The Kimye Wedding Open Post: third time’s a charm, but probably not (updates)

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This is sort an Open Post for everything to do with The Kimye Wedding. I don’t know when we’re going to get photos or any kind of confirmation that the wedding – allegedly going down in Florence in just a few hours – has taken place. If I was Kim, I would have bolted a long time ago. Hell, if I was Kanye, I would have bolted a long time ago.

Yesterday, Kim and Kanye (and their guests) did two costume changes. Their first big wedding thing was a brunch hosted by Valentino, at his French castle. That’s where Kim wore the leaf-design silver/grey/black Valentino gown (which I sort of like). Then yesterday evening, Kimye and their guests went to Versailles for a huge blow-out rehearsal dinner/party.

E! News (obviously) got the scoop of the rehearsal dinner – Kanye surprised Kim by flying out Lana del Rey to sing three songs, including “Summertime Sadness” and, I would imagine, “Young & Beautiful” (since that’s Kim’s favorite song). What else? Blah, blah, horse-drawn carriages, blah, IT RAINED hahahaha. Food details: “hors d’ouevres including lobster sticks, caviar and crepes. There was no formal sit-down dinner or toasts.” NO DINNER?! E! News says that “everyone was crying because they have never experienced such a party!” Or they were crying from hunger because they weren’t served dinner!!!!

Apparently, IgNori was very well-behaved at Valentino’s castle. But Bruce Jenner HATES everything. A source tells Radar, “Bruce is having a terrible time, and he is bored out of his mind. Once again he feels like a prop in the festivities. Kris has been barking orders at everyone since they arrived in Paris for Kim’s wedding. He just wishes he could have stayed at home and played with helicopters.” Radar also says that Jay-Z thinks all of this a “joke” too.

So, as I said… as I’m writing this (Saturday morning on the East Coast), we’re just a few hours away from the wedding. Use this as your Open Post for all things Kardashian. If you want to give a shout-out to poor Mercy Kardashian-West (rest in peace, little kitty), you can do that too.

UPDATE: It happened. The bride & groom wore Givenchy. Yeezington was nervous. But it happened.

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  1. Lucy says:

    Well I like her white dress. This whole thing is a circus and I just can’t help but think what a hugeeeeew waste of money it is! I hope for the sake of Nori it lasts but I’m skeptical, I don’t know I think if I was 30 and had been married twice already I’d be very cautious and carefull before doing it again, this to me just screams attention wedding and not a “real love” wedding

    • Ollyholly says:

      I agree , I think Kim looks really beautiful in the white dress.

      But I don’t know if people are being a little too quick to hate her for a third marriage, it’s not unheard of to be married multiple times, especially not these days. Who really cares, you know? Just let her get married and if it bothers you so much, ignore it…

      Plus, I kind of think she and Kanye are more than perfect for each other, their shared narcissism holds them together.

      • Anonny says:

        No. it’s not unheard of, but you have to admit, 3 marriages and only 33 years old is pretty rare.

      • TheOriginalPuppy says:

        I agree. If people hate Kimye so much why are they so obsessed with them?

      • bokaki says:

        @Anonny Ross had done it too!

      • DrM says:

        I’m my husband’s third wife (3 marriages by the age of 45) and now 6 years later we’re bloody happy. If I’d listened to others (including some of his ”friends”) I would have missed out on the great love of my life. I think she looks amazing in the wedding dress pic (http://jezebel.com/heres-kim-kardashians-wedding-dress-1581177844 ). Will there be challenges being Mr and Mrs Kimye? Yes. I hope they are very happy.

      • Tanguerita says:

        the disdain (hate is too big a word to be used for this tramp) has nothing to do with her being married for the thrid time, but everything to do with her unrelentless famewhoring. And these both are hard to ignore if you read gossip – they are literally everywhere.

    • lucy says:

      I don’t see a white dress. I see a bathrobe with tuxedo lapels exposing her sternum.

      • almondey says:

        I TOTALLY AGREE. I thought this dress was a monstrosity. Even with fashion tape, I don’t know how there were’ t a million nip slips. It just looks like a lot of strategic layering rather than something tailored and fit to her shape. THE worst. and I say this as someone that has liked 2 out of every 3 outfits she’s worn in Paris these past couple of weeks.

      • Belle says:

        ^^this. I think the white ‘dress’ is hideous. I’m all for a sexy elegant look, but she is just trying way too hard, and looks trashy (as usual).

      • BunnyBabe says:

        @Lucy

        You put that beautifully. Why did she go so menswear-y?? Kim, despite her perceived character flaws, can look gorgeous in classically feminine cuts. I felt a twinge of second-hand embarrassment at how she may feel when looking back on her choice of outfit here. But hey, maybe she loves it. Or Kanye loves it.

      • wiffie says:

        I thought it was a slutty choir robe until I really looked at it.

      • Dani2 says:

        @wiffie LMAO at “slutty choir robe”
        You nailed it, sis! I don’t think it’s great at all, and that’s quite funny because her recent looks have been quite flattering on her.

      • homegrrrl says:

        I’m not a fan of the slutty look for a bride. Yes, I’m so over the strapless gown thing, I did that too, once upon a time. Oh yeah, in Italy too, almost forgot. But She looks like a fancy call girl in a robe, not a bride. Yeeeesh.

      • jane16 says:

        I thought the white “dress” looked like someone got hold of a Job’s Daughter garment and took scissors to it. Hideous. These people wear the ugliest clothes.

      • janie says:

        I just saw a photo on Huff Post of the wedding dress. It’s really beautiful, I’m surprised! It’s not what I expected? It’s actually lovely.

    • Daisyduck says:

      I agree, the waste of money is the worst part of this. I’m South African and it makes me die inside to think of how much many people could be helped with the amount of money spent on a WEDDING. One wedding. Of two people who are pretty much nothing more than a couple of narcissistic, self indulgent freaks 🙁

      • Amy says:

        I think the same thing! All that money for a ridiculous circus of narcisstic a-holes…they could probably feed an entire third-world country with the money spent for Kim’s “marriage” to her third ex-husband.

        Has she had so much work done on her face that it’s literally impossible to smile? Or is she trying to be like Victoria Beckham?

      • bettyrose says:

        Well, in theory, lavish spending supports whatever local economy the lavish spending is happening in. People are getting paid for goods & services, so it’s not like they’re just setting the money on fire, but the long term impact of this spending is much smaller than if they used it to set up an ongoing service such as funding charitable activities.

      • tc says:

        But you could say that about most people’s weddings. Really, anything over a trip to city hall is a luxury costing money that could be given to charity.

      • bettyrose says:

        tc – I ** was ** saying that about most people’s weddings. I’m trying not to go too over the top in my comments out of respect for the many wonderful CBers who’ve had lavish weddings they fondly remember, but I’ve had to attend enough wedding showers for people I barely knew (work related, etc) to feel like the entire marriage industry is something of a consumer scam. Whether one considers marriage a spiritual union or a religious one, I’m highly skeptical of it involving multiple gift-giving occasions under the guise of wishing a new (not necessarily young) couple best wishes for the future. FWIW, I am highly in favor of city hall weddings.

    • JennySerenity says:

      Ok, thanks for the out, Kaiser. I’ll take “prayers for little Mercy Kardashian-West” for $500, Pat. Other than that, this sh*t-show is an obscene, embarrassing display of “how much nouveau riche money can we spend?” When I think of inner city kids or vaccination programs that could really use this money, I’m throwing up in my mouth a little. God rest, little Mercy. Hoping we’ll focus on some REAL gossip later this a.m., all due respect. :–

  2. Talie says:

    You’ve got to read Andre Leon Talley’s Wedding Updates on Vogue — freakin’ amazing.

    • dorothy says:

      Vogues covering this? Good Lord.

      • Daisy says:

        ALT’s packing list was a thing of joy. I think he was serious? But it read like the best satire ever. I suspect that he’s enjoying the circus very, very much.

      • PunkyMomma says:

        @Daisy. Yes. ALT is nothing, if not sublime.

    • eva k says:

      WHAT is Andre Leon Tally wearing????? Has he gotten to the point that normal clothes won’t fit him?

    • HRC says:

      OMG, thank you for this! It has enriched my morning. He actually wrote that the arrivals “called to my mind engravings and paintings of court arrivals in French history.”?! This is the worst thing to happen to the House of Bourbon since Robespierre.

