LeAnn Rimes is ‘obsessed’ with her slow cooker & her husband’s butt

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Good lord, LeAnn Rimes loves to Instagram. Whenever I’m preparing to write about LeAnn, I check out her Twitter and now her Instagram. Instagram is the new Twitter for LeAnn. She’s IG-ing constantly. Anyway, I’m including some IG photos from LeAnn’s page in this post. These are just some scattered images from the past few weeks, including the family Christmas card which of course includes the “Bonus Boys” and which she of course posted on her social media. Of course. Anyway, LeAnn sat down with Us Weekly for their feature “25 Things You Don’t Know About…” last week. Some of the items are boring, but here’s the whole list:

1. I know how to jump rope like a pro.
2. I don’t like it when people take photos of me with a camera phone from across the room. I’d much rather they ask. PS. Turn off your flash and volume before you try to be sneaky.
3. I love wearing my godfather’s wedding ring on a chain as a necklace.
4. I can’t get on a plane without my own big bottle of water.
5. I Prefer to lie on the floor whenever I am creating or writing. It’s my happy place.
6. I love to vacuum and do laundry.
7. One of my favorite things that my husband ever did for me was leave a beautifully heartfelt letter on my bathroom mirror on Christmas morning.
8. I’d rather text than talk on the phone.
9. I used to hate getting fresh flowers because I didn’t like to watch them die. I’m over that now.
10. I’m obsessed with creating sayings for t-shirts. I guess it’s just another form of expression for me.
11. I pay attention to numbers, I see 11:11, 1:11, 2:22, 3:33, 4:44 and 5:55 almost daily.
12. I have to hold my nose when I go under water. I never quite got that one down.
13. I love reading psychology and self-help books.
14. I’m obsessed with my husband’s butt.
15. After reading The Dude and the Zen Master, I have a major crush on Jeff Bridges.
16. I don’t like bright lights. I keep most of the lights off in my house and use candles.
17. I’ve been in three tornados.
18. I’m completely fascinated by the weather.
19. I’d play softball daily if I could.
20. I carry B12 shots with me when I travel.
21. I’m obsessed with my slow cooker.
22. I like the number 13 and black cats. I see them as lucky instead of a curse.
23. I skipped two grades and started high school at the age of 12.
24. I had to change my engagement ring setting because I kept bending the metal while banging my hand on my microphone.
25. I’m a recovering perfectionist.

[From Us Weekly, print edition]

So many questions. Does she really think she was a “perfectionist”? She wasn’t. She’s as obsessive-compulsive as the day is long, which is completely separate from perfectionism. I also have questions about what kind of engagement ring she originally had where the metal “bent” from banging her hand on a microphone. Also, why bang your hand on a microphone? She makes it sound like that’s part of her act. And she’s been in three tornados? Good God.

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  1. Macey says:

    I expected the next LR story to have a headline like “Ediot finally got a job”!

    Looks like LR is going to go heavy on the PDA since ediot has a new tv gig with a hot costar to boot. LR already took to responding to one of his cast mates welcoming tweet from Ediot’s twitter. Its just another bit part on some ABC sitcom that no one ever heard of bit its still A JOB!

    • funcakes says:

      Oh Macey the crazy train is just beginning. I can’t wait for stories about LeAnn stalking every pretty girl on the set. Plus I’m sure she’s going to be cancelling shows and coming up with illnesses. I wonder how long it will be before she’s banned from the set.
      No wonder she’s be saying. Eddie is her soul mate and doing more happy couple interviews. It’s to put the sexy ladies on set on notice that Eddie belong to her. Oh LeAnn you are sooooo transparent. Now all you need to do is to pay Eddie enough to deem you his soul mate in written press. Good luck with that.

      • Macey says:

        I cant wait but at the same time I can’t help but feel sorry for his co-stars. they are going to have to try and work with nutso glaring at them with her evil eyes, especially Chelsea Kane. I think she’s plays his girl (??) on there but Im not positive. I know Melissa Peterman is the one who sent him the tweet. Whats funny is Melissa only tagged Ediot in the tweet but LR responded from her own acct to her so you know she’s going to be doing some serious stalking of his cast mates.
        Cant say I ever heard of the show but I know the two I mentioned are both blonde, pretty and younger than LR. I think the one has a little singing career on the side too and Im sure even on their worst days they’re more sane than LR on her best. I really can’t wait! I wonder how long until LR’s antics gets him kicked off the show?

    • Christin says:

      His appearance is called a multi episode arc, whatever that is. Sounds like a fancy name for a guest role. They may want an out, in case audiences don’t care for it or he brings too much distraction to the set (cough).

      • Macey says:

        they’re already getting a lot of negative responses. No one wants him on the show. I didnt realize this was on ABC Family and not the regular ABC, probably why not many have heard of it. You should check out the shows FB page comments when they announced he was joining the show…too funny.

