Chris Hemsworth covers Prestige. His hair! [A Socialite Life]
LeAnn Rimes alienated a bunch of NYC protesters. [Dlisted]
Matt Healy & Taylor Swift are probably dating/fooling around. [LaineyGossip]
Lindsay Lohan’s new clothing line is called My Addiction. [Buzzfeed]
Jennifer Aniston was on Conan last night. [Pajiba]
Brandi Glanville still wants Lisa Vanderpump to apologize. [Reality Tea]
Photos from the UNICEF Snowflake Ball. [Go Fug Yourself]
Taylor Swift might be with Karlie Kloss, actually. [Evil Beet]
Rosamund Pike gave birth to a baby boy! [I’m Not Obsessed]
Is Kerry Washington faking her marriage? [CDAN]
Tyler Perry & his girlfriend (???) also welcomed a boy. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Rosario Dawson is on-trend in black lace. [Popoholic]
Rest in peace, AJ Cooper. [Starcasm]
Is David Bowie pretentious? Yes. [The Frisky]
Aww. I was hoping we’d have a link about how creepy Aaron Carter is still being about Hilary Duff. LOL.
What? Do tell. I know bits and pieces about the story but doesn’t he know that she’s back with her husband ? I can’t believe there was a time Hilary and Lindsay Lohan fought over him lol !
He posted a picture late last night on Instagram of him watching an episode of Lizzie McGuire where he guest starred with a bunch of creeper hashtags. It would be hilarious if it wasn’t so weird.
God, he is sex on a stick.
Really? He’s so bland to me. Too pretty with zero charisma.
I agree. So so bland.
He’s not bad looking, but he doesn’t do anything for me.
Yeah, I have to agree with the sex on a stick thing…
Me, too! More so with his Thor hair.
Sigh. Agreed. That man is perfect.
Words outta my mouth.
Sex on a hammer. 😉 mmmmmrow
I’d hit it
I think he’s Soooo sexy, perfection.
Gorgeous.
I wish LeAnn Rimes “””Cibrian””” and her delusional, privileged white behind would eff off forever.
By far the stupidest, most selfish and horrid statements I’ve ever read by her. I mean, she called peaceful protests “riots”, and then goes on to complain that they’re eclipsing the christmas spirit she’s trying to share by singing a children’s song while wearing a stripper costume. This is a woman who seems to live on the internet. How can she be so unaware of what is happening?
Is he finally wearing a jacket that fits properly?
Yesterday I was walking home and 5’9” version of him passed by me.
My CHems! So hot!
*waits patiently for Miss M to untie me and remove the duct tape while staring CHemboy*
*thinks that Bowie’s answers to those questions shouldn’t have turned me on as much as they did.*
Ha, you’ll be waiting a long time Miss J!
I REALLY like his hair like this, very sexy. He’s such a boring interview though.
Ohhh, were you there? Sorry dear, I didn’t even see you. Are you ok?
Marty – CHemboy is the anti-Playboy excuse – I ONLY look at his pictures.
Oh hey Miss M – no, I’m fine. The chastity belt is a little unnecessary, I think, as is the Hannibal Lecter face mask – I heard you the first time.
Good! I am glad it was a pleasant experience!
@ Marty: hello!!!!
He looks fabulous. I don’t usually go for blondes, but oh the things I’d do to that man. Yummy!
Starting to look like Russell Crowe? Suit is nice though.
I was thinking that the ‘shop’ is strong with this one.
His hair is so much better when it’s not being styled like Devon Sawa’s bowl cut.
“LeAnn Rimes alienated a bunch of NYC protesters.”
Yeah, it was only a war on Christmas.
#youareuninformedtheend.
#handsup,can’tbreathe
I giggled at #handsup and then immediately donned a hair shirt.
What’s a hair shirt? I think a Walken eyebrows’ Tee would suit you better, lol.
The hands up, can’t breathe is a chant from Eric Garner protesters. He was killed by NYC police, taken down with a strangle hold.
Medieval self-punishment. It was made of some kind of goatskin or something and the hair was on the inside so it would itch and stuff.
Thanks, AT. I imagine mimif constructs them from slain man dogs of the mountain.
But if she really wants to punish herself, I will ship some Adam Levine and Coldplay music.
From wiki: A cilice /ˈsɪlɨs/ was originally a garment or undergarment made of coarse cloth or animal hair (a hairshirt) worn close to the skin. It was used in some religious traditions to induce discomfort or pain as a sign of repentance and atonement.
I giggled because I would put my hands up if I was ever faced with the fresh botox that is Leann, but then I felt bad because of Eric Garner. #nolaughingmatter
P.S. Maroon 5 & Coldplay (throw Swifty in for good measure) are the new Hair Shirts.
Why don’t they ever airbrush wrinkles off a man? They make the women look like cartoons but the men are allowed to look human. Where is the equality lol ?
I’ve noticed that so much! Instead of erasing men’s wrinkles too, I’d rather they leave women’s wrinkles alone. I’ve started to fixate on wrinkles on faces in TV/movies, because on women it is like finding an albino hippo or something. A true rarity anymore.
So true !
Tiff, I think that they did remove wrinkles on his lower face, but left the forehead alone, since the wrinkles there are a key identifier and what is instrumental in forming his particular expression in the photo. I wish they would leave most people alone with the shop, or at least learn the definition of a subtle hand. Otherwise, everyone looks so ‘virtual reality’, no one is fooled.
Yum. His face looks catlike here.
Eh. I don’t care, but I think Taylor and Karlie were probably in a loud place and had to get close to hear each other. But if they’re in love, I’m happy for them.
I prefer the pasty brits, but he’s quite nice to look at, and really charming and friendly in interviews, so +100 to Mr Hemsworth
Absolutely adore him!! Surprised he doesn’t get more love.
Me too! I thinks he’s the ants pants! He’s just dreamy and so bloody lovely. That’s all I need in a bloke. Plus he’s a fellow Australian, and makes me proud!
Just what is in the water there? You guys have steadily produced many fine ass men. Well done, Australia. 🙂
He will. He’s so gorgeous, damn the man is so fine!
Australia does have some gorgeous men coming into Hollywood.
He is the whole package. Natalie Portman, you are so lucky.
There is something wolfish about his face in this portrait.
So here you all are. What have I missed? Been gone all day, 446 tweets to muddle through, any big news, besides Chris on a magazine cover?
NNNNfffff, That is all
Hey, I left my hellos/goodbyes back on our last refuge, Queen Tilda’s menagerie. I just can’t with the abrupt closings anymore.
BUT always a last word: I blame his Kingdom of Earth delivery on direction and extremely short rehearsal time. And still maintain I have in my life heard people who sounded like that, usually when not sober!
Ellesbelles, what are you listening to where he has a southern accent?