Miley Cyrus says sister Noah, 14, is her ‘p—y police’ & keeps everything ‘intact’

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Miley Cyrus is wrapping up her world tour soon. Have you missed her? I kind of appreciate that Miley’s been doing her own thing with only the occasional deluded interview to remind us that she’s still kicking. She’s pushed through this tour despite losing her favorite dog and suffering an extreme allergic reaction. I hope she rests up after her last show and recharges her twerking batteries. Is she still twerking? All I know is that most of the photos from her latest shows are too NSFW to publish here.

Miley isn’t touring alone. She’s brought along some family members, namely her mom Tish and her little sister, Noah, who is 14 years old. Tish is one of those moms who is more of a friend than a mom, so I doubt Noah’s being properly homeschooled. Noah has been performing as one of Miley’s backup dancers, and she dresses up as a kitty kat onstage. Miley’s been Instagramming a lot of pictures of herself and Noah. You can tell they’re very close … so close that Miley put Noah in charge of, um, wardrobe malfunction prevention. Miley told an Aussie radio show that Noah is her “p–sy police.” Oh god:

Does Miley shave or wax? “My sister—what channel are we on right now, so I can’t say ‘p—y.’ She’s my p—y police. She makes sure that, you know, everything is staying intact. I never shave my legs because I have these really amazing tights. I’ve got some tights on, so then I don’t have to deal with that. But they’re not like the Spanx-y tights, just so I can be lazy and I don’t have to tan, even though I just got back from vacation so I’m a little bit more tan than usual…But yeah, I definitely rock the tights, but that’s like one of those things. You definitely can’t wax…because you have to wait a certain amount of time and you don’t really have that kind of time, so you’ve just got to hope to god that this, like, unitard covers everything that it has to cover.”

Is Noah destined for stardom too? “She’s a natural entertainer, even when I’m with her I’ll feel like sometimes…’Oh my god, she’s totally stealing my shine. Like, if she’s in the room…all the attention is on Noah, and she’s the only person that I’ve ever known–she gets more of that attention than me. And she’s kind of like a natural at it, so I feel like if she wanted to do it I wouldn’t stop her. But she’s really into sports, she loves horses, so I’m going to keep her on that and keep her kind of…that innocence as long as I can.”

Is fame difficult? “It’s more just about people invading your life. It takes someone who’s really strong and I obviously don’t care too much what people think.”

[From 2 Day FM]

Okay, so I was wondering how Miley was wearing all those hi-cut leotards without slipping a part or two out for the audience. But putting Noah in charge of the wardrobe malfunctions is just gross. For real. Then Miley talks about preserving Noah’s “innocence” a few breaths later. Miley really is clueless, right? A 14-year-old doesn’t need to be on tour and checking her sister’s vadge on the regular. Noah doesn’t need to be onstage while her sister humps a banana and backup dancers dress up as blunts. Poor Noah.

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  1. Kiddo says:

    Meh.

    • GirlyGIrl says:

      Only thing Miley has accomplished is proving that someone can be disgusting AND boring at the same time.

  2. Marty says:

    With all her antics it’s still painfully obvious how insecure and immature Miley still is.

    She sounds kinda miffed that her sister gets more attention than her, right?

    • Kiddo says:

      I thought she was giving her ‘props’, not putting her down. I think she was balancing out the P police statement. In other words, of course she’s more than that, she has talent sort of a thing.
      Nothing particularly shocking aside from light vulgarity which Miley uses to sound edgy.

      • Marty says:

        Oh yeah, I didn’t think she was putting her sister down. I think just the way she worded that attention line seemed kinda “off” to me. I agree with your sentiments above, meh.

    • Huh. says:

      Why poor Noah? It’s not like she’s being forced into anything she looks like she having fun with her sister and she’s getting paid so.. Really what 14 yr would turn down the chance.

  3. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    Oh, that’s just a lovely name for a 14 year old. Where are the parents in this situation? Do they just send a 14 year old off with Miley?

    • Shannon1972 says:

      Not sure the Cyrus parents would be of any help…Tish obviously has no problem with exploiting their daughters. I think she is probably the one pushing Noah on stage, since it doesn’t really sound like Miley wants her there.
      I’ve met a few stage moms just like her – they don’t think like normal people. They’re warped in their ambition and living their own dreams through their kids. They are downright scary.

      • moirrey says:

        Can this really be called ‘exploiting’? No sass intended, so please take no offense – but do we really believe someone out there is forcing or coercing Miley or Noah into doing this? As off-putting as their behaviour and antics may be to you, this doesn’t strike me as something they were forced into. This is all entirely voluntary, whether you think it makes them look bad or whatever.

      • homegrrrl says:

        I used to be very judged about “stage parents”, but my step daughter is a teen actress because she loves it. Through her mom’s guidance, she is learning what it means to work hard and take the knocks for something that is a passion. The stage can be an amazing dream come true for kids, and it isn’t always about being forced to be or do something. I would have loved the theatre or even hollywood, but my parents were MIA. My point is, loving parents can guide kids to learn valuable life’s lessons whether or no fame is the goal.

    • kri says:

      Oh my god. I wonder how “Pussy Police Woman” will look on a resume? I am sure DiCaprio will hire Noah when she turns 18 if she needs the work. Another gross family living off of their kids.

