One of Pete Doherty’s long suffering cats died after being hit by a car and he decided to give it a burial at sea. Except he put it in his pond and the poor thing floated to the top and froze there. I’m not sure if this was the same cat he made a little kitty crack pipe for, but how he kept a cat after that video got out is beyond my comprehension. Where is PETA when you need them?

Pete Doherty has revealed that he buried one of his cats in his pond – but to the Babyshambles man’s horror, the animal remained on the water’s surface until it froze. “The cat got run over so I thought I’d give it a burial at sea – well, the pond,” he said. “But it didn’t sink, it floated and then froze over. So there was this dead cat under the ice looking up at me. It was terrible”

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PETA, it’s time to stage a protest at Pete Doherty’s place. In the past he’s housed himself in a coffin for Halloween with rats, wanted to turn his dead cat into a diamond for Kate Moss (no word on how that kitty died), played with day old baby mice with Amy Winehouse and a cat while filming it for YouTube prosperity, and made his cat smoke crack. Forget trying to convert us all to vegetarians, you need to convert Pete Doherty into a sane person.

Last question: how the hell can Pete Doherty afford to even rent a house with a pond? Because I honestly thought every dollar he’s ever made went straight into crack. Perhaps his ‘pond’ is really a ‘puddle’ and Pete is confused. It does rain lots in London.

Pete Doherty is shown performing at the Brighton Centre in Brighton, England on 3/19/09. Credit: Alex Broadway/WENN.com. He is also shown at the NME Awards on 2/25/09. Credit: Daniel Deme/WENN.com