Did Sean Penn have a romantic getaway with Charlize Theron’s stunt double?

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Here are some photos of Charlize Theron and Sean Penn out and about with Jackson last weekend. They were looking especially loved up, and just like a happy family. Sean does seem especially happy these days, like Charlize has given him a new lease on life. They’ve been back in LA for several months now, after spending a good chunk of 2014 in Africa filming a movie together. The tabloids kept claiming that Charlize and Sean argued and fought a lot while they were overseas, but those reports seemed false once they came back to California, looking stronger than ever. But now Radar/The Enquirer suggests that Sean was getting “romantic” with Charlize’s stunt double. Epic.

Sean Penn seems smitten with his stunning fiancée Charlize Theron, but a bombshell new report in The National ENQUIRER reveals that the veteran actor recently spent several “romantic” nights with a knockout beauty on the set of their new movie. Theron and Penn teamed up for the film The Last Face, but on-set spies tell The ENQUIRER that Penn spent a few evenings reading poetry to a stunning blonde — who was not Theron. Now that woman, Theron’s stunt double Fleur van Eeden, has opened up to The National ENQUIRER about their “romantic” nights together.

“I find Sean very sexy still, even though he’s older,” the 30-year-old told the magazine.

Theron, 39, stars in the movie, which Penn directed. But the actress was miles away when Penn, 54, invited van Eeden to listen to him recite his poetry around a bonfire at a remote campsite.

“Charlize didn’t come. I was alone with Sean and a few crew [members]. It was awesome,” van Eeden divulged. “They put up a tented camp for the crew, and offered Sean the guesthouse. But he refused and insisted on sleeping with us.”

“One night we all stood ’round a bonfire, and suddenly Sean said, ‘I want to read you my poems, my private collection. Would you mind?’ It was phenomenal – awesome – under the big starry sky. He’s a great poet, a very deep, romantic guy.”

“For five nights, he read us five poems at a time. I was entranced,” she said. “He’d written them over the years, and they were very deep – about his life and losses. He’s so romantic, and sad as well.”

[From Radar]

….AND? Is that it? Sean went camping with Charlize’s stunt double and a few crew members and Sean took Fleur aside to read her poetry? I mean, were they having sex while he recited the poetry? Granted, it doesn’t look (or sound) good and Sean’s sexual history definitely suggests that there’s something going on, with this woman or someone else. But it sounds like he really was just reading poetry to this lady. OMG SCANDAL.

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  1. India says:

    He is so gross looking. Big fat gut. WTF does she see in him?

    • Tippy says:

      There’s obviously more to Sean Penn than meets the eye.

    • Leftovers says:

      Body shaming much?

      • Joy says:

        I’m so over the overly sensitive use of the word “shaming” all the time.

      • kcarp says:

        Ok I could see body “shaming” if she was picking on some woman walking down the street. But Sean Penn? Come on now. At best he is a miserable douche bag.

        I am sorry if I am shaming all the other douche bags of the world.

        So over the shaming stuff.

    • Jag says:

      India, I agree with you. His horrible abuse against women just makes it even worse to me.

      • Rhiley says:

        I agree that I think Charlize Theron is putting herself, and her son, in a very abusive situation. Sean Penn has a raised an entitled racist brat in his son, Hopper. As much as I like Robin Wright, I guess she condones that sort of behavior, or perhaps, she didn’t know how to stop it. But Hopper casually spouted out the n word in his father’s presence. Even Hopper’s “apology” blamed the black man for the reason Hopper called him the n word. Poor Jackson is going to be raised around angry, violent, selfish men.

        Also, about Sean Penn’s stomach- it looks as though his liver may be distended.

    • beep says:

      Wasn’t he just like really buff ? He gained the beer belly fast.

    • Mispronounced Name Dropper says:

      @India: He’s one of the best actors of his generation and he also has a lot of compassion for people. He assisted relief efforts after Katrina, he does a lot of humanitarian work in Haiti and he also used his profile to speak out against America’s immoral invasion of Iraq. For some reason his critics ignore these facts.

      • MC2 says:

        I’m aware of his good deeds but every coin has two sides. He also tied up his wife, abused her for hours & is known to violentally go off the handle. So he has done many good deeds but he also appears to be a jacka&$ as well.

      • Mispronounced Name Dropper says:

        @MC2: India asked what she saw in him. So I pointed out what she would see in him. Obviously we all have feet of clay. Even the much loved Brad Pitt is an incredibly shallow man who has only ever gone out with conventionally attractive women.

    • Mary says:

      so damn funny and true!

