90210’s Annalynne McCord looks like an overdone turkey


90210’s Annalynne McCord – who is ostensibly a mere 21-years-old, if Wikipedia isn’t a big fat liar – has defied the very laws of nature. How? Well last time I checked, nature generally didn’t let you turn into a 54-year-old Upper East Side socialite overnight. But that’s exactly what McCord appears to be – and I can’t say it’s a flattering look for her.

Yikes! It looks like someone over did it a little bit on the fake bake!

Annalynne McCord hit up Bar Deluxe in Los Angeles last night clutching a long stem rose that someone was kind enough to buy for the star (probably from one of those people who walk down the middle of street selling them out of plastic buckets).

The 90210 starlet wore red platforms and a white dress, that so nicely complimented the white racoon-like marks around her eyes. It’s good to see that Annalynne protects her eyes when she’s in the tanning bed, but maybe she should nix the super bronzed look overall. She’s a pretty girl, but Anna’s aged herself several years with tan and make up.

[From INF Daily]

The weirdest part is – while it appears that Annalynne did protect her eyes, because that area isn’t tanned – it looks like she wore the goggles too low. Her upper cheeks aren’t tanned either, yet it appears that the area under her brow is. It’s like she slid her eye protection down an inch or something. Even if she hadn’t done that, this would be a very bizarre and unfortunate look. But whatever’s going on in the eye area – Hollywood Tuna referred to it as “reverse raccoon – isn’t helping things.

I am what Websters Is My Bitch long ago referred to as a “Halfbino.” I am as pale as a person can possibly be without being an actual albino. And I can’t even pull off a spray on tan – it just looks totally ridiculous on me. So I was pretty enthused when it seemed like the Britney Spears fake-and-bake that was popular for so long had gone the way of dodo. Either Annalynne McCord’s trying to bring it back, or she’s hopelessly out of touch. Let’s pray it’s the latter.

Here’s AnnaLynne McCord out for a night out at Bar DeLuxe in LA on Thursday. Images thanks to Pacific Coast News.

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  1. SeVen says:

    holy fugly batman!

  2. mojoman says:

    For some reason I am craving for a bowl of pumpkin soup..hmm!

  3. ChristinaX says:

    Twenty one?

    More like 41.

  4. boomchakaboom says:

    If the girl is trying to bring back the fake & bake, she’s not presenting a compelling reason for anyone else to do the same.

  5. dania says:

    Her racoon-eyes is not from googles, it’s make up–and the funny thing is, it’s her actual coloring, not the crazy spray tan color she or someone close to her thought would be a good idea. What a shame because she actually is an unbelievably, and naturally, beautiful girl.

  6. Alecto says:

    Yeah it looks like concealer that’s too light.

  7. photo jojo says:


  8. gg says:

    LOL Jaybird funny!

  9. gg says:

    I too have the orange issues with the fake tan. I see they now have weaker dyes they put in lotions. I even bought an expensive one after being told ‘it goes on differently’ but after using it, I can still see a bovine orange moustache on my upper lip area. ::nods to Frank Zappa God rest his soul::

  10. eternalcanadian says:

    ROFL! Do people still use tanning beds even though they cause skin cancer? Love those coon eyes! 😛

  11. Foolio says:

    Good God. That girl needs a stylist and a makeover. She shouldn’t look that haggard. I’m 32 and she looks 10 years older then I do.

  12. Foolio says:

    I should also stress that I am as pale as you, CB. I’m even a little translucent.


  13. Baholicious says:

    She looks irradiated.

  14. Rocco says:

    OMG……this’s so funny that i can not give any comment on it hahhahahahahha

  15. Arvedia says:

    LOL! I don’t know this woman, but I love your writing, Jaybird. You really make my day.

  16. daisy424 says:

    Funny write up JayBird!
    I will add holy melanoma!

  17. NotBlonde says:

    LOL baho.

    Embrace your paleness people. Of if not, go with those self-tanners that graduate the color. I don’t have a issue with this, having brown skin and all; does anyone know how well those self-tanners work? Like the Jergen’s kind that let’s you make yourself more and more “tan”?

  18. Christina says:

    omg… those gums, those teeth… they’re horrendous..

  19. audrey says:

    maybe she was laying out and had sunglasses on. that would create the same weird tan “line”. jeez

  20. loldongs says:

    … I was going to say more like a blonde wookie that had an unfortunate incident with a flamethrower.

  21. trish says:

    Jennifer Aniston, take note!

  22. Mairead says:

    My thought was that she was out skiing, but didn’t bother with high-enough sunblock. A very unforunate look.

  23. Codzilla says:

    NotBlonde: I have medium-toned skin, and the Jergen’s stuff actually works pretty well for me. Avon sells some good self-tanners, too. That’s why I don’t understand how rich celebrities end up looking like nuclear waste. If we commoners can find decent fake tanners at Walgreen’s, where the hell are these people shopping?

