Lindsay Lohan is still partying her saggy boobs off in Ibiza. [Dlisted]
LeBron James has a hot body. [A Socialite Life]
Evan Rachel Wood & Jamie Bell are NOT back together. [Wonderwall]
This is a nice Ethan Hawke interview. [ICYDK]
Ruth Bader Ginsburg is the Original Gangster. [Gawker]
How many of these models has Justin Bieber banged? [Moe Jackson]
Sylvester Stallone’s wife has a great body. [Celebslam]
Taylor Swift likes to kick up her heels. [IDLY]
Something something Deadpool. [PopBytes]
Lisa Rinna is super-excited to join RHOBH. [Bitten & Bound]
This story is so horrible. [The Frisky]
Dear GOP: Stop. Just stop. [Bossip]
Adrien Brody is broken. Somebody broke Adrien Brody. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Andi Dorfman & Josh are already having problems? [Life & Style]
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Lindsay is looking like something that crawls out of the bogs to steal your wallet… and your jewelry… and your iPhone… you get the picture…
Haha and wow, her body is morphing into my 70 year old aunt’s who has smoked and drank her whole life and is now on Oxygen 24/7 and can only whisper when she talks.
Damn, that is one hideous body.
Omg you are right.
And whats happened to Adrien Brody? Did he get older all of a sudden?
We need that screeee photo again. That one was priceless.
She was on a jet ski so we have to hope she didn’t run over any innocent children floating with their water wings.
I couldn’t believe the prices on the jet-ski rental place. A 1 day rental was 700 Euros or approx $1022.
The biggest place near me rents them for $70 for a half hour, so close to what hers was. Never would have guessed they were that expensive! Loud and obnoxious, sure, but that expensive? Amazed.
How are these people elected? This day has not been good for my blood pressure.
Free speech! Thought police! Political correctness! The end is nigh! He can say what he wants!
I figured I’d get that out of the way before the Sarah Palin type bots show up.
You and Goodnames have been the BEST today! Hahahaha.
So, this term “coonass” refers to white Cajuns from the bayous of La. I know, cause I lived there for 13 years. It is their version of redneck. Another term I find to be disgusting. Just like any other ethnic/racist/classist word. I can guarantee you this Bonnen person has never ventured very far from where he was born. I have noticed that the less people experience other places and cultures, the more ignorant and insular they are. They honestly think their tiny minds are just fine. Some people can’t afford to travel to other places, or maybe they live in a small town. that’s fine. I get it. But you can always pick up a book, go to a library, a museum-anything to educate yourself. The morons will always be with us, though. Sigh.
Lilo pic question: did they take all the meat out of her butt and relocate it to her face (cheek/lip implants)? Just curious.
And one more thing: please, for the LOVE OF GOD, stop already with the floppy gross side-boob shots. PLEASE just STOP.
Where did her butt go???
She’s never really had one… just has a body type where she doesn’t carry weight in hips.
La Lohan actually looks okay to me in these shots. She’s wearing a suit that isn’t just for posing and is actually doing something active. If it weren’t Lindsay but just some random regular person, nobody would be snarking (well, practically nobody). Her body is okay here, just not what it was in her teens. I think she really has slowed down in her race to destruction since her last forced rehab. I don’t believe she’s entirely sober and many of her problems remain, but these pics show her in much much better condition than other posed pics I remember of her allegedly frolicking in the surf in full makeup and jewelry… Here she looks as though she’s actually (gasp!) a normal person.
I think her face has been looking much better recently…her body still looks terrible to me though – why is her shape so…elderly?
they did not put up the worst pics. She does look bad, and it is not the swimsuit’s fault. At least she is not smoking here.
Lindsey is not bothering anyone at the moment. So hopefully she is actually getting her life together. I’m hoping that this is the case.
Well, she’s still partying nonstop instead of working, so for a given value of “getting her life together”, no, she’s not. But yes, swimming and boating are pretty benign activities.
The Cracken is becoming The Kraken, and it’s an improvement.
‘well to be fair it is summer. And the vast majority of celebrities are doing what she is doing.
@lisa2 . . . but those other celebs work during the rest of the year or have the money to enjoy this type of vacation. What has she done that has been significant and where is her money coming from?
@Breadand Circuses-LMAO-the legend is real. Jesus, if I saw this emerging from the sea, I’d start praying and building an ark, cause this IS Leviathan. FFS, she looks TERRIBLE. I don’t body shame (unless it’s Frankendashian related), but this is awful. To be that young-I’d love to be 27 again. At 42 I work out 2 hrs. a day 6 days a week. She cannot understand how much she has thrown away.
She’s a low-rent yacht girl. That’s all.