  2. Mzizkrizten says:

    It sounds like he read the poems to everyone.

    • Sixer says:

      That’s what I took from it, too. She said, “For five nights, he read us five poems at a time”. Us, not me. So they all sat round the campfire and listened to Sean’s doggerel. Mock the pretension, by all means, since I doubt he has the soul of a poet, but I don’t think we can extrapolate Theron-a-like shenanigans.

    • jinni says:

      Exactly. She even said there were other people around during these “intimate” evenings together. This romance must of occurred entirely in this chick’s head because it doesn’t sound like anything scandalous happened.

    • Louise177 says:

      Nothing indicates that Sean was ever alone with this woman. Even the woman keeps saying that there other people with them.

    • AntiSocialButterfly says:

      Exactly. Big whoop.

    • GingerCrunch says:

      Poor people.

  3. GiGi says:

    Haha! If there’s one thing that would have me heading for the hills it would be having a man recite poetry at length. But it fits with Sean Penn’s seeming complete self absorption. And I even like the guy, lol!

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      Lol, I was thinking the same. Not even beautiful poetry by a famous poet, but his own poetry. Ugh. Talk about a captive audience. This stunt double is sucking up for all it’s worth, though.

      • jinni says:

        I bet they were wishing he would have stayed in the guesthouse instead of having to hear him recite.

      • Tippy says:

        Yeah, it’s probably not a good idea to go wandering away from the bonfire at night in the African wilderness.

    • greenmonster says:

      Exactly!

      I’m sorry, but if a guy wants to read poetry to me I have to leave. Unless he wants to read a Limmerick.

    • Azurea says:

      Epic narcissist. Reading his “deep” poetry to people, 5 poems at a time? Gah!

  4. Abigail says:

    Yes, when did he get that gut? I remember him as skinny.

  5. Carlos T. Jackal says:

    Charlize, you know you could do SO much better than full-time sourpuss Sean Penn. Don’t wait around for him to start hitting you (and he will). Get out while you can!

  6. BengalCat2000 says:

    I always hated when the guy I was interested in wanted to read me his poetry, song lyrics, screenplays, or books. It’s just, I don’t know, I always wanted to yell, “stfu and do me!” but no, you have to be nice, ugh.

  7. bette says:

    Stupid girl will probably lose her job. You don’t swoon over your meal ticket’s boyfriend!

  8. A.Key says:

    “One night we all stood ’round a bonfire, and suddenly Sean said, ‘I want to read you my poems, my private collection. Would you mind?”

    AAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

    O.M.G.

    *major eyeroll*

    What the hell Charlize, what the hell…. WTF are you doing with this lameass egotistical wife-beating loser?

    • Chris says:

      Can you imagine saying this to a group of people? “Poems, from My Private Collection.”
      If this is true, this is amazing. An early Valentine’s gift to the Celebitchy community.
      Thank you Sean!

  9. Maria says:

    i thought having sex with him would be disgusting but i’d rather have sex with him than hear his “poems”

    • marjiscott says:

      At least you know if you did have sex, it would be over a lot quicker thatn reading his nightly five “poems”..

  10. Hautie says:

    I suspect they are a lot more alike… than anyone here wants to admit.

    Just think of that ugly moment, she had with the Tia Mowry. Simply because Tia spoke to her briefly. Charlize is a total pill. So I completely get why she is drawn to man, that is just as big as pill as her.

    They complete each other. 🙂

    But I am much more interested in that tiny wiglet, that Sean is wearing there. He looks to have all his own hair. Except for that tiny circular patch up front. That is a different texture and color of the rest of his head.

    I have no issues with men doing the store bought hair thing. Either with wigs, extensions, transplants… or that can of fuzzy spray on hair stuff.

    But dang.

    If you are going to do it. Spend the money and get the best piece of matching hair, that you can.

  11. scout says:

    Sean is looking like old bag of flub. He is lucky to have Charlize, hope he won’t mess that up too. Fool.

  12. Chesty LaRue says:

    I would send my stunt double to listen to his shitty poetry too.

  13. Jade says:

    Why is the stunt double risking her career talking about this? Super weird…

    • jen2 says:

      But if it was a group outing, I don’t see the problem. The whole reading poetry thing is kind of odd, but still done in a group. It does not say what the mix of men to women in the group were, so maybe I just don’t get the fuss.

    • Tippy says:

      Good stunt doubles are hard to find, especially for someone like Charlize Theron.

      It’s clear that nothing romantic took place between Ms. van Eeden & Penn.

      The story makes Penn look good and Charlize is probably happy for that.

