all the side boob shots, I don’t think there’s any shelf bra involved here. More’s the pity.
This event is starting to sound less like a wedding and more like an abduction.
For me, the main fashion faux pas is that you just don’t wear a tank top with a suede skirt. And then the skimpiness of that tank (omg, side-boob?!?) with that below-the-knee suede skirt only emphasizes the wrongness of the look. Let’s face it: You can’t buy class. Can’t buy taste. Can’t buy innate dignity. And you sure as shit can’t buy simple common sense.
PS) Where is little Nori? JK. Obviously, a baby in a pram would destroy the “sexy” image they’re striving for. Just like a tank doesn’t go with a suede skirt, a baby doesn’t go with a couple who are trying to drum up interest in their wedding plans.
Just love the ginormous boob hanging out on the side views. I don’t know how anyone takes her seriously.
Where’s their baby. They never take the baby out with them just parade around in stores and restaurants in weird clothes.
She makes Coco look like Kate Middleton. Kanye looks miserable. They both look uncomfortable and over it lately.
Who cares if it’s a one piece bathing suit underneath! It looks great!
Why is she wearing a cheap swimsuit as a top? I can’t believe the woman had the gut’s to walk into an exclusive clothing store dressed as a low grade Wal Mart shopper. It’s a wonder anyone waited on her. Maybe they didn’t , thus no shopping bags.
I still can’t believe she has a kid.
I LOVE that these 2 are getting married. It’s 2 jokes merging to become one big, gigantic, never-ending (the jokes write themselves!) ridiculous couple. And the LOL part is that they have NO CLUE, both think they are such a big deal!! Yet everybody is LOL at them, not because of jealousy or envy, but because they are so nouveau-rich tacky and ridiculous and narcistic, it’s HILARIOUS to watch them, I’m SO GLAD they are getting married to each other!! Imagine those 2 huge egos clashing behind closed doors, so it’s only a matter of time before one stupid, narcistic, low-class brain overtakes the other equally stupid brain, it’s a battle of the idiots starting, just sit back and watch people!!
As I’ve said before: this woman wouldn’t recognize style and class if she fell into it.
That’s called a ‘body suit’ Kaiser, they were big in the 90’s. It looks like they are trying to make a come back. *shudder*
As for for these 2 nitwits, do they do anything else besides going shopping all the time? Shouldn’t they be looking after their baby? Poor IgNori. Such a waste of space these people are.
I couldn’t care less about their impending nuptials. He still gives me the heebie-jeebies when I see him. He’s just skeevy to me.. And she’s morally repulsive. I used to think she must go to another world when she has to bang him and dream of Reggie while doing it. LOL That was probably it in the beginning. Now I think when she is having sex with him she is fantasizing about the big power couple they are and how one day they will be as big as Jay-Z and Queen Bey. Dream on, Kimmie. You aren’t even the budget version of Queen Bey as part of a power couple.
I’ve read several times that E! is paying for this circus. I’m not joking when I say that I really hope that this idiocy bankrupts E! They deserve it for foisting this gaggle of gross people on us.
That’s totally a swim suit. And is that skirt made out of suede??? Ugh, I get hot just looking at that!
Side boob is totally whorish, I don’t care who you are. In Kim’s case you can see cellulite on her side. She just is incapable of looking classy. Ever.
That is 50 shades of wrong.
“I’ve never had plastic surgery” but now we can clearly see your implants. And your cake-plants. Do we think the Kartrashians go home and laugh to themselves about what liars they are over wine? In that evil stepmother “mwa-hahahahahah” laugh? I can’t even read any of the wedding stuff, it bores me to tears. It’s just unfortunate that she needs to get married to make a buck. Almost as unfortunate as That Ass. (Vom)
My feelings about Kim Kardashian’s sartorial choices are best expressed by this line from Steel Magnolias by the incomparable Olympia Dukakis as Miz Clairee Belcher, “Looks like two pigs, fightin’ under a blanket.”
Why can’t he ever open a door for her or take her hand. She always has to grab him first. That’s strange to me. Can he at least pretend he likes her. Geesh!!!
She took 15 suitcases with her to Paris and this is what she comes up with? smh
Someone mentioned above that Kim is awkward, when she walks she teeters and almost looks like it’s her first day walking in heels.
I truly think she’s extremely self conscious and closely monitors every move and step she takes, always trying to appear “perfect” but it comes across as try hard, extremely awkward, and uber posey.
I do like her hair soft and braided like this.
Kimmy dear, how about putting the titties away once in awhile??
She’s so hot. Yum.
Ewwww!