Don’t ask me to know or care about Aviva Drescher. I have no idea who she is beyond “she’s on the Real Housewives of New York” and “I just looked up these photos of her after reading this story on Page Six.” Apparently, Aviva wears a prosthetic leg. She had a childhood injury and she’s worn a prosthetic for much of her life. It’s a quality piece too – as I was looking up full-body photos of her, it was really difficult for me to ascertain which leg is the prosthetic. There’s only a slight skin color difference… I think the left one is the prosthetic.

Anyway, why does any of this matter. Because the RHONY has gone meta. It’s like they’re living in a world Tina Fey has created (God, how I loved Queen of Jordan!!!). During an on-camera fight – which will air in the July 22 episode – Aviva apparently TOOK OFF HER LEG AND THREW IT AT SOMEBODY.

As “The Real Housewives of New York” approaches its Season 6 finale, we hear fur will fly — and so will a leg. Sources say this season’s July 22 episode features an “epic” battle between the catty cast at Le Cirque that’s punctuated by Aviva Drescher removing her prosthetic leg and throwing it across the eatery.

“During a wild argument” among the cast, a source says, “Aviva yells, ‘What do you want from me? To crawl out of here?’ All the while, she’s shimmying out of her prosthetic leg under the table.” She then “throws it, in front of a crowd of shocked people.”

The incident happened last fall, but witnesses signed non-disclosure agreements and have largely kept quiet. A Bravo promo for the current season teased the bizarre incident by showing an image of a detached gam in a high heel lying on the ground, but without revealing where the leg came from or how the incident happened.

Said a source of the leg-tossing melee, “It’s something that definitely has not been seen on TV before.”

Drescher lost the limb in a childhood accident and wrote about it in her book, “Leggy Blonde.”
Meanwhile, speculation’s swirling over which wives will be back next season. A spy says the whole cast is being let go “except Ramona Singer.” But another source close to Bravo says no decisions have been made and rumors are being spread by an ex-castmate who’s still sore about no longer being on the show.

[From Page Six]

Throwing a leg will probably keep Aviva on the show, right? I mean, if all else fails and they want ratings to pick up, Andy Cohen can throw a little extra money at Aviva so she will throw a leg four times per season. Leg-throwing is the new table-overturning. It’s the new “getting blitzed and saying something racist.” Bitch, don’t make me throw my leg at you. I will kick you in the face and not even touch you.

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