Lauren Silverman & Simon Cowell’s furry moobs are in Saint-Tropez: funny or gross?


Simon Cowell and his “girlfriend” Lauren Silverman are vacationing in Saint-Tropez with their son Eric. If you haven’t seen photos of Eric Cowell recently, OMG he looks like his father. It’s like the Cowell genes are so strong that this baby just has Simon’s face completely. No DNA test necessary. To his credit, Simon seems to be very engaged with his son, which is a good sign, I guess. I never thought I’d see the day when Simon traded in his harem for nappies, but that’s where we are. And it’s fine. He seems happy.

Anyway, there are many photos of Simon’s furry moobs and Simon and Lauren frolicking on the beach. My eyes were assaulted, so I thought I would pay it forward. You are welcome!! Simon and Lauren have always given off this vibe of “LOOK AT US, WE ARE SO HAPPY” which I always thought was just an immediate by-product of the shady way they got together. But Lauren is seeming increasingly useful to Simon, especially given the recent rash of “gay rumors.”

I’ve said this before and you guys have yelled at me, but I really do think Lauren is beautiful. Most of Simon’s ladies are beautiful, granted, but I think Lauren has an especially pretty look about her. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if Simon and Lauren wanted to have another baby. Also: Lauren is really good at looking like she adores Simon, right? Get that money, girl.



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  1. Belle Epoch says:

    I always wonder about her #1 son. What is he supposed to make of all this? Psychologically, being abandoned by your mother is no joke.

    • Loopy says:

      I was just about to post is her first son another Ignori? But maybe the father does not want him part of the circus, doesn’t he live in the Hamptons? maybe they guard his privacy.

      • NicolaLoves says:

        He’s not allowed to be around Simon, which was his fathers way of telling this woman to choose, your son or your man. Considering she was already pregnant I don’t understand why she agreed to this. I hope the poor kid grows up to realize both of his parents are selfish pieces of sh*t.

      • MrsB says:

        I could be wrong, but I believe the child can’t be around Simon for the first year-which makes sense. The father wanted to make sure this would be a relationship that would last instead of introducing a new man that would quickly be out of the picture. It doesn’t mean she isn’t seeing her son. Just means when it’s her time to have her son, Simon isn’t around.

  2. LAK says:

    We josh and tease about golddiggers, but my goodness that Lauren works for that money. She’s one golddigger I wouldn’t trade places for all the money in simon’s bank accounts. Simon makes her WORK for that money.

    • Christin says:

      She certainly does. It has sucked the smug off her face in the process.

      She seems more engaged with money baby than when he was a newborn being carted onto a beach.

  3. Mmhmm says:

    I’m embarrassed to say that I’d hot that. Lol.

  4. Splinter says:

    I bet she prepares as much as Kate for every outing. Maybe Simon hopes that her legs somehow compensate his moobs?

  5. Kiddo says:

    Kaiser, you are an EVIL, evil person for your ‘pay it forward’ moob gift. Be warned, there will be retribution. lol

    Am I the only one who thinks that belt on the cover-up is ridiculous?

  6. IL says:

    For the love of God man, put a shirt on.

  7. Tiffany says:

    I am noticing scars on Simon ‘ s breast area. Lipo, maybe?

    • julie says:

      I noticed also. Sure looks like he had some kind of procedure to flatten out those puppies, but it left them looking like two deflated moobs with scars. He needs to find a better surgeon to fix that mess in my opinion. Cute baby though, and it’s clear Simon is a proud papa. The baby mama is very pretty.

    • Size Does Matter says:

      It was the first thing I noticed. He’s looking a little deflated. Having nursed my baby for the last 16 months, I can sympathize!

  8. MediaMaven says:

    Is that baby wearing some sort of Mr. T gold chain around his neck?

  9. jodabell says:

    Its an amber gris teething necklace. They’re pretty good holistically speaking!

  10. kri says:

    Oh my god. Really, he is KK’s soulmate as neither of them can bear to cover up their ginormous tits. The only difference is his are natural. I can’t believe Tisci isn’t chasing him around trying to put him into one of his designs.

  11. Stubbylove says:

    “Furry Moobs” just made my day.

  12. Pabena6 says:

    In the shot where she’s holding him on her shoulder – that baby looks like a mini-Casper Smart. Creepy…!

  13. Lisa says:

    Defo lipo to suck out the moobs and the back fat…those are scars and bad ones!