  2. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    Skipping two grades and starting high school at 12 strikes me as a terrible idea.

    • Macey says:

      it’s also a lie, she was home schooled. I dont think she ever actually graduated but I’m not positive. Her list was done for no other reason than Brandi did one not too long ago.

    • Christin says:

      Funny thing is, when she left public school, it was described as ‘middle school’. Which does not support this claim at all.

    • claire says:

      I’m sure the story goes more like: her parents wanted to milk that cow as much as possible, so they took her out under the guise of homeschooling, then as her “teachers” skipped her several grades to get her “graduated” early and on the road to make them some money. That she trots this fact out constantly, to try to impress with her smarts, is so embarrassing. She shows on a daily basis how lacking in smarts she is – to start, it’d be nice if she could learn how to pluralize words correctly, or become aware that we have not yet had WWIII, as she has previously claimed.

  3. MrsB says:

    10. I’m obsessed with creating sayings for t-shirts. I guess it’s just another form of expression for me.
    So…did she become obsessed with this before or after Brandi started doing it?

  4. Loopy says:

    Wow its like everything she does and say is to get under you know who’s skin.

  5. aims says:

    Yes Leann we all know you prefer to text then talk on the phone. You also love twitter and making a fool of yourself in general.

  6. Korra says:

    I only came into this because you mentioned slow cooker in the title. I LOVE my slowcooker. Best thing ever.

    • Erinn says:

      I need a new one haha. Mines a tiny one, and every recipe I find is for big slow cooker meals. And I’m awful at cutting down proportionately. I made a fantastic roast in ours though… and a mac and cheese disaster due to my inability to cut down recipes. Far too much Velveeta – and I’m weird with textures.

      • Scarlet Vixen says:

        I own 3 slow cookers–that’s how obsessed I am with slow cooking. LoL I have 3 kids 6 and under, so slow cooker dinners are a life necessity for our family. Part of my nesting when I was pregnant with baby #3 was to fill my chest freezer with 50 slow cooker meals (best idea I have ever had in my life). I find most of my favorite recipes on Pinterest, and our faves are bbq pork, steak burritos & a cheesy ranch chicken I serve over noodles or mashed potatoes. SOOOO good….I’m so glad I’m not the only one in love with slow cooking!!

    • Jaderu says:

      I’ve gone past the obsession point with my slow cooker. My slow cooker and I are picking out china patterns.
      Throw shit in a big pot, plug it in the wall, dinner done. The level of depraved laziness brings tears to my eyes.

      • Chibichchai says:

        I need to get on a slow cooker now. It looks like I have not been living

      • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

        It’s great. You put it in, leave and when you get home, it’s like someone made dinner for you.

        Are you and your slow cooker registered anywhere? I’d like to get the two of you a little gift.

      • Lady D says:

        They work wonderfully for desserts too. Chocolate cake, apple butter, fruit crisps, etc. Proud card carrying member of the Slowcookers club.

      • bettyrose says:

        We could get matching commitment bands for our slow cookers! Throw stuff in, add spice, flip switch, lunch & dinner made for days.

      • Jaderu says:

        Aww GNAT that’s so sweet of you!
        You can just get us an Amazon gift card.
        Groceries
        Delivered
        To your home
        I’m soooooooooooo lazy…
        Help me!
        Actually don’t.

    • lunchcoma says:

      I’m obsessed with mine too! What’s not to love about a cooking method that doesn’t take much work and that actually works better with cheaper ingredients than expensive ones?

    • Kitten says:

      I got my slow-cooker a couple months ago and it has been LIFE-CHANGING. Best. Thing. Ever. Any recipe suggestions are welcome BTW.

      • Chicagogurl says:

        The slow cooker bible is “fix it and forget it – feasting with your slow cooker”. Have been loving mine for years and I get a ton of recipes off Pinterest.

      • Kitten says:

        Thank you! I’m checking it out right now.

    • doofus says:

      I’m with all of you folks…I LOVE my slow-cooker.

      I even had a slow-cooker cookbook before I got the cooker itself. Best pulled pork EVER.

    • INeedANap says:

      PREACH. I never click on Leann Drama, but I too am obsessed with my slow cooker.

      • sapphire says:

        Help me convert to the Slow-Cooker nation-can you really leave it to go to work without a disaster?

      • MBP says:

        Sapphire – yup.
        Have been doing so regularly for several years 🙂 The worst thing to ever happen is forgetting to switch it on, and coming home to no aroma-filled-house. It’s heart breaking.

      • MoxyLady007 says:

        Omg. I don’t know of any of you like chipotle’s pulled beef but there is the best copy cat crock pot version. I have done chicken and pork too. The slow cooker is the best thing ever. EVER.

