Brooklyn Decker & Kate Upton at the VF Oscar party: who looked best?

Kate Upton

Kate Upton skipped the Oscar parties last year, but she’s back with a little black dress that was beautiful but understated. I understand her desire to dress down when hob-nobbing with Hollywood types. Kate’s known for her body, but she wants to be taken seriously too. She wants more acting roles that don’t involve jogging in a bikini. She’s carrying a Salvatore Ferragamo clutch.

Kate Upton

Rosie Huntington-Whitely doesn’t mind playing up the va-voom factor. Her acting career started before Kate’s but hasn’t gone anywhere. Rosie wore a vampy Alexandre Vauthier couture gown with plenty of side cutouts and dramatic sequins. The dress looks like it’s made of liquid.

Rosie Huntington Whitely

Brooklyn Decker wore an out-of-place white satin gown, which is an odd choice and very bridal. Actually, this is a more mature version of my elementary school choir dress.

Brooklyn Decker

Leslie Mann did mother-of-the-bride with a white Armani pantsuit. That’s not a knock against her age. I’m speaking only to the outfit.

Leslie Mann

Selena Gomez looks half asleep in Louis Vuitton. Poor thing got bored by her own dress. I’m just happy she’s not pulling the Lolita look.

Selena Gomez

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28 Responses to “Brooklyn Decker & Kate Upton at the VF Oscar party: who looked best?”

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  1. MonicaQ says:

    Kate Hudson wants to act?! Those commercials where she’s asking you to “be her champion” for that crappy pay-to-win phone app game was enough to make me dread seeing her in a movie.

  2. Rachel says:

    HW’s dress is insane. Wow. But close your mouth, dear. Seriously. Close your mouth.

    That pantsuit ate Leslie’s feet… tailoring. It’s important.

  3. Sarah says:

    Selena looks very puffy, right?

    • Kitten says:

      Yeah…this is not a good look on her, it’s just too extra with the heavy hair and heavy dress that seems to be swallowing her up-this look is really weighing her down in a bad way.

    • LizLemonGotMarried says:

      YES! It doesn’t even look like coke bloat, it looks like a 3 day heavy-carb bender. (My favorite kind of bender.)

  4. scout says:

    I love Kate Upton’s baby face, girl looks great there.

  5. QQ says:

    I Really really Loved Leslie Mann’s Jewelry in motion Is My type of thing and also I much Much MUUUCHHH prefer this pantsuit to the Bat Mitzvah of the 50’s Fashions she was doing at her movie promotions

    I also Prefer Kate Upton’s Boobs Up away and Bolstered where I can’t see em… Makes her look proportionate and not like she is smuggling cantaloupes and getting tired by the second

    • briargal says:

      Yup–glad to see the blonde bimbo’s boobs completely covered for a change! There is more to life than showing your only asset all the time!

    • kri says:

      Jewels on Leslie are fab-is that an emerald? And yes, those pants need tailored. Bad/no fit ruins it big time.

  6. Beckysuz says:

    Not to hate but I just don’t get why Kate Upton is a thing. She’s pretty yes….but so bland and uninteresting. Like cold oatmeal that one

  7. dr mantis toboggan says:

    Brooklyn Decker looks a little like ( I will never call her princess) Charlene in the face.
    Can’t wait for selena to go away.

  8. M.J. says:

    Kate looks better by far. This is one of her better red carpet looks. She looks really good!

  9. serena says:

    I like Kate’s dress but her whole looks is a bit undone, I would have liked for her to wear a big sparkly necklace.
    Also why Rosie Huntington-Whitely NEVER closes her mouth ? Does she think it’s sexy? It’s not.

    • StumpyCorgi says:

      Yeah, I’m tired of the open mouth “oh, you surprised me during sex” pose. It ruins the whole look for me.

  10. Otaku fairy says:

    I absolutely love Rosie Huntington-Whitely’s liquid black-green dress. I even saved it as a pattern. I like Selena’s dress too, but she does not look like she wants to be there. In her interview with V magazine she sort of implies that she’s finally done with Bieber. I hope it’s for good this time.

  11. it'sjustblanche says:

    I love Kate Upton. She’s not particularly talented but as a fellow member of the big boob family, I feel a sort of kinship.

    Leslie Mann I do not get. How is this woman getting rolls? She’s average looking at best and she whines every line I’ve ever heard her utter. She reminds me of the PTA mom that you hate but everyone is nice to because . . . she’s the PTA mom.

  12. I Choose Me says:

    I want to like Rosie’s and Kate Upton’s dresses but I’m just not feeling it. A big UGH, to all the rest.

  13. Sarah says:

    Hmm… so, in my (totally unprofessional) opinion:
    Kate – dull and unflattering
    Rosie – close your mouth!
    Brooklyn – I kind of like this… why do I like this?
    Leslie – not a fan of the silk vest top, looks like nightwear
    Selena – swamped! So much fabric

  14. Abby says:

    Kate’s makeup and hair look beautiful. I like Rosie’s dress. Hate Brooklyns dress– maybe if it was another color. I like Leslie and Selena’s outfits.

  15. Greek Chic says:

    Rosie’s dress is

  16. JenniferJustice says:

    I want to know what Rosie Huntington Whitely’s workout regime is. Her arms and shoulders/whole upper torso is amazing.

  17. Loren says:

    Why is Brooklyn decker still around… Is she riding her “fame” from that Adam sander movie like 5 yrs ago? Is she a model? She lives in my neighborhood, I’m about to walk over there and tell her she needs a new stylist. Terrible dress.

  18. MisJes says:

    Rosie is hands-down one of the most gorgeous women I’ve ever seen.

  19. Veronica says:

    Kate and Rosie win this one. I have a soft spot for Upton and her dogged insistence on working her way through the Hollywood machine.