Justin Bieber’s been pretty quiet for the past several weeks. Scooter Braun probably wanted Swag to lay low and stop crying over his racist video scandal. I keep reading more stuff about how Swag will be prosecuted for egg-gate, but none of those stories ever pan out. No one wants to take the trouble to actually deal with Bieber’s bad behavior. Instead … Bieber acts up, and his team gives him a time out. He sulks for awhile and comes back for more. He’s still in his time-out phase and wants to come out and play again.
What’s a Swag to do when he wants to make everyone forget his petulant brattiness and racist behavior? (After a bathtub baptism, I mean.) He hits the gym and posts a workout selfies to Instagram. Bieber tried this tactic once after brothel-gate when he posted a picture of his “ripped” abs. Swag thought it was hot, but it was so not. What do you think of his pumping-iron pictures? I want to know whether those are really 40 lb dumbbells or a dummy version.
The workout shots aren’t even the worst of the new batch of Bieber selfies. Swaggy’s been posting to a new Shots account, and those pictures are vom-inducing. He posted some photos (below) of himself hanging with da ladies, which means (I guess) that he and Selena are over again already. One of the girls is Chantal Jeffries, who was with him during his drag racing arrest. Here’s the best worst picture of all: Swaggy giving a perspective shot from his nether region area with the camera. This is the “look at what you’re missing, Selena” cam.
This isn’t even the full version of the picture. You can see happy trail here. *vom*
Photos courtesy of Justin Bieber on Shots & Justin Bieber on Instagram
There’s nothing he could do to seem hot to me. Selena should be happy she doesn’t have to deal with him anymore.
I mean no offense to anyone who believes that Justin and Selena are a genuine off/on coupling and what I am about to say is only phrased that way for effect; but are you people stupid? Were you dropped on your heads as babies? Selena is trotted out after every single drama and she vanishes quickly enough. Scooter isnt even trying very hard anymore, these days she disappears just weeks after the job is done. The job being to 1) humanise this dbag and 2) change the subject.
Dont get me wrong, Selena imho is way more talented than Swaggy and if they would quit the Lolita marketting she could have longevity. But having said that her management clearly has her tied to Bieber for a crisis management deal of some kind (although it clearly did start out as a showmance that may have sometimes crossed into real life)
I’ve never believed it either. The only thing I wonder about is how much she’s getting paid to be his “girlfriend.” Hope she’s bleeding him dry.
It´s never sexy for a guy to look 12 years old
Exactly. And what is that expression on his face? Is that supposed to be cute? Gag.
It’s his “huh?” face and he does it in every pic!!! It’s ridiculous that girls find this idiot attractive! I weep for the future.
he looks perpetually surprised and/or confused. or high. i’m going with “high.”
I look at him and I think “Joffery”
Omg, Happyhat …you’re right! Yuck!
My guess: 95% of the day he’s high as a kite and this is his attempt to look focused. What he doesn’t understand, and what no one will tell him, is that he fails miserably.
Yep defo high for sure.
He looks like he’s about to pass gas…
Yeah. Everything about him makes my sex parts frown. There is a REASON he appeals to 10 year olds.
“Makes my sex parts frown” ha ha I love that! I hope I remember to work that into a casual conversation someday soon. 🙂
No these selfies are sexy TO a 12 year old.
Since I’m not 12 years old, I find him vomit inducing but one of my little cousins thinks he is so “hot”. Ugh.
Anyway, mainly came here to say that I think there will be no phase of adult good looks with this one. These pictures prove it. He went from “cute” little boy to douche. I’m not sure if I’m expressing myself correctly but you know how sometimes you find someone hot at a point in time even though you shouldn’t? Well Bieber has skipped any phase of man-hotness. No adult women will ever find him hot. He looks seedy.
Yep. Unlike Clooney (or name your example), this little try hard is not going to age well and his career already stinks like cheese gone bad.
hahahahahahahahahaha if I thought he was an ok human being, I’d feel sorry for him.
He’s adopted the Jaden Smith frowny face. Great, that makes you way less irritating, Bieber. No, wait…
The furrowed brow is Biebs signature expression and implies deepness of thought.
Jaden appears as though he’s genuinely confused.
I do believe that the “Biebs” is a self-centered brat…but I do think he is a good looking guy. Being a douche and being good looking can and does happen a lot!
Doesn’t work for me. A person might be considered good looking on an objective scale but a bad personality instantly kills all attraction.
Oh, I totally agree…His attitude and personality make him unlikeable…I meant, objectively, if I didn’t know him or his “antics” and just saw him walking down the street, I would probably think “theres a good looking kid”…
He’s cute but he looks like a twink. Since I’m a straight woman, twinks don’t make my spice shop sizzle. However, I can objectively look at a twink guy and say, “ooh, adorable!”
Unfortunately, Biebee-Bieber’s icky personality precludes any vestiges of adorability.
Too bad, so sad!
I don’t see it. And not just because of his personality, which is of course abominable. If I saw someone who looked like this walking down the street, I’d think, “there goes a person.” If I looked at him more closely (which I can’t imagine doing, as his looks are in no way interesting), I’d think “there goes a more homely than average person.”
Yea fake dumbbells….absolutely no strain in his body so he’s just flexing…
Those eyes are all kinds of glazed. It really is gross when the adults around these kids look the other way as long as their bank account is growing.
I had to read up on Sizzurp. That explains the perpetual stupid face and probably a lot of the idiot behavior. The last thing he needs is permanent brain and liver damage. I guess the gangsta users make Sizzurp hard core, but to me it seems like a 10 year old’s idea of a drug – candy-flavored and fizzy. It sounds absolutely awful.
