I cannot lie. Jessica Biel‘s booty makes me stop and stare. [Popoholic]
Diane Kruger & Joshua Jackson have been together 8 years! [LaineyGossip]
Sherri Shepherd‘s surrogate gave birth to that poor baby. [Dlisted]
Revisiting Julia Roberts & Kiefer Sutherland‘s lost love. [Pajiba]
Hey girl, Ryan Gosling is pumping gas just for you. [A Socialite Life]
Helen Mirren always looks amazing. Sweet dress. [Go Fug Yourself]
Writer credits Gilmore Girls for her feminist awakening. [Buzzfeed]
George Clooney put a photo of his wang somewhere unexpected. [Gawker]
Miley Cyrus brings out her new dog, Emu, for the paps. [Evil Beet]
Selena Gomez‘s referee look for the parking lot catwalk. [Moe Jackson]
Lindsay Lohan‘s bikini took the party to Greece. [Celebslam]
Jeff Goldblum recreated a Jurassic Park chase scene. [The Blemish]
Anna Kendrick remains adorably funny on Twitter. [Wonderwall]
Kristen Chenoweth tweets about a mysterious illness. [IDLY]
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👀Amazing figure! 👀
oh hells yes 🙂
Totally agree! Her body always looks great.
Totally! what an insane bod!
True. And did you steal those eyeballs from mimif, since she loves icons, or did you just take them from Jen Aniston?
Great body for sure. It is shame she can’t act . I have yet to see any movie that she has been in that has proven to be noteworthy. The only newsworthy articles that she has ever generated concerned her much-acclaimed FHM photo shoot to supposedly break her away from the “Seventh Heaven” typecasting and, of course, her relationship to Justin Timberlake. Someone somewhere thought she was compelling enough for the big screen, but…seriously…take a good look at her.
She has a face worthy of some Aveeno commercial, a Kashi cereal box, or perhaps a generic fitness model for Self magazine or a gym advertisement.
1. She’s not compelling enough to be strikingly beautiful like Angelina Jolie
2. She doesn’t command the screen the way Jodi Foster or Ashley Judd might have in their day
3. She doesn’t have that whimsical nature that would make her the girl-next-door type like Aniston or Garner.
4. She’s not funny in that zaney, Goldie Hawn-Cameron Diaz way
There’s no niche that she has carved for herself, and my guess is that she’s going to fall to the wayside as soon as the relationship with Timberlake is over and her “reputed” pull at the box office diminishes.
Thank you. I never liked her and could never really figure out why, now I know!
While I try to be a good person, I have to say that your choices of Aveeno, Kashi and Self were amazingly spot on.
She is so boring, and such a terrible actress. The very worst one on that horrible show that was chock full of bad acting,. She is unbearable on screen, and her incredible body doesn’t make up for it.
I actually think she was sensational in Easy Virtue. Such an underrated movie. No she’s not the most amazing actress; but she does have star power and pull in that film and she’s funny too. She has it in her; I just don’t think she gets offered the right parts (or she’s turning them down mistakenly).
I do love that she has a healthy, fit, beautiful figure. I’m so sick of these girls who are painfully thin. I was at the movies the other day and saw the preview for the new Emma Stone movie and I was horrified. She looked sickeningly thin and her face looked like a skull. And that’s with the camera adding weight to her! Very sad. I want Hollywood to push these healthy, fit bodies rather than the skeletal look.
I think maybe it’s time for Miley to stop getting new dogs, especially the smaller ones less capable of protecting themselves.
Jeff Goldblum is hilarious.
Goldblum is awesome. Just awesome
Did you see The Grand Budapest Hotel? He was truly wonderful in it.
I did and he was! I’m not a fan of those style movies, but saw it for my top 2 old man crushes. Goldblum and Fiennes. Both were great. Although Peter Capaldi might make the list as the new Doctor.
I love Wes Anderson.
Biel’s body is beyond perfection. If I were her I’d show it off more.
She dressed kind of matronly, which could be a good play. She is Colorado beautiful, I love her looks, but stared at her tush so much in her last movie I can’t recall her acting capacity.
Oooh define “Colorado” beautiful for me please.
Umm… I need that defined also. She’s pretty and fit. It’s not like saying she’s pretty for her area like she’s a michigan 10, but a california 5(just an example no one freak out). She’s just pretty.
As a Colorado girl, I’m gonna assume this is a compliment! 🙂
She really is a perfect blend of strong and feminine.
