Justin Bieber & Ryan Seacrest had a magical conversation about women

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Justin Bieber went skateboarding in Santa Monica a few days ago. He didn’t do it for the love of the sport. He didn’t do it at skateboarding park where he wouldn’t attract much attention. Swaggy did it in the middle of a studio parking lot in full view of spectators and the paps. Everyone stood around and looked puzzled, and then he took his shirt off, and people stopped gawking. Funny how that works.

Swaggy stopped by to chat with Ryan Seacrest yesterday. The upcoming Bieber tune title sounds really complicated, so the two men dissected it for Seacrest’s audience. Swaggy claims to be so confused by women, and Seacrest agrees with him. Seacrest is probably humoring his guest, right? Here’s how the magical conversation went:

Swaggy: The title is called “What Do You Mean?”

Seacrest: “What Do You Mean?”

Swaggy: “What Do You Mean?”

Seacrest: “Now, that’s something, that like, when you say that to somebody, like, you don’t understand what they’re saying to you? Right?”

Bieber: Well, like, girls are often like, they’re just flip-floppy. They say something and then they mean something else, you know? So it’s like, I want to, like: “What do you mean?”

Seacrest: Do you find when you ask somebody, a girl, what do you mean, that they tell you what they mean? Or do they still not always tell you what they’re meaning?

Bieber: They don’t always really tell me.

Seacrest: Like you’re supposed to read their mind sometimes.

Bieber: Yeah. I mean, I don’t really know. That’s why I’m asking, “What do you mean?” You know?

[From Ryan Secrest on YouTube]

Swaggy may have meant “flippity-flop” instead of “flip-floppy,” but maybe we simply, like, don’t know what he means. I find it amusing that Swaggy is puzzling over the nature of femininity, and he acts like he’s a well-meaning, good-natured guy. He just wants a girlfriend who won’t yank his chain, you guys. The internet has not forgotten how Swaggy got busted sneaking out of a brothel two years ago. All he really wants is a woman who will be impressed by his money, not some complicated relationship. “What do you mean?” really means, “Treat me like a king and stop demanding to be treated with respect.” You know?

Justin Bieber

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  1. Kiddo says:

    The man’s face in the top photo says it all.

  2. lassie says:

    Oh, Jesus. Stop. Just stop.

  3. Tate says:

    The look on the faces of the people watching is the best!!

  4. Miffy says:

    My God, he’s so deep.

    I feel dumber knowing that this conversation and those photos all took place.

  5. Hawkeye says:

    When the top two intellects converge, magic happens.

  6. Lucy says:

    Oh, piss off.

  7. NGBoston says:

    Oh, Spare us. What advice could Seacreat have for him? How successfully wrangle a Beard?

    Please. Justin likes women. Seacrest used to but favors Men now and has for years.

    This is ridiculous.

  8. kri says:

    I am having trouble following their conversation. I suppose I am not very intelligent, because I don’t know wtf either of them means. I also blame Seacrest for alot of the world’s problems. He helped birth the K family. He is such a trash collector. If you know what I mean.

  9. TessD says:

    Yeah, like, “what do you mean you don’t want it in your mouth?”

  10. Elisa the I. says:

    That conversation is absolutely hilarious! 🙂

  11. Cindy says:

    After the Woody house of horrors post, this interview is delightful.

  12. G says:

    I thought Bieber came across as v likable in the car pool with James Corden thing.

    I try to cut him some slack because everybody hates on him for EVERYTHING and he really has had a crazy adolescence. So while i won’t excuse him spitting on fans, i’m not going to judge him for not understanding women. I think it’s pretty normal for his age.

    And hey, Selena still hangs out with him, he can’t be that bad!

  13. Vampi says:

    Let me help ya Swaggy..No ALWAYS means no. That’s a real important one, and easy to remember too! *pats head*

  14. Marguerita says:

    No, “flip-floppy” is probably just Canadian. Just to show what I found important about that exchange. I didn’t know that it was a weird thing to say (I am Canadian, northern ontario heyoo) until I read this article. Hey, the more you know 🙌🌈⭐️

  15. iheartgossip says:

    While in bed, I’m sure.

  16. HarleyB says:

    In the top photo it looks like he busted a move…the Carlton!