Kim Kardashian posted this photo ^^ on her Instagram yesterday because she wanted to spread the gospel of contouring. CB is always trying to educate me about makeup because I really don’t know what I’m talking about (I wear makeup very, very rarely). I think for Kim, “contouring” is code for “trying to make my tweaked face look like it’s not made of plastic.” Or maybe I’m wrong, because Kim does love that plastic Barbie look. Literally. She would love to be as hairless and manufactured as possible. Anyway, I think whatever is going on with Kim’s nose is ridiculous.
Meanwhile, on Sunday night’s episode of KUWTK, Kanye apparently lashed out at Kim’s trainer. The trainer had told her that her dream of getting back down to 120 lbs was a pipe dream, basically. So Kanye went and yelled at the trainer. Which… eh. Does Kanye really care about Kim’s weight? One of the few things I liked about their relationship was that Kanye seemed to prefer Kim when she’s a little bit heavier. I guess not.
Kim also posted some cute photos of North going on an Easter Egg Hunt. That was one of my favorite things when I was a kid! What is it about Easter Egg Hunts? They’re amazing. I’d much rather hunt for eggs/candy than dress up for Halloween.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Kim’s Instagram.
So, “Northie” is pretty damn adorable.
OMG she really is. Pics of her take all the snark out of my sails.
She is precious. I’m with Lobbit. I can’t be snarky about her as much as I despise her parents.
She is! I might eye-roll myself into a seizure over her parents, but she is so cute.
That little girl is too cute!
My only slight snark is hoping Kris never sinks her claws into her. She’s a perfectly adorable little girl.
Yes, that picture of her in her car seat is ADORABLE.
Like they call her “Northie”…cute, as cute as she is. One adorable little toddler.
Want to call attention to the top picture of Kim…see the OBVIOUS white vertical line down the center of her nose as well as the white horizontal line across her nose above her nostrils. Too funny…makeup is everything…and I wouldn’t have noticed except that I saw a show today about this camouflage effect, as though all the plastic surgery weren’t enough. Can no longer deal with Kim’s narcissism, photoshopping, filtering, “me” attitude…at this point, I am ready to toss my lunch.
“Northie,” you deserve so much more, and I hope you grow up to be a secure woman who doesn’t have to focus on only herself and her appearance, spending days taking “selfies, ” and concentrating on nothing but her appearance–I can’t even imagine such a shallow life, even though we are subjected to it day after day via your mother.
What happened to the nickname: Nori? I wonder.
@swack, I wondered that, too! “Nori” was going to be THE name, wasn’t it?
Maybe Kim forgot her name and the nannies didn’t want to correct her.
It’s too early for that Jupiter Ascending picture of Kim.
But North is adorable and I can’t wait to take my little cousins on the Easter Egg Hunt this weekend. Too cute.
Of course the child is happy and smiling. She’s outdoors, being stimulated and actually doing something instead of sitting on a lap watching a fashion show.
Thank you for pointing that out. I pay very little attention to these idiots (the adults) but I’ve read some negative articles aimed at North. The one that bothered me the most was calling North an out of control brat compared to perfect little Harper Beckham. There’s a two year age difference! It was just so mean spirited.
I’ve taught myself how to contour and highlight… Let me tell you, it works like MAGIC.
I am able to thin out and even out my nose and give myself a chin (mine is naturally weak). Truly is a way to fake a facial nip/tuck.
Disclaimer: I don’t do this look every day. It’s just for big parties etc.
Contouring looks AWESOME for big events, photography, and nights out on the town. I love it – but I laugh SO hard when I see women walk into meetings at the corporate level with a fully contoured face in daylight. It’s so obvious and unnatural under fluorescent lighting (which is no one’s friend in the first place!)
Yes. People need to realize that Kim gets professionals to contour her face. If you try to do it yourself you can end up looking really scary. It takes a lot of practice and good technique and most importantly great lighting !
Her car seat straps are not tight enough.
Yes! I’m also pretty sure she should still be in a rear facing carseat
Guys, don’t make me defend Kim…but I have a picture of my niece that looks like this that I took from the doorway of the car after I strapped her in, in her rear facing car seat. So to play devil’s (daughter’s ) advocate, she MIGHT be in a rear facing seat.
With that being said, she’s definitely not strapped in tight enough.
My daughter is North’s age and forward faces. The child has to be a minimum of 1 or over 22 lbs to be forward facing.