    • santana says:

      because a stunt double gets more money selling (real, IMO) stories to tabloids than doing actual stunts. And not being an actor, she’ll get hired anyway.

    • Tara says:

      I don’t think she was trying to be scandalous. She’s a foreigner who probably doesn’t know much about the National Enquirer. She was just trying to say something nice about Sean Penn and the National Enquirer desperately tried to make something out of it. I love how they are trying to stress how hot she is too. That girl has nothing on Charlize Theron. Lol.

  14. greenmonster says:

    And somewhere in the land of television Miranda Hobbes says: “Ick.”

  15. smee says:

    The ego on this guy is HUGE (and he may be hiding it under his shirt)!

    Can you image – he’s got a captive audience of “co-workers” – what the hell else are they going to say to the “star” when he says ‘I want to read you my poems, my private collection. Would you mind?’ They want their jobs so, of course, it’s an enthusiastic YES! I would have worried about getting a severe case of the giggles while he was reciting his deep thoughts.

  16. Green Is Good says:

    I know it’s already been said, but:

    What the Hell does Charlize see in him??

    • santana says:

      What does she sees? A leading role in his next movie…that’s all she sees. As soon as the movie is out and maybe getting awards attention this stunt will be over

  17. ncboudicca says:

    Hm, Charlize is looking sort of like Camilla, Duchess of Windsor in that pic on the home page, isn’t she? Is it just me?

  18. kri says:

    Five nights, five poms a night, by Sean Penn. Jesus. I thought Scientology sounded awful. I would have tough time deciding. I will take the plank for two hundred, Alex.

  19. Cindy says:

    Ugh. Those poor crew members, I bet he went on for hours too.

  20. Bananapants says:

    My concept of hell is having Sean Penn recite his poetry to me around a bonfire at a remote campsite.

  21. FingerBinger says:

    Non story. They didn’t even do anything.

  22. vauvert says:

    I am side-eyeing the whole thing. If she imagined that this was in some way a romantic night spent with her, what’s to say she did not make up the poetry reading too?? And if she wants to go around talking about her boss making a pass at her, unless it were true (and in a camp with a group of people, there would have been witnesses) she will promptly find herself without a job…

  23. lily says:

    These pictures today she seems masculine or maternal I can’t decide. Either way she comes across as the alpha in the relationship.

  24. ella says:

    It doesn’t even sound like “he took Fleur aside” as written above… she was in a group of people to whom he read poetry (i.e., held captive). What a non-story.

    On a separate note, regarding the shaming comment. It’s been open season on Penn’s ham face (face shaming?) and ugly ‘tude (personality shaming?), so why not his big gut? It’s celebitchy!!

    Finally, Charlize is giving me Taylor Swift vibes in the 3rd photo.

  25. Scarlet Pimpernel says:

    I’m not feeling it between them – seems a very cold place their relationship.

  26. Tara says:

    So ladies and gentlemen if you are paying attention the big scandal here is Sean Penn reads poetry to a group of crew members. Lol.

  27. Jonesy says:

    The only way I would listen to Sean Penn recite his poetry, is if he did it in his “Spicoli” voice.
    “Duuuude! It totally rhymes!” 😀

  28. FlowerintheAttic says:

    post coital poem reading and guitar playing make me want to run away as fast as I can. Nothing worse than a dude breaking out his guitar to play you songs…..I want to evaporate when that happens.

  29. Jayna says:

    Bull. Sean is a puppy dog and Charlize is leading him around by a leash. He is so smitten with her. He doesn’t have eyes for anyone else —– at this point.

  30. Aww says:

    This is really annoying: just because someone was born stunning like Charlize, they don’t HAVE to only date perfect-looking people to satisfy the crowds. It’s reversed prejudice. Have you ever got a sense that some “well-meaning” friend or relative is hinting to you: “oh, you can do so much better…”? It’s like – what the hell? Maybe Penn doesn’t look ideal but she likes him, enjoys being with him and it’s her choice. Her beauty is not her defining quality.

  31. yep says:

    I wouldn’t worry about her. Charlize is from South Africa and a Boer to boot. Her mom killed Charlizes dad when he came after them. So as for Sean getting rid of his guns..I think he was worried for his own safety.. lol..
    Shes a 5 star bitch and a perfect match for Sean.

    • Tara says:

      She’s not a 5 star bitch, she’s just a strong woman who doesn’t take any shit and has a dry sense of humor like one of the guys. But being beautiful and intimidating gets you labeled a bitch even if the people who actually know her and worked with her talk about how cool and down to earth she is.