Sam Smith has lost a lot of weight very quickly. [Wonderwall]
Kellan Lutz got a job, people. [LaineyGossip]
Hot Panda P0rn. And apparently they’re good at it. [Dlisted]
Jimmy Fallon & Michelle Obama did Mom Dancing Part 2. [Buzzfeed]
Live action Winnie the Pooh? NOPE. [Pajiba]
E! is adding more Kardashian and Kardashian-Lite programming. [Reality Tea]
This girl doesn’t look at all like Marilyn Monroe. [Starcasm]
Amber Rose wants Wiz Khalifa back? [CDAN]
Jessica Alba’s body is insane. [Celebslam]
Zayn Malik is still with Perrie Edwards. [A Socialite Life]
Photos from the 2015 World Figure Skating Championships. [Go Fug Yourself]
Classic Florida story is classic. [The Blemish]
Nicole Scherzinger almost popped out. [Moe Jackson]
*Just a note: We won’t publish any stories this weekend for the Easter holiday. Unless something HUGE happens, of course. We’ll be back on Monday & we hope everyone has a happy Easter!
I think I finally figured it out. Sam Smith kinda looks like a mix between Riley Keough and Chris Manzo (RHONJ). Mazel on the weight loss!
Abbbbbbbbotttttttt! That is all.
MiMfFFFFf!!!! (The second ‘i’ is silent)
That’s why I call you Abot, since the second ‘b’ and ‘t’ are silent. ssshhhh
What’d I miss? I saw the Twihard fandom is on the brink of collapse… by the hands of T-Pain (Whaaaa?). How long have I been hiding in my Cumberbunker?
That’s why I call you Kidoa
Cuz you’re from Samoa
Via La Zilla
FIN
ETA: Yeah what did LaBot miss because I got scared off by the Karduggar Knox threads…
*sentimental tear in eye streams slowly down cheek* at those lovely Joni Mitchell-like lyrics written by mmmmimmmiffff. I call you that because I mumble ‘m’s when I drink sake.
Is Karduggar Knox the name of the lady who broke up One Direction or the arrival of the Otter Space Chosen One? Karduggar Knox Cumberbatch is a pretty slick name.
Personally, I am not authorized to comment on 1D specifically Zayn or his hair, as apparently I am obsessed with said hair. Or how about Said Hairem? YES.
Do you need the administrator’s password, mmmmimmif? I could log you in.
Please link these shenanigans, it sounds entertaining, and I’m not productive anyway.
Kideeewwww
Clicky my name for Knoxy shenangigans. I’m sure the 1D comments were much more entertaining. These are giving me uncomfortable stomach cramps.
ETA: Mimif was campaigning to get Zayn named as, like, the Manga Carta of boy band hair systems. I think. http://www.celebitchy.com/419392/zayn_maliks_1d_escape_details_revealed_as_a_new_mistress_comes_forward/#comments
I’m late to the party but hello!! I was going to comment earlier but a nap was calling my name..
Blue!! All that matters is that you’re here now.
Stupid Howard Stern, talking smack about his weight. He looks great, but I loved him with meat on his beautiful bones.
Are you serious? He was fat, and now he’s not because he’s eating properly. People should not be encouraged to be fat.
I agree, but nobody wants to hear that because it hurts feelings. But I think he looks way better.
I don’t recall him being “fat”. But I have never seen him in person. I bet he is super skinny now because he is “looking better” on camera.
Damn! What a bitch you are Jenny! People should not be encouraged to be so bitchy.
Somehow, he looks like he is trying to hard to look like he is told he should , but I still love him. I hope his attitude will not change and he lost weight for good reason. I don’t know how he looked before he become charming chanteuse , looking forward to hear more from him.
Happy Easter to all! Happy Pasover!
I disagree. I think what’s happened is less “crash diet” and more “a young guy with a good metabolism decided to make eating reasonably well and exercising occasionally a priority.” Smith looks much healthier than before, and I think this is probably closer to his “happy weight.” Now the question is, can he avoid becoming rail-thin or skin and muscles due to Hollywood pressure?
Happy Easter to you and all those who celebrate 🐰 and wishes for a Happy Passover to all who celebrate –
I guessed his cousin Lily Allen gave him some diet advice 😉
Now watch…the Easter Bunny will get caught in some crazy a** scandal this weekend. Like he has 4000 love children or something.