I’m a car seat freak.
The chest clip is not visible so she’s either using a foreign seat or it’s down on her belly where it can cause internal damage during a crash.
Legally, she probably is okay to be forward facing(1 year old, 22 pounds, walking). But ideally she would rearface for a minimum of 2 years.
I absolutely hate that car seat safety is not properly in movies or by stars. Teen Mom is the worst!
It is recommended that a toddler be rear-facing until the age of 2. Also, there is a piece that should be up across the chest instead of down by the belly.
KK and Kanye seem obsessed with Europe. I would not be surprised to hear that they’re illegally using a foreign seat in the US. They do not have chest clips but the straps are too loose. The one on the left is sliding off of her shoulder
Isn’t the recommendation age 2 or if they exceed the height and weight requirements on the back of the car seat?
Minimum of 2! Ideally as close to 4 as possible because of something about the spine not fusing properly until then so the risk of internal decapitation is a lot higher.
There are videos to show the impact of crashing while rearfacing versus forward
Its a Maxi Cosi Pria 70 carseat. They sell them at Babies R Us.
I’m so glad y’all said it… because I was thinking it. Every time I see a picture of a child in their car seat, I’m always looking to make sure the chest clip is in its proper place.
And that didn’t take long.
What didn’t take long? Sorry but a child not in a car seat properly or not in one at all is wrong. This could be anyone and someone should let that person know how to properly use the car seat
No kidding, Florc. Maybe, just maybe, she hasn’t been strapped into her seat yet? They might have decided to take a pic first?
Maybe they weren’t driving yet so she didn’t want to make the straps too tight. Don’t you guys ever think you’re too quick to judge? It’s not even like we saw her driving like this
Sanctimommy says what? And also: that car seat is not proper. lololol
I’m sad to say I came over here to comment about the car seat. Front facing before two… straps too loose and buckle too low! Dangerous for the kiddo! Sorry, I’m done.
ETA I was too late! y’all beat me to it.
North for president. She’s adorable and she’s wearing white!
All the contouring in the world isn’t going to hide that terrible nose job.
How does her skin breathe under all that Spackle?
I think she had another nose job recently, possibly why she went blonde to throw the attention off her new tweaks.
I agree about her nose job and the blonde hair to make people not notice. I said the exact same thing in one of the first posts about Kim’s hair horror.
North is adorable. I’m not really interested in Kim’s pancake makeup tips.
North looks really happy and cute. Yah!
I think contouring looks so ridiculous. It looks like…hey, I made the sides of my nose darker because you are so stupid you will see that as my having a thin nose! Because, I have no life beyond my mirror! And I’m not fake looking enough without it! Blech.
I don’t understand why Kim contours anyways. She’s already slimmed her nose down so much. She’s also slimmed her face down quite a bit. Her head is now really out of proportion to her body.
It just seems like so much….work.
I didn’t start wearing real makeup (I mean beyond just brown eyeliner) until my twenties. I remember having so much fun playing around with all that stuff, and this was before the days of contouring, youtube beauty vids, fiber lashes, fullips, and all the other crazy things you can find these days.
Now at age 36, it’s all I can do to put on mascara and some gloss before I go to work. I’m just bored by it all.
The amount of stuff women can now do to distort their looks is insane. You can make yourself look completely different. I don’t know how I feel about that. Females (not all) have become so fake. How did this happen? Poor men…. they are very limited in how they can distort their looks lol.
Your response made me think, though, Kitten. I have always loved makeup, so maybe I would have been contouring, too, if it had been popular when I was young. Idk. I just think makeup should enhance your face, not BE your face. If that makes sense.
@Word-Very true. Extensions, colored contact lenses, injections, contouring, and on and on. I can understand putting on some fun makeup for the occasional night out, but I would freak out having layers of stuff on my face every day. Plus I’d be so insecure about people seeing me without it, lest they see the Real Me (!) lol
@GNAT-“I just think makeup should enhance your face, not BE your face.”
YES! Like, I want my boyfriend to recognize me when I take my makeup off. lol
Also, I don’t like it when people can see junk on my face–I like seeing my real skin and my real features.
I don’t know..maybe I’m just old.