GUYS! The title of the show is not “The New Girl” rather, its just “New Girl”
Reading that initially I thought it was a movie set. Not the show New Girl.
Lord but I do miss Gilmore Girls.
me too. it was one of my favorites, and one of very few television shows that I will watch in reruns.
Me too! I was so excited (probably too much) when I saw the pilot on amazon instant listed as part of prime (free), but my heart broke into a million pieces when I saw I had to pay for the rest of the series :'(
It has been on in reruns forever in the U.K. so I’ve been spoiled, but I did check Amazon Prime recently too as it would be nice to sit and mainline it again! It’s like my crack, esp. the first few seasons. I didn’t start watching it until it was almost finished but oh how it hooked me. So wish they’d do a movie, seems unlikely at this point though 🙁
ABC Family plays it daily at 11am, running through the seasons in order. I DVR it every day, even though I’ve gone through all of the seasons at least 5 times at this point. I love it so much, even the horrible last season and even knowing that in real life, Luke and Lorelai really didn’t get along.
Me too! I have the DVD set and often want to break it out and rewatch. That article about it was really great.
Didn’t Kristen Chenoweth get injured on a set a while ago? It sounds like it could be related to that, if it’s nerve pain. Hope she feels better soon.
I liked Kristen Chenoweth when she was on the pie show. Having seen her interviewed multiple times, over the years since, I now find her insufferable; not that I wish anything bad upon her.
I actually disliked her until Pushing Daisies (pie show) totally changed my mind. I saw her on Broadway and then in concert a few years ago, she’s amazingly talented and it was a fun show, but I can see how she could irk people too.
Loved Pushing Daisies. I adore Kristin Chenowith and Lee Pace (the pie maker). Kristin was badly injured but she has recovered and is doing much better, she is back to working again.
I always re watch the old episodes. It makes me sad that they aren’t new ones.
I’d like more Anna Kendrick updates! There you have one young celebrity who is totally smart, charming, interesting and stupid scandal-free. That’s the kind of woman I want representing my generation!
Biel’s body is the only thing I like about her but GOD DAMN she’s got a body. Her figure is just perfect.
too bad she messed with her face.
“I cannot lie” – nice one!
Speaking for bubble butt girls everywhere, can I just say yes our butts are round, but l cannot stand when Biel’s is treated like some unnatural/ try hard b.s. by Lainey or others. I’m sure she works her glutes out and all that, but the bum shape is a biological fact and doesn’t really alter much with weight or exercise, aside from firming, etc. I feel like it’s still fun to poke fun at/fetishize them, which the dreaded Kartrashians have only amplified to epic proportions with their fake cartoon rears, giving the rest of us round bottomed types a bad name! Ok bum rant over! ;-0
false — there was a blog on tumblr i used to follow (i’d link it but don’t remember the name). this girl decided to get a butt and she went from scrawny flat butt to AMAZING round perky butt, much like biel’s. it’s possible with strict diet and months upon months of hard work.
There is a very specific work out, the Brazilian butt lift, that is very popular with the body con set and it is all about building that ass through effort. You really can work yourself into an ass with concentrated and serious effort, some of the results are amazing, they build muscle mass and it’s no joke but it’s a killing work out regimen.
I know that workouts can lift and boost your rear, however the sticky out bum is a natural shape for some women that cannot be altered. I didn’t mean to imply you can’t get one if you work hard, only if you’re born with one there’s not much you can do about it, and it’s not always a desirable thing to have (having varied in my adult weight from thin to chubby, the butt is always there). It feels like having a big butt has become some sort of calling card for fakery/an invitation to objectify thanks to media fetishization. It makes men in particular feel even more entitled to blatantly ogle butts as some weird separate entity (which I have dealt with my whole life: “For a white girl you got a booty!” All that fun stuff). I know it sounds sort of nuts, but in my adult life I have felt it become more ok seemingly for people to comment on. Don’t get me wrong, I have learned to love my big rear, but I should be able to walk down the damn street without it being treated like a side show (it’s not THAT big!) just in jeans or whatever. And Biel in particular has always had this shape, just like J.Lo. I know so many women deal with this in worse ways for other body parts, it’s not like I’m alone, it just annoys me to see women like Lainey snarking on Biel’s natural bum shape as though she’s try hard, or the presumption that a big butt = Kardashian implants. For some of us it’s just a (pardon the pun) pain in the ass fact of life.
I want Jessica to make a workout dvd or something. She is fine as hell! Her athletic figure is the ideal figure type. Jessica got booty popping and lips smacking. She isn’t a beauty queen but her body has it going on.