      • anne says:

        oh my lord, this is ridiculous.

      • Birdix says:

        Yes, it will be harder to appreciate the superiority of French cultural history now that it’s clear that a good chunk of it can be bought for the right price, or level of fame. Waiting for a bronze statue of Kimye embracing to be donated then put up in the Rodin museum.

      • Decloo says:

        HRC: Thanks for your Robespierre reference. Made me laugh out loud!

      • Miffy says:

        You said it, Birdix 🙁 It’s all tainted with this cheap ass-holery now.

      • homegrrrl says:

        “Engravings of court history”? More like a Bosch painting- this is cosmetic Hell!!

    • Blannie says:

      I was amused by the sugar-free cake served by Valentino. A lot of those fake sugars cause explosive diarrhea for some people. So I’m imagining that for Kim, Kanye and Lucifer’s Home Girl. 🙂

    • Sumodo1 says:

      Andre Leon Talley’s “swan song” is this putrid writing. GARBAGE!

    • Eloise says:

      ALT on the luncheon at Valentino’s castle:
      “Yet this was a family affair Rothschild-style, fused with Charles de Beistegui and Arturo López-Willshaw. ”

      Look up Charles de Beistegui, he’s known for his fake over the top oppulance. While Arturo Lopez-Willshaw had a gay lover he put up in his Paris apartment with his wife who didn’t care what he did as it was a marriage of convenience.
      ALT is still wiping boogies on Mr & Mrs Kartrashian and they’re too dense to realize it, and ALT and Wintour are laughing at this family of fools.

      • Deb says:

        An “uncultured” person like myself would have never caught those references. Thanks for pointing them out. Andre Leon Talley…I love you, you bitch! LOL!

  3. ray says:

    shout to to poor mercy, sadly i forgot about her r.i.p
    also props to the industrial strength tit tape working overtime in that last photo

  4. Snazzy says:

    So they have a dinner at Versailles with no food (only hors d’oeuvres)? How does that make sense?

  5. amber5ash says:

    Please please god. Let it rain. LET IT POUR. For Mercy’s sake.

  6. Ruyana says:

    Has anyone else noticed that Kris Jenner’s eyebrows have reached a “Jack Nicholson as The Joker” situation?

    • Inconceivable! says:

      Yes! I saw that and it was terrifying. Between all the Botox, tanning, lip plumping, and now those eyebrows….she has clearly gone overboard.
      I wonder if the constant changes (injections. & plastic surgery) done by her daughters and her have them all competing to look “good” but they stop seeing how ridiculous they truly appear.

    • LakeMom says:

      As perfect a description as you can get! LOL!

  7. Annabelle says:

    It’s actually cloudy in Versailles right now, apparently.

  8. Jackson says:

    I only came to say that I think that white outfit (dress?) is tacky as anything I have ever seen her wear. I don’t care who designed it or how much it cost. It screams ‘try-hard’ and also ‘fail.’ They look like they’re going to a 1970s costume party.

    Side note: who let the peasants come so close to royalty?

  9. emma says:

    Kris Jenner in the black and read in the top pic really does look like Lucifer. I can almost hear the ominous music playing.

  10. DailyNightly says:

    Take my word for it–this isn’t her last wedding. Not by a long shot.

    I guess she forgave Andre for wiping his snotty finger on her shoulder at The Met ball.

    • word says:

      I saw that. Makes me wonder if it was on purpose…how gross of him though.

      • bluhare says:

        How can you do something like that accidentally? To me, it says a lot about how they got that cover. Wonder what Kanye’s got on Wintour. I can’t believe she would have caved that easily.

    • denisemich says:

      Right now, Kimye thinks this is her last wedding. She would never have had all of the fashion designers or this type of lift without Kanye… He doesn’t think he could have done better. He thinks she is perfect ,aesthetically. He is not deep!

      In some ways, what they find important in life, they are perfect for one another. She is not like Beyonce, she has made him understand her allure.

      I don’t think this marriage will end that soon. They will have at least one more child.

  11. Enuff Said says:

    I sort of like the Valentino gown, too!! Those are butterflies on it!! Is it the photos or is her back side smaller…for the wedding??!!

  12. Mylene - Montreal says:

    wow too big how u can apprieciate a circus like that ?

  13. Black orchid says:

    iam sure Mercy is comfortbly sitting on the clouds with a thunderbolt in her paws aimed str8 to Kim’s ass

  14. Mabry says:

    This entire escapade is such a farce. Wonder how long the marriage will last?

    • kri says:

      Where to start, where to start?? First off the ‘tox has gotten to a level that easily outdoes a face from Madame Tussaud. The his and hers cleavage looks like they came from the rejected casting extras of the American Hustle set. That Spider Mother of hers simply terrifies me *frantically looking for holy water and crucifix*. Is Nori really in that stroller or is there a cooler full of fillers and botulinum in case anyone’s face begins to unfreeze? The only expression I see on anyone’s face is the one on The Evil Incubator Kris-and that look is what I call “frozen in unholy glee”. I am sure Mercy is looking down from cat heaven with great relief that she is not sporting a Tisci-designed cleavage- bearing gold lame cat-of -the bride gown. I do not see any engineers in the pics, but surely they must be there to get Chloe’s ass into her dress-I hope they are students of Frank Lloyd-Wright, because cantilevers will be a MUST for that job. And there were reports that the hostages, er-“guests” were crying. I am sure they were. If Beyonce and Solange’s elevator toy show up, we know for sure that they are punishing themselves for that debacle. My apologies, beauteous cities of France and Italy, but thanks for taking them off of our hands for this danse macabre.

    • anne says:

      isn’t she modeling herself on the gaudy side of Elizabeth Taylor now – the glamour, marriages and jewels without any of the charm or grace. It’ll last until the show of it all runs it’s course. God, I’m cynical. Sorry, this whole thing just feels like a famewhore’s orgasm to me and I wish America didn’t have role models with values like these two.

      • Kri says:

        Oh, and to add to my post above-unlike Cate Blanchett, Kim does NOT elevate anything she wears. Blanchett would have been glorious in that Valentino. Kim, just put on a rayon teddy from Frederick”s and get it over with.

      • Mandy says:

        LOL!

  15. Miss Jupitero says:

    Amusing. “Kimye” is Turkish for “chemistry,” as in department of. Let’s be glad they aren’t called “algebra.”

    At first I thought this was “ground beef” in Turkish: “kıyme.” So close! That would have been priceless.

    Kaiser, can we please reverse a few letters and called them ground beef? Pretty please?

  16. Dawn says:

    Oh this is just one more stunt by the stunt queens. None of this whoopdie do is legally binding. It is all for show. These fools are not legally married in the U.S. or France or Italy and maybe never will be. Kim isn’t happy with the Prenup and she wants more and Kanye is going to go broke without Jay Z rewritting his crap that he calls rap. I think it is a so funny how much press these two have gotten and how much money they will make for a complete and utter stunt.

    • springingforward says:

      Brilliant. You said it all. You don’t have to mess with a pre-nup if you aren’t actually married, but you can fool the public and get tons of publicity by pretending to.

    • Mltpsych says:

      Exactly. And I truly don’t understand the press around this. There is not one A-list celebrity at this wedding, yet the press is acting as if this is the most important event this century. I don’t understand!!!!

  17. SnarkGirl says:

    That close up shot really sums up everything: Kim, her fame, her wedding. All vapid & empty; a plastic shell with absolutely nothing behind it.

    As for this being her last wedding … not by a long shot. She’s going to be the new Liz Taylor (minus the beauty, talent, charm, wit or grace). I give the whole thing a year.

    • stickershock says:

      The eyes are so VACANT.

    • Bob Loblaw says:

      Also minus, Liz’s incredible, compassionate heart. There is no comparison either in marriage count or merit.

      • Shannon1972 says:

        Thank you for saying this. Kim. And Liz. Should never be uttered in the same sentence. AmFar would not be what it is without Liz Taylor – a gorgeous person inside and out. Kim isn’t fit to stand in Liz’s shadow.

  18. Belle Epoch says:

    Agree EM. Is there a face under there? Can it move? This is the opposite of beauty. A doll or a wax figure has the same effect. To be beautiful you must possess a heart.