Yes you do get to the point where you don’t want people to see you without it all on.I am 51 and have been doing make up since I was 12.It was easy for me to contour because I could do art since I was four.I finally got tired of doing it all the time.But I still have a tendency to hide behind sunglasses if it is not on.I hate to say it but people respond to you a lot differently when it is on compared to when it’s off.
Kim’s face looks so ridiculous at this point but North is such a cutie <3
On a side note: Why does Kim always use "would" when she's refering to something that happened in the past? As a non-native English speaker this confuses me so much. Is that correct English? Or slang? Why doesn't she just write "She didn't stop talking about it all night"? Help pls!
I’m not sure if it’s correct grammar or not, but more likely it’s just awkward wording. However, maybe North was asked to stop talking about it and “wouldn’t”? haha
I agree with you, though — “didn’t” instead of “wouldn’t” works better in that sentence.
I doubt if correct grammar ranks very highly on the Kardashians’ priority list.
Can they even spell list?
Grammar Snob here!
There is nothing wrong with Kim’s use of wouldn’t in this context. It’s called the past hypothetical conditional and is used in English to imagine a different scenario than the one that took place.
Thanks, HurryUp! I admire those who know their grammar facts! I only know enough to be dangerous, unfortunately. 😉
I think that technically, Kim should say North “did not stop talking about it.” You can say “would” if the circumstances are not real. “If North were a dog, she would have barked at it.” North isn’t a dog, so you can use would. But since the circumstances Kim speaks of are real, she should have said “north didn’t stop talking about it all night.” However, it’s a common error, and most Americans probably wouldn’t even notice. (see what I did there?)
I see it! haha Thanks, GNAT!
You’re welcome. It was a terrible explanation! Lol
It’s common enough phrasing in this particular context (the phrase “wouldn’t stop talking about it”) that it might not mean anything.
But often the subjunctive use in English can point to deception, as police analysts have discovered. “I would never do that” instead of “I didn’t do that” is a construction often used by someone who is lying and really did “do that”. In Kim’s case, since the Selfie Queen doesn’t seem to be in any of the pictures with Nori and the eggs (has anyone seen otherwise?), it’s possible she uses the subjunctive because she is actually reporting what the nanny told her and trying to make it sound as though she experienced it herself (the egg hunt event plus Nori’s nonstop talking about it). Kim is a pathological liar, so the odds of her lying about anything are very high. If Khloe or Kourtney said the same thing, it would be very unlikely that they would lie about it. But Kim lies so much, in particular about Nori, that it is reasonable to suspect everything she says.
Love your thoughts, jwoolman!
Oh my god, that close up of Kim’s face is TERRIFYING. Seriously, from a distance I never think she looks *that* bad when everyone cries plastic surgery, but when it’s all right up there in your face, jeez. And she’s promoting this as a good look we should all aspire to? No thanks.
I can’t believe she’s not done applying makeup in that top pic. Sheesh–how many more layers?!?!?!
She neglected to mention she doesn’t do her own make-up. She admitted she doesn’t even know how to curl her own hair. This girl literally sits around and has everyone do everything for her all day…including taking care of her kid for her.
I read the quote yesterday. Kanye basically told the trainer if he (Kanye) says Kim needs to lose more weight then the trainer HAD to find a way to make it happen. It struck me as being more of a power/ego thing then a comment on Kim’s weight. If the almighty Kanye West says it’s so then it is so!
He also said that if she needed to lose fat between her toes, then the trainer should find a way to lose that toe weight. He is so delusional.
A trainer can do a lot, but how can he or she make this woman lose weight? She has to control what she puts in her mouth.
Why can’t king Kanye help her lose any weight? They say they’re having sex 500 times a day, that’s a lot of exercise if it’s true. Maybe all that sex is making her muscular, and muscle weighs more than fat
The funny thing is why would she be trying to lose weight when she’s trying to get pregnant ???
I don’t watch the show, but that sounds about right. Though I also think Kanye is obsessed with image, and he wants his women to have a certain look.
Need I bring up his old song “The New Workout Plan?” With lines like “all them mocha lattes, you gotta do pilates” and “eat your salad, no dessert, get that man you deserve” …. I wouldn’t be surprised if he actually does prefer her slimmer.
Kanye should be seeing a trainer as well then. He’s not the most in shape guy either.
If “Creepy Alien” look is what she’s going for with the “kontouring,” she absolutely nailed it.
Kims spider lashes must be hard to keep open. North looks happy being around kids her age
Shouldn’t the headline read ‘Publicity Hunt’?
