Jennifer Aniston seems to have learned hot to not give a damn anymore in terms of the press. She recently told UK Elle she knows that no matter what she says or what she does, someone is going to misinterpret it – normally for the worse.

‘No matter what I say, things will always be taken out of context and misinterpreted, will always be turned around to make it seem as though I won’t let something go, or that I just keep talking about it over and over. I don’t owe anybody anything. I don’t owe anybody my side of the story. There are no sides! There is no bad guy and there is no good guy. There are no villains and there is no heroine in this story. It’s just not the case.’ Jennifer Aniston finally sets the record straight. She’s moved on, and is happier than ever.

‘ I remind myself every day that I am lucky. Look what’s out there. Look what people are really living through. There’s no comparison. I am happy’ reveals the actress who turned forty last month, but looks a decade younger with the help neutrogena soap , regular facials and an obsession with applying sunscreen.

I’m a realist,’ she says. ‘I know that if I eat nothing but burgers and chips, I’m not going to be hired for the parts I normally would. That might be fine one day, but not right now.’

[From Elle UK]

I used to always get annoyed when I read celebrities claiming what they said had been misinterpreted or misquoted. I found it to be such an annoying excuse. But after writing for a year and a half, I’ve been shocked at how many times my own words have been completely misconstrued. I’ve learned it’s not very hard to say the wrong thing. Sometimes you try to be so careful that you end up writing completely boring drivel. Jennifer probably has the same problem – she could stick with bland generics, or be real – but she’s right, someone will always pull out the bad parts and twist them around.

Jen and Owen Wilson have been in Germany promoting the release of “Marley and Me.” They were on the variety show “Wetten dass,” and Jennifer ended up eating a dog biscuit. Well, Owen did too, but he had to. Obviously.

The show asks celebrity visitors to bet whether a special guest can perform the talent they claim to have. This time, it was a German woman who boasted that she could identify each of her team of Husky dogs by the sound of them lapping up soup. Wilson didn’t believe she could do it, while Aniston bet on her.

Then the show’s host, Thomas Gottschalk, told them that whoever lost the bet would have to eat a few dog biscuits. “I wish I had known the stakes first,” Wilson said. When the dog owner, who was blindfolded, guessed right, Gottschalk invited both Wilson and Aniston to join him in a biscuit. Aniston protested, “But I guessed right!” The host told her, “You’re a team, just like the dogs,” which prompted Wilson to put his arm around her shoulder and say, “Honey, we’re in this together.”

Gottschalk gave each of the actors a biscuit and said, “I’ll eat one, I’m the host. And Owen, you have to eat one. Jennifer, you can eat it if you want, but I’d really like to be able to tell my grandkids that I ate dog biscuits with Jennifer Aniston.”

[From People]

Aniston noted that the biscuits were, “a little dry,” but was certainly a great sport. YouTube has a video of the show. Most of it’s in German, but you can hear what Jen and Owen are saying even though an interpreter is talking over them. I can’t think of many other celebrities that would go along with such ridiculousness, but it is endearing.

Here’s Jennifer and Owen at the “Marley and Me” premiere in Italy on Friday. Images thanks to Fame.com.