– Why is Shiloh’s hair cut like a boy? (Update: because she’s a baby and her hair hasn’t grown in yet! I should have realized.) [PopSugar]
– Happy Birthday to Angelina Jolie [Evil Beet]
– Jay-Z supposedly asked Beyonce to marry him [DListed]
– Beyonce got wasted this weekend in London [Bossip]
– Obesity expert gets death threats for calling Jordin Sparks “the vision of unhealth.” Where was that expert when Ruben was on Idol? [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Knocked Up with Katherine Heigl is supposed to be as good as 40 Year Old Virgin, maybe better [Pajiba]
– Pamela Anderson in a one piece bathing suit in a new Vegas magic show (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Posh Spice and Cameron Diaz bond over their shoes [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Paris Hilton’s wax figure dressed in prison garb [Just Jared]
– Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck at a Red Sox game [ICYDK]
– Live blogging the MTV Movie Awards from a special “bloggers room,” where only Dane Cook and that chick from the Hills stopped by, and it doesn’t sound like they even had a catered spread [popbytes]
– Johnny Depp at the MTV Movie Awards [Bastardly]
– More Britney Spears bikini pictures. Proceed with caution [Hollywood Rag]
– Johnny Knoxville sued for $10.5 million for putting a guy’s pp in a mousetrap [The Grumpiest]
– Has Kim Kardashian always had an ass that big? [Agent Bedhead]
– Rolling Stone speculates on Amy Winehouse’s drug use [Mollygood]
– Robin Givens says Mike Tyson raped her [Rhymes with Snitch]
– Danny Bonaduche: how can a guy be so buff and so skeevy at the same time? [CityRag]
– Melissa Joan Hart gained some weight back [The Skinny Website]
– Paris Hilton’s last meal: egg salad sandwiches [CelebWarship]