      • Lady D says:

        You can also plug it in at night, and wake up to apple maple oatmeal for the family. There are also sweet and savoury french toast overnight recipes.

    • RussianBlue says:

      Help me to love my slow cooker!!! I want to so much!!! Every recipe I’ve made sucks!!! Just gross. I don’t eat meat, so I feel like that knocks out 75% of my options. Potato soup? Gross. Lasagna? Such mushy noodles. Any other homemade soups? So bland. Help!!! I WANT to use it!

      • AntiSocialButterfly says:

        Try a pressure cooker! Currently I am using mine more than my slow cooker, however I don’t have little ones any longer, but rather three hungry teens. Yesterday I made a crazy tender delish pork loin roast in 35 minutes. While it rested, I threw some potatoes (2″ chunks) in the bottom w the meat juice & a bit more water, then dropped a steamer basket of broccoli on them, brought to pressure for about 5 mins. Mashed the ‘taters, done. Meatloaf a couple days prior, with a foil pack of chunked carrots plopped on top, simple!
        Hip pressure cooking dotcom, and miss Vickie’s are great sites

    • Melly M says:

      But is that a healthy way to cook, too? Hasn’t the food lost a lot of its vitamins after cooking it so long?

  7. Insomniac says:

    It cracks me up that ever since people pointed out that Mason always seemed to take pains to put his father between himself and LeAnn in pictures, she’s been all over Mason in the haaaappeeee family photos.

    • MrsB says:

      But….but….she doesn’t engage any of the “haters.” She doesn’t even see any of it, so this can’t possibly be right! It’s just a coincidence! 😉

    • funcakes says:

      Thank you Kaiser! An early Xmas present known as the crazy that is LeAnn. The world is right again.

    • Jade says:

      @ Insomniac, I noticed this also. She’s so transparent.

    • Macey says:

      and you know that cost her a cpl extra $20s in his allowance. I just hope the boys are smart enough to get all they can from this nut.

  8. bella says:

    such a shame that she’s so insecure and hell-bent on making a fool of herself.
    i was at the rock center tree lighting 2 weeks ago in NYC where she performed live with other musical talents.
    i was BLOWN AWAY by her incredibly beautiful voice…the best of the night.
    she’s tremendously talented yet she overshadows that with childish soap opera drama.
    the best thing for her to do is dump that idiot of a husband, get herself some top notch therapy and bury everyone with reestablishing herself as a top recording artist.
    she has the goods…

    • Nicole says:

      ^ Excellent advice… sadly, she’d have to be sane to take it.

    • funcakes says:

      It’s like Hannibal lecter you know he’s a genius but eventually he’s gong to cut up some poor person and serve him at a dinner party.

    • Jess says:

      Were people in the audience shocked by her making that performance so sexual? That was creepy!

      • Bella says:

        Sexual? I didn’t see that.
        And others with me didn’t mention it.
        All we noticed was how beautiful her voice was.
        Did we miss something?

      • AntiSocialButterfly says:

        @bella-Thigh high stockings and a cone boob bustier/ longline bra briefly covered by a trench coat? Seriously? You must be a paid minion to ignore that get up at a “family friendly” Christmas event. Wow.
        She looked like a post modern hooker.

    • Lisa says:

      She is a narcissist. They don’t change, ever, and there’s no therapy that can help them.

    • Sea Dragon says:

      Could autotune have played a part in her performance? I’ve seen youtube videos of rhianna and a few others sound spectacular until it was turned off.

  9. FingerBinger says:

    I guess B12 shots are the new celebrity trend. I wonder if they even work.

    • Nell Graham says:

      I know they help for me but I have a deficiency. I can tell when I’m low on B12…my energy goes, my mood darkens, etc. When I finally figured out what was going on it was bizarre something so simple as low B12 could influence so much!

      • bettyrose says:

        Pretty much a must for vegans. But that doesn’t mean it’s not also a silly celebrity trend. There’s no solid proof they help you lose weight other than keeping your energy levels up so you can function, which is helpful for maintaining daily exercise.

    • AntiSocialButterfly says:

      Heavy alcohol consumption can cause B12 deficiency.

  10. J says:

    I misread the headline as “Leann Rimes is obsessed with slow cooking her husband’s butt”. The real story was much less interesting. 🙁

  11. Nicole says:

    Wow! The eldest looks like a boy version of his mom! Those two are seriously adorable kids.

  12. scout says:

    She should cook his butt in slow cooker then.

  13. Nell Graham says:

    Three tornados? I thought she’s only been married twice. Did I miss a marriage?? Ha!

  14. Karen says:

    Leann must be still in denial after all these years that Eddie REALLY left Brandi for her when in reality that he is with her by default.
    If someone called me a “speed bump” and unattractive and same time had begged his wife to take him back after she kicked him out I would think he is with me by default and for the money. I see him ridding it out and pretending to be in love until he is ready to leave and take a big chunk of LR money. The longer he stays the better for him.