Yes. Tori Spelling style.
There isn’t a single photo of Kim with North on this egg hunt. Good job Nanny.
Finally someone notes
How long does Kims makeup take to remove? I can’t imagine what they have to use toget it all off
Awww! Nori smiles ! Cho cute.
Oh my goodness. That last picture of North in the car seat. Such a beautiful little girl with such a happy smile!
The car seat police in me wants to point out that she shouldn’t be forward facing, and the belt isn’t on her right, but they were likely NOT moving when the picture was taken, so I will assume the belt was fixed.
Still pretty girl and NOT in black!
Kim was not with North. No way was she there or SHE would have been in the pics. Nanny took her and sent the pics to Kim. What a phony she is.
Is that why North looks so happy? Because Ice Queen wasn’t around to tell her not to get dirty and to smile for the paps?
I’m surprised she hasn’t gotten the wrinkles on her lips removed somehow as well. I mean they make her look somewhat human and like the rest of us.
A completely random thing–we used to easter egg hunt in my family in the woods using real hard boiled eggs. When I was 5 years old, I saw my grandma and her brothers eating the hard boiled eggs afterwards and was horrified because bunnies were so cute and omg. So for the next 3 years, I’d collect all the eggs I could and hide them so they wouldn’t eat them.
I was a weird kid.
You really need to put some kind of warning in the title if you’re going to have a ridiculous close up of her.
120 pounds? Is she really short or something? She must be or there’s just no way.
Kim is shorter than average (probably 5’1″ or 5’2″) but also has a lot of extra weight from the fatty tissue injected into her derrière. Not sure how much extra her breasts add since they were enhanced by much lighter weight implants, but naturally she would have much heavier breasts than I do and my normal weight at just under 5’4″ is 110. So I could believe 120 is a possible normal weight for her, but she also could easily carry more with no harm. She may also have a heavier frame than me even though small. I have a lighter/smaller frame than she does just judging from hands and feet. She really doesn’t look overweight to me, just out of proportion because of the fat injections and breast enhancements. She gives the impression of being overweight only because she squeezes into clothing that is too small for her.
Kanye is delusional if he thinks she needs to lose weight, he should listen to the trainer. She would have to restrict eating too much at her size in order to lose such weight, she will be healthier if she doesn’t do that. Smaller people don’t have that much leeway in calories needed, so if they do lose weight they should aim for very slow loss. Why bother when you’re actually doing fine already?
Kim probably isn’t very active, though. She spends a lot of time sitting, having people work on her or taking cars to events. So if she absolutely must lose weight, she might just move a little more. She obviously doesn’t enjoy gym “workouts” so she needs to find other activity that she does enjoy. She’s got a huge place, she could walk around it indoors and outdoors – take Nori along and try to keep up with her, that would do it.
Why bother trying to lose 15 pounds when you’re trying to get pregnant? Is going on a very restrictive diet a good idea when you want to get pregnant?
Word – yes, this whole “gotta lose 15 lbs” thing is more evidence that
1) Kim isn’t trying to get pregnant
2) Kim does not have a doctor advising her about her fake fertility issue, since no sane doctor would suggest losing weight to someone her size trying to have a baby (or not).
Yeah not to mention all the flying she does. Oh and the fact she is rarely with her husband. I guess Yeezus can perform immaculate conception?
Seeing the smile on this little girls face reinforces my thought that North really does hate being dragged around the world as a purse for her mom to show off.
She wants to be a little girl, let her!!!
Save Baby North!
Bring back pink and purple and blue and green.
And most of all, bring back the playground, little friends, and NO PAPARAZZI!!
I saw a recent episode of their show. Bruce and the girls were eating at a restaurant and Bruce said to Kim that she needs to bring Nori around more. Her answer was “why?”. That was her answer. Bruce said he doesn’t get to see Nori a lot and wants to form a bond with her. Kim was just so cold about it. Then Khloe said that Nori plays “hard to get” and Bruce was like “yeah I wonder where she gets that from”. So none of them see Nori that much, yet Kim isn’t with Nori a lot either. So who is with Nori most of the time? The nanny. How sad.
My first thought – she’s in Tori Spelling territory now. I remember when Kayne insisted that the paps were going to kill his kid with a drone. Calling the paps out for a photoshoot like this – my, my have the mighty fallen.