  24. Carena says:

    Maybe I’m giving her too much credit, but some types of makeup reflect badly when you are in a dark room and are hit by camera flash. It is weird because it can make a girl look completely different in the photo than they do to the naked eye.

    I’m pretty sure that is what is going on here because the affect isn’t as harsh the farther she is from the camera.

  25. Elizabeth says:

    Word up to my naturally translucently pale sisters! (and brothers)

  26. michellle says:

    You people are crazy.

    Except for the unfortunate make-up or tan lines, she’s beautiful. She doesn’t look orange, just tan. Although she’d look fine w/out it. She’s too slender to have baby fat but there’s not a wrinkle in sight so the crack about being much older is a stretch. I wonder how many of you looked this good in your twenties.

  27. Lina says:

    And she’s there laughing and smiling like nothing is going on

  28. ChristinaX says:

    Why is there always one defender in every bunch who has to insult everyone else who doesn’t find a woman pretty?

    No, fake tan aside, I don’t think she’s pretty. Am I allowed to say that without having someone assume that I’m jealous?

    Go find a new argument. I find Dale Bozzio drop dead gorgeous, but I know not everyone’s going to agree with me…because EVERYONE’S TASTES ARE DIFFERENT. What feature one person may find beautiful, others won’t.

    Get over it.

  29. whosthisorangegirl says:

    christina: whats wrong with her gums & teeth? her gums look normal to me and her teeth are straight and white…

  30. drm says:

    OMG this is a really bad look…poor thing. I was going to say we’ve all had these days but this is particularly bad what with the tan, the unfortunate concealer/tan lines issue going on under her eyes and her hair kind of blends in with her colour.

    I’ve had some heinous outfits in my time, particularly in my twenties and it would have been AWFUL to have a permanent pap record of it…

    I’m with you JB I am glad to see the reign of the spray/bake tan coming to an end.

    Oh…this also made me think of a friend of mine in Canada who used to go on the sunbed every second day or so. She was mahogany coloured. This would have been in the early 90’s when sunbed were still regarded as mostly ok..some caution needed and she did this for more than a decade I would imagine. She may still be doing it.

    The last time I went back to Canada for a visit I saw her in a store in my home town. OMG. OMFG. Now I”ve never fake and baked or spray and baked…I do tan naturally but don’t lay out in the sun either but I was never rabidly against it. This was such a wakeup call let me tell you…I have never ever seen anyone in my life with such bad UV damage. She would have been in her early forties and she looked like she was in her sixties…extremely wrinkled skin, crepey neck the whole nine yards. I tell you if ever I had an inclination to work on being tanned via sun-bedding or laying out that killed it.

  31. vixen says:

    Wow…that’s a shame becuase she’s not bad looking.

  32. Christina says:

    whosthis… it just lookds like too much of her upper gums and teeth are exposed when she smiles… most people would have to pull their lip up manually to show that much gum… and the pale lipstick makes it seem like she doesn’t have well defined lips and it’s just all gum and teeth… it’s just unattractive to me…

  33. DD says:

    sheet, she went out looking like that! damn.

  34. TinaWithPom says:

    Holy puppy-dogs, this girl is only twenty-one?!

    She needs to lay off the fake tan and use less makeup.

    Otherwise, she’ll end up looking prematurely 35 years old like 15-year-old Ali Lohan.

  35. Judy says:

    Wow how can someone think she is beautiful? She is fugly. The only thing pretty about her is her eyes.

  36. michellle says:

    Christina X:

    Assuming you’re refering to me, I suggest you rethink your seemingly insecure response. If I’m wrong, then I suggest you be more specific.

    “You people are crazy”, is hardly an insult, unless you’re incredibly thin skinned. It’s merely a response indicating shock, & a light hearted one at that.

    Furthermore, no one is insisting you find her attactive. Although, the thread is about AM not DB, (do try & focus.) One’s opinion of what constitutes beauty is completely subjective. Afterall, isn’t that what makes a blog more interesting? At least when people don’t fall apart over something rather small. Besides, I said nothing about jealously, you’re the one that volunteered that tidbit, albeit quite telling.

    What’s more, my question regarding how many of us were that attractive in our twenties is a valid one. So sorry if it’s too much too bear.

    Finally, it would appear YOU need to get over it, because if in fact you stand by your comment that everyone’s tastes are different, then you should be able to comprehend that my post was nothing more than opinion. In your rant that I, “find a new argument” you overlook the obvious, my post was just a different point of view, hardly an attempt to pick a fight. It seems you on the other hand, are too negative to know the difference.

  37. Tommy B says:

    This Chick is a BEAST!

  38. pia says:

    bad make up day!

  39. Charlie Fox says:

    This racoon effect is from sunglasses and a shade of concealer too light. She lives for the outdoors and probably wore glasses too long and got the coon tan. People are so rude