    • Azurea says:

      I am struck by just how devoid of any emotion or thought Kimye’s faces are, unless it is, sometimes, look of vague disdain for the idiots who are clamouring around them.

  19. word says:

    I heard Jay Z and Beyonce didn’t show up in Paris…but they might show up in Florence.

    Also, it’s amazing to think about the fact Kim’s first wedding was at a chapel in Las Vegas with no family attending and now she’s getting married in Florence. The life she lives is insane. Does she deserve it? Does she appreciate it? I don’t know.

  20. Palermo says:

    Kanye and Kim both look like they are highly medicated, just to get through this farce. There is nothing that says love about any bit of it.

  21. Bridget says:

    Does anyone remember the Saturday Night Live short where it’s a “commercial” for some excessive fast food item, that’s something like a taco wrapped in a burrito, dipped in batter, fried, rolled into a crepe, wrapped in a pizza? This is the wedding version of that.

  22. Vera says:

    Wondering what she will do after the wedding and honeymoon to stay revelvant.

    • word says:

      I’m wondering that too. I”m sure PMK has a plan ready. No way Kim is going to live a private married life, that’s for sure. I’m pretty positive they will have a huge blow out for Nori’s b-day. After that, I’m guessing Kim will start pregnancy number 2 rumors, or cheating rumors.

    • anne says:

      I think this weekend is the beginning of the end, really. This is the peak. I don’t see them being able to build interest up to anything higher than “The Wedding.”

      • idk says:

        @anne

        “the divorce” ?

      • Miffy says:

        My predictions:

        Baby no.2… this time though she’ll do a Yonce on it and hire a surrogate while she flaunts a permanently picture perfect pillow baby bump round for nine months.

        Swiftly followed by ‘The Divorce’, and then we’ll get to see the last few shards of Kanye’s credibility get complete obliterated by the Kardashians as they do what they do best and go full trash on the situation. Lots of sad magazine covers of Kim being a frightened single mother, even though once she’s on the hunt for a new rich/well connected husband we’ll never see her with those children ever again til IgNori releases a tell all autobiography including some tragic candid family photos.

    • paola says:

      She’ll get pregnant again. She already said that she wants to get pregnant right after the wedding (aka I have to get pregnant or I’ll be yesterday’s news and that CAN’T happen to me)

  23. InvaderTak says:

    She does nit look happy. At all. She looks traumatized. And her momager is never far behind. Wonder if Kris had to get out the cattle prod. If it weren’t exactly What they all bargained for I’d feel a teeny bit sorry for her.

  24. klaas says:

    Shout out to my girl Mercy. Kitty, wherever you are, you are in better place now b\c there’s no worst place than among Kardashians.

  25. Kirsten says:

    Wait. What happened to Mercy? Was that her kitty? Did she do something to her?

  26. Ang says:

    I don’t think she should wear white to the “wedding or in the wedding” lets be real. They deserve to be broke for this foolish display of just burning through money for show. Plus that mansion they have torn down to rebuild. I don’t care if they get married on mars it won’t last.

    • Lady D says:

      There is a new pic on the Daily Mail that shows all her bridesmaids in white. Copying Kate?

      • bluhare says:

        Yes. I think that’s why Khloe got the new butt too. So she can be the bridesmaid with the butt at this one.

  27. Skins says:

    How can anybody with any kind of class or talent associate themselves with this whore?

  28. Mark says:

    This disgusts me. All I can think of when I see this is, “why on Earth do they have to spend that much money?” just to flaunt… what? I mean, as an average “peasant” with a regular ol’ job and a normal income, I feel like I already have more than I need – I never go hungry, I can have the odd glass of wine (or 5) when I feel like it, I have OK clothes and an OK house. And that’s great. I guess my point is, it really boggles my mind that there are people out there like this who feel the need to shove how rich they are in everyone else’s face all the time. Did Kris raise her daughters to think they’re something special just because they have a lot more money than most people? I bet they get off on the fact that they can throw dollar bills at people and have them wait on them hand and foot. But why? Kanye raps crappy songs and Kim starred in a ridiculously crappy porn. Whoopdie-doo. There are millions of people in the world right now struggling, some are starving, slaving away everyday to survive, and these people have the gall to show off like this in such a ridiculous way? Shame on them. They are sickening.

    • OhDear says:

      To be fair, many “peasants” spend proportionately the same amount for their own weddings, too.

      • Nina says:

        It was said that she spent around 2 million dollars on her DRESS alone. So, no, I wouldn’t say the average “peasant” spends that much money on a wedding.

      • almondey says:

        @OhDear and @Nina- I think oh dear specifically said proportionate so I’m pretty sure that meant proportionate to disposable income, savings, and general lifestyle of the average person–people do still tend to go overboard.

      • paola says:

        @Nina
        What the..what?? 2 million dollars on a dress? Seiously???? Mama Kris brought back to this world Coco Chanel in person for that price??

    • BunnyBabe says:

      @mark

      You said it yourself – you accept mediocrity for yourself and your situation.

      Raise your thermostat, demand the best, ask and you shall receive.

      • bluhare says:

        One of the better sayings I ever read was one that said you can never be truly happy unless you accept mediocrity. Which means you won’t ever be truly happy unless you accept things exactly as they are. Mediocrity is not the negative people make it out to be.

        If you’re demanding “the best”, then you aren’t happy where you are, no?

      • BunnyBabe says:

        @bluhare (I can’t reply directly to you and I’m not sure why)

        Hmm, I respectfully have to disagree. Accepting your circumstances as they are important to a better future and that is done through the act of being grateful. But after the gratitude must come the desire for better circumstances in order to see improvement.

        But accepting mediocrity to me is saying that I don’t have the best cars, clothes, house, etc. and I am okay with that and I never see myself needing anything more than “just enough.” And if this is how someone feels, that “just okay” is fine with them, that is condemning themselves to mediocrity. They do not desire more therefore they will not receive it.

        I think your favorite saying is trying to express the importance for gratitude for all situations, and that is something I feel we can agree on. Thank you very much for your comment.

      • homegrrrl says:

        You know, I was raised an artist’s child, and when there is magic everywhere, you have everything you need. Imagination and love outweigh the “best cars” or million dollar wedding dresses. Love is endless, while chasing material things is futile and unattainable. Mediocrity in love, no, but our culture is way Kardashian’d out when it comes to the value and importance of “the finest things in life”, or “only the best”. If I have a bigger better Arse, does that mean I’m above the “mediocrity” of my god given sweet lil tushy??

  29. Zigggy says:

    Why am I excited for this? I dislike them both! What’s wrong with me?! Must be the hangover.
    Waiting with baited (boozy) breath for updates! lol

    • Mark says:

      I hear you on that one. My hangover is making me vicious. I want their wedding to get f-ed up really bad. I hope they get ridiculed by the press for some reason. God I’m on such a hungover anti-Kimye tear right now lmao

  30. bettyrose says:

    It’s their money, right? And expensive weddings are essentially sold to us by retailers as a necessary precursor to a happy life, thus many people shoot for the highest level of ostentatious they can afford. If it were anyone else, I would call this performance art mocking our culture of excess.

    • Me says:

      Who said it wasn’t their money? They can spend it however whenever they want. I just hope they get their money worth for this show.

    • bettyrose says:

      Hey – I wasn’t defending them . . . just pointing out that most weddings are money-making enterprises for someone. Florists, caterers, dress makers, all charge a fortune for goods & services that will only be used once. And millions of people annually fork over hard earned money, borrow from family, or take out bank loans rather than having quiet, subdued weddings. The Kardashians, at least, can afford this nonsense.

      • Michelle says:

        IF E did pay for the wedding, than that is another reason why JayZ and Beyoncé didn’t show up. They didn’t want to be featured on the obnoxious show. Anna Wintour also declined her invitation. The only people actually famous were the paid entertainers. Yet this is somehow an important event? Why and to whom?? Ridiculous.

  31. AtlLady says:

    I’m confused. I thought everyone was supposed to be dressed in French costumes for the rehearsal bash (finger foods and not a dinner?!?!) but the only ones dressed that way were the orchestra. The bride and groom both showed up shirtless so were their “French costumes” a shout-out to the topless beaches on the French Riviera? This train wreck is spectacular and I can’t bring myself to look away from the carnage.