Yes, just an addict trying to get her life together. In Ibiza.
Bring on the Notorious RBG posts. Daily, even.
That’ all she has been doing.
Lindsay doesn’t look high or drunk, so good for her.
“Saggy boobs”? Wow, that was really mean.
They even sag on their sides.
@ Elize: Thought the same…that’s a really mean thing to say, regardless of who owns them. That would be so hurtful to read about yourself.
Thanks @Elise and Amanduh: I came to say the same thing. It is a mean thing to call her out for saggy boobs. It’s body shaming. Her partying, drinking and drugging might be one reason for the sagging, but it will also be genetic. We can call out Lindsay for a lot of things, but let’s not call her out for that.
Yep, that was weird to read on a blog that is supposedly feminist…
I don’t see how it’s mean.
it’s accurate. they are saggy, and they are boobs.
descriptive adjectives. BEsides, LiLo, even trying to turn her life up, still does not seem a nice person/woman to me, with her bad attitude and not accepting guilt, blaming others.
She is just one small step above Tan-mom right now, body wise.
Body aside, because lord knows we only have So much control there… The suit. Wtf is that suit. That effing suit. Someone designed that, the dream ideal suit in their mind. And someone purchased it, above all other suits in the store. So CONFUSED.
I think with a better fit, on a different body type, it might actually work.
On her, though (shudders)
YES! Who in their right mind said “Yes Lindsay looks great on you!” WTF happened to her body?!?!
Yes, someone with boobs that are not hanging where her waist should be.
It could be worse. She could be in a falcor-style bikini.
Thank you. Finally someone mentioned it. I was going to say Body Glove is resurrecting itself? I hope she was going for a “vintage” look because that swimsuit looks hella 80’s and not in a good way.
I’m surprised she’s even wearing a one piece. That said, as an ex-swimmer there are way cuter, sporty one pieces on the market. Where does one even buy this kind of swimsuit? Maybe someone stole her luggage and the European lady staying next door (you know the kind) only had this one suit from back in her heyday?
I think someone lent/gave her the swimsuit, they must have some on the yatch she is staying.
suggestion: stop linking to TheFrisky.
it’s the worst website. they hardly read the articles they post. they don’t accept comments that are anything but ‘omg i love this website’, and they don’t even fix the posts that are giving incorrect information to their readers (they say the Keith Urban concert incident occurred in the UK, when the link they supply says it occurred outside of Boston. they didn’t even bother reading the article it seems.
The fact that everyone around that poor girl just started recording and taking pics on their phones is actually not surprising, apathy is becoming common place as is lack of empathy for your fellow human. Props to the only person with some dignity by pushing the guy off.
Ditto! Apathy is spreading like wildfire, expecially among the young. Its crazy..
She looks 20 years older.
Drugs are helluva bad.
they could use before and after shots of her for an anti drug campaign.
I said that a few years ago. It’s amazing how much worse it’s gotten since then. You can really see the toll it’s taken on her physically.
I have in my classroom, teen students, one pretty pic from before, and then the one in her pink coat… it really makes an impression.
they say five years of difference?… five?
How is it that even when shes wet she still looks dirty?
Bless her heart, she is just not a pretty woman.
WOW All the hate directed @ Lilo .I wonder if similar hate would be directed at RDJ. He was a drug addict for years who emotionally abused SJP.He was arrested multiple times.He was unprofessional.On top of that he was a father who neglected his son while using drugs.
Good Luck to Lindsay,Zac ,Kiefer and all the other drug addicts and alcoholics .
RDJ CHOSE to go to prison (not jail, PRISON), serve his time, get his shit together, and become a productive member of society in his chosen profession. Whereas Blohan uses her perp walks as photo shoots and weasels out of every “mandatory” rehab sentence, community service sentence, etc….
Blohan has proven she deserves the ire; RDJ is a completely different walk of life.
Not trying to body-shaming or anything but… her body looks so rough..
“Cuz the dope man got ’em and their butt’s just dropped” – Sir Mix-a-Lot
So what happened to her big acting debut on the West End? She went to what one or two read throughs and has been out of England for a few weeks. Wonder if LL told a fib? No surely not. As for the cossie she must be on something if she thought that was flattering on her. Those boobs need their own wrangler.
I’m just surprised by her body. Shocked really. She’s a month younger than me but even Joan Collins has a better body than her. I guess this is what happens when you have no tone whatsoever? As another poster pointed out, it IS geriatric. How does someone so young look like an old lady?
She looks like a 50-year-old woman who has been around the block many times.
I’m sure she’s already been around the block many more times than most 50 year old women.
Lohan never had a good body she was just young. She’s almost 30 now and has never exercised, it was bound to catch up with her.