Sly, Dolph, Kellan Lutz & the ‘Expendables 3′ dudes: who would you rather?

Sylvester Stallone

Here are more photos than you ever wanted of The Expendables 3 premiere in LA. Seriously, I got carried away with these pics. We all need a distraction today, and this distraction is full of 1980s muscle men. These guys aren’t nearly as fun to look at as The Avengers, but I’m sure Sylvester Stallone and his bros beg to differ. They were sorta fine back in the day, and KELLAN LUTZ (who plays a character named John Smiley – LOL) is supposed to bring in a younger audience. Kellan Lutz knows that you want Kellan Lutz.

There’s a little fashion thrown in for good mix. Rosie Huntington-Whitely brought her game to support Jason Statham. She looked beautiful and statuesque in an Emilio Pucci slip dress. The black and white lace could have looked cheap, but I think Rosie’s styling makes it work. I’m not crazy about the deep-v neckline because it makes the dress seem too nightgown-y.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Here are the men. I’ll let you take your pick but just know that Dolph Lundgren is mine for the day. Don’t judge. Oh, and Terry Crews looks really good too. Otherwise, there’s Sly, the Statham, KELLAN LUTZ, Antonio Banderas, Mel Gibson (no), Wesley Snipes, Arnie, Harrison Ford, and Kelsey Grammar. Plus Carmen Electra showed up in a denim Moschino dress. She hoisted her jubblies to the moon, if you’re into that sort of thing.

Antonio Banderas

Dolph Lundgren

Terry Crews

Kellan Lutz

Photos courtesy of WENN

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  1. Abbott says:

    If these were the last men on earth, I’d demand a recount.

  2. The Original Mia says:

    Love me some Dolph! Statham is always a fave too. Rosie looks good. Bitch!

  3. Hawkeye says:

    1. I heart Terry Crews. He’s stupendous on Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

    2. This film looks like a busted mess but it’s still too good for Kellan Lutz. The guy belongs on 1 am infomercials for gym equipment.

    • starrywonder says:

      Brooklynn Nine Nine rocks!

    • V4Real says:

      I love me some Crews, he’s a good comedic and serious actor.

      Because of him I have more respect for Stallone. The studio didn’t want Crews back for the 3rd film because they had Snipes. Stallone stepped in and said nope, no matter what Crews is coming back. Yep, they were pretty much saying one token Black guy was enough. Good going Stallone.

      BTW a former friend of mine had a brief affair with Dolph.

    • Kiddo says:

      Getting on the Brooklyn Nine-nine train. Terry Crews is hilarious.

    • Hawkeye says:

      I still crack up when I think about the Gina character calling him Terr-Bear!

  4. Jaderu says:

    I guess Terry Crews. But only because he would make me laugh. The rest are just….Bedhead, what are you smoking?

    • Bedhead says:

      I didn’t say they were all hot! Just Dolph for a throwback. Terry looks decent.

      And what am I smoking? Nothing. That’s the problem.

  5. Truthtful says:

    None!

    Kellan Lutz is the oatmeal of men and the others are just creepily old and overdone! So none it is (and very gladly!)

    • MaiGirl says:

      Yep. Sly looks like a mound of overtanned Play-doh shaped into a Neanderthal. Imagining his O-face is how I started my new diet! :D

  6. PunkyMomma says:

    Kellan. He’s so pretty and he seems to have a good sense of humor.

  7. booboobird says:

    Terry Crews and Rosie. Thank you.

  8. Mia V. says:

    Dolph Lundgren is in my heart 4EVA! But I made some room for Terry.

  9. sunsetsnow says:

    Dolph, for giving us the perfection that was Ivan Drago.

  10. GeeMoney says:

    Dolph Lundgren looks really good for his age. And even though Sly has had some work done, he looks good too.

    And Terry Crews is hilarious. I’m a big fan of his.

  11. Tiffany27 says:

    I know that movie set needed all the Icy-Hot available.

  12. Kate says:

    None of the above.
    I’ll take tall, gangly British actors, please.

  13. FingerBinger says:

    Terry Crews and Dolph Lungren. Dolph is tall and smart,(he has a degree in chemical engineering). Smart guys are hot.

    • V4Real says:

      And he dated Grace Jones so he’s alright in my book. I still love most of these guys. Crews and Statham falls into the middle breed of rough neck action hero’s, I love them as well.

  14. Anna says:

    I find Kellan Lutz so unattractive and creepy.. No offense to anyone who thinks he’s hot but I just don’t see it at all. I feel like his head is always pointing downward but his eyes are always looking up at you in a weird un-sub Criminal Minds way..

    Anyway if I had to pick one I would choose Wesley Snipes.. I always loved him

  15. Loopy says:

    I know this is suppose to be one big naff throw back movie but this was way too over the top, and even for an ensemble cast they just jammed too many actors in there to a point where it looked chaotic. I did enjoy the second expendables though.

  16. kri says:

    I will take Terry C, thanks and bye. He is MINE!

  17. Delta Juliet says:

    Oh goodness none of these guys would normally be on my radar but my boys have recently discovered Rocky so we have been watching them nonstop. I’m gonna go with Sly.

  18. MrsBPitt says:

    What the hell happened to Antonio Banderas????? I know he is older, but he looks rough!!!! I used to think he was so hot!

    • Size Does Matter says:

      Seriously. I was coming here to ask if he played Skeletor in the movie. He looks gosh-awful.

  19. truthSF says:

    Wesley and Jason (S) please. I would never with Terry (busted face) Crews, sorry.

  20. Corinn says:

    Yes, Dolph and Terry. Except, I’d take Terry first then Dolph.

  21. manta says:

    I’d go with Statham. He’s one of those guys who absolutely does nothing for me in still pictures but seems cool on screen,at least in the films I watched. Basically Guy Ritchie’s, The bank job and Blitz.
    The raspy voice helps too.

  22. Esmerelda says:

    Dolph! And Snipes! And Statham…
    I like the expendables movies, I grew up in the 80s so they’re the right kind of ‘silly, terrible, good times’ movies to me… Sly > Micheal Bay everyday

  23. LAK says:

    Bedhead……death match for DL!!

  24. Skins says:

    Antonio looks like he is morphing into one of the vampires in The Strain

  25. kls2686 says:

    Terry Crews is so adorable!! But really, I’d take Statham all day, every day. Love that baldheaded Brit.

  26. vv says:

    Sorry you cannot have Dolph all to yourself! He was actually my first real big crush when I was younger. I loved him Rocky IV and the Punisher. Yes, I actually did like that Punisher movie lol

    Terry Crews is so much fun on Brooklyn Nine-Nine, too. (sleep chin ups lol)

  27. Tig says:

    Can’t begrudge these guys their fun- and they are having a blast. As someone up post noted- need a laugh now.

  28. Latanga says:

    Does Kellan Lutz have hair plugs?

  29. Elizabeth says:

    I’ll take Dolph, thanks.

  30. BleedingHeartLibra says:

    Dolph. Definitely.