  32. OTHER RENEE says:

    How is this Versailles palace even available for such a shindig? Isn’t it a government property? I thought the French had more class than to allow such a circus.

    • Ldelta says:

      I know… Interesting question I had too. If you look at the official response from a rep. of the palace they in fact denied the request for the wedding ceremony to take place on the grounds. I believe the phrase used was, ” we reviewed the request and both Kim Kardashian and Kanye were labeled as not important enough to get married at the palace, but the palace welcomes any publicity if they want to rent a room which is available to the public for corporate functions, dinners, etc” — So this is what everyone will see on E News and other media outlets. They rented a public room to be used and decorated after the tourists left for the evening. They basically rented space, decorated, and asked people to dress up in period costumes. ANYONE can do it if you want to spend the money. I actually think it kind of genius on Versaille’s part. The palace basically used them as publicity to promote public rental space and denied their special wedding ceremony request to be treated like royalty. If they want to spend their money more power to them. But old money never goes this showy or overboard. New money always has to show up everyone. Lol

    • Hiddles forever says:

      It is the same story for their wedding venue in Florence.

      Forte Belvedere was once open to the public but got closed for lack of funding. Well, the West kardashians could rent it for 300,000 euros though. Money opens many doors.

    • homegrrrl says:

      The good thing is the French can -never- again claim artistic superiority. This Bosch painting called a Kardashian wedding popped that eternal Froggy snobbery.

  33. Jess says:

    She needs to chill with the Botox or whatever she’s doing to her face, she looks completely plastic and dead in the eyes. I also think it’s tacky to have such a huge wedding if it’s your 3rd time, but maybe I feel that way because her 2nd one was so fake and shoved down our throats, then she didn’t even want the poor guy to move in with her. It still blows my mind that this family has made so much money. Kim especially comes off like a narcissistic spoiled brat, the others I can tolerate, but I do hope this marriage lasts since they have a child, they seem well suited for each other.

    • Tulip Garden says:

      To be fair, every wedding she has had up to and including this one has been tacky: #1 Vegas, #2 televised-over-the-top attempt to pull ratings, and now #3….whatever you call this monstrosity that is happening. But yeah, at wedding #3 with her history of marriages, it would be best to do something quiet, small, and private….bahahahahahaha….none of these adjectives describe Kim or her weddings!

      • Boxy Lady says:

        I am certainly not Kim’s biggest supporter but I have to believe that Kanye himself had something to do with how over-the-top this wedding is turning out to be. After all, it’s his *first* marriage. Since he talks so much about Kim is the most beautiful woman and how she should be seen as a fashion and beauty icon, I have no trouble believing that he would want to go all out for this wedding. (Even if Kim actually tried to be sensible and said,” This is my third wedding! Let’s go more low-key.”)

      • Rockymtnprincess says:

        You Lso just have to appreciate the fact that she looks like a slightly different woman for each wedding. Each face was only married once….

    • swack says:

      I’m sorry, but no marriage, if it has gone wrong, should be held together because there is a child. Most times the children are better off if the parents split.

  34. candybambi says:

    thank you mark- with all that money, they could be helping so many……………….
    they truly make me sick

  35. Hannah says:

    Okay, so I was wrong in thinking it was just a rumour that Lana would be singing. Tad disappointed, tbh.

  36. MissBB says:

    Today is my fourth wedding anniversary. I can’t believe I share my wedding date with them. Although I do think my wedding will last longer…
    I saw a picture of Kim on the DM website in that white dress from last night. Might have been the lighting, but her face looked like that of the Catwoman; Jocelyn somewhat. Very unfortunate.

    • Tulip Garden says:

      Happy Anniversary!

    • Lady D says:

      Yes. Her face looked really strange last night. Her lips jutted out and looked semi-pursed and her face looked sunken between her lips and her cheeks. She looked so much like an alien in that picture, she reminded me of a Dr. Who episode where victims have gas masks come out of their mouth and become part of their face.
      (I bet North uses the catch phrase from that episode.)

      • Emelu says:

        Are you my Mummy? That one scares me more than the weeping angels. Hmmm… Kardashians= weeping angels? Don’t blink! Actually with all that filler, pretty sure they can’t blink.

      • Jen says:

        Are you my mummy??

        HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    • Dani2 says:

      @MissBB Happy anniversary, love! 🙂

    • BunnyBabe says:

      Congratulations and Happy Anniversary!! Isn’t life strange with dates. I got engaged exactly one year ago today so I’m sort of in your boat (okay, not really.) Imagine folks who named their kid Kim before she got famous. Oops. Is it too late to go back and change our minds? Haha

      Your marriage will def last longer. Cheers to you and your hubby.

      • MissBB says:

        Thank you all for your congratulations! We had a wonderful evening and it didn’t cost 37 million Euro like their weekend (an estimate I read somewhere).

  37. Rockymtmprincess says:

    after a night of drinking and eating food they aren’t used to…these poor people are then shipped off on a plane. How long is the line for the bathroom?
    Good lord, it sounds like an awful situation for the guests, like an extended scavenger hunt from hell.

    • Decloo says:

      That’s just what I was thinking. They are jet lagged and they’ve had to go to all these events (and shopping) in Paris and then fly (albeit in a private jet) to Florence for more events…I get exhausted at destination weddings with all the events. I’m sure it’s okay for the young ones but I truly feel for Brucie.

      • homegrrrl says:

        I went to a destination wedding in the Napa valley. First off it was an expensive flight, and they booked me in a spa. The people “in” the wedding went on excursions whist us pariah guests were meant to enjoy $200 dollar massages -for a full weekend-. I paid for my own lodgings and massages, the bride and groom weren’t’ wealthy enough for that, just assumptive enough to have each guest pay their own way. Who is anyone to assume this type of extravagance is for everyone? Then we were bussed around drunk and foodie full for hours to see sunsets and opulent wineries. My date and I are late middle aged. He fell asleep and i was bored out of my mind and irritated from all the expense. This put me over the edge for the type of wedding that became the envy of every young couple. If I was exuberantly wealthy, I could enjoy it, but for working people this trend is an offense.

  38. Ldelta says:

    I know… Interesting question I had too about the use of the palace grounds. If you look at the official response from a rep. of the palace they in fact denied the request for the wedding ceremony to take place on the grounds. I believe the phrase used was, ” they reviewed the request and both Kim Kardashian and Kanye were labeled as not important enough to get married, but the palace welcomes any publicity if they want to rent a room which is available to the public for corporate functions, dinners, etc” — So this is what everyone will see on E News and other media outlets. They rented a public room to be used and decorated after the tourists left for the evening. They basically rented space, decorated, and asked people to dress up in period costumes. ANYONE can do it if you want to spend the money. I actually think it kind of genius on Versaille’s part. The palace basically used them as publicity to promote public rental space and denied their special wedding ceremony request to be treated like royalty. If they want to spend their money more power to them. But old money never goes this showy or overboard. New money always has to show up everyone. Lol

    • homegrrrl says:

      Exactly! My second husband was extremely wealthy, but we live in a small mountain town, so our wedding was a simple country hoedown right in our valley. We didn’t make a big show of -ourselves-. We wanted to provide food and comfort for people who loved us enough to want to commemorate a special day. I just can’t with the overpriced edgy weddings. What a narcissistic waste.

  39. CHT says:

    Why do they look like zombies or mannequins? It like they are in poses that look like they’re saying something but no one is looking at anyone else or acknowledging their surroundings…. Seems strange. Maybe Kim has decided to go into a happy place to avoid the crazy paps… She looks a lot more vacant than usual.

  40. truthful says:

    The NY Post wrote a hilarious article, hilarious on the whole circus, heehee!!

    RIP
    Mercy, we knew you when…

  41. Ag-UK says:

    Enough of these fools. I am sure E is picking up the tab. All I can say is I blame Ryan Seacrest!!!! I think Kim thinks she is in a Dolce and Gabana ad

  42. paola says:

    So.. I’ve just been asked by the wedding security why do I need to go down that road.
    ‘Because I live there!’ I said, so they escorted me to my door and waited for me to go inside.
    I’m pissed beyond measure.

