Remember how Justin Timberlake cropped his wife’s head out of their big pregnancy announcement Instagram? Yeah. Justin was criticized in some quarters for that, as he should have been. It was yet another reminder that everything in Justin Timberlake’s life is all about Justin Timberlake, and even his wife is just a headless incubator for Justin Timberlake’s baby. So Justin heard those criticisms and he decided to make a bold move: he actually posted his wife’s face on his social media. SHOCKING!
Sure, it’s a grainy photo and you can barely make out Jessica Biel’s features. And sure, Biel is off-center, near the bottom of the photo, almost like she’s an afterthought. But hey, at least Justin posted his wife’s face for the first time ever on his social media. That’s something, right?! He posted the Instagram with the message: “Happy Bday to the sweetest, most GORGEOUS, goofiest, most BAD-ASS chick I know. You make me smile ’til it hurts. I love you like crazy! –Your Huz.” Of course, he doesn’t love her enough to actually take her on a babymoon that they could both enjoy – he took her to a ski resort last month, so he could ski and she could… watch?
Jessica is actually on location in new Orleans these days. She’s working on The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea. Justin was in New Orleans a few days ago too (I’m not sure if he’s still there) and he stopped by the set and everything! Go here to see some photos. They also stepped out for a double-date with Mary Steenburgen and Ted Danson – go here to see those pics.
Photos courtesy of JT’s Instagram, WENN.
What an interesting photo to choose — especially for HER day. Does he not have a nice little solo photo of HER?
Also, his face is weird, right? Like… Awkward and forced? To me, there is nothing natural about this picture.
Seriously, what a jerk.
Don’t be silly. What’s the use of a photo of just your SO? What could you even use it for?
I can’t believe that he’s not able to post a normal photo of the two of them. Seriously, it looks like he’s belittling her…again.
Maybe it’s a joke? It is so blurred (heavily filtered) and barely looks like her.
And his caption sounds like one my friends in high school would use for their friend’s birthday.
They don’t even look married in that pic. I have super lovey dovey couples, but if you’re going to post a comment like that, shouldn’t you tag a picture where you guys look like you have chemistry?
He has to dominate
Miss BB: Bingo! I find that photo every bit as disturbing as the headless photo.
What a knob.
Agreed!
That’s how I felt when I first saw the pic last night. I immediately thought it was an odd pose for him and then she’s sitting down at the bottom corner. Idk I don’t really care either way but there has to be a better pic of these two then this right?
I think they were reenacting the other headless Jessica photo he posted of his head on her belly. This time it’s Jessica’s head on his stomach- that’s why she’s laughing.
I nominate them for Awkward Family Photos! Weird as usual.
Haha! I second your nomination.
I wonder how this relationship is even working? They must not spend much time together.
Weird effing picture to choose. He’s such a 5 year old.
i thought it was sweet but as usual people will pick apart every little thing. FYI they have a house out in Big Sky Montana and are here EVERY winter. Our local news said there are rumors of them wanting to raise the baby here.
Maybe Biel might want to raise them there, but I highly doubt it. Pippy lives for attention, and Biel lives for swanning about acting as if she owns everything. I doubt living in some back-of-beyond town isolated with their kid is going to do it for either of them.
He definitely seems like a selfish dbag, but I feel like people are reading into these pictures a little too much. In my opinion, the birthday picture he posted of her is cute and candid.
Is it possible that maybe she didn’t want her face shown in the picture of him kissing her stomach?
I completely agree, she seems to be very happy with him.
that baby bump pic is a very common one. I’ve seen it all the time with people who aren’t famous. But because it’s Justin people lose it and go on rants
I think people are too sensitive about too many thins that doesn’t concern them tbh. Jessica seems to be happy with him and so far no cheating rumors, so maybe she doesn’t ive a tiny rats ass about begin cropped out of the photo? Not every woman is a poor little thing stuck in a crappy marriage IMO>
Everyone here believes every negative rumor ever written about them without considering the source. Anything positive was planted by their reps. People have a narrative for them and forget how unreliable tabloids that post fake sonogram pics on their cover are.
I laughed when i saw the picture- she’s shoved into the bottom corner. Of course. But she doesnt seem unhappy with him, so maybe she sees something I don’t.
@Kaiser next Hallloween I am going as The Headless Incubator…it will be awesome. I can strap fake baby inside a plexi-glass case and somehow harness the whole lot, Look how happy Jessica looks just to be permitted to bask (at dick box level) in JT’s presence…ugh.
nice pic for this business arrangement
The way he looks at her and what he wrote is so cute. Some people just complain about everything.
Some of my friends have taken pictures of the husband kissing the belly of the wife with the face not showing. Like father and child. Nothing new. In the birthday picture, I her face is in the center, his is at the very top, half missing.
I think there is a lot of conjecture based on a few pictures. Please let us all be more than our Instagram photos.
+100000000
Exactly.
It just looks like he is one short step away from grabbing her head and shoving her face in his crotch. Ugg.
For her bday she gets to give him a beej.
This is going up there with the kirk cameron birthday subway sandwiches photo for hilari-sturbing for me.
My mind always sways to the Dbag end of the spectrum when it comes to JT. My first thought was, he cut out her body this time bc she’s big pregnant. He’s the type that would stop hitting it until she’s her perfect size 4 again. Hope not, but he is abysmal.
All I can think of is maybe she doesn’t WANT to be in the pictures I mean I know he is a d-bag but come on I tell people to crop me out of stuff all the dang time lol I loathe them
Well he HAD to post of a photo of her HEAD since it was cropped in the other photo… he must be thinking “Geez, how about a little you’re welcome people?”
She’s down there, he looking DOWN to her, the hand on her shoulder, the expression on his face… oh the analyses that could be done on this one and none of that would be that positive! It looks like he’s with this picture, these gestures saying “ok, you can come to the pic this time, but stay where you belong, at my feet, as low as you can get”.