– New dad Ben Affleck looks hot (PopSugar), but he needs to trim his nose hair (DListed).
– Disturbing Image Warning: Gallery of the Absurd channels goatsee to accurately portray the horror of Star Jones’ relationship with Big Gay Al
– Cynthia Nixon doing just fine (Defamer), thanks for asking. [via CityRag]
– Nick Lachey stages a photo-op (HollywoodRag) with a potential squeeze
– Kimora steals Mooriah’s Photoshop artist (PerezHilton)
– Who’s Hotter Now?: Jen vs. Ang (Faded Youth)
– Pete Doherty says “Crack makes me happy” (MirrorUK) [via Media Take Out]