Happy birthday to Michael Fassbender. He’s 38 years old today! And he went out for sushi last night in San Francisco, where he’s filming Jobs. [Comicbook]
Chocolate Benedict Cumberbatch: would you eat it? [Seriously OMG WTF]
Tara Reid is still a damn mess. [OMG Blog]
Did Kendall Jenner get butt implants too? [Popoholic]
Eric Johnson threw his son really, really high. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
The trailer for Spy looks amazing. I’m totally seeing it. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Rihanna, you’re not pulling this off. [ICYDK]
Chris Rock keeps getting pulled over by the cops. [Jezebel]
What’s worse: Trevor Noah or his “hall monitors”? [The Frisky]
Charlotte McKinney continues to be the budget Kate Upton. [IDLY]
Jennifer Lopez wore a blouse from her Kohl’s line! [RCFA]
All the best to Fassy…..we need him more in here. Kind of miss his wild days.
Happy Birthday Fassy… one of the most bangable men in the known universe. *sighs*
Long live feisty Aries!
+1,000,000
Oh yes!!😉
+100000000000
I want to like Kohl’s. I really do. My mom loves her Kohl’s cash and whatnot. But I rarely like their clothes. Kohl’s is great for homey things- towels, Christmas tree ornaments, picture frames, etc. And children’s toys. But I just can’t with their clothes.
I don’t get Kohl’s, at all. I have a Kohl’s card because I bought an awesome vacuum there and got a ridiculous amount off with 17 different coupons and whatever racket they have going on with their pricing, but I’m with you. Everything else is unappealing to me.
It’s hard to find stuff, but there is the needle in the haystack. Lots of junk, especially the designer stuff made of awful synthetic fabric. Better in the men’s section for Levis, which the BF likes and good deals on towels and home things, like you mentioned.
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO START TALKING TO ME AGAIN?
I sang a song to YOU yesterday. I AM talking. I luff you, you wackadoodle.
How about that Saul, huh? Great show.
Also I thought of you yesterday, when the governor asked that people reduce water usage, but it was like a wimpy suggestion instead of a strong curtailment with teeth. That shit is scarey.
I’m such a dork, I totally thought you weren’t talking to me. *beats bongos*
BCS is sooo good (thanks for egging me on to give it a chance). Gilligan and his crew sure have a knack for twisting the knife, don’t they? I’m really enjoying it and I want so badly for Jimmy to catch a break.
Water situation is a total joke, and color me cynical but I’m not sure people are going to get it until it’s too late (it’s rapidly approaching too late). It ires me to no end a)how much water people waste, b) that there is very little infrastructure/education to get people to conserve water, c) companies like Nestle bottling up water from the Sacramento river to sell when there’s not even enough water for the crops, d) the wineries stealing from the tributaries to protect their grapes from frost, e) THE DOPE GROWERS…dontgetmestartedcuziwontstop!
Yes. I always find about 15 things to try on, and nothing ever fits right. Ever. Granted, I’m a tough shape to dress right now (tall, carrying extra lbs in the midsection) – but I can find things in other stores.
agree with kiddo…it’s a needle in a haystack thing. I’ve found a few things that I LOVE but mostly I have the same experience…lots of crap.
re: the JLo line…I bought a pair of her jeans (don’t judge) several years back. I like them because they were made for a curvier shaped woman…it was like she thought “I have a big butt, lots of women do, so I’m going to cut the jeans for woman who have some booty” but now?…they’re back to any other give brand where it seems they think all women have flat asses. nothing against flat asses, but it bothered me that she switched it.
I love kohl’s, but like others have said you have to take time to sift through the junk. it’s all cheap stuff, but it’s fine as long as you go into it with low expectations. I have a pair of jeans from the lauren conrad line that I got on clearance for like $12, they fit well and are really soft.
I’ve only ever bought work pants there: Dockers or Lee brand. Otherwise, I can’t be bothered with the joint.
No, would not eat The Batch. chocolate or otherwise. Give me his BFF who’s been working like a dog for more than a year, staying out of trouble, picking interesting projects… yeeesss!
Fassy’s looking fine. I’d eat sushi with him, on him… however he wants.
The beard in the header pic is working for me. I’ve never been into Fassy aside from admiring his acting but um, yeah. Pass the sake, MtnRunner!
mimif is baaaack! I will gladly share the sake with you. Fassy and The Cap can rub their follicles on me anytime.
Something something about an ultra “run”. 😉
Well, there are a lot of correlations between sex and running, y’know. We mtn runners in particular like to climb things.