  15. roxy750 says:

    Can I puke now?

  16. Fran says:

    I rarely pay attention to her and her mess of a fight with Brandi, but what a bitchy Christmas card. From the Cimbrian family? Ouch. If I were Brandi, I would be way more of a mess than she already is, with such a loon “stealing” my family and pretending I wasn’t part of that family first.

    • Jess says:

      Normally I wouldn’t think it’s too terrible to post things like that since it’s been 5 years, but she’s been doing crap like this since the beginning, it’s insane how fast she inserted herself into that family. Something is very wrong with this woman!

  17. Izzy says:

    “11. I pay attention to numbers, I see 11:11, 1:11, 2:22, 3:33, 4:44 and 5:55 almost daily.”

    So she knows how to read a digital clock. Mazel, kid.

  18. maeliz says:

    Wow. If someone was to find a way to make a story of such a ridiculous list of things, of course it’s her. The reason these were 25 Things You Didn’t Know About. ?. was because no one cares. She probably didn’t realize these things until she tried to make this list

  19. H says:

    Three tornadoes isn’t that much if you live in the plains. I’ve been in at least five. It’s no big deal.

  20. Jess says:

    My god this woman is sick, she did this list because Brandi did, of course.

    I think it’s hilarious how she’s constantly on twitter or Instagram, people who have millions of followers haven’t even come close to 80k tweets like she has, and she’s already over 100 pictures on Instagram. She spends her time trying to prove how happy she is instead of actually being happy in those moments. I’m guessing Eddie is fine with her having her face buried in the phone all day, gives him more time for side pieces.

    I do wish Brandi had kept the last name Cibrian just so she could post similar things and drive LeAnn crazier.

  21. Debi says:

    2. I don’t like it when people take photos of me with a camera phone from across the room. I’d much rather they ask. PS. Turn off your flash and volume before you try to be sneaky.

    Funny in an episode Courtney & Khole take the hamptons Khole said the exact same thing . Let’s be honest nobody’s trying to sneak a pic of leann.

  22. Ash says:

    Oh jeez lee lee. A slow cooker and his ass. I guess it’s safe to assume that’s his best “asset.”

  23. JenniferJustice says:

    What a fictitious list. If you’re going to make a list, at least be honest, especially about the obvious that we all already know:

    1. I am obsessed with my husbands first wife. I want to be just like her.
    2. I am on a mission to make my stepsons love me like I’m their real mom. Not because I love them, but because I know it would hurt their real mom.
    3. I like to wear ill-fitting clothes
    4. I bought bolt-ons because I’m afraid my husband will leave me for someone with a better body
    5. I enjoy having cakes made with inappropriate references that would normally be okay except I include the bonus boys in the design which makes it uber creepy
    6. I like plastic surgery
    7. God tried to kill me three times via tornado, but I managed to escape all three times
    8. I forget the words to my songs so now I write them on my hand
    9. I prefer stalking over trust
    10. I make up illnesses or actually hurt myself when I have a husband away melt-down
    11. I pop pills to lose weight and then pretend I worked out alot
    12. I resent being nick-named Falcor and the Grinch
    13. I like taking selfies and making vine videos – not for my fans, but for the haters so they think I’m happyyyyy
    14. I’m all for buying Eddie gifts or giving him cash to keep him happy
    15. I blew all my money on plastic surgery and tropical vacations
    16. I like to see myself in bikinis

    Feel free to add more. This list could be endless…and loads of fun.

    • G says:

      Yes! I was looking for #1

      Her obsession is Brandi and all that is Brandi.

    • funcakes says:

      Love this list! Hurry and get it to print.

    • Leslie says:

      YES!!!! That is the real LeAnn list.

    • funcakes says:

      -I love sending myself compliments under numerous twitter personas.
      -I like to make up illnesses when my husband ignore me.
      -I like to download my own music to make it look like it’s climbing the charts when sales decline.
      -l like to tweet fight with other twitter followers and then type I don’t see them nor do i engage.
      -I like to start false pregnancy rumors when promoting something that no one will buy.
      -I like tweeting out messages without doing my research like: Happy Holocaust Day! or Enjoy your Pearl Harbor Day!
      -I like pretending celebrities who just died are my best friend.

      • Christin says:

        You guys have it covered! This is far more accurate.

        Could we add something about her teeth? As in, I like to update my teeth every few years??? Oh, and she likes litigation a lot.

      • Nick says:

        – I have to pay all my friends and family including my husband to spend time with me.
        – I believe all gay men love me and want to wear women’s shoes
        – I love going to parent-teacher conferences
        – I am the Team Mom of the little league team that Eddie coaches
        – I love booties
        – I love laxatives so much I have sh’t myself in public.