Not hot. Not hilarious. Just lame.
What the hell is wrong with his face?
I think my mother was right, and he made that face so often it stuck like that.
Yup, that would explain it, lol!
Who knew moms would end up being right about that one?
What is wrong with his face is that it is attached to his head, which contains only a brain stem. I think he is missing most of the components of a normal brain due to bad genes, worse parenting, and massive amounts of sizzurp. He wouldn’t be hot if you wrapped him in tin foil and shot him onto the surface of the sun. Tiny Toddler Twerp.
I was thinking that someone should slap that stupid look off his face. Seriously? The kid will have wrinkles soon enough without trying to get them before he’s even 20. But then it occurred to me – he probably thinks the wrinkled forehead makes him look more “mature”.
Sorry little Bieb – it only makes you look like an idiot. Please, someone caption “DUH?” over his head on those pics.
Someone needs some Clear Eyes. Probably some gum too.
He’s permanently 15. It’s fascinating.
yeah, how old is this kid? i have no clue. but he doesn’t look older than 15. it’s bizarre.
20!! 20 years old.
It won’t last, and if he keeps up his shenanigans he’s going to look like s**t by the time he’s 30. Babyfaces and hard partying do not mix. I can’t wait…
Unf!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Couldn’t type even those three letters with a straight face.
Grammar nazi here. “Hot” and “Beiber” should never be used in the same sentence.
Baby faced thug wannabe. All I see is a Vanilla Ice future for him.
I don’t think his future will even be as bright as that. Vanilla Ice, to be fair, found a niche for himself and now has his own show on one of the home improvement networks as well as being an occasional guest on some of the network’s other shows. This little twerp has neither the ambition, the self-awareness, the brains or the skillset to re-invent himself. He also wouldn’t have the self-discipline to keep plugging away for the first few years.
Yes, since he has pros create his crap music, on his own he will fail. Vanilla Ice and gen x wasn’t nearly as self centered and narcissistic as this generation, and that allowed him to honestly look at himself and change direction. The biebs totally lacks self-awareness.
Oh jeez Bedhead, can you put some kind of warning before showing pics like those? (although you did spare us from having to see his happy trails, so thank you) I clicked this expecting to just read, and find a link that I didn’t have to follow. Maybe, oh I don’t know, something like “warning: swaggy gym shots” would have sent me running to the opposite direction.
…. And yet here I am clicking and commenting. Yeah. I’ll shut up now and wash my eyes.
I think all the super-weed this guy is smoking is blowing his mind.
He’s disgusting. I am SO thankful that both my teen daughters loathe him too. I can’t understand how he has any fans? Because from what my girls tell me, he’s a joke and everyone makes fun of him. I don’t get it.
I think his fanbase is not teenage girls. Maybe some pre-teen girls, but not even a lot of them any longer. They’ve got One Direction now. I think his fanbase is Twimoms. Middle-aged and older women with a skeezy interest in teenage boys.
My 12 year old daughter & friends think bieber is a douche. 1D are history – they’re all about 5 seconds of summer & Austin Mahone right now.
He needs to pull up his pants and pull down his eyebrows. That’s all.
I prefer looking at Chris Pratt on the other threat. That’s a man.
Biebs is just a stupid spoiled boy.
He’s 5’4″ (I’m being generous). Bulking up is not the way to go.
Pathetic. Not just him, any guy that takes and posts mad selfies while working out. I’ve always found that a turn off. Some co-workers of my husband took some snaps of him doing rigorous training for work and I stumbled upon them long after the fact. He never would have willingly showed them to me or anyone. That’s my kind of guy.
I don’t know if Bieber can ever redeem himself; he just keeps digging deeper.
Is that a blow up dumbbell they sell at Toys R Us? The look on his face reminds me of a constipated Chihuahua
Is that a blow up dumbbell they sell at Toys R Us? The look on his face makes him look like a constipated Chihuahua
His constant obsession with his “musculature” reminds me of a 13 yr old in the first throes of puberty. His team or whoever makes bank off of him hopefully is saving some, bec the clock is ticking on his fan base- the young girls are out growing him, and can’t imagine anyone woman over 22 thinking he is anything but a joke.
He represents all that is wrong with the me generation. Even if I were young enough to think he was hot, I would still be disgusted by his frequent douche photos and brat behavior. I’m not though so I just think he looks like an insolent toddler.
Nothing hot about a 10 year old bulking up.
He’s going to have horrible lines on his forehead from all that crinkling
I’m looking at the girls and that other girl he was spotted kissing the other day – he definitely has a type, his type is called “Selena-like” 🙂
I remember when he literally buffed up overnight. It was commented upon a lot. I believe he is on steroids.
Nothing he could do would ever make me think this kid is sexy. I mean I’ve heard him speak. That, plus his general douchebaggery makes him no bueno for life.
I don’t find him vomit-inducing, but I wish he’d stop making that stupid face. That goes for you, too, Jaden Smith. What is they think they look like? They must think it’s attractive, but, uhm, no. No, it’s not.
I enjoy how he always looks like he’s in the middle of a painful poop. Because that’s exactly how I’d describe him.
Would someone in the gossip world please figure out WHY he and Jaden Smith make that stupid face? What do they think they’re doing? Why are they doing it? Who started it? Is it spreading?
Wow, the narcissism is SO unattractive. Get over yourself.
Does he have any fans left? Can’t be many none of them are coming to his defense there was a time they would be all over you. He looks like a 12 year old trying to look older and it’s pathetic he keeps trying to prove he is a man. How about actually acting like a grownup for a change? Not going to happen countdown to his next big mess eventually he won’t be able to get out of them.
ughhh stop doing that face!