— Coco Rocha (@cocorocha) April 2, 2015
In the past week, many celebrities have given birth. These celebrities are… not always the most newsworthy in the world, and since we’ve had other stories, we’ve sort of ignored the rash of bad baby names. But I thought… hey, it’s Friday, let’s do a round-up of the week’s baby names.
Rocket Zot. Sam Worthington and his wife (?) Lara Bingle welcomed their first son this week and they named the poor kid ROCKET ZOT. Rocket Worthington. Rocket Zot Bingle-Worthington. Poor kid. It’s worth noting that, to me, it seems like Aussie celebrities are usually not obsessed with “fancy” baby names – they’re more likely to give a kid a “fun” name.
Conrad Scott. Veep star Reid Scott and his wife welcomed a baby boy and they named him Conrad. It reminds me of Conrad “Connie” Hilton, but otherwise… it’s a pretty normal baby name.
Dashiel Edan. Milla Jovovich welcomed her second child, another daughter, with her husband WS Anderson. Milla’s first daughter is named Ever Gabo, which… ugh. I think if they had spelled the name Dashiell Eden it still would have been a silly name for a little girl, but at least it would have been spelled correctly. I don’t know what’s going on with Dashiel-with-one-L and Edan-with-an-A. You’re trying too hard to be different, Milla!
Ioni James. Coco Rocha gave birth last weekend. Coco and her husband James Conran welcomed a daughter they name Ioni James. What’s with the rash of little girls named James lately? Coming on the heels of Blake Lively naming her daughter James, it does seem… copycat-ish. But since it’s the middle name, I doubt people will care. But the spelling of Ioni? Ugh.
Reign Aston Disick. We already knew what Kourtney Kardashian named her third baby, but she just posted an Instagram of little Reign. He’s a cutie. Too cute for that stupid name.
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