      • JenniferJustice says:

        -I go to my stepsons soccer games dressed like a Ho because I have no sense of decency and am hoping for much needed attention
        -(for Christin)I like to have my teeth adjusted every so often, again for attention, but it backfires because nobody likes bloody gums
        -(again for Christin) I take struggling single mothers to court for blogging about me
        -I like yodelling (sp?)
        -I like to see what weird objects I can fit in my giant slanted nostrils
        -I don’t mind stains on my backside so long as they match the rest of what I’m wearing (color coordination is everything)
        -I like doing scripted reality shows about myself and Eddie to prove we are real (wait a minute, I confused myself…)
        -My real father is a camel

      • Leslie says:

        @ JenniferJustice
        THIS, a more accurate LeAnn list.

    • Jess says:

      -I’m completely obsessed with twitter, my real account and the fake ones I make to bash my husband’s ex.
      -I like to shart myself in public.
      -I love to sue everyone!

    • LeAnn Stinks says:

      -Cease & Desist are my best friends.
      -I wear hefty garbage bags as fashion.
      -I like to perform for animals, hogs and corndogs. No literally, I sing at Zoos and Country Fairs.
      -I liken myself to a unicorn, because just like that mythical creature, my whole life is fairy tale.

    • msw says:

      – I think I am the sexiest person on earth. I like to flaunt it at inappropriate moments.
      – I am weirdly aggressive with anybody who dares to criticize me.
      – I say “god bless you” as an insult (this is a texas thing, though, not just a LeAnn thing)
      – I grew up being manipulated by everyone around me and now I don’t know how to live any other way.

    • jenn12 says:

      17. I insist that I skipped two grades and began high school at twelve, but can barely spell or use proper grammar.

    • Cruxcurio says:

      (My 2 bits for LR):

      24. I’m the manifestation of Fay Weldon’s ‘Ruth’
      25. I’m waiting for the day Brandi tells me that she loves me

      • jenn12 says:

        26. Excuse me, I bear no resemblance at all to any character in “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane”?
        27. I will block anyone who dares say that acting like a hypersexual lunatic at children’s soccer games isn’t perfectly appropriate.
        28. I most certainly did NOT boil your rabbit.

  24. Decorative Item says:

    Because that’s where his butt is going if her ever dares to leave her.

  25. Christin says:

    At least her list mentions black cats as not being unlucky.

    She is apparently never going to back away from the whole bonus boys thing. I recently watched a couple of episodes of Trisha Y’s cooking show. She mentions her own career, sister, etc., but I have not heard her mention Garth or her bonus daughters. That’s how you do it.

  26. maeliz says:

    17. I enjoy pretending to be my fans on Twitter
    18 . I love photo shopping myself into pictures with my Bonus Boys

  27. Jayna says:

    Her “hubby” leaving a note on the mirror, how is that related to the subject matter, what you don’t know about me?

    • funcakes says:

      Grocery list and a list of Xmas present s to by for his girlfriends.

      • JenniferJustice says:

        You’re nicer than I am. I think she wrote that letter to herself and signed Eddie’s name.

      • briargal says:

        Or a list of things LR needs to be reminded to do—like shower, use deodorant, brush her teeth and gargle!!! And clean the toilet when she gets through using it!!!

  28. Leann Stinks says:

    The only thing(s) LeAnn is really obsessed with is herself….and Brandi Glanville.

    Also, she loves reading psychology and self-help books? Then, she should know she’s certifiable.

    As for her carrying B12 shots with her. I don’t think B12 are what are in those shots, more like a nice cocktail of vodka and ExLax. 😉

  29. why? says:

    “7. One of my favorite things that my husband ever did for me was leave a beautifully heartfelt letter on my bathroom mirror on Christmas morning.”

    What this really means is that Eddie didn’t buy her a Christmas gift. Her own tweets contradict her because every Christmas morning she is always up before Eddie, Mason, and Jake on twitter tweeting and posting photos. She spends Christmas Eve tweeting about how she is too excited to sleep and then wakes up early on Christmas morning tweeting about Mason and Jake. Either she is lying or Eddie’s “letter” is a wishlist of things Leann needs to buy him before he participates in the happy family Christmas twitpics and staged photo-ops.

    “24. I had to change my engagement ring setting because I kept bending the metal while banging my hand on my microphone.”

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t she tweet and tell her fans at one of her concerts that Eddie had the setting changed for her because she kept bending the metal while banging her hand on the microphone? Now it’s “she”, not Eddie, had the setting changed. Leann tells so many lies, she can’t keep track of them all. That explains why she said that her best gift was a “letter” that Eddie wrote for her because Eddie didn’t buy her anything for Christmas.

    “2. I don’t like it when people take photos of me with a camera phone from across the room. I’d much rather they ask. PS. Turn off your flash and volume before you try to be sneaky.”