    Anyway, is it me or Kim yestaerday looked like she had lip injections? Her lips look even more fuller than her usual and she looks like a mask.
    She really need to stop smiling! LOL

    Can’t wait for this circus to leave Florence.

    • Rockymtnprincess says:

      Come on! Get out there and live tweet the whole thing!

      Just kidding. It sounds awful but imagine the stories you will live to tell. 🙂

    • jane16 says:

      Good god, that would piss me off also. We moved to Calabasas years ago, before they became famous and we have to put up with a lot of crap from them on a regular basis…their snotty security, their huge black SUVs blocking access to grocery stores and Starbux, their insisting on walking to the head of a line, instead of waiting in line (Charlie Sheen waits in line–I’m not kidding), their terrible driving, weaving all over the roads while they are constantly on their cells. They have to dominate the center of any restaurant they are in–most celebs want to be seated where they have some measure of privacy, not the Ks. A funny story: our youngest son just turned 20 and turned out to be very handsome, tall, dark blonde, vivid blue eyes, great build, and twice this year we have been in restaurants seated next to the Ks and the youngers girls and the men (Rob K & that idiot that lives with the oldest sis) could hardly take their eyes off our son!?! He went to the mens room and Kim went and stood in front of the mens room door to text and then the younger girls drifted over there. My son came out, walked right past them and came back to our table. He was oblivious, and not interested in them at all, thankfully.

    • Bob Loblaw says:

      I posted this once before because I’m still outraged, but a friend of my mother’s, who has mobility issues, was trapped in his house for three days because of Kim’s last farce of a wedding. Be glad the security deigned to accommodate you, they wouldn’t let the para-transit van through for him because obviously as an elderly neighbor he was a clear security risk to their circus. They’re vile people.

      • jane16 says:

        They are vile. Bob, I wish your mom’s friend would have called the cops, and demanded to be let through. That is over the top outrageous.

  43. BunnyBabe says:

    The rich-hating attitude of the world is our sickness!! The best thing you can do for the poor is not to join them.

    It’s their money and if they choose to spend it this way, that is their choice. We all long for abundance (whether you can admit it is another story). The teachings of major religion say that it is noble to be poor. Wake up people! There is enough wealth in the world for everyone in it! You have to work hard and be grateful to get it. If you despise the rich, fear not! You will never join them.

    • Ruyana says:

      Actually BunnyBabe, the richest among us did not work for their wealth. They either inherited it or profited from the labor of others.

      • BunnyBabe says:

        Thank you for bringing that up – “the rich get richer,” right?

        Even if you are born into wealth, if you do not adopt the mindset that brought your family into the money in the first place, you can easily spend it all in less than a lifetime.

        That is one of the many lies perpetuated about wealth and abundance. It is a mindset that makes you rich. The mindset is passed down right along with the wealth in families that maintain their status for generations.

        Working hard does not have to mean hard labor. It means using your thought power to serve others. Give more in value than you take in payment and you, too, can become wealthy. Create something that enriches the lives of your customers. This is a well-kept secret but it’s starting to surface again thanks to our large community online. And I am grateful to it! We are all gods in our own right and we have the power to form our lives by the very thoughts we think everyday.

      • Jarredsgirl says:

        Bunnybabe, despite all your comments, I really don’t believe that you are rich.
        You seem to be quite ignorant to how the world works and it sounds like you have been reading a lot of new age crap. You’re hoping that if you lecture everyone else about how being rich is a mindset, you will prove that you are of the ‘right’ mindset. Unfortunately, all the new age ideas are just that – ideas – that are being sold to you. Everyone wants to be rich – quite right. So why not make everyone feel that they too can be rich – they just have to change their mindsets! And I’ll be the one to tell them exactly how to do it – just buy my book 😉 If it’s not working for you – well you didn’t change your mindset properly – buy my second book and ill tell you how to solve this problem.

    • paola says:

      And there is not enough wealth for everybody in the world. The richest are rich because they take advantage of other people’s work. If we were all rich there would be no one keen on doing the menial jobs or work at all and the economy would collapse in like 2 seconds because money will be pretty much useless.
      Plus since wealth is a comparative thing it’s not possible for everyone to be rich. To be rich you have to have much more than most people do.

      • BunnyBabe says:

        You’re right – there is enough for anyone who is willing to work for it. Sadly, the ones who “won’t work for it” are the worlds greatest untapped resource – their minds could discover things to make all of our lives better. But they continue to be lazy and won’t accept that there is better for them in this world. Anyone can improve their situation with faith in a better tomorrow. A lack of faith is then a self-fulfilling prophecy.

      • paola says:

        I sort of agree with you.. but we can’t compare people like Bill Gates to Kim Kardashian. I think what people are really upset about is that she has tons of money without having any sort of talent or at least deserve it for some reason. She seems to spend as much as she can cash in, and you’re right..it’s her money she can do what she wants with it.. but doesn’t she feel ashamed of her extremely privileged status and no intentions to do anything for charity or at least donate something to the cities she has put in a blender for this wedding?
        I don’t think I could look at myself in the mirror if i had that sort of money and not use at least 1% for charity. And don’t give me the ‘how do you know she doesn’t donate?’ because people like her and her family would plaster every wall in town to let us know about it.

    • Jane says:

      I do agree with that in a black and white sense, but the world is grey. Placement is huge, what wealth and connections you were born into. Watch the documentary, “park avenue” . It will freak you out. Also off topic, it bugs me that Angie-Jo put her kid in Maleficent.

      • BunnyBabe says:

        @Jane

        The world is exactly how you see it; no more and no less will come to you than you expect.

        Apologies, but I won’t watch any media that wants to perpetuate the rich people are evil/bad sickness. Begin to look at the Law of Attraction. It is an ancient concept long forgotten but resurfacing recently.

      • Jane says:

        @Bunnybabe

        I agree with you! and the Law of Attraction. 🙂 But I also respect the concept of “balance”, and that true democracies work in principle for only a time before they evolve into Oligarchies, which is what America is now. I wouldn’t use the word “evil”. It’s human nature to always want “more”. But when the distribution of wealth becomes so unbalanced…well let’s see what happens. I agree that Kimye ‘earned’ their wealth. I’m speaking in broader terms, and you are speaking about the individual. I think the media is usually celebrating rather than dissing. I mean E is over the moon with ratings 🙂

    • Mandy says:

      Its not so much the flaunting of their wealth that bothers me. Its that they think they are and should be treated like royalty.

      • BunnyBabe says:

        @Mandy

        I feel you on that. Kanye def thinks his sh1t don’t stink. He’s been like that for years.

    • Adlers says:

      Actually, there is most definitely not enough wealth in the world for everyone in it, or at least not wealth in the Kardashian sense. Our planet’s ressources are limited, and if everyone used private jets to go anywhere they pleased, maintained extravagant homes in need of heating and cooling, and ate whatever they wanted whenever they wanted, problems like soil exhaustion and global warming would be even worse than they are now.

      Furthermore, the Kardashians are part of this “culture of abundance” that tells people that it’s okay (and even desirable) to continually buy more clothes, bags and cars instead of shopping responsibly. People who want to copy Kim Kardashian and don’t have enough money to buy Givenchy will buy knock-offs from retail brands that keep the prices down by using cheap foreign labor in developing countries. Tell me, what chance does an impoverished woman in Bengladesh have of attaining these levels of wealth you speak of? She will work hard, all right, but only to feed the Western’s worlds ever-growing lust for things.

      Oh, and religions don’t think it’s “noble” to be poor and starving. Most of them encourage people not to focus their energy on getting more material goods but look beyond human desire for wealth and power. They also believe the path to happiness is to share what you have with others instead of keeping it all for yourself. That’s not at all the same thing.

      • paola says:

        Couldn’t agree more with you.
        Not everybody has the skills, talent, resourcefulness, innovativeness and creativity to be successful. You can make everybody poor, but not rich. People are misunderstanding the meaning of equality. Everyone started out equally, whether from birth or pre-civilization, but the path endured for our abilities to manifest makes us all different and not equal.
        Having said that Kim and all the Kardashian clan have no talent apart from famewhoring themselves. Which made them very rich and hopefully not everyone is like them. I wouldn’t change my life with hers for all the money in the world.

      • Jane says:

        Agree! Well said.

      • Mingy says:

        wow..this!