Why does Sake get you drunker than regular wine, or is that just me?
Doesn’t it contain something like 18% alcohol?? A few of those on an empty stomach would have an affectionate drunk like me cozying up to anything with legs.
What MtnRunner said, 18%. Plus, if you drink it warm it’s like a shot to the bloodstream. Mmm, now I want some nigori with my Fassy nigiri.
Did you see on Torrilla’s site that I Saw The Light was picked up by Sony Classics? Hopefully, this means it’s going to be in more theaters, and more mainstream ones as well.
I did! Now we need a release date.
Cumberbatch looks like a creepy pigeon. I just don’t get the appeal.
Well it’s got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied
Well I don’t want no Abba Zaba
Don’t want no Almond Joy
There ain’t nothing better
Suitable for this boy
Well it’s the only thing
That can pick me up
Better than a cup of gold
See only a chocolate Jesus
Can satisfy my soul
On the other hand I do get the appeal of Tom Waits.
Word.
Hahahahahaha creepy pigeon….hahahaha
Hopefully Fassy can keep the Aries/Virgo under control and manages to not to get chased by a hive of bees this year either.
I don’t understand the love of Fassbender. He does nothing for me.
Sorry.
I’m with you. And 38? He looks 45 to me.
He doesn’t look a day over 50.
meant under 50
I was going to say, I will be 38 this year, and I KNOW you guys would totally tell me he looks way older than me. But I’d still hit it, carefully, so as not to break his hip.
I think he’s handsome, but I will say he looks 45 to me, not 38.
I’ll be 39 in less than a month and he looks way older than me. Yikes.
He’s always looked dirty and unkempt to me.
Not to mention his yellow teeth.
He’s only 38?? Wow!!
Fass is looking fine. Looking forward to his films this year,he’s a great actor.
For me he’s like Viggo Mortensen – only bangable with facial hair. But then i’m a little weird like that.
Happy Birthday you sexy bastard you
Happy Birthday Fassy!! I’d say have a good one but I know you always do! 😉
Hmmm, I was not aware I shared a birthday with Michael Fassbender. This is interesting.
Happy birthday!
Happy cake day to both of you.
The Kendall Jenner post – – I only clicked because I thought it was the younger one who is a mess and keeps jacking her bod. I forgot that Kendall was the model one. No, I don’t think she got butt implants. I think she’s got a good bum and I think if she was posing any other way she wouldn’t look like her bum was so pronounced. I also think she’s doing too well with her modeling career to do something silly like get butt or boob implants. She’s built with the typical long and lean model physique.
Ugh, was that a nice thing I said about a Kardashian/Jenner? I guess it kinda was. Wonders never cease 😉
Every time an actor has a birthday and I think, “Wow he looks older than that,” I realize, wait, he’s only three and a half years older than me…DO I LOOK OLDER THAN I THINK I DO, TOO?!?!
Lol
I have the opposite problem. I still think most actors are older than me and then I go “what, that guy/gal is younger than me?” Does that mean I look older than them?
Then I sigh and feel old.
Then I drink some of that Sake everyone is talking about up thread and trick myself into feeling young again.
lol cheers to that mia girl!
Now that you’re drunk mia girl, go back to your room and write a proper ass-kiss/kiss-ass letter to SNL, so Keaton can do some good skits.
Cheers to yuuuu mimieffinf and kiddOoo
*slurrrrr, slurps*
Ok, so deer hot mother effer Michael Keaton and to them youngin SNL writers who are so sweet like sugar I could drop you like a cube into my coffee,
Please don’t be Fargin Iceholes. Have a skit about Johnny Dangerously. And not a late in the stupid program skit. Like a first or second going for broke skit.
Signed,
A BIG FAN of sake
And a fan of mimieffinf and kiddOooo
wow Fassbender is only 38 ?? He looks 10 years older… (still very hot though)
The good old days that I suffered from fassyfever. Happy birthday, fassy!
What’s Fassbender’s appeal? He looks kinda like Jamie Dornan.
Amazing actor, deserves every praise he gets. And yes, he looks way older.
Wooo, I decide to visit this site for the first time in a long while and Fassy is the first thing I see. A lovely happenstance.
I can see the appeal of him as I love Irish men but he does look way past 38 IMO. I think he has partied a lot.
Doesn’t his friend Emerson Johnson live in CA? He is not in this picture … Could be he took it, who knows …. I just want Fassbender to introduce me to Emerson Johnson, is that too much to ask?? Come on Fassbender, as part of your b-day do a good deed to a total stranger, introduce me to Emerson!!!!