    Because she would much rather pay AKM-GSI, FameFlynet, Splash News, INF, WENN, and x17 to do it because they won’t stray from the happy family and happy couple script.

    • funcakes says:

      She all ready admitted that Eddie doesn’t get her gifts after years of posting pictures she claim he bought. Surprise, surprise Leann lied again

      • I still remember her anniversary ‘gift’–I think it was their first, when they renewed their vows–and she was showing off this watch (maybe a Rolex) that she had given to Eddie….and then she showed his ‘present’ to her. Two framed pictures of their wedding day, and a Hallmark card. And not even one that lights up either.

        Now I’m not saying that you have to ‘waste’ money because you’re rich, and give over the top extravagant presents. BUT COME ON. You know, first of all, that he didn’t even give it to her–but let’s pretend he did. It took all of….let’s be generous….ten minutes to get the wedding pictures printed out, and let’s factor in an hour to drive to the store, pick out the correct size frames, card, pay for it, and come back home to ‘wrap it’….

        That’s some ish you give to your lady on a Tuesday. Not your ANNIVERSARY.

      • Christin says:

        Two other gifts he supposedly gave were a very gaudy large stone ring (which some claim was like one Brandi had) and a herb garden.

        No pics of the herb garden, so I’m assuming he picked up a herb or two in the produce section (or had the assistant do it).

  30. why? says:

    They photoshopped her face in that happy family Christmas Card like crazy. Why did they add so many filters? Eddie, Mason, and Jake all have shadows on their faces, but Leann’s face is all washed out(they tried to erase the shadows on her face to give her the “I’m pregnant” glow, but we know she isn’t pregnant because she was sliding down giant snow hills with Eddie in Vermont) because they added so many filters. The happy family Christmas card looks so low budget, like Kiki and Leann made it on a photoshop program on Leann’s computer. Interesting how they positioned Mason next to Leann.

    Leann posted the happy family Christmas card immediately after Brandi posted a RHOBH promo video about the favorite things Jake and Mason gave her.

    Doesn’t Leann talk to Eddie every day, who in turn sends her photos of Mason and Jake? Why would she need even need the card if she talks to Eddie as much as she claims? Leann lied again. Eddie doesn’t talk to Leann as much as she claims, and the photos of Jake and Mason that she posting are most likely coming from one of the team mothers she has befriended.

  31. Pegasus says:

    Keep all pet bunnies away from the slow cooker.

  32. Julie says:

    Something is very strange with the Christmas card. I realize that Leann has her right hand on Mason’s arm, but what is it with the other white part next to her hand. It looks like her other arm, but she would have to be a contortionist if it is. Something just not right there. Anyone else notice this or do I need to get my eyes checked? It looks like someone did a bad photo shop on it and rushed to get it out on time. Not a very flattering card of she or Edward in my opinion. Wonder if Brandi has a Christmas card done of her and the boys?

    • anne_000 says:

      Yeah, that extra white arm looks weird. I wonder if she & whomever else were trying to make it look like Eddie’s right arm was reaching over trying to touch LeAnn.

    • Pegasus says:

      Only magical unicorns have hooves that contort like that. What a special little snowflake she is.

  33. Carrie says:

    I can’t really shade her too much for the card, since there really is no reason why the boys shouldn’t be in it.

  34. why? says:

    Leann’s interview is interesting because it has so much single white female activity going on. None of the things she said in that interview with US Weekly are her own, she just copied them from someone’s interview.

    “10. I’m obsessed with creating sayings for t-shirts. I guess it’s just another form of expression for me.”

    Brandi and her STFU/FU product line.

    “20. I carry B12 shots with me when I travel.”

    Brandi again. In her 25 things you don’t know about me exclusive interview for US Weekly, Brandi said that she is obsessed with vitamins.

    “22. I like the number 13 and black cats. I see them as lucky instead of a curse.”

    Taylor Swift. Leann continues her 1989 Taylor Swift inspired spree. Taylor likes 13 for a different reason than Leann, Taylor said that the number 13 was lucky because she was born on December 13, 1989.

    “6. I love to vacuum and do laundry.”

    I Love Lucy.

  35. MommyRN says:

    Look at the pic of eddie in center with kikki & leann.. The hand that’s on Leanns right doesn’t look like it belongs to eddie.. It’s incrddibly dark/tan, the fingers look small but the hand seems huge.. Color doesn’t match his face whatsoever! 😳 & compare that hand to his hand in the pic of her kissin him while he’s makin the stupid duck face., his hand is a lot lighter in color there… Something is not right there.

  36. chellbelle says:

    Psychology and self help books, my opinion is that they’re a sociopaths best friend and form of defense. Sociopaths can read those books all they like, still not going to cure them, might help them learn to mask their disorder a little better.

    Breaking it down because nothing is original with Leann, lies coupled with borrowing other peoples traits/personality to form some small self of Identity.

