Here’s a hodge-podge of photos from the past few days of the Glastonbury festival. We’re starting off with Aaron and Sam Taylor Johnson, they of the May-December romance. He’s 25, she’s 48. He’s got goat scruff, she’s got pink hair. They both have wellies and love. Anyway, I’m sort of happy to see that some people still have some mixed feelings about this pairing, as evidenced by the comments on Friday’s post about Aaron’s Flaunt cover profile. It’s not that I am disbelieving in their love – I actually believe they love each other very much. But I wish they would find a better way of NOT reminding us that she seduced an impressionable 18-year-old and got pregnant in a hurry to further tie herself to him. Also: the pink hair just screams “Let’s please pretend I’m in my 20s!!!”
More photos from Glastonbury… ADELE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ve missed her so much. She’s really good at disappearing, isn’t she? Adele was there with her husband (?) Simon. Adele keeps promising a new album, hopefully this is the year it happens. I like her hair that length, but I wish she would go back to bright red.
Here’s Alexa Chung – I didn’t see any photos of Alexander Skarsgard (HER BOYFRIEND) so I kind of think he didn’t come out to Glastonbury. Sad face. But, I’ll give her this: this is easily the best she’s ever looked. And everyone should wear wellies at Glastonbury.
Suki Waterhouse makes me think that Glastonbury is just a posher, muddier Coachella. Suki looks like she’s aping Vanessa Hudgens’ style.
Matt Smith and Lily James. Wait, did we know that they’re a couple? I think I knew and forgot because she’s kind of dumb.
Cressida Bonas in wellies and playsuit. Sure. How does one use the port-o-potty when one is drunk off one’s ass and wearing a romper?
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.