      • Michelle says:

        Bravo. The uneducated Kardashians made money off of endorsing credit cards with sky high interest rates, bogus diet pills that were pulled from the market, using other people’s designs for their purses, shoes, cheap clothing and a scripted tv show where they manipulate reatlity. To put it simply they use their “popularity” to take advantage of others and increase their own wealth. Anyone speaking dislike or indifference of them are just “jealous haters”. Please. Not people to be admired, promoted or even watched. South Park had it right.

    • homegrrrl says:

      I -do- have money, and spending doesn’t give me self-esteem, or love or friendship, and those three trump the “trappings of wealth”. I’m not a rich hater, I’m a -waste- hater, and there is an huge imbalance in our state society. I’m too busy to spend money day in and out, plus I like clothes I can be rugged in or for yoga. I don’t like pressed fine fabrics, and jewelry gets in the way of life. Not everyone with wealthy uses it like a KarTrashian!

    • We Are All Made of Stars says:

      Sweetie, it’s time to step away from the Rhonda Byrne and whatever it is that you’ve been smoking. You’re not a millionaire, and you’ve lost your ability to think logically and critically, at least if you ever had that ability in the first place. It’s time to come back down to earth and get real.

    • Bob Loblaw says:

      I don’t have a “rich-hating” attitude, but I certainly dislike waste and gluttony. Kim and her ilk are obnoxious consumers, indifferent to the consequences of their lifestyles or the sufferings of legions of others on the planet. There is nothing admirable, defensible or desirable to be found in Kim’s example. You may view material excess and ostentatious displays as innocent pursuits, I do not. As many have already pointed out, it is impossible for everyone to enjoy Kim’s lifestyle, I would add it is an undesirable lifestyle to pursue. Material wealth does not bring automatic happiness. Most people who are driven enough to achieve great wealth are unable to appreciate it and only want more. Those born to it are usually not worthy of the good fortune they’ve been blessed with.

    • Ange says:

      I feel like somewhere in this conversation you’re going to start mentioning your self help seminar that will soon be in the banquet room at a Holiday Inn near me….

  44. Jane says:

    Well the news here in LA is now consumed with a Hollywood connected mass shooting in Santa Barbara….although I’m sure it could really be raining fire and brimstone and these fools would just have their servants build them another planet.

  45. iskra says:

    This is just one big parade of kitsch and utterly bad taste like the whole Kardashian-Jenner family. What a waste of money.

  46. Jane says:

    OMG, a WALL of flowers! The guests are all facing a wall. Why would you face a wall when you are in a beautiful estate? Sick metaphor!

    • TheOriginalTiffany says:

      First thing I noticed in all the many aerial shots was that they left the tops of those walls open and it looks awful. I wonder if Kanye will be pissed when he realizes he overlooked something so visible. The walls look like they have black holes in the tops.

      Surely if you can spend two million on a dress, you can afford to put flowers on the top of the walls.

      No A listers on the guest list. I love that many of the pictures are just titled guests of Kim Kardashian. There is so much Botox and fillers on display. Robin Antin IS cat woman. Frightening.

      • jane16 says:

        I noticed the same thing. Hideous design. So flat and boring, and blocking everything.

    • Christin says:

      What is it with the wall of flowers? It was ugly as a gift, and even more ridiculous at this wedding.

  47. Dorothy says:

    Wow, you know your life’s in the crapper when Justin Beiber is on your guest list.

  48. MediaMaven says:

    The Kimye Wedding………. The Battle of the Epic Asses……….let the games and the calls to divorce attorneys begin.

  49. Mandy says:

    I hope Bruce shows up in full drag.

  50. Michelle says:

    No show for JayZ and Beyoncé?

    • qtpi says:

      Looks like it! Heh heh. Not sure I know anyone really famous at this wedding? All that money…. and they couldn’t even get Bey and J to show.

      • paola says:

        Money can’t buy you talent, but it can sometimes rent it (Lana del Rey).
        It seems like her closest friends are her sisters, make up artists and hairdressers. Sad isn’t it?

        WHere is Rob? I haven’t seen him anywhere! Is he in hiding? Did he stay in Paris like Macaulay Culkin in ‘Home Alone 2’?

      • Jane says:

        @Paola, LOL! I think they sent Rob to fat camp jail/rehap, as PMK declared his “serotonin levels were dangerously low”

      • paola says:

        To a man’s eye this wedding is the most ridicolous thing. Talk about Bridezillas!! I really can’t blame Bruce and Rob for not wanting to go.. I bet they’re counting down the minutes until the circus will disperse.

      • paola says:

        @Jane
        I just read on TMZ that Rob bailed before the wedding, they said they have video of him arriving at LAX.
        Something happened me thinks.
        Or maybe he just doesn’t like italian food!! (which I’ll take as a personal offence!)
        😀

    • Dani2 says:

      Lol I love Bey right now, she posted a vacation pic on instagram, doesn’t get much clearer than that if you ask me. It’s just another day in her fabulous life, the world doesn’t revolve around Kimye I guess.

    • homegrrrl says:

      I love that Beyonce -just- posted a bored A*& selfie, “just standing around braiding my hair”…

      • We Are All Made of Stars says:

        Wow, such manners. Another crack in the Perfect Professional Barbie image that she and her daddy have been cultivating since forever.

  51. A says:

    She exhausts me every time I look at her.

    I’m a stay-at-home mom, so my beauty routine has become very minimal. If I’m going to be hanging at the park with the little guy most of the day: tinted moisturizer, Chapstick, sun-glasses, and pony tail. If we’re going to be out running errands or meeting other mommas, all of the above plus mascara, blush, and a nice lipstick. Takes me twenty minutes, tops, to be ready to go.

    So, the volume of makeup on her face and around her eyes just EXHAUSTS me. It must take at least an hour to contour and layer all that makeup, not to mention the falsies and eye makeup. Plus, I find the few times I do wear eyeliner and mascara, my eyelids feel uncomfortable.

    And then there’s the time to take it all off at the end of the day. Sheesh.

    I get that she’s got a “brand” she’s trying to maintain, but damn.

    TL;DR— I just can’t understand how a person has so much time to be made up sooo much all day, every day.

    • paola says:

      I was just thinking of how much make up the Kardashian/jenner girls go through monthly. I’m sure it’s an insane amount. Kim and Khloe y look like wax works plastered in thick make up. I wonder what their skin looks like because all that make up is not good for either the skin or the eyes.

      • jane16 says:

        paola, you should see them in person. I live in Calabasas (Kalabasas!), not far from their mother and have seen them for years and years. Their face makeup looks like it was applied with a trowel, and their eye makeup with a paintbrush. It looks ghastly in sunlight. When you stand next to any of them, you feel like you’re standing in a toxic haze from the chemically smell from their tan lotion, hair products, perfume, etc.

      • homegrrrl says:

        I read than an assistant has to get them everything around town- they don’t leave the house without full face. I love me some mommy magic make-up, but I’m so happy to not be a slave to the toxic face spackle.

      • MissTrial says:

        jane16:

        I always think they must smell and when I say that people *side eye* me but, what I mean is what you described: hair products, tanning sprays, mounds and mounds of aersol ‘stuff’ not to mention the leather, pleather outfits.

        Oh and however pathetic smells. Of that they most surely reek.

    • swack says:

      Totally agree. I wear and have always worn little (blush and mascara) or no makeup. Just too much. Can’t imagine what kind of shape the skin is in under all that.-

  52. Guesto says:

    What an obnoxious, toxic, tragic, utter waste of space these people are.

  53. Ag-UK says:

    Is this even legal ? As you have to apply to marry as a foreigner. Can end up alike Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall and their Bali wedding.

  54. aquarius64 says:

    Here it is in all its “glory”:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/ushome/index.html

    News is out that neither Beyonce’ nor Jay-Z showed up for the wedding. Isn’t he suppose to be the best man? That really had to wreck Kimye’s day, having no major A-lister at their wedding. John Legend showed up – why I don’t know – but the gossip headlines of Bonnie and Clyde being a no-show will overshadow things.

    • jane16 says:

      Good link. That was funny what it said about Bey. That she posted a selfie of herself without makeup and no comment!?!

    • paola says:

      How dare you say no A-listers were there! Jaden Smith was there! And they’re all waiting for Bieber!