    Taylor lucky number is 13, so go figure. And Inspired/jealous by/of Taylor in so many ways. Ahem album.

    She skipped two grades I could believe that, but from what I seen online from people comments is that she didn’t graduate. It’s easy to skip grades. There was a high school in my home town that was for troubled teens and people that didn’t fare well in the main high school. Quite a few of those kids managed to use the system to skip grades and graduate early. Not hard to do.

    Paris Hilton and I think Kim did the whole 11.11 and then out comes copycat and now it’s 11.11. 12.12. Along with using “Doll” Kim K” and “My love” Yolanda and “I’ve got this” Brandi.

    Doesn’t like unsuspected photos. Is it possible because she only likes photos taken when she is allegedly getting a cut of the money the pictures make.

    C’mon Eddie wrote a note, pull the other one. He can’t even look genuinely happy in pictures he takes with just her and him alone. So we’re supposed to believe the man that called her ugly and a speed bump wrote her a heartfelt note on Christmas morning was it
    “Your present is still on layaway, now where’s mine?”

    Brandi is making nice tees with her expressive personality, just saying.

    She doesn’t like bright lights, Hmm wonder why. Unfortunate.

    She’d rather text than talk? Tell that to some Northern California woman.

    Since when can a you personally slow cook take out? The cook can, not the person receiving the food. Maybe she takes her time ordering the damn meal.

    Lastly….Poor Jeff Bridges. He might need a restraining order when Eddie leaves.

  37. why? says:

    “14. I’m obsessed with my husband’s butt.”

    Leann is doing damage control. This is her response to those people who were making fun of Eddie’s butt in that photo of Eddie( in those red shorts he is always papped in every time they are papped at the beach) bending over serving Leann chips in a pool during their vacation(Kiki was with them) in Miami in July.

    Eddie finally has a job!He was even papped in a suit at a gas station and getting lunch last week, while Leann was on tour. Maybe this is the real reason Leann had to rush home, she thought Eddie was having lunch with Chelsea Kane or with one of the extras on the set of Baby Daddy. The best part of Eddie’s job is that his kids will get child support and the second best part is watching Leann stalking his coworkers. I know it’s not a laughing matter, but how can she that she trusts Eddie when has to monitor everyone he is working with on the set? Leann hasn’t started stalking any of Eddie’s coworkers from Baby Daddy just yet. I think she spent a day on the set with Eddie on Monday because people were talking about how she tweeted less than 10 times from 5 am to 8 pm. After 8 pm she tweeted about how much fun she had spending the day by herself while Eddie went to work, like she was trying to make people believe that she wasn’t on the set of Baby Daddy with Eddie.

    Leann tweeted US Weekly’s 25 things you don’t know about me list on December 10, and it took blogs 9 days to notice it. A blog in Boston posted it on December 14, but 2 or 3 blogs just started posting about it today. Then Leann says that she makes money for the tabloids.

  38. msw says:

    That’s such a cute family card. I would think it is lovely if I didn’t know what horrible people LeAnn and Eddie are. Not a bad 25 Things either, on it’s face. Only the people paying attention would catch what a load of crap most of it is. If only LeAnn could be like that more often instead of stuffing her hoof in her mouth, but she can’t help herself, I suspect she’ll be back on the crazy express in a day or two.

  39. MY TWO CENTS says:

    Eddie gets some bit part on a show and everybody acts like he’s got a job! LOL. How pathetic is that for a man? Has been still cooing over him like he’s some heartthrob! You can just go on and on with the jokes about these two. Her pathetic one horse “tour” stopping in at casinos in nine or ten forgotten towns seems to be rolling along. Love how she says “thank you Manhattan for a great night”. LMAO. That’s Manhattan, KS not NY. I just know she is one of those obnoxiously arrogant people that everybody laughs about after they have walked away. You know the ones that act like everything they have done or will do is greater than anything you have ever done or will do, Low iq Eddie is just glad he married somebody that is so desparate to appear happy that she covers for him. Shouldn’t it be about time for bankruptcy court? These two have been circling the drain for years and she couldn’t have had that much left when she met him. Oh yeah, why does she never mention besties Lizzy and Elysa any more? Wouldn’t you like to hear their version of Leann Eddie truth?

  40. why? says:

    “24. I had to change my engagement ring setting because I kept bending the metal while banging my hand on my microphone.”

    Leann is her own worst enemy.

    1. August 2014:

    Leann’s fan: @leannrimes love your show!! How come you never wear your wedding ring? #justcurious

    Leann Rimes: @kmacrose my ring bent cause I bang my hand on the mic on stage. I was reworking it so it wouldn’t.

    2. December 11-12, 2013

    Leann Rimes: I just got the most wonderful early Christmas gift from my sweet hubby.