    • swack says:

      Mom is on tour with them. But she is of no help. As far as Miley goes, her antics have gotten old over time and no longer make that big of an impact.

    • Christin says:

      The apple apparently didn’t fall far from the tree. I recall when these parents got together and the rep she had. She’s likely living the groupie dream again.

  4. eliza says:

    Miley is gross.

    Preserving her sister’s innocence on that vulgar tour? Laughable.

  5. Caz says:

    Ignore miley…she’ll go away. The best thing this family could do for noah is to let her go to school and be normal. She doesn’t have talent or charisma to be a star. She’ll need a proper skillbase for later in life. Miley’s money will run out at some point…the family can’t sponge off her forever.

    • Shannon1972 says:

      I really wish you were right. However, Britney’s family has managed to sponge off of her for years, and they are still working her. Jaime Lynn sank her career by getting pregnant while filming a successful Disney show, so it’s all on Britney to keep the family in cash (and Jaime Lynn was cute, but no Britney). Tish might have the industry clout to arrange a career for Noah, regardless of talent. Looks like that’s where she’s headed.

      I am so sad for kids like Noah…not a snowball’s chance in hell for a normal life.

  6. Hannah says:

    This family…

  7. cubfan34 says:

    Miley is unattractive. Noah is scary looking.

    • QQ says:

      Thanks… They really oughta stop trying to make the Kid happen (the Cyrusee keep trying to foist this one unto us – No Gracias!)

    • Christin says:

      One would think that if BRC truly believes fame hurt his family, then the younger one would be spared.

  8. doofus says:

    This is not surprising. Does no one remember that video of a VERY YOUNG Noah singing and dancing to some vulgar rap song? And everyone was laughing and encouraging her? it was gross.

  9. Shelby says:

    How long before Noah gets injections, plastic surgery, etc..?

  10. JudyK says:

    Articulate Miley is not. Vulgar…goes w/o saying.

    Noah doesn’t stand a chance in this twisted family.

  11. Happyhat says:

    SoIlikewearingtightsbecausethenIdon’t have to shave my legsbecause thetights are awesome and they’re spandexbutnot spandexthey’reakinda stretchy material andthenthat wayanyway my legs noIdon’twax because on a MondayI have to go to rehearsals and it’sreally hard workand I don’t have time to waxI couldshave butIdon’t doshavingbecausemy legs arereally sensitive and I’ve just been onholidayso I have a tan but I don’tspray tan because I don’t have time but I already have a tan *breath* So…wait, what?

  12. Nicolette says:

    Keeping it classy y’all.

  13. caz says:

    The deserved public & media backlash the Smiths still endure due to their misguided vanity projects for their children surely will result in the cyruses not getting Noah an A-list career. People aren’t easily fooled anymore. Miley suddenly name checking & posing for sisterly photos? Nice try Tish…PMK she’s not.

  14. Narak says:

    Lots of pearl clutching over “vulgar” tour. I like her, I think she is a good singer and she has positive energy. Her sister is probably feeling pretty lucky to be on the tour. I’m not gonna go out on a limb for the mom though.

    • Sooloo says:

      There’s something positive about flashing your bits and miming BJs and drug use onstage while your kid sister is watching?

  15. zuzu says:

    Did she mean to say repellant instead of police?

  16. Suzy from Ontario says:

    Funny…just after reading the article about Bindi Irwin saying how young girls are trying too hard to look/dress older and should dress their age, etc. reading this article made me think not only that Noah is in a totally inappropriate situation (where are her parents and why aren”t they doing their job?) but that Miley seems like she’s trying too hard to convince everyone sher’s this sexually confident and edgey woman and it just comes across (to me) as totally classless and immature. Regardless of Miley’s antics, her 14 year old sister should not be doing this imo.

  17. Samtha says:

    And I thought MY first job was terrible.

  18. jellyfish says:

    Save your family Billy Ray!

  19. mata says:

    The sad thing is that, given her own childhood, she might actually believe that she’s preserving Noah’s innocence. Miley might not know any different.

  20. wonderwoman21 says:

    looks like Miley got her lips done

  21. Tang says:

    nauseating.

  22. Shaye Kay says:

    OMG she is just so classy and articulate! What a wonderful role model for my ten year old daughter! To have the insight at her age to recognize the need for p@ssy police and to be so generous as to offer her sister the job!

    ^I hope you hear the sarcasm dripping from my southern drawl!

    Asked my 10 year old daughter and 14 year old son what they thought of her.
    Girl: “I’d have to use a bad word to tell you how she acts.”
    Boy”She just wants attention and is going completely the wrong way about getting it. She’s trying to get away from Hannah Montana but she’s making a fool of herself.”

    BTW I actually love “Wrecking Ball” and think she has talent but Trish and Billy Ray apparently thought being friends, co-stars, and managers was parenting. I think Liam Hemsworth might have been one of the few to care enough about her to disagree with her. Probably shocked the hell out of her and she learned a valuable lesson: I can replace him with plenty of yes men.

  23. Sarahj says:

    She looks like Simple Jack with that damn haircut

  24. Lauraq says:

    …When I was Noah’s age I was SMOKING blunts. When I was 15 I started college (and got straight As, still smoking blunts). I think she’ll be fine.