      • aquarius64 says:

        Jaden Smith is the SON of an A-lister, not one in his own right. It doesn’t count.

        Bieber’s recent episodes of ratchetness is getting him pushed off the A list so having him as a guest in not to bragged about. I wouldn’t be surprised Kimye threw Bieber’s name out there to gin up interest in their wedding. Kimye needs the appearance of a big name, dirtied or not, for their nuptials to help them climb into the big leagues. Bieber needs some “positive” press surrounding him.

      • paola says:

        I was of course being sarcastic!

    • Kim1 says:

      Maybe Bey wasn’t invited to the wedding
      Maybe they RSVP’d months ago that they were not attending.
      Just because tabloids claimed Jay was best man doesn’t make it true.
      If Rachel Roy was the cause of the elevator fight than Jay should not have attended.
      In other celebrity news Sophia Vergaro broke up with her fiance

    • homegrrrl says:

      Seriously, no A listers? This must be quite a blow. I’ve posted so much about his whole fiasco. I’m kind of a fancy wedding humbug, so perhaps I’m one sided, but his Bosch painting helps win my case.

    • paola says:

      I posted way too much too. The funniest thing is that they’re getting married 200mt away from where I live. I can hear girls screaming out of my window!! Crazy!

      • RedMarine says:

        I saw some pics in the paper of the crowds of young people (mostly girls) waiting on the side of the road leading up to the entrance of the fort. This was most likely the screaming you heard. The funniest part – they were holding up signs saying “we love you Justin” or words to that effect.
        So, they were not there for Kimye wedding extravaganza, but hoping to catch a glimpse of the Beiber, who did not end up coming. He stayed in Monaco!

    • Leen says:

      Noooooo why did Andrea Bocelli sing at their wedding?? Why is he involved in this mess?

    • don't kill me i'm french says:

      steve McQueen the director of 12 Years A Slave and Rick Rubin famous music producer ( Johnny Cash,RHCP,….) were there .I ban everyone present at this parody of wedding

      • jane16 says:

        Yeah, I saw the list of “famous guests” at TMZ and the only ones I had ever heard of were Steve McQueen & Rick Rubin, and I don’t think they are majorly famous people. I have never watched the kartrashian show, so don’t know the names of their hangers-on.

    • truthful says:

      Legend was discovered by (put on) by Yeezy, he had to be there and they are close friends.

  55. daisyfly says:

    This is one expensive pre-divorce party.

    • jane16 says:

      LOLOL! Great comment! A vulgar extravaganza for a spoiled neurotic gay man and his spoiled, soulless, plastic beard. Yeah, I don’t think they’re gonna go the distance either.

    • almondey says:

      LMAO love this

  56. Lilacflowers says:

    The poor dear couldn’t afford a blouse to go with her suit.

  57. lucy says:

    So did her wedding dress have pockets?

  58. Dani2 says:

    First look at the dress here –
    https://twitter.com/IAMFASHlON/status/470288918576132097/photo/1

    It’s beautiful from what I can see here, I’m a sucker for dramatic veils though so I’m slightly biased.

    • Nev says:

      yes it’s beautiful!!!!

    • hmmm says:

      She’s carrying lily of the valley just like Waity. The veil, indeed, looks dramatic from that angle. And look, the dress is lace (just like Waity)! Just like an innocent young bride. Oh, wait! This is her 3rd wedding. What was I thinking? Such a mockery….

  59. Tifygodess24 says:

    There is a pic out there of Kim in her dress , huge veil covering front and back and long lace sleeves … It’s from the side but it sure seems she wanted to be like Princess Kate. Of course in her mind she believes she is

  60. Brin says:

    Michael K’s take on this is hilarious (D listed).

  61. almondey says:

    I think I may just have found my favorite Kardashian! Did y’all hear about rob?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2638415/Rob-Kardashian-skips-Kims-wedding-flies-LA.html

    If this is true, I’ll skip! It’s a shame how the kardashaloonies completely and totally ignore such huge glaring things while upholding the Kardashian family model as though it’s something to aspire to…Your only brother not being at your wedding should be troublesome and upsetting. The Kardashian factory though…continues as always.

    • paola says:

      Can i just say i have a renewed respect for him now? He probably just wishes that none of them horrible women would go back to America. I think he’d be better off without them.. I’m pretty sure if he didn’t have to spend time with that horrible family every day he’d shed the weight in a night sleep.
      He seriously need help.

      • word says:

        This will make a great story line for their show. Makes me wonder if this was done on purpose? You never know with this family.

  62. Kali says:

    I personally hope now that they are married, they BOTH fall off the planet never to be heard from again. UGH, soooo over these two.

  63. lionbdadddy says:

    Go big or go home. Today in France, I would imagine it was a resounding GO HOME!

  64. truthful says:

    Poor Rob and Nori….

  65. Nev says:

    kanye was there for Jay when Beyoncé announced her pregnancy.
    and he was there for beyonce when she didn’t win the award.
    and they don’t show up because of Rachel Roy?
    then she puts up selfies?!!!!!
    shady and tacky.

    • truthful says:

      If it were true friendship, they wouldn’t have to profit off of this circus and get 20 million for it.

      THAT’S TACKY!!!

    • Tania says:

      Shady and tacky? She can’t post selfies anymore? And who said the Rachel Roy speculation is the truth anyway. Kanye wasn’t at her wedding either.

  66. Kim1 says:

    You mean when that idiot Kanye embarrassed Bey,Jay and himself by pulling that childish stunt with Taylor Swift .Bey congratulated the couple ,his brother”Jay” has never acknowledged birth of North,the engagement and won’t acknowledge the wedding.
    Did they EVER say they were attending the wedding? NOPE

  67. EscapedConvent says:

    I’m a little late to the wedding, but I was curious about the vows. I apologize if someone has already said this, but I wonder if the vows went something like this:

    Kanye: “Baby, you’re awesome. I’m also awesome.
    I wanna *bleep* you in the sink
    then I’m gonna get you something to drink…..”

    Kim: Ah-hah, hunn-y (singsong voice)…..

    • hmmm says:

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And then at the reception they can show his music video with them on the motorcycle ( I don’t know the name of the song because, why should I?)

  68. Haley1020 says:

    Wow is this bitch really trying to copy kate Middleton haha at least kate has class and I’m already counting down until the divorce haha how many days do u guys think they’ll be married for before the divorce

    • Olenna says:

      Yeah, Kate really has class with her Barbie Doll wedding dress, heavy makeup, too short skirts, a bunch of crotch shots, pictures her drunk, and nude photos while her bodyguards keep a watchful eye over her. Yeah, Kate has class.

      • Miller says:

        THANK YOU FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT

      • M.A.F. says:

        None of what you listed sounds un-classy to me. Sorry. LOL. I’ve never seen drunk photos of her but her skirts don’t seem short, she is not the only woman to wear heavy makeup, crotch shorts might be due to the photographers, and maybe the body guards could have taken a hike while she was sunbathing.

      • totires says:

        Atleast Kate did not become famous off a sex tape. Sorry, having an ambition of becoming the wife of the King of England is much different then trying to achieve fame and riches through a sex tape. Remember that. Also those pics of her sunbathing were an invasion of her privavcy. Unlike Kim K, who leaked that sex tape and posts disgustng pics of her gross self on twitter and instagram. She would probably encourage her own daughter when she is older to get into porn if it meant ‘helping’ the family.

      • We Are All Made of Stars says:

        Oh yeah, desperately wasting ten years of your life doing nothing to marry a guy with zero ambition and political power is really, really different. It’s the classy end of what these people do, right? At least Kim has some hustle and is marrying someone who does too.

      • Olenna says:

        I’m not the one comparing Kate to Kim and I think it’s absurd to do so. What Kim does or doesn’t do has nothing to do with Kate. But, class is relative and always debatable, and I personally don’t think Kate married into royal life nor consistently carries herself with the level of class required of her position. And, yeah, let’s not even get into the level of self-respect she displayed while waiting for The Prince or discuss the momager that supported her while she did so.

      • Nina says:

        Wow, Kate Middleton sunbathed topless to avoid tan lines on a PRIVATE beach where no paps were allowed, she wore a beautiful lace dress that actually fit for her wedding, she wears MAKE UP and skirts that don’t go down to the floor… oh my god. OH MY GOODNESS! I can’t believe Kate is an actual living human being that sometimes does normal things too and wears things that make her feel good about herself despite her royal status… shocking… breaking news… somebody alert the Daily Mail.
        Comparing Kate and Kim “please pay attention to me” Kardashian is just absurd. Please.

