I didn’t realize that it had only been three months since Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner filed for divorce. This shiz was finalized in a hurry, perhaps because neither used a divorce attorney? Perhaps. Kris and Bruce separated in 2013, so they probably worked out the division of their joint assets throughout the course of the year, then Kris filed for divorce in September, and now everything is done. Like the marriage never even happened! Previously, Radar claimed the division of assets would favor Kris, but TMZ makes it sound like everything got split pretty equally. Especially considering they didn’t have a prenup and they’d been married for 20-plus years (California’s community property laws kick in, big time, after ten years).

Kris and Bruce Jenner have settled their divorced … TMZ has learned, and the goodies have been divided, with Bruce scoring several million from his ex. A L.A. County judge has signed the legal docs.

It’s about as clean a divorce as possible. As we previously reported, they did not sign a prenup. Kris gets the family house and they divided up various bank accounts and other assets. We’re told based on the settlement agreement … neither Kris nor Bruce will get spousal support. As for 17-year-old Kylie, she’s so close to becoming an adult they share joint custody and each parent will foot the bill while she’s with them.

Under the agreement, Kris has to pay Bruce $2.5 million to equalize things. Kris gets a 2012 Rolls-Royce Ghost, a 2014 Bentley and a 2014 Land Rover. Bruce gets a 2011 Porsche 997 Coupe, a 2013 Cadillac Escalade and a 2007 Harley motorcycle.

Kris filed for divorce in September, citing irreconcilable differences. She listed the date of separation as June 1, 2013. They each get to keep their airline miles.

It looks like the actual date they are legally allowed to tie the knot with someone else is March 23, 2015 … but the fat lady has sung. They’re on the market folks.

[From TMZ]

I kind of wonder if there was a bigger fight about who would get which car versus who would get custody of Kylie. For what it’s worth, I think all of the girls (the Kardashian and Jenner girls) seem to be pretty much Team Bruce. Bruce is going through some changes and everything, but his family seems extra supportive. As for Kris… it’s like she’s Dr. Frankenstein and Frankenstein’s Monster all in one. I imagine she’s going to spend the next five years trying to convince people that she’s just like her daughters. She’s going to “date” younger guys and have very public romances and they will all be featured on the show. Prepare yourselves. Lucifer and his favorite homegirl have cooked up something special. Oh, and Godspeed, Bruce. I hope you find some kind of peace after more than 20 years with Lucifer’s Homegirl.

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