    Leann Rimes: @Tim_James27 well, it has to do with a diamond

    3. December 15, 2013

    Leann fan: @leannrimes thanks for taking time from family to share your gift with us! Much appreciated!

    Leann fan: @leannrimes “gift” has a double meaning here…I’m the one that asked about the bling! 😉

    Leann Rimes: Leann Rimes: @StaceyMaLaine haha too funny! Well, when it spins out of control w/ cray stories you’ll know the real one

    4. December 26, 2013

    Leann Rimes:@Vegaskimmy @GingerHines @irene_sybil it’s the same diamond just a different setting cause I broke my hand. AND I can’t wear it on stage cause I bang my hand on the mic very hard and it bends the gold. Pretty much that simple. Redesigning my bands now. @mantis7jewels

  41. maeliz says:

    If Eddie had left a beautiful letter, she would have made sure it was see everywhere.

    • sonia says:

      YES YES YES that’s what I was thinking. If Eddie does anything for her, it’s photoshopped to the hilt and blown up all over twitter. This “letter” didn’t happen.

  42. Michele says:

    Anything she has been gifted in the last five years, SHE HAS BOUGHT HERSELF. She’s married to an unemployed loser with a wandering peen. She herself is a has been. The End.

  43. mae says:

    Here is a truth…anyone I mean anyone who has to tell everyone on social media how blessed and happy they are over and over again is a NOT TRULY HAPPY person. Happy, blessed people just live their life and try blessing others lives as they live. My prayer for them…even just one of them is to wake up and start really, authentically living. In a humble and kind way. Peace!

  44. why? says:

    Leann Rimes: Would love to know who leannrimescib is on @Instagram If there’s anyone reading this who’s account that is or knows who it is let me know

    Leann Rimes: @EricaL025 I’ve filed everything I need 2 file w/ @instagram so I’m waiting to hear. It’s being investigated Someone could save the headache

    Is Leann playing the victim in hopes that Eddie would drop everything that he is doing, including “work”, and join her on tour? Leann is the one running the leannrimescib account. She had the leannrimescib instagram account directly linked to her twitter account because whenever she posted a photo to twitter, it would go directly to that leannrimescib instagram account too. The comments on the photos on the instagram account are the same exact thing she wrote when she posted it on twitter.

    When she created the second instagram account she made it so that the photos went to the new second account instead of the first account. Except on November 21. Leann must have had trouble keeping the two instagram accounts apart because when she tweet advertized for her Christmas EP on November 21, it went to the leannrimescib account instead of the new instagram account.

  45. why? says:

    Leann just keeps telling lie after lie after lie. If the leannrimescib instagram doesn’t belong to Leann because she only opened up her first instagram account on November 4, 2014, then how does Leann explain these tweets she made in 2011 and 2013? Someone on twitter found them. Why would Eddie call Leann the Instagram Queen last year, when according to the tweets she made this year, she just opened up an instagram account?

    1. Today

    Leann Rimes: Would love to know who leannrimescib is on @Instagram If there’s anyone reading this who’s account that is or knows who it is let me know

    Leann Rimes: @EricaL025 I’ve filed everything I need 2 file w/ @instagram so I’m waiting to hear. It’s being investigated Someone could save the headache

    2. November 2014

    Leann Rimes: I HAVE AN INSTAGRAM it’s official Finally got MY NAME back. 👍😊 it’s just my name…over on #instagram nothing posted yet, but soon GO FOLLOW

    Leann Rimes: This is IT!! My new official #instagram that’s blank at the moment

    Leann Rimes: Follow me on #instagram it’s LeAnn Rimes… #creative 😝 I’ve finally gone to the other side

    Leann Rimes: Can’t think of what to post as my first #instagram pic…. Thought and keep it clean lol

    3. July 6, 2013

    Leann Rimes: “@JJayCrossley love that you love photography as much as I do. Eddie calls me the Instagram queen”

    4. April 5, 2011

    Leannn Rimes:”Slightly addicted to the instagram app on the iPhone. Thx @lilamccann saw your pics in Aspen and got hooked :)-”

  46. Donna says:

    Her tour is in St. Charles tonight. Note to all those who keep referring to this as “Chicago”.
    No. St. Charles is not in Chicago.
    It is a pretty little Illinois town…NOT IN CHICAGO.
    Not even a suburb of Chicago.

  47. Donna says:

    Well, foot girl made it to the show. Her dad must be very loving to drive her hours to see her obsession. I do think that LR is very nice to foot girl, I’ll give her that.

  48. maeliz says:

    What is so great and unknown that someone can jump rope like a pro? Do people even take her pictures with or without a flash? If she was laying on the floor while writing her last bunch of albums, get the f*ck up. Does she use her slow cooker naked like she does while making pancakes? Ugh. She is too much. Fly away on a unicorn in another tornado