      • totries says:

        @ we are made of stars
        Again, what does Kim do that is so inspiring? What her hustle? Making profit off a fake wedding, a disgusting porno tape and a pathetic reality tv show? What is her job or ‘career’ extactly? Who would want to marry Kanye West? I can name so many other male celebrities that are richer, more famous ,better looking and probably work way harder then he does. All that guys does it shop in Paris an go to fashion shows. Need I remind you that he could not sell his recent album or even get enough people to go to his lame concert tour?
        They are not alike. And So what if Kate was caught sunbathing topless? It was an invasion of privavcy. Is she not allowed to wear short skirts? Kate got famous for being Prince Williams girlfreind/wife, Kim got famous off a sex tape. That’s the difference between the two. You must be a fan of the Kardahsians its obvious. That scum doesn’t work hard for a cent. All their money if made off by Kims sex tape and their family acting like hookers.

  69. Haley1020 says:

    And I wonder if she’ll be on the peoples mag alone again or is Kanye going to have to share the cover with her just like the vogue cover lol

  70. aquarius64 says:

    The gossip press is REALLY on a roll with the juicy stories about this mess:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2637847/Why-Kim-Kardashian-dollar-signs-eyes-again.html

    Rob left Italy after a fight with Kim and it was during the “ceremony”. Don’t waste your time with the puff pieces from in-the-tank, profit-seeking outlets like E!.

  71. Spaniard says:

    If you go to fashionista.com at the article about this there is a link to an Instagram pic in which you can have a side look at Kim’s wedding dress. Not only white but with long sleeves, high neckline and the veil covering her face. Yeah she played the virginal bride.
    Plus I just read her brother left yesterday and skipped the wedding. Thought it was a fake but there are already videos of him landing in LA. Apparently he had a row with Kim prior to that lunch with Valentino cause she was upset he hadn’t lost weight for the wedding. What a soulles famewhore bitch one has to be to care more about her brothers weight and how he will look in pics and videos than to be happy to have her bro by her side on her wedding. Despicable. Guess that’s another proof of how this whole circus is more a business and reality storyline for her than a celebration with her loved ones.

    • M.A.F. says:

      That shouldn’t surprise anyone (the whole brother part). I will admit that I have seen a handful of episodes in the beginning of the series and I always got the impression that Rob was the odd man out (and not because he was only the boy). I know this is arm chair psychology but it seemed to me that due his father’s death, he took it the hardest and became more lost because of it. And it doesn’t help much if you have a mother who is more wrapped up in one child than the others.

      • Spaniard says:

        Never watched that reality. It isn’t aired here in Spain (yeah something we do alright haha) and I don’t care enough to search for it online. But what I read on press and pics/videos I think he is definatly going through a hard time. Of course don’t know what exactly: it could be depression or not, the weight gain might be related to that. Anyways is clear he is having a hard time and he isn’t been given the support he needs. Probably cause her sisters weren’t taught to love and support family just how to do social climbing and his mum is busier pimping her kids than actually behaving like a mother.

    • vava says:

      Her brother is the only Kardashian with any sense, obvi.

    • aquarius64 says:

      Ms. Double Wide from the Backside is in no position to criticize anyone.

    • Jayna says:

      Poor Kimmie, being subjected to a fat person in her photo-op wedding. That just can’t happen at Shallow Kim’s wedding,

  72. caz says:

    The kartrashians are konning everyone. They don’t really have all the $$ they appear to have. Who paid for this farce of a wedding? Boycott all tabloids featuring this mess.. Don’t contribute to PMK’s cauldron of cash. If they aren’t receiving money they’ll have no choice but to go away. I give this marriage 1 year. Kanye will break his contract.

  73. M.A.F. says:

    You know what I find most interesting? Her sex tape. I had never seen it, never seen clips of it, never sought it out but the notion of the thing was all I knew about her and all I needed to know. And now it seems that ever since the date to this wedding got closer, more clips have been on the internet (thanks Tumblr). There was a report earlier this week about the amount of money RJ still makes from it and I guess now he is just giving her her share (I think that was correct). Amazing.

    And from a photo or two that I have seen on her dress, it did seem she copied Middleton.

  74. DanaG says:

    I would love to know who paid for this. It’s her third marriage it should have been small and quiet but no people are saying it cost about 15 million. I hope they paid but I bet E the idiots did. Kim is not a Princess she can try and look like Kate Middleton all she wants it isn’t going to happen. Rob left the wedding before it happened would love to know what happened there. Now it’s over she will probably get pregnant again. The whole thing is just tacky and obnoxious but that pretty much describes Kim and Kanye. Are we taking bets on how long this will last? I give it a year unless she get’s pregnant again then it will be 2 maybe.

  75. Rilesoh says:

    So where are all the A listers that were suppose to come? Huh? Where are they? I thought E called this the “Wedding of the Century”. So why no esteemed guest were there? Only Kims fellows D listers and her family where.
    Well, atleast George Clooney’s wedding will be filled with A listers. Maybe even his friend the President might come. The Kardashians will be so jealous if the President went to Clooneys wedding. I can bet that Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Matt Damon, Sandra Bullock, Don Cheadle will be at Clooneys wedding. Now that would be a really cool celeb wedding.

    • aquarius64 says:

      Clooney’s wedding will definitely have A-list guests, and will not be a garish mess like this. The Kardashians will be jealous because the George/Amal nuptials will get better coverage – AND the K clan would definitely not be invited.

  76. Damaris says:

    What will she do with herself now that the wedding is over? The money is spent, the vows have been said, and Kim and Kanye will go on their honeymoon. After that, what will Kim think of to keep herself in the spotlight?

  77. vava says:

    Kim K. is tacky, and I don’t care for Kanye’s music at all. These two are really just a big joke IMO. LOL on her trying to copy Kate Middleton. As much as I don’t care for Kate, I just think the notion of Kim trying to emulate her is hilarious!!!!!!!!! I looked at Kim’s wedding dress photo on Tumblr and was somewhat surprised that she was actually covered up for a freaking change! So sick of looking at her partially dressed…….and that video of her with Kanye is well….distasteful.

  78. Lauren says:

    Anyone else here how Rob Kardashian now skipped out on the wedding because Kim put him down about his weight at the rehearsal? I think that it is horrible. I heard he left Paris in tears and I feel like his family will not realize how much they have hurt him always making him feel like crap until it is too late. He will either push back or give up. And since he has reported himself that he does not agree with therapy etc. i wonder how he will turn his life around if he doesn’t even have positive support from his own mother and sisters (outside of Khloe).

    Don’t get me wrong, I think Rob is not a nice guy (i.e. the way he admitted to later exaggerating crap about Rita Ora/ letting people abuse her because of his lies etc.) but I do have some compassion for him in the way that Kim has always treated him. I remember an episode of their show where she said their father said to always look after Rob for him. Well they are doing a piss poor job of it imo.

    • Belle Epoch says:

      LAUREN yah I saw all the pictures and you know what struck me? This guy has FEELINGS – something the rest don’t have. He may be a jerk, but he is suffering, and his sister’s response is to pile on the criticism – because ALL THAT MATTERS ARE THE PICTURES. Sorry I’m yelling, but I really loathe this clan. I wonder if KK will be able to squeeze out a fake tear when she gets divorced? Only one, because two would ruin her mascara and make a nasty trail through her 67 layers of makeup.

  79. jwoolman says:

    She can waste all the money she wants on poorly fitting clothes, clogging makeup, insane weddings. But she deeply hurt her brother at a time when he is obviously depressed and unhappy. He came all the way to Europe for her silly wedding and she decided to rag on him about not losing weight for it. As if there were anything he could do about it on the eve of her stupid wedding. Does she ever think before she speaks?

    People often say Kim is harmless. This proves otherwise. I hope her brother will be ok.

  80. Mia says:

    So they were married in a dress designed by Givenchy? It’s kind of nice they were married in a dress designed by someone Kayne loves and will most likely love for some time.

  81. Thank God, it’s over. Can we stop talking about them now?