*DeNiro voice* I heard things…
Be careful. He’s known to dig stuff, like carrots. That’s right, you never know if a tuber or two will get uprooted and tossed so the groundhog can have at it.
BE AFRAID. Be very afraid. “Nasty, big, pointy teeth!” He’s got huge, sharp… er… He can leap about. Look at the bones!
LOL “What’s he do? Nibble ya bum?!”
*whinnies!*
Your job was to click the coconut shells to mimic (a variation of mimif) the horses footsteps.
Both of you hush and go and get me a shrubbery! One that looks nice. And not too expensive.
Nih!
The Easter Bunny refuses to come to my house since my feline roommates did some truly unspeakable things to his local bunny relations. It was awful.
Kellan Lutz cannot be too happy that Kellan Lutz is hosting a reality show. How is Kellan Lutz going to win Kellan Lutz’s Oscar on a reality show? Kellan Lutz is worried.
How is Kellan Lutz going to win the 50,000 each week, if Kellan Lutz cannot compete? He has been drinking milk four times a day, and eating read meat and broccoli to make his muscles big and strong and hard as rocks. No, boulders. Hard as boulders! Kellan Lutz wants the opportunity to make 50,000 dollars a week too, and he knows he could hit the bullseye every time. But he is going to be patient because Kellan Lutz knows that good things come to those who wait.
Hope he doesn’t gain it all back, plus.
Nothing like Pandas doing it doggy-style to end the week.
Have a great weekend everyone!
Have a great weekend , Marty!
Here Miss M, have this to brighten up your weekend!
https://twitter.com/Hunnamshair/status/581973113044250625
Marty, you are the best! You always find these gems to entertain us. Thanks a bunch!
I’d say it’s even better for the pandas, but have a great weekend!
And they went a whole seven and a half minutes too! Sadly significantly longer then most of my high school experiences. *cough*
I have two brothers, both in their 20’s, and all they need to do is stop drinking beer for a few weeks and they lose weight like crazy. I know this is a sweeping generalization, but I’ll say it – it’s much easier for men to lose weight than it is for women. Hope Sam is feeling good.
I agree. Men lose weight easier than women do. It’s not fair lol.
Hi just hope that “diet” isn’t a white powdery substance that also causes you to lose weight quickly.
I would like to think it is healthy eating but the realist in me notices how small his pupils are…..
There’s an incredibly bright bulb flashing at him. His pupils would react to it.
I think he did it right. He posted some of his meals on IG and twitter.
This makes me sad because even do he is going to say that is for his health the weight loss is for all the comments and the pressure of the industry.
I tend to agree. In fact I just heard an interview on the radio with him not that long ago where he said he was trying not to listen to everyone who was saying he was overweight and to just be comfortable with himself as is. Guess the pressure got to him. 🙁
Jessica Alba has a cute face, but I feel like her body isn’t that big a deal. Never understood it. Sure she’s skinny, but that’s it.
She does TRX and eats very healthy. Every lady about that age in my TRX and cycling classes has that body and they’re doing nothing special. I know at least 4 eat mcdonalds every other day or so.
She’s cute, but yea. I don’t get it with her body. That’s normal.
Gosh, what a sudden change!! Anyways, I think he’s handsome both ways.
Me too. If Sam wanted to lose weight (for himself), then I’m happy for him. However, I didn’t see anything wrong with the way he was before.
Oh, me neither. But then again, I realize that, for all I know, he might have done it for health reasons instead of aesthetic ones. He does seem happy with his new image, so I guess it’s all good! He doesn’t look unhealthy in the least.
Wow!!! Are we sure he isn’t Boy George’s son or relative?
I’ve been thinking the same for a little bit now. He looks it! He should cover Faith!
I don’t think Boy George has a song called “faith”. Are you thinking about George Michael?
I sure am! Thanks for the correction Word.
Still. He should record a version of “Faith”
Sam keeps changin his neck scarf, so we won’t notice that his eye make up is smudged.
He is quite unattractive no matter what. Who cares about the weight? Very weird face and facial proportions. He does look like Boy George. And his nails are weird and look discolored.
He looks like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.
I didn’t even know he was “fat”. He always looked good to me.
Weight, face proportions, nails… Wtf, people? You are disgusting. Oh, and next time attach your selfie, so that we’ll see how perfect you and your nails are.
Slimmed down Sam Smith looks like the lovechild of George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley. WHAAAM!